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- All right, Chuck,
we're gonna
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walk you through
the commercial here.
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Now, as you know,
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the camera is gonna be
the point of view
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of the little
Husky Boy shopper,
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so we open on:
he enters the store.
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The camera pans up.
He looks to Mom.
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It comes back down.
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We see a bunch
of fat little boys in suits.
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- Husky boys.
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- We don't call 'em fat.
We call 'em husky.
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- Oh. Okay, sure.
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- Then we see
some tennis outfits
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being worn by a couple
real chunkers.
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- Husky boys.
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- Again, we call 'em
husky boys.
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- Oh, you're not
just objecting to "fat."
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You don't like
any of the terms.
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- Oh, we just prefer
to use "husky."
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- Got it. Okay.
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To bring it all home,
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we feature
your soon-to-be-famous
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elastic band jeans
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being worn by a real
blue-ribbon butterball.
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I apologize. That is
what's written down there.
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I am sorry about that.
Husky boy.
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Being worn by a husky boy.
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- It's not as good.
- No, it definitely isn't.
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- Then in our
dramatic conclusion,
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we see two
chubby little hands--
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- Husky.
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- Everything.
- All right.
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Uh, we see two husky hands...
- Ugh!
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- Not covered in chocolate.
- That kills me.
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- They reach down, pick up
a pair of Husky Boy jeans.
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- Stretch this out
a little bit.
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- Yeah, stretch it out
a little bit.
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He looks up.
Mom smiles.
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He's gonna look great.
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End of commercial.
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- Nice. Yeah.
- Thank you.
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- Maybe a tagline at the end,
you know, to bring it all home?
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We haven't landed on one yet,
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but we'll write up 100
and bring you the best one.
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- Actually, we do have
a couple great ones.
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- Uh, no we don't.
The meeting's over.
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- Let's see, uh, "Husky Boys:
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keep your wallet
as fat as your kid."
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- That seems a little offensive.
- Sure does, Sam.
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Sorry, we don't have one yet.
I apologize.
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- "Don't spend a chunk
on your chunk."
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- No.
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- We don't have it yet.
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- I'm sure you'll come up
with something.
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- Oh, definitely.
- You know, I don't know
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if I ever told you this,
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but I actually worked
with your father
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when I was
at Hudson's Department Store.
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I was actually
at the meeting when,
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you know, he went nuts.
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- I prefer "bonkers."
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- Oh. Of course.
Bonkers.
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- Thank you.
- Yeah, he came in
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to pitch an ad for our
back to school sale,
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and he had us close our eyes,
and when we opened them,
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he had pulled out
this briefcase.
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Swear to God,
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it was filled to the brim
with shit.
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And he walked
around the table
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and put a little handful
in front of each of us.
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As he made his way
up the table,
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I realized he only had
the front half of his suit.
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He had cut out the rest.
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Totally naked in the back.
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I found that to be odd.
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So there we were,
sitting there,
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little servings of shit
in front of us,
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staring at this
half-naked man,
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and you know what?
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We were still waiting for him
to bring it all home.
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That's how good he was, man.
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Big Hank Cramblin.
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They don't make 'em
like that anymore.
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- Thank you for telling me
that story, sir.
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- "Husky Boy Jeans.
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They're not food,
but you'll still love them."
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- Closer.
- We don't have it!
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- I mean, I guess I just
don't want to feel
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like I'm being censored
in front of a client.
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- No, no, no, and I don't
want you to feel that way.
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I was just feeling a little off
'cause I kept forgetting
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to call the fat kids "husky."
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That was so funny.
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I mean,
you always call them fat.
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- That's what they are.
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Where is Sheila?
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Tim, finally,
a mystery.
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- Yes.
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- Mystery solved.
- Yeah.
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- Get me a box
of those pens I like.
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Set me up with a massage
at 2:00.
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And see if you can get
ahold of Emilio.
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Have him come over
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and measure me
for some new suits.
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- You got it, Big Hank.
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- Hey, Dad.
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- Tim, Sam.
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Yeah, got released
this morning.
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*
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I'm back.
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- You ain't shit.
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- Never said I was.
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- Well, you've implied it.
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- * Next time
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* When they ask you
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* Where you're from *
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* You gon' say Detroit city *
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* When we get back on our feet,
yeah *
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* Yeah
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- What is going on
in there?
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I've never made anybody
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laugh like that
my entire life.
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- Well, me.
- Yeah, you.
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- So I said, "Fine, Doc,
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"but if you think
you're getting
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those pajamas back,
you're crazy."
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- It is great
to have you back, Hank.
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- Thank you.
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- We missed
Cramblin Advertising.
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- We didn't go anywhere,
and it's Cramblin-Duvet now.
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- That's me, so...
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- Tim, you remember Leslie
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from Better Made
Potato Chips?
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- Yes, Sam and I pitched you
an idea about a boat captain
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piloting a battleship down
a river made of potato chips.
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You said you'd think about it
and get back to us.
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That was three years ago.
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- Oh, yeah.
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Sorry about that.
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The answer is no.
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- Sure.
- We figured.
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- It's just good to know
sometimes.
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- Well, it's great
to have you back, Big Hank.
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- Thank you, Leslie.
Thank you so much.
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Guys, you ready to wine and dine
Dan from Downriver Ale?
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Top of the Pontch.
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- Oh, Dad, Sam and I
should stay here.
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- Tim, Top of the Pontch.
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- We have to come up
with taglines for Husky Boys.
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- Small potatoes.
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Let's go reel us in
a big fish from Downriver.
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*
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- So I drop the knife.
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My hands are covered
in blood.
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And here comes Hank
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riding a motorcycle he stole
from God knows where.
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I hop on, shut my eyes,
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and the next thing I know,
we're back in San Diego!
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- I don't get it.
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Did Dan from Downriver Ale
kill a guy in Mexico?
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- Four Downriver Ales.
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- Yeah, what are
you guys having?
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- I-I thought
one of those was for me.
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- Yeah, I guess we'll have
four beers each too.
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- Give us four
hanger steaks, rare,
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all the sides
the table can hold,
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and, well, another round.
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- I wanted the filet.
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- To our wives
and girlfriends.
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May they never meet!
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- Oh! Hey, Dan,
let's talk turkey.
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- You know, I have
to say something.
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I didn't particularly
like that joke.
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I love my wife.
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- Well, sure, kid. I was just--
- I respect her.
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And before I tell a joke,
I like to ask myself,
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"If she was sitting right next
to me, would I tell this joke?"
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That comment crossed the line.
I don't think it was very funny.
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It's great to see you again,
Hank, but...
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everybody at Downriver Ale
is happy where we are.
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Our ads are hilarious.
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People love 'em.
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- Yeah, they are funny.
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Tim, Sam,
what's your favorite beer?
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- Downriver Ale.
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- Because you drank it.
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I used to steal his beers
from the fridge
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in the garage
while he was at work.
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- I always wondered how my
six-packs became four-packs.
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You know, Dan,
your commercials are funny.
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But there's nothing funny
about the feeling you get
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when you steal a beer
out of your dad's fridge.
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Do you want to be
the funny beer?
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You go ahead.
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With us, Downriver Ale,
it's no joke.
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- To our mouths and buttholes.
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May they never meet.
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- Yes.
- Hear, hear.
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- Now, that's a good joke.
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- Sheila, pot of coffee,
two aspirin.
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- Waiting on your desk,
Big Hank.
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- Best in the business, baby!
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- I can't believe
how much they drank.
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I had two pieces
of chocolate cake.
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Nobody else got dessert.
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We had to sit there
and watch you for 20 minutes.
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- Oh, so that's
the top story now?
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That I had two pieces
of cake for lunch?
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- It's page one, baby.
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- Shut up.
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"Husky Boys:
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"Technically girls
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can shop here too."
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- That's great.
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"Husky Boys:
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We're gonna hide
the way you look."
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- "Husky Boys: the official
wardrobe of the Klumps."
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- "Husky Boys:
'Cause you can't wear
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a little sailor suit forever."
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- "Husky Boys:
the belts are just for show."
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- "Husky Boys:
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Chode style."
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- "Husky Boys:
Propeller hat not included."
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- And that's 100.
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- Well, which one's
the best one?
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- None of them.
- Well, we tried.
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- I'm gonna go run
some of these by my dad.
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Hey, Dad.
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Uh, you mind if we run
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some of these Husky Boy
taglines by you?
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- Oh, can't, son.
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Got Liberty Airlines
first thing tomorrow.
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Lot of catching up to do.
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- Okay, cool.
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Uh, do you need
any help with those?
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I think I got it.
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Maybe I'll meet up
with you guys later on tonight.
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- Sounds good.
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*
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- * 313-555-0197
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- Frank Franklin.
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- That was one
of the first commercials
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we ever did together.
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- Yeah, we heard that melody
in another commercial
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and we were like,
"Let's just use that."
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- I'm gonna miss
being in charge.
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- Yeah, it was a good run,
though, pal.
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- Oh, sure was.
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- Guards at the Wayne County
Insane Asylum
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went on strike this morning
after their paychecks bounced.
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When pressed for comment,
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lawmakers said
it was not a mistake, saying,
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"We were just hoping
they wouldn't notice."
254
00:10:35,300 --> 00:10:38,467
And while the cats were away,
the mice escaped,
255
00:10:38,467 --> 00:10:41,067
as shown
in this security footage.
256
00:10:43,633 --> 00:10:46,333
- Damn it, he's still nuts!
- Bonkers.
257
00:10:46,333 --> 00:10:48,000
- Tonight, dangerous lunatics
258
00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:50,967
are scattered
around the city of Detroit.
259
00:10:50,967 --> 00:10:53,867
But what else is new, right?
260
00:10:53,867 --> 00:10:55,667
We'll be right back
with sports, weather,
261
00:10:55,667 --> 00:10:57,333
and my Chump of the Week.
262
00:10:57,333 --> 00:10:58,667
Stick with us.
263
00:10:58,667 --> 00:11:00,767
- All right,
let's go get 'em.
264
00:11:00,767 --> 00:11:02,933
- Well, Tim, we can't miss
Mort Crim's Chump of the Week.
265
00:11:02,933 --> 00:11:05,367
- Come on, Sam.
- Tim, Chump of the Week.
266
00:11:05,367 --> 00:11:08,333
- Come on!
- Ugh!
267
00:11:09,900 --> 00:11:10,833
Stupid.
268
00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:22,833
- There's a gigantic man
in your office.
269
00:11:22,833 --> 00:11:24,600
He gave me some great notes
on a commercial,
270
00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:27,500
and then he asked me to cut out
the back half of his suit.
271
00:11:27,500 --> 00:11:29,933
- Yeah, we're on it.
That's my dad.
272
00:11:31,500 --> 00:11:32,833
- Yeah.
273
00:11:32,833 --> 00:11:34,100
- You did not come from that.
274
00:11:34,100 --> 00:11:36,067
- Yes, I did. It's my dad.
275
00:11:37,067 --> 00:11:38,167
- Good night, guys.
276
00:11:38,167 --> 00:11:41,100
- Good night.
277
00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:44,200
- And that sucker is
Mort Crim's Chump of the Week.
278
00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:45,867
Good night, Detroit.
279
00:11:45,867 --> 00:11:47,333
- Damn it, Tim.
280
00:11:47,333 --> 00:11:49,067
We missed the Chump of the Week.
281
00:11:49,067 --> 00:11:50,700
And you know Mort
doesn't put stuff online.
282
00:11:50,700 --> 00:11:52,067
- I'm sorry.
283
00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:55,867
- Wayne County Insane Asylum.
284
00:11:55,867 --> 00:11:58,500
- Hi, this is Tim Cramblin
from Cramblin-Duvet Advertising.
285
00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:00,333
We have one of your lunatics.
286
00:12:00,333 --> 00:12:03,600
It's my dad, Hank Cramblin.
- Oh, okay.
287
00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:05,400
I need to put you in contact
with the orderlies
288
00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:07,067
who are rounding up
the patients.
289
00:12:07,067 --> 00:12:08,667
- They're putting me in touch
with the orderlies
290
00:12:08,667 --> 00:12:10,100
who are rounding up
all the patients.
291
00:12:10,100 --> 00:12:11,100
- Oh, cool.
292
00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:16,267
- * We out here
driving late at night *
293
00:12:16,267 --> 00:12:18,600
- * Looking for crazy people,
what a fright *
294
00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:20,133
- * You look to the left
295
00:12:20,133 --> 00:12:21,800
- * Look to the right
296
00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:23,567
- Hello, boys.
297
00:12:23,567 --> 00:12:25,900
I have the son of one
of the escaped patients.
298
00:12:25,900 --> 00:12:27,900
- Thanks, Helen.
Put him through.
299
00:12:27,900 --> 00:12:29,333
This is Darron.
How may I help you?
300
00:12:29,333 --> 00:12:30,333
- Uh, yeah, hi.
301
00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:31,567
Uh, we have my dad,
302
00:12:31,567 --> 00:12:32,933
who escaped
from your asylum.
303
00:12:34,233 --> 00:12:35,633
- No, he seems fine.
304
00:12:35,633 --> 00:12:38,167
- Okay, if you can,
bring him in yourselves.
305
00:12:38,167 --> 00:12:40,833
We got a lot of nutballs
to scoop up.
306
00:12:40,833 --> 00:12:42,300
No offense to your father.
307
00:12:42,300 --> 00:12:43,900
- Oh, none taken.
308
00:12:43,900 --> 00:12:45,267
We'll bring him in, okay?
309
00:12:45,267 --> 00:12:46,667
- Okay. Thank you, sir.
310
00:12:46,667 --> 00:12:48,067
- Thank you.
311
00:12:48,067 --> 00:12:49,500
- There go one of 'em
right there!
312
00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:50,500
- Get him.
313
00:12:56,900 --> 00:12:58,633
- Hey, Pop.
314
00:12:58,633 --> 00:13:00,967
- Good evening,
Mr. Cramblin.
315
00:13:00,967 --> 00:13:02,800
- I was going through
some stuff,
316
00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:05,133
found this video
of an old Christmas party.
317
00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:10,933
Whoa, what's Santa got
old Wallace here?
318
00:13:10,933 --> 00:13:14,933
What? It's an empty
bottle of gin, Wallace.
319
00:13:14,933 --> 00:13:17,433
both: Oh, Wallace.
320
00:13:17,433 --> 00:13:18,633
- We found so many
in your desk,
321
00:13:18,633 --> 00:13:19,933
we figured
you collected them.
322
00:13:23,433 --> 00:13:26,067
- What'd you get me,
Santa Hank?
323
00:13:26,067 --> 00:13:27,467
- Whoa, look at Sheila.
324
00:13:27,467 --> 00:13:30,933
- Yeah, she was
even hotter back then.
325
00:13:30,933 --> 00:13:32,167
- Ho, ho, ho!
326
00:13:32,167 --> 00:13:34,800
Well, if Big Hank was here,
327
00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:36,833
I'm sure he'd tell you all
thank you so much
328
00:13:36,833 --> 00:13:38,967
for another amazing year,
329
00:13:38,967 --> 00:13:40,433
and merry Christmas.
330
00:13:40,433 --> 00:13:42,100
all: Merry Christmas.
331
00:13:42,100 --> 00:13:44,333
- Ho! Look, my little elves!
332
00:13:44,333 --> 00:13:46,200
And they got a cake!
333
00:13:50,167 --> 00:13:51,700
all: Oh!
334
00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:53,367
- Crap! Damn it, Sam.
335
00:13:53,367 --> 00:13:55,867
That was
your fault, Tim.
336
00:13:58,500 --> 00:14:01,067
Tim, Sam. Listen up. Stop.
337
00:14:02,500 --> 00:14:04,233
All right, guys. Listen up.
338
00:14:04,233 --> 00:14:06,200
- Stop it.
Dude, stop it.
339
00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:08,367
You actually hurt my back.
340
00:14:08,367 --> 00:14:10,333
- You're a tip-to-tail
piece of crap.
341
00:14:10,333 --> 00:14:12,233
- Okay, you two.
Hug and make up.
342
00:14:12,233 --> 00:14:15,333
- You're my best friend.
- You're my best friend.
343
00:14:15,333 --> 00:14:17,167
- Merry Christmas, boys.
344
00:14:17,167 --> 00:14:19,100
Ah.
345
00:14:25,733 --> 00:14:27,933
- We got to bring
you back, Dad.
346
00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:32,867
Mort Crim reported the escape
347
00:14:32,867 --> 00:14:36,767
right before he announced
his Chump of the Week.
348
00:14:38,167 --> 00:14:40,267
- We don't know.
349
00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:47,500
- Well...I guess this is it.
350
00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:56,067
- Dad, wait.
351
00:14:56,067 --> 00:14:58,167
Is there anything you want to do
before we take you back?
352
00:14:58,167 --> 00:15:01,133
One last night in Detroit.
Sky's the limit.
353
00:15:01,133 --> 00:15:03,067
- Well, I would like to get
the hell out of this office
354
00:15:03,067 --> 00:15:05,067
and hang out with my son
and his best friend.
355
00:15:05,067 --> 00:15:07,500
- Sounds good.
- You got it.
356
00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:09,767
- How about we go to Lindell AC
and get us a burger?
357
00:15:09,767 --> 00:15:12,067
- Oh, sorry, Dad.
That closed.
358
00:15:12,067 --> 00:15:13,667
- Demolished.
359
00:15:13,667 --> 00:15:15,267
- Boblo Island.
- It's condos now.
360
00:15:15,267 --> 00:15:16,900
- It's a hipster bar.
361
00:15:16,900 --> 00:15:18,467
- Michigan Theater.
- It's a parking garage.
362
00:15:18,467 --> 00:15:20,067
- Silverdome.
- Abandoned.
363
00:15:20,067 --> 00:15:22,300
- Old Tiger Stadium.
- Dad, they closed
364
00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:24,100
Tiger Stadium
before you went nuts.
365
00:15:24,100 --> 00:15:26,233
- Plus, you called it
Old Tiger Stadium.
366
00:15:26,233 --> 00:15:29,833
- Okay, I'd like to see
the sunrise one last time.
367
00:15:29,833 --> 00:15:32,467
Detroit still has a sun, right?
368
00:15:32,467 --> 00:15:33,967
- Yeah.
369
00:15:33,967 --> 00:15:37,333
- Well, I guess we've got
some time to kill.
370
00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:51,300
*
371
00:15:51,300 --> 00:15:54,600
- * I can't be *
372
00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:58,767
* Everything
you want me to be *
373
00:15:58,767 --> 00:16:01,900
* I can't be *
374
00:16:01,900 --> 00:16:05,867
* Everything
you want me to be *
375
00:16:05,867 --> 00:16:09,200
* Finally
376
00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:13,200
* I can see the light
through the leaves *
377
00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:16,333
* But it's all gone *
378
00:16:16,333 --> 00:16:20,667
*
379
00:16:20,667 --> 00:16:23,800
* But it's all gone *
380
00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:28,067
*
381
00:16:28,067 --> 00:16:31,133
* But it's all gone *
382
00:16:31,133 --> 00:16:35,400
*
383
00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:38,533
* But it's all gone *
384
00:16:38,533 --> 00:16:43,133
*
385
00:16:43,133 --> 00:16:46,500
[firecrackers popping
and whistling]
386
00:16:48,733 --> 00:16:55,200
*
387
00:17:01,700 --> 00:17:08,600
*
388
00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:10,600
- Well, there you go, Pop.
389
00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:12,933
We give you
one Detroit sunrise.
390
00:17:12,933 --> 00:17:16,133
- Yeah, it's one
of my favorite places.
391
00:17:16,133 --> 00:17:17,967
I used to take you guys
fishing here.
392
00:17:17,967 --> 00:17:20,200
- Yeah, Mr. Cramblin.
You sure did.
393
00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:22,400
- I caught a carp
the size of my head.
394
00:17:24,100 --> 00:17:25,367
I remember that.
395
00:17:25,367 --> 00:17:27,633
Took turns reeling
that sucker in.
396
00:17:42,933 --> 00:17:45,133
- We for sure
got to get back.
397
00:17:45,133 --> 00:17:46,467
- Yeah.
398
00:17:51,900 --> 00:17:54,867
*
399
00:17:54,867 --> 00:17:57,233
- Boys, thanks
for a great night.
400
00:17:57,233 --> 00:17:59,067
- It's our pleasure,
Mr. Cramblin.
401
00:17:59,067 --> 00:18:02,067
- Sam, you can call me Hank.
402
00:18:02,067 --> 00:18:09,067
*
403
00:18:09,067 --> 00:18:11,400
- It was great
to see you, Dad.
404
00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:13,267
I'll come visit this weekend.
405
00:18:13,267 --> 00:18:14,767
- I'd like that.
406
00:18:14,767 --> 00:18:16,100
- Yeah, we actually
have to get
407
00:18:16,100 --> 00:18:17,700
to that Husky Boys shoot.
408
00:18:17,700 --> 00:18:19,600
I know it's just
small potatoes, but--
409
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:21,433
- Ah, small potatoes,
big potatoes.
410
00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:23,733
Hey, it's food on the table.
411
00:18:23,733 --> 00:18:25,400
Proud of you.
412
00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:26,733
- Thanks, Dad.
413
00:18:26,733 --> 00:18:27,967
- You know,
there's something
414
00:18:27,967 --> 00:18:29,300
I've been wanting
to tell you.
415
00:18:29,300 --> 00:18:30,733
The meeting at Hudson's?
416
00:18:30,733 --> 00:18:33,067
- Yeah.
417
00:18:33,067 --> 00:18:35,067
- Yeah.
418
00:18:35,067 --> 00:18:38,267
- Wasn't my shit.
419
00:18:38,267 --> 00:18:40,200
- I think that actually
makes it worse, Dad.
420
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:41,733
- Yeah.
421
00:18:41,733 --> 00:18:43,200
- Hmm.
422
00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:46,300
Well, Sam.
423
00:18:46,300 --> 00:18:48,067
- Hank.
424
00:18:48,067 --> 00:18:49,733
- Son.
- Dad.
425
00:18:49,733 --> 00:18:51,233
- Love you.
- Love you too.
426
00:19:00,867 --> 00:19:03,433
- Yeah.
427
00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:05,067
- I mean, that makes it worse,
doesn't it?
428
00:19:05,067 --> 00:19:06,300
- Yeah, no, that's
what I told him.
429
00:19:06,300 --> 00:19:07,600
That's exactly
what I told him.
430
00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:10,300
- Husky Jeans,
skinny prices.
431
00:19:10,300 --> 00:19:12,467
- Yup, I mean, that's it.
432
00:19:12,467 --> 00:19:13,500
- Thanks, Dad.
433
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:14,600
- I'll send you a bill.
434
00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:16,433
See you in the funny pages.
435
00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:20,533
- Yeah.
436
00:19:20,533 --> 00:19:23,667
It was actually a great day.
437
00:19:23,667 --> 00:19:27,867
It's like we were spending time
with the best version of my dad.
438
00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:31,967
There was no anger,
fits of rage, paranoia.
439
00:19:31,967 --> 00:19:33,667
- Hey, hey, hey, hey!
- Fecal hoarding.
440
00:19:33,667 --> 00:19:35,533
- Hank! Hey, Hank! Come on!
- Come on, Hank!
441
00:19:35,533 --> 00:19:38,600
- Maybe he is actually
getting better.
442
00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:40,433
I'm gonna talk to doctors
this week,
443
00:19:40,433 --> 00:19:42,467
see if he can get out.
444
00:19:42,467 --> 00:19:44,067
He could maybe even
come and help us out
445
00:19:44,067 --> 00:19:45,600
a few times a week
in the office.
446
00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:47,067
- That'd be great.
- It'd be awesome.
447
00:19:47,067 --> 00:19:48,700
- Hey, can I
buy you breakfast?
448
00:19:48,700 --> 00:19:50,667
- No, you can't,
'cause I'm buying you breakfast.
449
00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:52,200
- Don't do that, Tim.
450
00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:53,933
You know, when you don't
let me pay for stuff,
451
00:19:53,933 --> 00:19:55,767
it's like your way
of controlling me.
452
00:19:55,767 --> 00:19:57,633
I'm being nice.
453
00:19:57,633 --> 00:19:59,467
- Yeah, right.
454
00:19:59,467 --> 00:20:01,633
- How's buying you
breakfast not nice?
455
00:20:01,633 --> 00:20:03,667
- Don't do this, man!
- Tim, it's systemic racism.
456
00:20:03,667 --> 00:20:05,933
- We're fat, man!
Come on, slow down.
457
00:20:13,967 --> 00:20:15,667
- You know, I have
to say something.
458
00:20:15,667 --> 00:20:17,100
I didn't particularly
like that joke. I love my wife.
459
00:20:17,100 --> 00:20:19,133
- Well, sure, kid. I was just--
- I respect her.
460
00:20:19,133 --> 00:20:21,100
And before I tell a joke,
I like to ask myself,
461
00:20:21,100 --> 00:20:24,133
"If she was sitting right next
to me, would I tell this joke?"
462
00:20:24,133 --> 00:20:26,500
That comment crossed the line.
I don't think it was very funny.
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