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- ♪ I got to get myself
together, baby ♪
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- That was a great
business lunch.
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You all full, Kathy?
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- I guess.
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- I'm so full,
I could barf a horse.
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- It was a pretty good meal,
then.
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- Yeah.
- Mmm.
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- Judy Thompson?
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- Judy Thompson,
VP of Marketing, Quicken Loans?
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We didn't know you were here.
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You could've sat
with us cool guys.
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- Yeah.
- Hi, guys.
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You know Ryan Lepchek
of Doner Advertising?
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- What's up, guys?
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- Yes, unfortunately.
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- [obnoxious laugh]
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- This is our client Kathy
from Sidewall Windows.
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We're just discussing a new
flyer we're making for her.
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- Very cool.
Quicken Loans is doing
a new national campaign.
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They're not sure
who they're going with yet,
but, uh, wink wink.
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- We'll do it.
- Yeah, we're in, half price.
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- No, fellas.
- Yeah guys, it's not--
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- Uh, uh, Rocket Mortgage,
pocket porgages.
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It's a little pocket
for porgages.
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- [stammering]
Rocket Mortgages, uh,
fast like a rocket.
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Introducing your
new spokesperson, the Flash.
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- It's not about speed and more
about how our simple process
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helps you understand everything
so you can be confident.
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- Okay, with all due respect,
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who is more confident
than the Flash, I wonder?
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- Yeah, he's literally
the fastest man alive, so...
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- Oh, guys,
I'm sorry to cut this short.
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This is my car.
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- Cool.
- Nice.
- Stupid.
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- Kathy, pleasure to meet you.
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Doner Advertising.
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[engine revs]
- Sucks.
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- Frickin' Doner.
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- Don't say "boner"
in front of a kid.
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- He didn't say "boner," idiot.
He said "Doner."
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- [scoffs]
Stay out of it, dickweed.
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You're not the one
who said "boner."
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- I will say it.
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- Don't you fucking do it.
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- I will!
Hey, buddy.
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Boner!
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Oh...
- Oh, yeah.
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- Shit!
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Freakin' husband's a psycho.
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- You're a psycho--
this isn't my husband.
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This is my son.
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- Ha-ha.
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- Come on, let's friggin' go.
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Here, Kathy,
why don't you hop in?
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Hold on to the rope
this time so you don't go
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flying all over
the place , okay?
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Oops, sorry, here you go.
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Yeah.
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[car beeping]
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- You're gonna
go to jail one day.
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That's a promise.
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[loud thud]
Kathy: Ouch!
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- I said hold on to the rope!
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- ♪ Next time ♪
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♪ When they ask you ♪
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♪ Where you're from ♪
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♪ You gon' say Detroit City ♪
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♪ When we get back on
our feet, yeah ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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- I never said I saw Big Bird.
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I said I saw the kind of bird
Big Bird is.
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- Yeah, well, I've seen that.
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- Yeah, I know,
everyone has, I know that.
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- Two more criminals were
brutally apprehended
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by a masked vigilante
police are calling
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"Nerd Batman,"
due to his glasses.
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I'm Mort Crim,
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which in French means
death and crime.
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- I lost 30 pounds.
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- I lost 40 pounds.
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I've lost so much weight,
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I need a whole
new wardrobe.
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- ♪ Medicinal Weight Loss ♪
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- I founded Medicinal
Weight Loss to help people
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achieve their dream bodies.
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I guess some dreams
can come true.
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- ♪ Medicinal Weight Loss,
the shape of you is new ♪
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- Dr. Mayflower
made another ad
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without us?
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♪ ♪
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- Who the hell
made it for him?
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- Doner made it, brah-brah.
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- Doner?
You left us for Doner?
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- This Lepchek guy
said he can
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increase my business by 15%.
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- Un-freaking-believable.
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- Said a guy like me
should own a boat.
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I don't have a boat.
I want a boat.
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- I told you you could
borrow our pontoon boat
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anytime you want,
just not during Jobbie Nooner.
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- But that's when I'ma need it.
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It's a boat party.
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For less money,
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Lepchek did my commercial good.
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- Oh, our commercial was good.
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- Yeah, the guy said his kid
didn't recognize him anymore,
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and daddy wasn't funny
since he lost the weight.
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- [laughs]
- I mean, for the record,
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we didn't ask him
to say any of that.
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- But you still put it
in the commercial.
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- Yeah, 'cause if we
didn't put that in,
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we wouldn't have had
enough stuff.
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- Guys,
the new commercial's great,
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it's bringing in business,
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and it actually lists
my correct phone number
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on the screen.
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- Lepchek.
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- [groans]
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[aggressive rock music]
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♪ ♪
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- May I help you?
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- Yes, please take this down.
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- Congratulations...
congratulations.
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You've awoken the beast,
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and now the beast
is gonna bite ya back.
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- And who is this message for?
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- Ryan Lepchek.
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You can go ahead and just
spray paint it on his desk
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and trash his
entire office, please.
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- Dani,
that won't be necessary.
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- I wasn't gonna do it anyway.
- Hmm.
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- Ryan Lepchek, you tall,
fat drink of crap.
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- You stole our client, man.
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- Can you be more specific?
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- Dr. Mayflower, oh, my God.
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- You have General Mills.
- Mm-hmm.
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- You have Chrysler.
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- They're great.
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- Don't come to our toilet,
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reach in,
and pull out our shit!
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- Dr. Mayflower was our shit.
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- Guys, this is how
advertising works.
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We steal
each other's clients.
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Okay, uh, it's like this.
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Guy steals second base, right?
He's not cheating.
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He's just trying
to win the game.
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- Well, statistically speaking,
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it's stupid to try
and steal second base.
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I mean, moneyball.
- It's basic moneyball.
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- Okay, look, if it makes
you feel any better,
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it's nothing personal, okay?
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We offered them
a discount because
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we needed some
bottom-of-the-barrel clients
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for our summer interns
to train on, okay?
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- That does not make me feel
any better, okay?
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Look,
our clients are our family.
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- Thank you for coming in,
Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
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Oh, thank you so much
for the cookies.
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- Our pleasure, Tyler.
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- Thank you for being
so polite and professional.
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- Irv and Doris Smith!
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- Tim. Sam.
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[stammers]
It was just a meeting.
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They invited us.
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- We will talk about it later.
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Go wait in the car.
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- We drove here.
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- Go wait in our car.
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- All right,
game on, my friend.
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Game on.
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Now we come after your clients.
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- See...
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now that we know
how the game is played,
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we're gonna play
that game ourselves.
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- [chuckles]
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- And I'ma let you know
something.
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[whispers]
We play for keeps.
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- Okay.
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Well, guys, if you think
you win by playing the game,
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then you've already
lost, so...
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- Freakin' hell.
- Holy fucking shit.
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- That was a knockout blow
and he just left.
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- Yeah, he walks away
'cause he knew it.
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- He knew that
it was a knockout.
- He knew it.
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Okay, let's go.
- Oh, that was devastating.
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[bass music]
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♪ ♪
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- This feels
a little beneath us.
- Yeah, totally.
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But here comes somebody.
Let's do this!
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Excuse me.
- Excuse us.
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- Excuse me, ma'am?
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You look like
you're looking for
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two of the best admen in town.
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- Yeah, uh,
we represent a small firm
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that's not so small
in talent--rude.
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- Gosh.
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- Rude.
- It's all good.
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Ah, may we have
a moment of your time?
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- Yes, and if you're
looking for a firm
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that values people
more than the bottom line--
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- Not interested.
- Ah--okay.
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- Wow.
- Okay.
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Wow.
- My God.
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[car door slams]
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Hey, what's up, dudes?
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Hey, you heading into Doner?
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- Ah, yes, we are.
- Ah, too bad.
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- Excuse me?
- Oh, it's just I heard
you can get
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better service
and a lower price
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at a place
called Cramblin Duvet.
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- Cramblin Duvet.
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- Thanks for the tip,
but I think we're good.
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- Ah, Doner sucks, sir.
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- Uh, seems like you suck.
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- Do I suck?
- No, man, no.
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It's just, he came up with it
so fast.
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- Like, it was so quick.
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- You don't suck at all.
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- Thanks, bud.
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- Get out of here!
- Hey!
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Why did you kick me out?
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I'm a client of Doner.
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- We hate our clients
here at Doner!
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You bring your ass
back around here,
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I'ma whup your ass
for no reason.
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- Hey, you shouldn't have
to be treated like that.
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- Yeah, we run Cramblin Duvet,
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and we always treat
our clients with respect
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and never have
our security guard
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kick them out for no reason.
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- Well,
you don't know what he did.
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- Doesn't matter what he did.
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- What'd he do?
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- Uh, I think the point is
that he...
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[stammers]
Wasn't doing anything,
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and he kicked him out
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for no reason because
the company is bad.
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- [scoffs]
No reason?
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The man cut his dick off
in the break room!
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- Too far.
- [groans]
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- Too far, Ned.
- Ned, that is unbelievable.
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- People, there's a microwave
in there that people eat--
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be careful,
there's dick blood everywhere.
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W-watch your feet,
you got on dress shoes.
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- Have a good day.
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All right, well,
get back to work, Tommy.
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Thanks, Ned.
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- You guys need me,
let me know.
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- Yep.
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- Hey, it's the suck twins.
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How's the sucking business?
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- You're the one who sucks!
253
00:08:10,103 --> 00:08:12,103
- Ohh, shit!
254
00:08:12,172 --> 00:08:14,310
[laughs]
My dude!
255
00:08:14,379 --> 00:08:16,448
My dude!
256
00:08:16,517 --> 00:08:18,137
Burn, asshole!
257
00:08:18,206 --> 00:08:22,206
♪ ♪
258
00:08:22,275 --> 00:08:23,379
- Ahh!
259
00:08:23,448 --> 00:08:25,379
- Oh! My! God!
260
00:08:25,448 --> 00:08:28,310
Oh, my God, you hit my friend,
you friggin' psycho!
261
00:08:28,379 --> 00:08:30,482
- I'm so sorry.
I feel like I had stopped.
262
00:08:30,551 --> 00:08:31,724
- No, you wasn't.
263
00:08:31,793 --> 00:08:33,275
You were still coming back
like an idiot.
264
00:08:33,344 --> 00:08:34,689
- [groans]
I'm huwt!
265
00:08:34,758 --> 00:08:36,034
- He just came
out of nowhere.
266
00:08:36,103 --> 00:08:37,620
- Yeah, tell that
to your cellmate, man.
267
00:08:37,689 --> 00:08:39,034
- My head huwts.
268
00:08:39,103 --> 00:08:40,482
- Shh, come on--
why are you talking like that?
269
00:08:40,551 --> 00:08:41,724
[both giggle]
270
00:08:41,793 --> 00:08:43,241
- C-come closer.
271
00:08:43,310 --> 00:08:45,482
I think these might be
his last words, maybe.
272
00:08:45,551 --> 00:08:46,965
- [groans]
273
00:08:48,448 --> 00:08:50,827
On a scale of one to ten,
274
00:08:50,896 --> 00:08:53,965
how happy are you
with the service at Doner?
275
00:08:55,620 --> 00:08:56,862
- What?
276
00:08:56,931 --> 00:08:58,655
- I think he said,
on a scale of one to ten,
277
00:08:58,724 --> 00:09:01,310
how happy are you with
your service over at Doner?
278
00:09:01,379 --> 00:09:03,517
- I don't get any service,
I work there.
279
00:09:03,586 --> 00:09:05,862
- Work there?
God damn it.
280
00:09:05,931 --> 00:09:07,586
- What kind of scam is this?
281
00:09:07,655 --> 00:09:09,931
- I wasted, like,
ten blood capsules on you.
282
00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:11,241
I keep on swallowing them.
283
00:09:11,310 --> 00:09:12,724
- Don't waste people's
time , sir.
284
00:09:12,793 --> 00:09:15,586
- You should be
ashamed of yourself.
285
00:09:15,655 --> 00:09:17,379
- Don't just eat
the blood capsules.
286
00:09:17,448 --> 00:09:18,586
Are you just
swallowing 'em?
287
00:09:18,655 --> 00:09:21,689
- Yeah.
- I use these all the time.
288
00:09:21,758 --> 00:09:23,275
- Mr. Hark, you have
designed some of
289
00:09:23,344 --> 00:09:26,172
the greatest American cars
in the last 20 years.
290
00:09:26,241 --> 00:09:28,551
So you creating
your own car company
291
00:09:28,620 --> 00:09:30,517
is massive news,
and we here at Doner--
292
00:09:30,586 --> 00:09:32,344
- Mr. Lepchek?
293
00:09:32,413 --> 00:09:33,344
- Yes, Dani?
294
00:09:33,413 --> 00:09:34,758
- [chuckles]
I am so sorry,
295
00:09:34,827 --> 00:09:35,965
but those men are still here.
296
00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:37,275
- [sighs]
297
00:09:37,344 --> 00:09:38,827
[laughs] It's a couple
of low-level ad guys
298
00:09:38,896 --> 00:09:40,344
trying to steal our clients.
299
00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:43,172
Um, it's fine as long as
they're not harassing anyone.
300
00:09:43,241 --> 00:09:45,517
- They're saying
this is Boner Advertising
301
00:09:45,586 --> 00:09:47,482
and they're not
looking for clients.
302
00:09:47,551 --> 00:09:49,379
- Boom!
Lepchek: Shit. Mr. Hark.
303
00:09:49,448 --> 00:09:50,689
- This place is boner.
304
00:09:50,758 --> 00:09:52,103
- Sir? Mr. Hark?
305
00:09:52,172 --> 00:09:53,827
- So close to boner!
- Hello, Boner?
306
00:09:53,896 --> 00:09:55,862
[both cackling]
307
00:09:55,931 --> 00:09:57,034
- All right,
next time, let's
308
00:09:57,103 --> 00:09:58,103
just not wait for
them to respond.
309
00:09:58,172 --> 00:09:59,827
Let's just shove
them in the car.
310
00:09:59,896 --> 00:10:01,000
- Yeah, maybe we say we work
for free, 'cause, I mean,
311
00:10:01,068 --> 00:10:02,241
it's not about the money.
- No.
312
00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:03,793
- It's about stealing
them from Doner.
313
00:10:03,862 --> 00:10:05,068
- Yeah, once they're in the car,
we can tell them
314
00:10:05,137 --> 00:10:06,586
anything we want.
- Yeah.
315
00:10:06,655 --> 00:10:07,862
- Drive.
316
00:10:07,931 --> 00:10:10,482
- Holy shit,
you're Allen Hark.
317
00:10:10,551 --> 00:10:12,896
- I hear you're looking to
steal one of Doner's clients.
318
00:10:12,965 --> 00:10:14,172
- Well, you heard right.
319
00:10:14,241 --> 00:10:15,551
- Then drive.
320
00:10:15,620 --> 00:10:18,517
[Tyrone Chestnut's
"The Bump" playing]
321
00:10:18,586 --> 00:10:24,068
♪ ♪
322
00:10:24,137 --> 00:10:26,000
- ♪ Come on ♪♪
323
00:10:26,068 --> 00:10:29,379
- This is where my father
worked his whole life.
324
00:10:29,448 --> 00:10:30,793
- Ah.
325
00:10:30,862 --> 00:10:32,275
- The world our children
will grow up in
326
00:10:32,344 --> 00:10:34,241
is vastly different
from the world we live in now.
327
00:10:34,310 --> 00:10:35,620
- I don't have any children.
328
00:10:35,689 --> 00:10:37,482
- Yeah, I'm not even seriously
dating anyone right now.
329
00:10:37,551 --> 00:10:39,689
It's not that I'm a player,
it's just, I like the idea
of a first kiss.
330
00:10:39,758 --> 00:10:42,000
- Yeah, he loves kisses.
- Well, I don't have
any children either.
331
00:10:42,068 --> 00:10:43,241
I was just talking about
the next generation.
332
00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:44,551
- Yes.
- Ah, cool, cool, cool, cool.
333
00:10:44,620 --> 00:10:46,034
- Other people's kids.
- Yeah.
334
00:10:46,103 --> 00:10:48,241
- I've raised over
$200 million in investor money
335
00:10:48,310 --> 00:10:52,310
to start my own company,
one that values creativity
over conformity.
336
00:10:52,379 --> 00:10:54,517
I went to Doner today.
That kid, Lepchek?
337
00:10:54,586 --> 00:10:57,413
Gave me the best presentation
I've ever seen.
338
00:10:57,482 --> 00:11:00,172
But I don't want to bring
a boxer to a knife fight.
339
00:11:00,241 --> 00:11:01,862
I want the kind of guys
that'll bring a gun
340
00:11:01,931 --> 00:11:03,103
to a kid's birthday party.
341
00:11:03,172 --> 00:11:04,551
- That's us.
- A toy gun, I guess.
342
00:11:04,620 --> 00:11:06,655
- Yeah, but we'd do it.
- We would, for sure.
343
00:11:06,724 --> 00:11:08,241
- I can make the best car
in the world,
344
00:11:08,310 --> 00:11:10,172
but it won't matter
if no one wants to buy it.
345
00:11:10,241 --> 00:11:12,103
- We're your guys.
- Mm-hmm.
346
00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,344
- Are you?
- Yeah.
347
00:11:13,413 --> 00:11:15,068
- Sell me this pencil.
348
00:11:15,137 --> 00:11:16,000
- Excuse me?
349
00:11:16,068 --> 00:11:17,551
- Sell me the pencil.
350
00:11:17,620 --> 00:11:18,758
- Uh--the--okay.
- Uh...
351
00:11:18,827 --> 00:11:20,586
- Uh, no problem,
no problem at all.
352
00:11:20,655 --> 00:11:21,586
- Yeah, here it comes.
353
00:11:21,655 --> 00:11:24,586
[both stammering]
354
00:11:24,655 --> 00:11:26,862
- Life goes by so fast,
and each day you see--
- Sell me the pencil.
355
00:11:26,931 --> 00:11:28,275
- I...
- Yep, yep.
356
00:11:28,344 --> 00:11:29,931
Well, first let's get you
a water or something.
357
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,034
You thirsty?
- The pencil!
358
00:11:31,103 --> 00:11:32,413
- Welcome to this--our store.
359
00:11:32,482 --> 00:11:34,310
We've been in business
for a little while.
360
00:11:34,379 --> 00:11:35,827
- Little while.
We're struggling.
361
00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:37,000
- Okay, I'll sell you my car.
362
00:11:37,068 --> 00:11:38,620
- No, no,
sell me the pencil.
363
00:11:38,689 --> 00:11:40,137
- 600 bucks,
that's what I'm saying,
364
00:11:40,206 --> 00:11:41,689
lease to own,
30 bucks a month,
365
00:11:41,758 --> 00:11:42,862
I pay your car insurance.
366
00:11:42,931 --> 00:11:44,172
- That's a terrible deal
for you.
367
00:11:44,241 --> 00:11:45,758
- Is that yes?
Is that a yes?
368
00:11:45,827 --> 00:11:48,482
- You know what?
369
00:11:48,551 --> 00:11:49,689
This isn't a pencil.
370
00:11:49,758 --> 00:11:50,689
No...
371
00:11:50,758 --> 00:11:53,724
this is a, uh,
372
00:11:53,793 --> 00:11:55,344
trumpet.
373
00:11:55,413 --> 00:11:58,344
[imitating trumpet]
374
00:12:01,241 --> 00:12:02,137
Jazz.
375
00:12:02,206 --> 00:12:03,379
- Holy...
[stammers]
376
00:12:03,448 --> 00:12:05,551
- Whatever,
I already own the pencil.
377
00:12:05,620 --> 00:12:07,034
- Well, yeah, exactly.
378
00:12:07,103 --> 00:12:08,413
How are we gonna sell it to you
if you already own it?
379
00:12:08,482 --> 00:12:10,310
- The whole pencil thing was
fun but a little stupid.
380
00:12:10,379 --> 00:12:11,931
- Yeah, it was fun, though.
- It was dumb.
381
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,758
- It was dumb.
- But it taught me something.
382
00:12:13,827 --> 00:12:15,137
You guys are hungry,
383
00:12:15,206 --> 00:12:17,724
and that's a good thing,
because, gentlemen,
384
00:12:17,793 --> 00:12:19,310
I've made the car
of the future.
385
00:12:19,379 --> 00:12:20,586
both: Whoa.
386
00:12:20,655 --> 00:12:23,034
- And you are going
to help me sell it.
387
00:12:27,482 --> 00:12:29,310
[car door slams]
Sam: Is he walking?
388
00:12:29,379 --> 00:12:31,103
- Sir, you probably
shouldn't walk here.
- Is he walking?
389
00:12:32,275 --> 00:12:36,413
- Tim, I think we just
sold Hark Motors.
390
00:12:36,482 --> 00:12:38,103
[both laugh]
391
00:12:38,172 --> 00:12:39,896
- Hey, Susan,
quick question.
392
00:12:39,965 --> 00:12:41,206
Is it too late for me to buy
393
00:12:41,275 --> 00:12:42,655
Girl Scout cookies
from your daughter?
394
00:12:42,724 --> 00:12:45,000
- Lepchek!
395
00:12:45,068 --> 00:12:47,758
You old barrel
of dog piss and dog shit.
396
00:12:47,827 --> 00:12:50,827
- Hey.
- Guess who we just landed?
397
00:12:50,896 --> 00:12:52,241
- Hark Motors.
398
00:12:52,310 --> 00:12:53,517
- Stole him from
right under your nose.
399
00:12:53,586 --> 00:12:55,241
[both snicker]
400
00:12:55,310 --> 00:12:57,758
- I mean, no offense, but how
did you guys land Hark Motors?
401
00:12:57,827 --> 00:13:00,068
- We're smart.
- We gonna bury you guys,
steal all your--
402
00:13:00,137 --> 00:13:01,137
- [sighs]
- Mm.
403
00:13:01,206 --> 00:13:02,965
- Cash for Copper Carl,
404
00:13:03,034 --> 00:13:04,413
what are you
doing here?
405
00:13:04,482 --> 00:13:05,517
- Tim and Sam.
406
00:13:05,586 --> 00:13:06,896
I'm just simply listening
407
00:13:06,965 --> 00:13:08,862
to what these business people
have to say.
408
00:13:08,931 --> 00:13:10,758
- Yeah, but you're our client.
409
00:13:10,827 --> 00:13:12,344
- Be that as it may,
410
00:13:12,413 --> 00:13:14,586
they say they can help me
with my auto shop
411
00:13:14,655 --> 00:13:17,586
that replaces
car windows and car radios
412
00:13:17,655 --> 00:13:20,482
should somebody have
smashed your car window
413
00:13:20,551 --> 00:13:22,034
and taken your car radio.
414
00:13:22,103 --> 00:13:23,379
- [sigh]
Smart.
415
00:13:23,448 --> 00:13:25,000
- Just a nice business idea.
- Good idea.
416
00:13:25,068 --> 00:13:26,482
- Helpful for people.
- Frickin' good idea.
417
00:13:26,551 --> 00:13:27,758
- Gentlemen.
- See ya.
418
00:13:27,827 --> 00:13:29,137
- Yeah.
419
00:13:29,206 --> 00:13:32,448
You really are a piece
of giant horse crap.
420
00:13:32,517 --> 00:13:35,344
- I don't know what type
of rivalry you think we have,
421
00:13:35,413 --> 00:13:39,137
but honestly, I just want
the best for you guys.
422
00:13:39,206 --> 00:13:40,724
- And we want to kill you.
423
00:13:40,793 --> 00:13:43,862
- D-E-A-D.
424
00:13:43,931 --> 00:13:44,931
Frickin...
425
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,965
[both mouthing words]
426
00:13:47,034 --> 00:13:49,448
- Offensive.
I don't come
into your office
427
00:13:49,517 --> 00:13:52,068
and flip off that nice old lady
that sits in that front desk.
428
00:13:52,137 --> 00:13:53,896
- She's not nice.
- She's not nice.
429
00:13:53,965 --> 00:13:54,965
She is old.
430
00:13:55,034 --> 00:13:56,206
- She's not nice.
- Bips.
431
00:13:58,724 --> 00:14:00,655
[funky music]
432
00:14:00,724 --> 00:14:02,965
- Welcome, welcome.
433
00:14:03,034 --> 00:14:04,758
- Goodness!
434
00:14:04,827 --> 00:14:05,931
Here, this is for you.
435
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,206
- [chuckles]
436
00:14:07,275 --> 00:14:10,448
"Zug Island Dog Dick Cabernet."
437
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,793
- Yeah. It had the funniest name
of all the ones in the store.
438
00:14:12,862 --> 00:14:14,413
- That's very funny,
thank you.
439
00:14:14,482 --> 00:14:18,551
- Did you see the ad
we placed in the paper?
440
00:14:18,620 --> 00:14:20,517
- I see.
441
00:14:20,586 --> 00:14:22,620
Now you've publicly
entwined our destinies.
442
00:14:22,689 --> 00:14:24,103
Very good.
443
00:14:24,172 --> 00:14:26,379
Well, I hope you won't think
I'm an old fuddy-duddy
444
00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:28,034
for asking you to remove
your shoes in the house.
445
00:14:28,103 --> 00:14:29,241
- Oh, no, not at all.
446
00:14:29,310 --> 00:14:30,551
- Oh no,
my grandma does the same thing.
447
00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:32,448
- And put on these shoes.
448
00:14:32,517 --> 00:14:34,413
- Okay.
449
00:14:34,482 --> 00:14:35,965
- Right now?
450
00:14:37,379 --> 00:14:40,068
- This is the south staircase.
It's the down one.
451
00:14:40,137 --> 00:14:41,965
We use the north staircase
to go up.
452
00:14:42,034 --> 00:14:44,689
- Uh, um,
can you go up on this one?
453
00:14:44,758 --> 00:14:45,689
[ding]
454
00:14:45,758 --> 00:14:46,793
- Hello, Allen.
455
00:14:46,862 --> 00:14:48,793
- Whoa, cool.
456
00:14:48,862 --> 00:14:50,068
- Smart homes have been done.
457
00:14:50,137 --> 00:14:52,482
I wanted my home
to be completely intuitive.
458
00:14:52,551 --> 00:14:55,551
It knows what I want
before I know myself.
459
00:14:55,620 --> 00:14:57,206
- Good night, Allen.
460
00:14:57,275 --> 00:14:58,206
[ding]
461
00:14:58,275 --> 00:15:00,206
- [chuckles]
Lights on.
462
00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:01,275
[ding]
- Hello, Allen.
463
00:15:01,344 --> 00:15:02,551
- I guess I must be tired.
464
00:15:02,620 --> 00:15:04,000
- Or maybe I am.
465
00:15:04,068 --> 00:15:05,689
- No. It only responds to me.
466
00:15:05,758 --> 00:15:09,344
- No, I-- no, I know,
I was just joking.
467
00:15:09,413 --> 00:15:10,724
- So, uh, Allen,
468
00:15:10,793 --> 00:15:12,689
when are we gonna get
a look at this new car?
469
00:15:12,758 --> 00:15:14,793
We'd love to come up
with a marketing strategy,
470
00:15:14,862 --> 00:15:16,448
take it for a test drive.
471
00:15:16,517 --> 00:15:17,517
- Patience, Tim.
472
00:15:17,586 --> 00:15:19,655
All will be revealed
after dinner.
473
00:15:19,724 --> 00:15:21,793
Not to malign what you do,
474
00:15:21,862 --> 00:15:24,241
but this car
is going to sell itself.
475
00:15:24,310 --> 00:15:26,724
- Well, that should
make our job pretty easy.
476
00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:28,931
- I'll still expect you
to do your best work.
477
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,724
- No, I know,
I was just joking again.
478
00:15:30,793 --> 00:15:32,931
- Just chill out,
lay off the gas.
479
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,689
- I know, I'm just trying...
- Whoa.
480
00:15:34,758 --> 00:15:35,862
- Oh.
481
00:15:35,931 --> 00:15:38,068
[whirring]
482
00:15:39,931 --> 00:15:41,862
- Thank you.
483
00:15:41,931 --> 00:15:42,862
Beautiful, isn't she?
484
00:15:42,931 --> 00:15:44,103
- Hmm?
485
00:15:44,172 --> 00:15:46,137
- [chuckles]
It's okay, we're all men.
486
00:15:46,206 --> 00:15:47,965
There's no need to be shy here.
487
00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:50,620
Do you find her
very beautiful?
488
00:15:50,689 --> 00:15:52,000
- I mean, if you do.
489
00:15:52,068 --> 00:15:54,344
- Let me ask you something,
gentlemen.
490
00:15:54,413 --> 00:15:56,862
- Would you believe
she is, in fact,
491
00:15:56,931 --> 00:15:58,344
a robot?
492
00:16:00,896 --> 00:16:02,103
- Yes.
- Yes, I would.
493
00:16:02,172 --> 00:16:03,517
- Well,
that's because I told you.
494
00:16:03,586 --> 00:16:04,586
- No, 'cause...
495
00:16:04,655 --> 00:16:05,724
- Had I not used
the word "robot,"
496
00:16:05,793 --> 00:16:07,068
you wouldn't have suspected.
497
00:16:07,137 --> 00:16:09,241
- It's very,
very obvious.
498
00:16:09,310 --> 00:16:12,000
- Most men would kill
for a wife like that.
499
00:16:12,068 --> 00:16:13,310
- Is that your wife?
500
00:16:13,379 --> 00:16:15,827
- The face of a Mona Lisa.
Brains too.
501
00:16:15,896 --> 00:16:17,896
- Brains of Mona Lisa?
502
00:16:17,965 --> 00:16:19,275
- Shall we eat?
503
00:16:19,344 --> 00:16:20,586
It appears my house believes
504
00:16:20,655 --> 00:16:22,379
that I wanted
spaghetti tonight,
505
00:16:22,448 --> 00:16:25,379
and I'm confident
that deep down, I do.
506
00:16:25,448 --> 00:16:27,896
- I guess deep down you didn't
want any meatballs either.
507
00:16:27,965 --> 00:16:29,310
- Good night, Allen.
[ding]
508
00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:30,793
- Hmm.
- There it goes.
509
00:16:30,862 --> 00:16:31,827
- Lights on.
510
00:16:31,896 --> 00:16:33,551
[ding]
- Hello, Allen.
511
00:16:33,620 --> 00:16:35,310
- Guess I must be tired.
512
00:16:36,517 --> 00:16:38,827
Sam, you'll be
interested in this.
513
00:16:38,896 --> 00:16:41,586
It's the ceremony where
I became an honorary black man.
514
00:16:41,655 --> 00:16:43,793
That's why I'm allowed
to say the N word.
515
00:16:43,862 --> 00:16:45,206
- [whispers]
No.
516
00:16:45,275 --> 00:16:47,586
- Right this way, gentlemen.
517
00:16:47,655 --> 00:16:48,793
- He's nuts.
518
00:16:48,862 --> 00:16:50,310
This car's gonna be made
out of cardboard.
519
00:16:50,379 --> 00:16:52,206
- He's not allowed
to say the N word.
520
00:16:52,275 --> 00:16:54,241
[exciting music]
521
00:16:54,310 --> 00:16:56,827
- Gentlemen,
introducing the world's first
522
00:16:56,896 --> 00:16:58,896
zero emissions car.
[ding]
523
00:16:58,965 --> 00:17:01,000
♪ ♪
524
00:17:01,068 --> 00:17:02,034
- Whoa.
525
00:17:02,103 --> 00:17:03,551
- Zero emissions?
526
00:17:03,620 --> 00:17:04,862
- That's right.
527
00:17:04,931 --> 00:17:06,379
I've engineered it
so that this car takes
528
00:17:06,448 --> 00:17:09,482
all of its harmful
carbon emissions and exhausts
529
00:17:09,551 --> 00:17:11,103
and expels it
530
00:17:11,172 --> 00:17:14,551
into a non-toxic blob.
531
00:17:16,724 --> 00:17:19,310
Listen that engine purr.
532
00:17:19,379 --> 00:17:20,827
- That looks like shit.
533
00:17:20,896 --> 00:17:22,551
- [chuckles]
Well, no.
534
00:17:22,620 --> 00:17:24,172
It's emissions.
535
00:17:24,241 --> 00:17:26,586
The car shoots out
an emissions blob.
536
00:17:26,655 --> 00:17:28,413
- So, it shits?
537
00:17:28,482 --> 00:17:30,241
- I don't think you understand
the significance
538
00:17:30,310 --> 00:17:31,517
of what I've done here.
539
00:17:31,586 --> 00:17:33,965
- You've invented
a shitting car.
540
00:17:34,034 --> 00:17:35,586
- It's not shit.
It's a blob.
541
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:37,275
- Uh, can you make it
any other color?
542
00:17:37,344 --> 00:17:38,379
- No, I've tried.
543
00:17:38,448 --> 00:17:39,551
- Well, it smells like shit.
544
00:17:39,620 --> 00:17:40,586
- No, it doesn't.
545
00:17:40,655 --> 00:17:42,344
- Then what does it smell like?
546
00:17:42,413 --> 00:17:43,724
- [sighs]
- Mm-hmm.
547
00:17:45,448 --> 00:17:47,068
Uh, all right, look,
you've got plenty of money.
548
00:17:47,137 --> 00:17:48,068
We can fix this.
549
00:17:48,137 --> 00:17:49,482
- The money's gone.
550
00:17:49,551 --> 00:17:52,931
- You spent $200 million
on a shitting car
551
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,068
and a robot with boobs?
552
00:17:54,137 --> 00:17:55,793
- Once people start
buying the car,
553
00:17:55,862 --> 00:17:56,965
there'll be
no end of money.
554
00:17:57,034 --> 00:17:59,034
We can do this thing together.
555
00:17:59,103 --> 00:18:00,310
- Okay, how much do you think
556
00:18:00,379 --> 00:18:02,000
people are gonna pay
for a crapping car?
557
00:18:02,068 --> 00:18:04,103
- I was hoping $1.5 million.
558
00:18:04,172 --> 00:18:05,379
- Each?
559
00:18:05,448 --> 00:18:08,896
- Yeah, the car
costs $1.4 million to make.
560
00:18:08,965 --> 00:18:10,586
This is very disappointing.
561
00:18:10,655 --> 00:18:13,206
I should never have
trusted Lepchek about you.
562
00:18:13,275 --> 00:18:15,344
- Lepchek told you to hire us?
563
00:18:15,413 --> 00:18:16,965
- That asshole!
564
00:18:17,034 --> 00:18:18,241
- Well, good-bye, Allen.
565
00:18:18,310 --> 00:18:19,413
Thanks for the spaghetti.
566
00:18:19,482 --> 00:18:20,931
Good luck to you and yours.
567
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,689
- Give me $1,000 and I'll
let you sleep with my wife.
568
00:18:23,758 --> 00:18:24,689
- What?
569
00:18:24,758 --> 00:18:26,275
- Aww, come on.
570
00:18:26,344 --> 00:18:28,551
I see the way
you've been looking at her.
571
00:18:30,793 --> 00:18:32,137
- [scoffs]
572
00:18:34,206 --> 00:18:36,413
- I mean, maybe we don't
have to tell anybody
573
00:18:36,482 --> 00:18:37,862
that he's insane and broke.
574
00:18:37,931 --> 00:18:40,068
- Yeah, I mean,
maybe people
575
00:18:40,137 --> 00:18:43,241
would want a car
that shits for $1 million.
576
00:18:43,310 --> 00:18:45,862
- Yeah, maybe.
577
00:18:45,931 --> 00:18:47,103
- [laughs]
578
00:18:47,172 --> 00:18:48,793
What a psycho.
579
00:18:48,862 --> 00:18:50,000
- Oh, I know!
580
00:18:50,068 --> 00:18:51,413
Freaking psycho!
- Right? He's nuts.
581
00:18:51,482 --> 00:18:52,896
- Jesus.
582
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:55,482
- What did that idiot say he
wanted to sleep with his wife?
583
00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:57,689
- Oh.
- 1,000 bucks?
584
00:18:57,758 --> 00:18:59,241
Nuts.
- Yeah.
585
00:18:59,310 --> 00:19:01,310
- He'd probably let me
do it for, like, $500.
586
00:19:01,379 --> 00:19:02,793
- Sam.
- I'm not gonna.
587
00:19:05,241 --> 00:19:06,655
- You piece of crap!
588
00:19:06,724 --> 00:19:08,758
- I'm sorry, Mr. Lepchek,
I tried to stop them.
589
00:19:08,827 --> 00:19:09,896
- You barely tried.
590
00:19:09,965 --> 00:19:11,000
- I don't want
to kick your ass.
591
00:19:11,068 --> 00:19:12,000
- [scoffs]
- Whatever.
592
00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:13,344
- How can I help you guys?
593
00:19:13,413 --> 00:19:14,655
- You told Allen Hark
to hire us to sell
594
00:19:14,724 --> 00:19:16,586
his pooping car
to make us laughingstocks.
595
00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:18,551
- What? No.
I said you were psychos.
596
00:19:18,620 --> 00:19:19,758
- You son of a bitch!
597
00:19:19,827 --> 00:19:21,551
- That's exactly
what he wanted to hear!
598
00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:24,758
- Guys, that honestly wasn't
my intention, all right?
599
00:19:24,827 --> 00:19:25,862
Call it even?
600
00:19:25,931 --> 00:19:28,655
- No, it's not even.
You stole from us.
601
00:19:28,724 --> 00:19:33,103
Now we are going
to steal from you.
602
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,137
- Yeah, something
from this office.
603
00:19:35,206 --> 00:19:36,310
- Yeah.
604
00:19:36,379 --> 00:19:37,655
- Okay,
what are you gonna steal?
605
00:19:37,724 --> 00:19:39,000
- I'm gonna steal your laptop.
606
00:19:39,068 --> 00:19:40,241
- Not the laptop.
- Oh, no,
607
00:19:40,310 --> 00:19:41,310
I'm not stealing that.
It's expensive.
608
00:19:41,379 --> 00:19:42,310
I'll get in huge trouble.
609
00:19:42,379 --> 00:19:43,310
- You know what, I'm taking this
610
00:19:43,379 --> 00:19:44,758
dragon skeleton thing.
611
00:19:44,827 --> 00:19:47,896
- That's an actual
Maniraptoran dinosaur fossil.
612
00:19:47,965 --> 00:19:49,068
- Oh, sweet.
613
00:19:49,137 --> 00:19:50,379
- Aw, God damn it,
that's cool.
614
00:19:50,448 --> 00:19:51,965
- Thanks.
- What about this thing?
615
00:19:52,034 --> 00:19:53,551
It's dumb, who cares.
616
00:19:53,620 --> 00:19:55,724
Ooh.
617
00:19:55,793 --> 00:19:57,344
- Well, I guess you
picked your item.
618
00:19:57,413 --> 00:19:59,620
- No!
I don't want that.
It's broken!
619
00:19:59,689 --> 00:20:01,241
- God damn it, Sam,
we could've had that dino!
620
00:20:01,310 --> 00:20:02,241
- [grumbling]
I know.
621
00:20:02,310 --> 00:20:03,551
- Best of luck to you guys.
622
00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:04,931
- Eat a butt, Lepchek!
623
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,241
- [laughing]
624
00:20:07,310 --> 00:20:09,068
[funky music]
625
00:20:09,137 --> 00:20:10,068
- [chuckles]
626
00:20:10,137 --> 00:20:12,068
I honestly like those guys.
627
00:20:12,137 --> 00:20:13,275
- What?
628
00:20:13,344 --> 00:20:14,379
- Nothing, Tim.
629
00:20:14,448 --> 00:20:17,758
♪ ♪
630
00:20:17,827 --> 00:20:20,482
- ♪ My mama got it,
mama got it ♪
631
00:20:20,551 --> 00:20:21,862
♪ My papa got it ♪
632
00:20:24,103 --> 00:20:25,034
- Hey, it's the suck twins.
633
00:20:25,103 --> 00:20:26,034
How's the sucking business?
634
00:20:26,103 --> 00:20:27,034
- You're the one who sucks.
635
00:20:27,103 --> 00:20:29,172
- Ohh, shit!
636
00:20:29,241 --> 00:20:31,172
[laughs]
My dude!
637
00:20:31,241 --> 00:20:33,655
My dude!
638
00:20:33,724 --> 00:20:35,275
Burn, asshole!
- In your face.
639
00:20:35,344 --> 00:20:36,413
- That's John Kerry.
That is John Kerry.
640
00:20:36,482 --> 00:20:37,793
- I think that is--
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