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Wake up!

Hey. You open?

Hello? Hi.

Hey. Sorry.

Sorry.

Um, I'm looking for surf lessons?

Are you guys open or...

Yeah.

I can find someone else too if...

No, we're open.

Yeah?

Let's go surfing, yeah.

Can you hold that?

Yeah.

Okay, that's yours.

Yeah?

Okay. So... paddle...

...is here. Pop up.

That's amazing!

All right. Let me see you catch one.

That was so fun!

You had a good time?

Yeah, I loved it.

So, uh, do you take cash or Venmo?

Um, awesome.

Um, look, I... like I am kinda broke.

Um, but I have this instead.

So, I make these myself.

And I like sell them on the beach for like 20 bucks.

What do you think?

Yeah, why not.

Yeah?

Yeah.

You sure?

Sure. Yeah.

Okay! Amazing. Ugh.

Thank you so much. You're a lifesaver. I really appreciate it.

Um, thank you for everything today.

Sure.

Yeah.

I'll see you around?

Nice meeting you.

Yeah, you too. Bye.

I'm telling you. You give me ten thousand dollars,

I'll turn it into twenty-five thousand.

These new alt coins are legit.

Yeah, I know you don't know what you're doing.

That's why you gotta trust me. I got diamond hands!

Everything's going great. I'm day trading, I'm making friends.

Don't worry so much, Mom. I love you too.

Anyway, I just got to my buddy Jack's crib.

We are grilling and chilling, okay?

But take my advice on those coins. All right. I'll talk to you later.

Jack Attack! What is cooking, brother?

Yo, thanks for letting me borrow that board by the way. It was tasty.

Yeah, I didn't say you could borrow that, Owen.

Oh, I thought you said borrow like a "take it, don't break it" kind of thing.

No, it's more like a "please don't take it ever" kind of thing.

Ah, whatever. Who cares? Yeah, who cares.

Well, anyways man, I mean there's like the last big swell of the season.

You gotta get out there before it's over.

Honestly, man, I'm tired, I'm cooking, I'm probably just gonna eat and pass out.

What? What happened to Jack Attack?

What happened to good old Jack the Ripper? Jack Ryan? Jack Reacher?

Jetty Swell brothers? You're too good now for the Sultans of Swell?

Sultans of what?

The swell?

Owen.

Look, dude, just one more time man.

You know we gotta get out there.

You're gonna kick yourself in the head if you don't do it.

Okay. One last ride.

Ah, there's the Jack Attack I love!

Hell yeah, man. I promise you, you're not gonna regret it.

Whoa.

She's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

Can we take her out?

Owen, don't touch that thing, all right? I'm gonna have to sell it.

Oh, come on, man. Just one. Please? Me and her?

Owen! Back away.

Fine.

Backing away. I'm not touching. Jeez, man.

217 to dispatch.

Go ahead 217.

Are you ready?

What do you think?

Are you shitting me?

What? I look the part. I'm blending in.

Uh, you're not blending in. You have salsa on your face.

Where?

Mhm. All over.

No, I don't.

You're right, you don't. I needed you to see how ridiculous you look in those glasses.

We have authorization to do this, right?

Yeah. I got your warrant right here.

Oh, good. Wouldn't want to do anything illegal.

Who's a good girl? You're a good girl.

How do you know she's a girl?

Why don't you go ahead and swab the bathroom.

Why don't you go ahead and swab the bathroom.

You know what your problem is, Simpson?

Trying to change the world.

Only thing you can actually change...

...is yourself.

Simpson, what's your 20?

Simpson here.

Listen, that missing person out of Newport Beach?

We've got a suspected sighting in Vegas.

Looks like she might be a grifter.

Pull back to HQ to reconvene.

I'll be damned.

Well, we should probably grab some breakfast burritos on the way back.

Why do you even exist?

♪ But you have been gone at least for some time ♪

♪ 'Cause when I'm around you ♪

♪ Even all the bad things go all right ♪

♪ It's no surprise when I saw you ♪

Babe!

Come to Papa!

Hey beautiful. Come here often? Sheesh!

Ah, not my new floppies.

Just the bag.

Hi, welcome to Furrmart.

Just the bag.

I got uh, 60 bucks. That should do, right?

Okay, cool.

See you next time.