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I'm not going to call him dad.

All right, fine.

Will you just leave?

Fine, I'll be nice to your stepdad.

You know, it's really annoying that

just because we got married to random people that I don't even know have to

in our home, really.

Aubrey, come on. Change is good.

Okay? And do me a favor, please be nice to your stepmom.

For me.

Hey. Hey. Oh.

Rough drive.

Really? Yeah.

He's still in the car.

She certainly is.

Okay, is she going to get out of the car?

Time will tell, I suppose, yeah?

I'm sure when she meets Aubrey, I'm sure everything will be just fine.

We'll see.

Sup? Hey.

Name's Aubrey.

But you, uh, you can call me Dragon.

I'm Gal. You can call me Nighthawk.

Cool. Cool.

Alright, this is it.

Welcome to my, uh, kingdom.

One roll.

Don't touch my drum set.

Cool. No, seriously. Do not touch my drum set.

No problem.

Did you touch my drum set?

No. I know you touched my drum set.

I will end you if you touch it again.

I didn't touch your drum set.

But now I'm going to rub my sweaty collar. You better fucking not.

Fix the drive wall.

And another thing.

You have eight weeks to find jobs.

First of all, Dad.

How do you expect us to dry the wall? We didn't even get it wet. It's dry.

It's a dry wall.

Why are you treating like kids?

You're acting like kids. Now go get dressed for dinner. Your brother Derek's

coming. Oh, God.

Move your bodies.

Come on. Let's go. Come on. Be a little productive.

Let's go. Go.

Move. Go get cleaned up.

She's not. She's actually adopted. She's not mine.

I don't know about you.

Mine's adopted, too.

Are you kidding me?

You could sell them.

So I told him, you're a congressman about to be indicted. You might not want

have a hearing aid.

Oh, Robert, you do have a way with telling stories.

Oh, thank you. You know, everybody loves that one. Especially now.

Like, right now.

Meanwhile, I heard you two watch your TV privileges.

When are you two cunts going to grow up, get some hair on your vaginas, and do

something with your wives?

Derek, be nice.

Who do you think you're talking to?

Sit there in that fucking jacket.

Cheap little jacket.

Give you some hot shot.

Only people with tiny, tiny little prindicks wear jackets like that. Needle

dick. Little prindick boy.

Teeny, teeny, tiny needle boy.

But that fake account won't make up for that.

No, definitely not.

Can everybody chill out and relax?

I'll have you know I made 500K last year.

What the fuck did you two do? You didn't do anything, just like always. You two

have just been mooching off everybody.

What are you going to do? What am I going to do? Yeah, what are you going to

Hit me. As a matter of fact, that is from Captain Athena.

God damn it, Aubrey!

What? What the fuck? Go to your room!

Are you serious? Yes, I'm serious. Go to your fucking room.

Jesus.

Fucking incredible.

What are you doing?

I just want you to know that later I'm going to come so hard to the image of

attacking Derek.

You have such brave eyes.

Eyes of a lion.

I don't want to bury myself in your mane.

I picture us growing old together.

With Derek, I'd never picture us growing old together.

But with you, I picture us growing old and we could live in France.

Yeah, I just... I want to grow old with you and we could live in France and I

could eat baguettes off your pussy and...

Oh my gosh, and drink champagne out of your butthole, and it'd be so nice.

That does sound interesting.

Yeah, but here's the thing.

Okay. I'm not wearing any panties, and they haven't even gotten to dessert yet.

Oh, my God. I want you. I want you to eat this pussy. Okay.

You want to smell?

Maybe.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. Oh,

it feels so good. Yeah, yeah. Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I'll get the zipper. Okay.

Oh, my goodness.

Get these off.

That's okay.

Lay this way.

I can't move.

I really know what you're doing, don't you?

Oh, man.

It's kind of hot there. You know, all the families out there. They're all

dessert. Damn, even those are gone.

Going to Paris and France and France and France.

I'm only drinking champagne out of your bubble.

On our boats.

On our boats.

That's so hot.

I'm going to wait. Forget all about this. Forget all about this, people.

It sucks anyways.

It sucks anyways.

Imagine being married to Derek. It's so terrible.

It must be.

See how he's talking to himself? Oh, wait. Oh, wait. That's what happens. He

only thinks about himself. No one else ever.

It tastes way better than dessert.

Oh,

my

God. Oh, my

God. Oh, my God.

Let me help you.

Here, let me help you.

Didn't need that button. Didn't need that one. What's that button?

That. Yeah.

Oh, my mom. I'm so even on.

Later. Oh, goodness.

Take this off, too.

I'm aching.

Okay.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh my God.

Oh, so nice. I can just... I can just climb up

with you. Oh,

thank you.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my

God.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

Oh, wow.

Oh, my gosh.

Do you want to try something that I keep in my purse? It's, like, a super weird

thing to bring to family dinner, but I brought it because I always hoped

would fucking hit Derek.

Yeah, sure.

I'm never going to fuck with one of these no more. You just keep that in

purse? Yeah.

No. I've never used it, but I've always had it there.

I just always hoped it had a reason.

Hell.

Never met a girl like you.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

That's so hot. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It disappeared.

Oh, my God.

That's so hot. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. That was so hot. Oh, my God. Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, it's so hot. Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness.

Oh,

my goodness. Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness. Oh,

my

goodness.

Oh, fuck yeah. Yeah. Oh, fuck yes. Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, fuck yes. Oh,

fuck yes. Oh, fuck yes. Oh, fuck yes. Oh, fuck yes. Oh,

fuck yes. Oh,

fuck yes. Oh, fuck yes.

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh, fuck yes.

Can you do one thing for me?

Oh my god,

you want to ride this dick dragon?

Yeah

That's the best way to name a dragon. You have to ride this dick.

Oh, fuck yeah, dragon.

Oh, fuck you. Oh, my God. Fuck you. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. You're so hot. Oh, fuck yeah.

Dragon juice dripping on my pussy.

Fuck yeah.

Fuck yes, yes, yes.

Oh my God, it's so hot.

Yeah.

Fuck yes, yes. Oh my God, I've always wanted to be rubbed by a dragon. Oh

Fuck yes, yes, yes.

Oh my God. Fuck yes, so hot.

Fuck yes, yes, yes. Oh my God. Yeah. Fuck yeah. Oh my God. Oh wow.

Oh God, the way you attack the brain is so hot.

Oh, fuck you. Yes, yes. Oh, fuck you.

Yeah, please. Oh, my gosh. I'm talking every time you see her.

Yes.

Oh,

fuck you.

Uh -huh.

Oh, yes.

Yes. Oh, fuck.

Oh, my gosh.

Right there.

Wow.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Use me. Use me however you want. Yeah.

You make it so good.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You make it so easy. You make it so easy. Yeah. Mm

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, wow.

Oh, my God. I'm all over.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Put your legs together.

Oh

wow.

Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my

God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Fuck.

Yeah.

Right there. Maybe.

Maybe. Maybe.

Yeah. Oh,

yeah. Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Right there.

Yes, I'm coming. I'm coming.

I'm coming. Yeah.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

We'll fuck on our balcony and drink champagne out of each other's apples.

And we're going to leave all of them behind.

Oh, my God. You didn't have to learn anything.

You're so good.

That's amazing.

Go for it.

You can do it.

Yeah.

You're something.

You're really something.

I just want to roll you up into a little ball and just shove you in my vagina.

You could live there. It's warm and it's cozy.

In your vagina? Yeah. I just want to walk around and every time I feel a

tickle or a scratch, I know it's your hair inside of me.

Okay, please. I hate my life,

Aubrey.

gotta take a dump.

The interstate is gonna be backed up just as much as I am in about ten

Let's go!

Honey, I'm coming!

Aubrey, I love you.

Hey, Aubrey.

Do you want to do something really cool?

If you do be off my room in five minutes, I'll say bye!

after the courageous act you showed against the one they call Derek.

Maybe, um, we could be friends.

Friends that ride translucent steeds like Vikings riding a cock over the

to Mordor.

I mean, I'd ride that for you to the Mists of Avalon if that's what you're

asking. Cool.

Do you want to see something really cool that only three people have ever seen

in their lifetime?

Obviously. Okay, shut your eyes.

Okay.

No fucking way. Oh, yeah.

That is so rad.

In fact, I have something for you. Why don't you close your eyes? Okay.

Open them.

Are they the same size, even?

I was walking around thinking my stepsister is a massive doucher.

You're not a doucher at all. No, neither are you.

You know what?

Let's play a game. Okay.

On the count of three, name your favorite dinosaur.

Don't think about it. Just name it. Okay. Ready? Yeah. One, two, three.

Cogasaurus!

Favorite magazine to masturbate to.

I hear you, catalog 2014!

Celebrity you really want to fuck. Don't you feel?

Oh my God.

Okay. Last one. Yeah.

Deepest, darkest secret.

On three? Yep.

One, two.

I'm adopted.

Did we just become best friends?

Yep. So far.

Bye.

What kind of dreams are you having?

Don't forget, you have a job interview today. You need to look presentable, all

right? Do not be late.

Yeah. Repeat what I said.

Don't be late. Don't be late.

We're here to fuck shit up.

Have a lot of jobs.

Yeah. So, you and Reese, this lady.

What? Pam.

And in the future, I recommend that you know the name of the person who's

conducting your interviews. Okay. Sorry, Blam. What I'm all about is... It's

Pam. You're saying Nam, Blam.

It's Pam. And who is this sitting behind you?

Hiya, this lady.

I'm Aubrey, Gallant's pet sister.

Just here for a while to support. Yeah. And look, of course, you up.

Have a job option available?

There aren't any other opening positions.

Well, you know what? I could always help maybe moderate this whole Pam -Fam

situation. Do you see Nam?

Blam. I can't believe I'm actually about to say this, but we have two positions

available, actually.

And I'm getting a real kick out of these pepitos here.

Yeah, you are.

It shows us that you have a lot of energy.

A lot of energy.

Huge.

amounts of energy.

You know, but you're also just a little short on experience.

What did you say your last name was again?

Grinch. Minch.

So my name is Clam Minch.

Clammy Minch. So how about we do this? We have questions for you. Turn things

around a little bit. Flip it on its head.

Yeah, I mean, sometimes that can be a very useful exercise.

Fuck it, fire away.

Shh.

What? school did you go to, if any?

Maybe just spell it out for us. Yeah, yeah.

Alliterate. Really announce it on a minute.

Where do you see yourself within the next hour?

In.

Where do you see yourself in, within the next hour?

You know, what I'm... He.

See.

He. See. Me.

Ash. So, your mum.

Are we talking C cup, D cup, D cup?

Uh, I don't, I don't, that's not.

Circular mold.

Really? Snam, minge. No.

Cram, flinch.

Binge. You think binge?

I don't really see what that has to do with the doctor. Shaved or hairy?

How hairy are we talking?

Like full Brazilian or jungle kind.

Clam flinge.

Please, get out of my office. We're done with this interview.

So, uh,

ever fucked a couple of sisters, or?

No, no, I have not.

My step sister action.

Okay, uh, next question.

How big is your dick? Yeah, 31.

I don't know if I feel comfortable answering this.

Well, how about we show you our tips?

Yeah, really.

You show us your deck.

It's a bit better. That's right, that's right.

Hmm.

Fuck it, sure, why not, huh?

Yeah, okay.

I mean, that deal is a deal, huh?

No,

no, no, no.

Oh, my God.

You look so...

So good.

Pretty green eyes.

Thank you.

Why are you thinking about us? Let's go, please.

Oh, my God.

This is so fucking good.

I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm

just like, I'm just like, I'm just like,

Oh my God.

Oh my god,

I can't see. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god.

You mentioned to me, I thought you were going to do this again.

I think it's your time to be able to fucking do it.

You take that talk so fucking loud.

I'm gonna feel it. It's like it's going so fast.

Oh, my

God.

Oh, I feel that.

Oh, my God.

Oh, God.

I can't. I can't.

Oh, shit.

That was really good.

Why did you get that done in class, huh?

I don't even know what you're doing inside ourselves.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Awesome. She's going to look better. She looks awesome.

No!

No!

So I guess, uh, we got that job, right? Job security?

Uh, actually, um, we don't have any job position open up right now.

What? I was just fucking around with you. I thought you guys were like clowns

walking in here with those tuxedos.

I think you'd be serious. No.

Joke's on you.

Yeah. Actually, we... We went sick.

Yeah, we weren't actually applying. Lose the loser now.

Yeah. Clone who?

My dad's boat. You won't go down because my dick is broke. We sail around the

world and report to court. Every time I come, I produce a court.

Put on your life vest, let's drop anchor.

There's a pretty lady and I like to space her.

Boats and hoes. Boats and hoes. Gotta have me my boats and hoes. Boats and

Boats and hoes. I gotta have me my boats and hoes. Boats and hoes. Boats and

hoes. I gotta have me my boats and hoes.

and hoes.

Ta -da!

What do you think?

Okay, um... Um... Okay, what exactly

did I just watch?

Pretty sick, huh, Dad? It's the boat and hoes. The next viral sensation.

Yeah, we're pretty cool now. We even have our own hashtag.

Okay, no, no, no. I understand.

Kudos to you for doing something progressive here.

But where did you get the money for all of this? I mean, the mansion, the

models, the film crew, editing, studio time, the boats. Well, I mean,

boats, but nonetheless.

I mean, it must have cost a fortune.

Can I explain?

We just took it out of that account you have labeled for family emergency.

There's actually so much more in there than I thought.

Yeah. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What account?

The one for emergency savings.

Yeah. For emergencies.

This is what this was.

Yeah.

Are you trying to

tell me that you tapped in to my retirement fund?

It was an implacable voice. Like you said, implacable. And think of it like

investment. Yeah. Once the spiral goes big.

Oh, my God.

That's it.

That's it. I can't take it anymore.

These two fucking idiots got to go.

Oh, my God. You want to know why?

You want to know why I'm so fucking stressed out lately?

Okay? Nance, I'm going to tell them. Okay? Look, family. You said we were

waiting. I've got to tell them.

Family, your mother and I are getting a divorce.

This is fantastic.

Boat to house, divorce edition.

Oh my god, I'm never going to be able to fucking stop working now.

Surprise! The house was sold in a week.

You two losers are out.

What?

Yeah, time's up. You're fucked.

This is your fault. This is your fault. This is your fault. You're the one that

wanted all the extra money. You wanted the arrow shots. More votes.

More homes. So?

You know what? I don't even need you. I don't need you.

My bags are all packed up. I got my ticket in my hand.

I say my last goodbye.

I'm headed off to another land.

Oh, no.

Gal, don't mess this up. It's a fucking Catalina wine mixer.

Oh, right.

Hey.

Oh, well, girl, you know I'd stay in if there was a way.

just another day, but I'm gonna wait.

Oh, and soon I'm gonna say that I'm coming

home.

Hey. What's up, Nancy?

Hey, Robert.

Good to see you.

Good to see you.

You look good.

Thank you.

It's been a while.

Pretty nice.

Hey.

Hey. That's your father.

That's mom.

That's mom.

That's dad.

You both look really nice.

Look at you two.

Productive members of society now. I know. I'm trying.

Wait, are you both working?

In fact, I'm... Thank you for hiring me for this game.

Wow. You're the best. I wouldn't want anyone else.

I go to your bat to bat.

I know the cooks needed some help, but, yeah, enjoy yourself, guys.

Yeah.

Get back to work?

Do you know, is it me, or does it seem like they put this whole thing,

you know, together to get us back together here?

I think it's way too much of a coincidence.

You know, I don't think there are any coincidences.

They're working so hard and they're getting along so well. They did all this

us.

You know what?

Cheers.

Cheers. Good to see you.

Good to see you.

Come right now.

Chris, somebody's pregnant. She's going to float all over the bathroom and I

don't know where my dad is.

Please, hurry.

Come on. Let's go. Let's go.

Okay.

Where's the person having the heart attack, Gail? Look, we can totally

ourselves here. Yeah. Gail, take it away.

Oh, well, we know, you know, we haven't been in the baths recently and we just

don't want you guys to grow apart.

Hon, look, it...

It's exhausting.

It's not that simple. We've lost the connection.

You could always, like... Don't you miss Mom's perfect breasts? I don't think

that's really appropriate. Sure it is. I mean, listen.

It's not about starting from the beginning. It's about starting over.

I mean, Dad, come on.

Don't you miss these?

Come on, Dad. I know you miss them.

Yeah, of course I do.

I mean, this would feel terrible. Yeah, he wouldn't miss these.

But I mean, come on.

This is silly.

No, I mean, it's all about time.

Yeah.

Don't you miss dad's cock?

Come on.

I know you guys miss each other.

He has a really pretty cock.

You guys have quite the passion. I mean, we do share a wall.

not do.

Here, Mom, let me help you take this dress off.

Okay. Here,

let me get this off of you.

This is hard to get off.

Nancy, you've been working out.

Well, I've been single.

Come on.

Then come here.

Here, look.

Dad, come sit down right here.

Oh, you missed me.

Dad.

Right here.

Come on. I know you miss this.

Aubrey. Dad, it's fine. No, it's... Just shut up. I'm trying to help you.

Does anybody care about what I feel? What is happening right now?

What I feel? Come on. Get in here. Don't be shy.

Aubrey, what are you... What are you doing?

I'm just trying to help fix the mess we made. Yeah, we made such a big mess. We

just want to clean it all up.

Do you like it? Take it easy. You're going to make another mess.

Oh,

Nancy. Oh,

my God. Okay.

Oh, God, Nancy.

Oh.

Well,

don't stop her.

What the hell are you two doing? Jesus Christ.

I can't.

Just like, well, not really like old times.

Jesus Christ.

You guys clearly love and miss each other. Just keep going.

Don't worry about us. We're just, you know. It's fine.

I can't believe what we're doing.

Oh, no, no. Keep going, hon. Keep going. It's been quite a while.

Of course it does.

We can go to the bar tonight.

Yeah, we can.

Oh, can you help me?

Gail, stop looking over here.

Dad, you stop looking over here and worry about your wife.

What's going on over there?

Just enjoying the...

magic between you two.

You can tell you clearly love each other.

Well, you know what? We're one big happy family, so you come over here now.

Okay?

Okay.

Because I have the mom. I want the daughter.

The young fuck, eh?

Let me help you.

You've always been so helpful.

Thank you. I do feel like I'm helping Mom. Yeah, I can tell.

No, I'm always the right one.

But, I mean, this is... This is so long, Dom.

It is. But I do not tell Derek about this.

That's what I'm saying.

Yeah, exactly.

I can even do this in his room.

I'm so proud of you. You're really good at that.

Have you been practicing?

Wait, I want to see. What are you doing?

Teach me.

She's pretty good.

Let me see.

Let me get in there.

Want to try?

Yeah. Hold on a second. Hold on a second.

Here you go. All right, go ahead.

Come here. Okay, okay.

Come here. There you go.

How supportive.

Here you go. You can be my little rainbow.

What should I say? Nighthawk.

Wait a second. Is this what you guys were up to when I thought you were

all those wild dreams?

I mean... I mean...

There you go. We did. You know what they say.

Family that fucks together, saves together.

Is that what they say?

I heard that somewhere. I think.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes,

yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes. Yes,

yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Come here girl.

Oh,

okay.

Oh, wow.

I'm going to get your hair out of the way for you.

You're getting somewhere all over your pretty curls.

Hey, may I see you?

Do you mind if I... What? Gail?

No, no.

I mean, of course it would mean anything.

I mean, I think it would be a really nice way for everyone to get back

Handshake he got there. Of course I'm going to share it with her.

Of course.

Oh, family show.

Okay.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, my

God.

Oh, my

God.

Aubrey, when did you get that tattoo?

Sorry, I know you don't like me speaking with my mouth.

oh my god you are such a good baby girl oh

Oh, fuck, yes, Dad. Yes. Yes. Oh,

fuck. Oh, yes.

Oh,

fuck. Yes.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh,

yes.

Oh, yes.

Push me out with that stuff.

I want you to have that, I promise.

I promise.

Marcus.

Who knew?

That's the sister's mom.

Oh, look at her.

Don't be just a little bit greedy there.

She likes dad's pie.

Well, I mean.

Like motherly love.

Yeah.

She's not sick.

She's always been part of me being an only child. I know that's my Nancy.

Until now.

Well, we appreciate you sharing it. Thank you.

Oh, my God. I'm so good at this. No. Like, I'm mesmerizing.

Mesmerizing. Show her that trick you go all the way down.

There you go.

Oh, yeah. That was a legend.

That was crazy. It's a little disappearing act, right? Yeah. It took

weeks on our honeymoon to figure that one out. Wow.

We got to down the hatch.

Down the hatch.

You guys want to try?

I'll try. I'll try. I don't know if I can do it like you do it, but.

I'm trying. You're like, Mom, I'm just going to.

Oh, come on, Robert. I know you can do better than that. We practiced this too.

Do you want Mom to help you? Yeah, please.

I want to be wonderful.

Here. You just.

Yeah, there you go.

Oh.

Yeah.

Wow. Wow.

Okay. Okay.

There you go. Just like that.

Yeah.

Oh, that's good.

Oh,

just keep going. Just like that. Just like that. Just like that.

Oh, my God. That's good. Just like that.

Oh, my God. My good mom looks like she's going to come.

You guys can help me.

Oh,

God.

Right there, right there, right there.

Oh.

I'm squeezing your outside. Oh, my God. Let me go, you double woman.

Whoa,

whoa, whoa. We ain't through yet.

You get off. Dad.

You get off. Dad. You get off.

Wow.

I haven't seen you like this in a while. That's fire.

Wow. We really did it. We did it twice. That's fire.

Thank you.

We have you girls to thank.

Help your mom out.

She

must

get it from you.

Apples don't fall far from the tree.

Oh, wow.

Oh, yes.

Thank you, Dad. Thank you.

Yes, Aubrey. Oh, yes.

Oh, my gosh, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh,

my

gosh.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

This is truly a way of holding it.

Oh, honey.

Oh, my God.

I think Audrey got amused by each of your people -pleasing skills.

Seriously, go golf on her.

Just so I don't have to carry you. Of course.

We'll hold it for you. There you go.

I know, they're doing so good.

Girls, come here.

Don't make me stop you.

They're doing so good now.

We need to take a good vacation is what we need to do. Family vacation. Yeah,

the family vacation.

Some place tropical.

Some place private, very secluded. Put your dad's cock.

Inside your sister. Oh, yes, ma 'am. Here you go.

How's that?

It feels so good. Yeah, I'll hold you.

There we go.

Oh, my God.

It feels so good.

Here,

I'll hold you up.

Is there anything Mom can do for you? Do you want me to hug you all?

I don't know. It feels really good.

Thanks, Mom.

You know, I just have to touch myself a little bit because I didn't think I was

talking too long. Yeah.

I knew that once you guys seen each other and touched each other just a

bit, it would be like, you're so smart.

Can you tell me when?

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God, that looks so good. He's pulling out all the new moves.

This is an old move.

I'm sorry, but it's a new movie.

I'm referencing. Oh, my God. Oh, shit.

Oh,

my. Oh, please.

Oh, look at the goosebumps he's giving her. Oh, my God.

Damn. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my

God.

That's my girl. That's my girl. Big stroke.

How's that, honey?

I think you might be close.

Yeah. I want to watch that come like that.

I know. So do I.

Do you like the tickles?

Oh, yeah, yeah. You know how I like it, hon.

There you go.

So you can just watch this for next time. Okay, okay.

You want to see that, sweetie?

Mm -hmm. Just like mom's day.

Oh, that's it. Just like that. There you go.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

There you go, come on.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, easy up, easy up, easy up.

There you go.

Sorry,

Mom, I didn't mean to get in your eye.

It's okay, honey.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness, my good girl. Oh, there's some more. Look at that. Oh,

Oh, my goodness, Mom. Oh, my goodness.

This could be only just one thing.

Catalina Wine Mixer.

That's right.

The fucking Catalina wine maker.

Did we just become best friends again?

We're best friends.

Round two.