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Can you believe I'm grounded again?

My stepdad is such a strict asshole.

Well, at least your stepdad is not messy like mine.

My stepdad is a total mess.

You should see our house.

It's disgusting.

You could help him clean.

Why would I do that?

Well, I wish cleaning was my biggest concern.

All I want to do is go out and party with you.

Girl, you know, you could just stand up to your stepdad. He's a total softie.

Like, I totally stand up to him.

No way.

He's this weird stare that he gives me anytime I do anything wrong.

Gives me the chills thinking about it.

But you know how at school everyone mistakes us for twins?

Yeah? Well, our dads are pretty fucking stupid.

possibly tell us apart?

What are you planning?

Okay, so what I'm thinking is I dress like you, you dress like me, and

we could just be with each other's dads.

It's pretty genius.

I don't know about all that.

But if we get caught, we'd get in huge trouble.

Oh no, we'll be totally fine.

I thought in the movie once, the girls were just fine.

Just fine.

Were they good in the end?

I fell asleep before finishing it.

So what do you want me to do?

You tort.

Give me your club.

Hey!

I guess I just go to your house now, huh?

But, yeah.

Good luck.

Oh, my God.

Jesus, I'm not kidding.

That was so fucking nice.

I'm so confused.

Well, well, well. Look who's being such a good girl today.

This is amazing work, sweetie.

You mean Dad?

Yeah.

I think I'm going to have to reward you today.

Are you going to go out to dinner?

Not quite.

I'm just going to, uh,

harden my, uh, how beautiful you are.

The fuck?

Oh.

Playing hard to get, I see.

I don't know why you're mad. I mean, you did clean the whole house, but, uh, all

right. I'll give it to you.

Thank you.

That's right right here

Kind of crazy.

Yeah.

Hmm. Oh.

Is that it?

Where have you been?

You've almost missed curfew again.

And who the fuck cares?

Excuse me?

Apologize immediately, young lady. I do not tolerate that kind of behavior in

the language in my house.

Well, you know, you can't keep telling me what to do anymore.

I will apologize immediately.

Or else what?

I'm grounded?

Well, you can ground this.

Hey, did you fuck your dad?

What? Ew, no.

I mean, we fool around a little bit, but actual fucking?

Never. You didn't think a little heads up would be a good idea?

What? Did he try to eat your pussy or something?

Yes. Yes, he did.

Oh, that's hot.

Did you like it?

Jade! Well, what do you want me to do?

Just suck it up or our covers would be blown.

Well, how far do you go with your dad?

Sometimes a little kissing and maybe a blowjob.

Jade, you gave your dad blowjob?

That's wrong.

That's weird. That's just fucking crazy.

I knew it. I knew you weren't my daughter.

Uh -oh.

I, uh, think we need to go over to the neighbor's house and

all of us have a little chit -chat, I think.

Uh -oh.

Yeah. Okay, let's go. Come on.

What are you doing?

Seriously.

You... I didn't eat your vagina.

I thought I was eating her vagina.

Let's just be clear. You know I can't see well.

You know in the left eye, my little leg crazy eye I have. You're lucky he didn't

penetrate you.

I almost did, but I didn't. I thought it was my daughter, alright?

Well, he's beautiful in the first place, but you wouldn't be eating your own

daughter's vagina. Whatever, our business is our business. The point is,

tricked me and deceived me.

I was thinking this was them and that was them and this was them, but that's

just how that went, you know? So... This is all your fault. Why is it my fault?

You're just a stuck -up little loser person.

Look at that shirt. You're just white trash fucking your own daughter. Hey,

better than your cousin.

Oh, okay.

Now I'm just crying.

Maybe, okay, let's take a breather.

Maybe,

maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe we... I could be better.

learn from each other. Like, yeah, you did fuck up. I just did this because I

feel like you don't love me.

Well, I mean, I mean, that sucks.

But at least you're, your daughter's, like, well disciplined.

Yeah. Maybe we do have something, some things we can learn from each other.

Your daughter has a little bit more of a backbone and stands up for herself.

Oh, yeah, that's what she does. She does. She has to give you some attitude

sometimes.

But yes, I mean, I think we can learn from each other. Maybe we can

be better role models for our kids, you know what I mean?

Yeah. I do think that, you know, when you get a reward for obeying, then

it definitely makes it worth it.

So you're saying you want maybe a little bit more of positive reinforcement?

I mean, yeah, more of a...

It'd be great.

I mean, we could always, you know, try our way.

I mean, what do you think? Yeah?

All right.

Come on, give it a shot.

Come on.

There we go.

What are you doing?

Oh, exactly what you wanted.

I didn't mean that, Dad. I meant maybe more like compliments or hugs or good

job. Hey, relax.

It's so much better than a hug.

I don't know. It's kind of crazy.

What about my mom?

Girl, relax.

I'm your best friend. Don't you trust me?

Why don't you just watch us for a minute, all right?

This is a bonding session.

Hey, how about we please them now?

Huh?

Yeah.

Oh, um... Come on, yeah. Like, what?

Like my comments?

Yeah, come on, get out, come on. I don't know about that.

Hey, I'll be fine. Come on, son. Don't be shy. Just grab it out. Come on.

Yeah, there you go.

Come on.

Go on. Don't be shy.

Holy shit.

Good for you.

Oh, my God.

Hey, hey, hey.

If it makes you more comfortable, we could switch.

Um, yeah. Yeah, maybe we could switch on you.

Look at my dad's dick. I haven't seen it before.

It's a pretty good dick. I don't know why.

Oh, you trained her well.

Oh, you know.

Do you want to tell us if your dad's gone?

What? I see you're looking.

It's not like that.

I'm just... Yeah, go on, try it.

It's okay, honey.

You look at his cock throb when you get close to it.

There's no shame.

Are you sure it's okay if we do this?

I'm just kidding.

Good girl.

I love you.

I can't believe how much fun this is.

It's racing like crazy.

I've never felt like this before.

Are you getting well? Let me put it on you.

Are you ready?

Oh,

that's tired.

Oh, he looks so good. Can I get him to do this for me?

You dance with him?

Oh, yeah, you're getting it too.

There you

go.

There you go.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck. Oh, fuck.

You put it in there for me?

There you go.

She's so good.

Yeah, look at that.

I'm going to put you back in a quickie.

You're scooting down a bit? Yeah, there you go.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

You're going to fuck your own dad?

Yeah. I know it's weird and all kinds of wrong, but my kids enjoy

it so good.

Listen, me and my daughter share a unique bond that not a lot of people

understand, and I get it, but... Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, I feel so good. Oh, yeah.

Creepy. Yeah, yeah.

Are we going to do that?

Go on, try it. You don't have to if you don't want to, Mommy.

No pressure, but it won't really help.

Oh, you feel good, Talamon? You feel good?

I feel so good. Is it okay if we do?

I just, I feel bad for Mom.

Oh, I trust you.

It's our little secret.

We have to know.

It'll all be okay.

It's totally worth it.

There you go.

Oh,

my

God.

You pussy fist.

Hey,

dog. I have no idea how good your dick would feel. Oh, my God.

It's really good.

It feels so good.

Oh, my God. Fuck.

There you go.

Proud of you.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

I would have. Oh, God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my

God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

I'm going.

Yes,

keep that for the last five days.

You're doing so fucking good.

There we go.

Oh, my God.

Oh, baby, you want to come and ride me? Yeah?

Okay, lay back and let a girl take you.

Yeah, you're going to like this one.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck.

Oh.

Did you go to any fu -

Oh,

yes. Oh, yes.

You can see me fucking sitting here?

Mm hmm.

Thank you.

Dan's gonna come. Dan's gonna come.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

They're still going.

There we go.

There you go.

There you go.

There you go.

Oh, there you go.

Go on, son. There you go.

I think we should definitely make a pact to communicate better, you know? Yeah.

Yeah? Absolutely.

And you know what?

What? We promise we'll never swap daughters again.

Mm -hmm.

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