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Where is everyone?

I wanted to ask my stepmom if she wanted to go to lunch.

That surprise party she threw me for my 18th birthday was so amazing.

Since I got my first paycheck, I really wanted to surprise her.

What am I going to do?

Oh, my God. I've got to clean this up, but I can't see.

Shit. It's a bat.

fix this.

Oh, hello.

Sorry for the delay. My glasses broke back there and I had to clean that up.

But don't worry. I'll still give you the best massage you've ever had.

You want to come back with me?

Whenever you're ready, you can take your clothes off and come under the shower.

Water's warm.

I'm going to get you nice and clean on the four of those thighs.

You don't talk much, do you?

Oh, that's okay.

I won't talk much either.

That way you're not pressured to talk.

It'll be nice and a lot.

Let me go ahead and rinse off.

I think I got everything.

Now that you're all nice and rinsed off, I'm going to go set up the mat. Give me

one second, okay?

for me.

You think that you're eager for a happy ending?

How about we take this a little further?

What do you think?

Let's do it.

Oh.

to take you out for lunch because I just got my first paycheck.

You're just such a great stepmom and you're always doing so much for me.

I just wanted to repay you.

By tricking me?

No, I honestly did not mean to trick you when I came in here.

Just when I noticed you didn't have your glasses on, I thought it could be fun

to get a massage.

Well, you're just as much of a troublemaker as your dad.

Like father, like son.

You're not going to tell dad, are you?

Well, I have to admit I'm kind of having some fun and but You have to promise to

never tell dad I won't say a word

Oh!

You can do it.

Leave.

Leave.

Don't tell dad.

I won't say anything.

Thank you.

I would love to, but I need to see an optometrist first.