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- Lindsay's Mirror Depot
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is Detroit's one stop
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for all your mirror needs.
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We have round mirrors,
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wall mirrors,
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rectangle mirrors,
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golden mirrors,
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rustic mirrors,
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fancy mirrors,
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baby's first mirror,
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brown mirrors.
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We have every kind of mirror
in the world
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that we could find.
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- Lea, I thought
we kept telling you
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to take us out in post.
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- And I kept telling you
I can't do that.
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- Well, buckle up, everybody,
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'cause we are not
leaving this room
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until we get this right.
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- Oh, actually, it's 6:00.
- You can barely see us.
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Let's put a pin in this
till Monday morning.
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Great job, everybody.
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You have plans for the weekend?
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- Uh, yeah, I'm gonna
have dinner at your house.
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You?
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- Yeah.
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- * Oh, I just can't wait
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- Yeah, I'm...
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I'm having dinner
with my best friend.
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*
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- Let's do it.
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- Ah, but first,
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I have to take a little trip
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to the third floor.
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- Ah, the third floor.
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- Yes, old magic number three.
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- I take it the Browns are going
to the Super Bowl?
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- Yeah. I first have to, uh,
drop the kids off at the pool
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and then I'm going to, uh,
crap in that pool.
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- Mm-hmm, and you're gonna
do it in the lovely,
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pristine, quiet majesty...
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- Yes.
- Of the third floor bathroom.
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- Yes, of course.
- For your journey, sir.
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- Thank you, my friend.
- Mm-hmm.
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Have a fantastic poop.
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*
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Morning, Sheila.
- Morning, Sheila.
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- Morning, boys.
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Lindsay of Lindsay's
Mirror Depot called.
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She wants to see the commercial.
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- Well, that would make
three of us.
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Shall we?
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- Uh, one minute.
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The third floor is...
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calling my butthole's name.
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- Is it, uh...
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Oh, Frederick!
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Why, who is it?
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- It's the third floor.
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- Well, I declare,
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I'm coming to poop on you.
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Actually, poop and pee.
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I got to do both.
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I--I'm talking as Sam now.
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- I don't know
what you're doing.
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- Yeah, no, it's me.
It's Sam.
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- Oh. Well, if you're traveling,
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you are going to need
your suitcase.
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- Why, thank you,
my good man.
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- Of course.
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Did you get outside this
weekend, or did you...?
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*
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- The phone lines are off,
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so distribute the extension list
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and Wi-Fi password.
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Also, make sure everybody
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breaks down their empty
cardboard boxes for recycling.
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Tim. It's over.
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It's over.
The third floor is over.
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- Sam, slow down.
What are you talking about?
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So okay, so I went downstairs
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to poop, and then, uh--
you--I went downstairs.
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There's a bunch of people,
and there's--there's
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a business down there, and--
- You sped up.
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You sped up.
A password--
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- Sam, slow down.
What's wrong?
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- We can't poop on
the third floor anymore.
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- Take it back.
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What the hell?
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- Take it back.
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- Stop trying to kill me.
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- You're frickin' stronger
than me.
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Who cares?
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*
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- * Next time
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* When they ask you
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* Where you're from
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* You gon' say Detroit city
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* When we get back on our feet,
yeah *
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* Yeah
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- Ned, red alert.
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- Yo, Tim, Sam.
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My favorite ad guys.
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Oh! Got a commercial for you.
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Campbell's Soup:
it's just wet-ass food.
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- Not now, Ned.
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There are intruders
in the building.
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- No, that's that new
tech company.
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They just moved in.
They're pretty cool.
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As in full
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- Yeah. They're legit too.
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They're doing
all these renovations.
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Like, they're fixing stuff up.
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Right upstairs with that.
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Oh, while I got you guys here,
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I want to get your pictures,
'cause everybody has to get
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these new ID badges now.
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- Cheese.
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Oh, those shoulders.
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And that neck.
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- Thanks, Ned.
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- Jesus Christ, that neck.
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Bye, Tim.
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- What the...
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- Hold the door.
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Thanks.
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Sorry.
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DUI?
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- No, it's just good exercise,
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good for the environment.
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*
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You guys are up on four?
- Yeah.
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Tim Cramblin,
Cramblin-Duvet Advertising.
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Been in the building
for decades.
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Many decades, hundreds of years.
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- Sam Duvet.
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I'm his best friend,
also co-boss.
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- Toby Hart, DTC.
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We're a tech company
out of Denver,
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and we are super excited
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to be moving our headquarters
here to Detroit.
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Didn't even have to
change the D.
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- Automated customer
communication.
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Basically, we want to do
for the service repair industry
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what Home Depot did
for hammers and nails.
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- Oh.
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- Third floor.
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See you around, neighbors.
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- Tip to tail,
piece of shit.
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- But new tech company
is good for the city.
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- It's good for the city.
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- Good for the city.
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- I think hammers did more
for Home Depot
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than Home Depot did for hammers.
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I mean, like,
how do you even build
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a Home Depot without the hammer?
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- Let's go check in with Lea.
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- Uh, you go ahead, my good man.
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But I still have a stinky little
Santa Claus up my butt,
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and the only chimney
is behind Sheila's desk.
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Aw.
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Hello, Sheila.
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- Sam.
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- Uh, you want to maybe
go get a coffee?
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- No, I'm just fine.
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- Oh, yeah.
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Uh, maybe you want to go
get a cof--
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uh, like, a tea?
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Maybe, like, a smoothie?
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- I'm fine.
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- Can you please leave your desk
for a little bit?
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Fine.
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- We have round mirrors,
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wall mirrors,
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rectangle mirrors.
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- It's getting there.
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It's getting there.
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Can we just zoom in here,
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pull this out, stretch it,
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then digitalize it?
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- No.
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- We're close.
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- We're close!
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- I'm not gonna apologize
for that, Sheila.
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- It's fine.
- All right, look.
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I don't like it
any more than you do, okay?
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But that's just the world
we're living in.
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- I said it's fine.
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- If we don't poop,
we die, Sheila.
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- Is Sheila refusing
to poop again?
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- You've got Lindsay
on line one!
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- Hey, Lindsay, you're on
with Tim and Sam.
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This is Tim.
- This is Sam.
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- Hi, guys. Now, and--
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and when can I see
the commercial?
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'Cause it was due last Friday.
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- Lindsay, this is Tim.
I thought we said this Friday.
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- No, no, we said last Friday.
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- Ah, Lindsay, this is Sam.
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Let's go ahead and chalk that up
to a miscommunication.
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- Lindsay, this is Tim.
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Yeah, we bungled that
on our end,
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but we'll definitely have
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something to show you
by this Friday.
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- Lindsay, Sam.
Yeah, we want to make sure
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that thing's absolutely perfect
for you, okay?
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- Boys, this is Sheila.
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We lost Lindsay.
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- Sheila, this is Tim.
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Can we try and get Lindsay
back on the line?
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- Tim, Sheila.
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I'm working on it.
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- Sheila, this is Sam.
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Thank you, Sheila.
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- That was pretty good.
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- No, it was not.
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- No, it definitely wasn't.
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Yeah, I'll send
a follow-up email
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to Lindsay when I get home.
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- Oh, you don't have to.
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You can send it
from here now, actually.
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Yeah, those buttmunches on three
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installed fiber-optic Wi-Fi
for the whole building.
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- Now grab your perfect
little pecker and start...
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- It's a JOI video.
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It's jerk-off instructions.
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- They tell you why to jerk off.
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- We really are living
in the future.
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- Grab your private area
and yank.
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- You know, as much as I hate
that DTC took away our bathroom
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and made us get security badges,
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they haven't been all that bad
for the building.
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- Oh, I couldn't agree more.
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You know, I say,
welcome, DTC.
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- Oh, come on!
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"Saving Detroit"?
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- Oh, eat shit.
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- You eat shit, asshole!
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- Tim, not you.
Them.
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- Oh.
Yeah, eat shit!
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- "The new face
of the Motor City"?
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I'm honestly mad,
and I don't get mad.
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- You don't. You get even.
- I do.
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- Smug son of a bitch
has been here one week.
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They're on the cover
of a magazine?
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We've been here
our entire lives.
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We've never been on the cover
of a magazine.
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- Well, "Chubby Buddies."
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- Yeah, "Chubby Buddies."
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- I'm starving.
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Let's get something to eat.
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"Saving Detroit."
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They're not even from Detroit.
We're from Detroit.
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- No, I'm from Detroit.
You're from suburbs.
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- Don't say that anymore.
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- You can't just waltz into the
city and claim it as your own.
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- Yeah, you can't just throw on
a Tigers cap,
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eat a Coney dog, and all
of a sudden you're Kid Rock.
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- He's from the suburbs too.
- Come on.
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Why are we stopping?
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- Hey, Sam, Tim.
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- Toby.
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- This is Abigail.
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- Hey, guys.
- Hey.
265
00:10:32,500 --> 00:10:34,800
- Uh, yeah, we do.
266
00:10:36,667 --> 00:10:40,433
- That's a stupid joke.
I don't like that joke anymore.
267
00:10:40,533 --> 00:10:42,333
We're on the fourth floor.
268
00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:48,967
*
269
00:10:49,067 --> 00:10:50,167
- Oh, hey, Toby,
270
00:10:50,267 --> 00:10:52,133
I just wanted
to personally thank you
271
00:10:52,233 --> 00:10:53,633
for saving our city.
272
00:10:53,733 --> 00:10:54,933
- Yeah, thanks for
reaching into the garbage
273
00:10:55,033 --> 00:10:56,300
and pulling us out.
274
00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:57,933
- Oh, you guys saw
the magazine thing.
275
00:10:58,033 --> 00:10:59,767
That is so embarrassing.
276
00:10:59,867 --> 00:11:01,267
But you know,
whatever helps the business.
277
00:11:01,367 --> 00:11:03,500
- Mm-hmm.
- Saving Detroit.
278
00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:05,733
I guess we're gonna have to
start wearing capes to work.
279
00:11:11,067 --> 00:11:13,267
- Hey, we're gonna do
a pedal pub at 6:00 tonight.
280
00:11:13,367 --> 00:11:14,500
Should be supes fun.
281
00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:15,767
- It's a bar on wheels
282
00:11:15,867 --> 00:11:16,833
that you pedal around.
283
00:11:16,933 --> 00:11:17,833
You guys want to join?
284
00:11:19,100 --> 00:11:20,200
- Ah, we can't.
285
00:11:20,300 --> 00:11:21,500
We're buried too deep
286
00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:23,667
under the ashes
of our smoldering city.
287
00:11:23,767 --> 00:11:25,733
You're funny, Tim.
288
00:11:25,833 --> 00:11:27,700
- Actually, I'm not.
Sam's the funny one.
289
00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:30,067
- Well, when I have time
to prepare.
290
00:11:30,133 --> 00:11:32,433
- Hey, we were gonna have lunch
at a place on Gratiot.
291
00:11:32,533 --> 00:11:33,500
Is that a safe area?
292
00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:35,533
- Yeah, it's a safe area.
293
00:11:35,633 --> 00:11:37,667
This is Detroit,
not a third world country.
294
00:11:37,767 --> 00:11:39,367
- It says it's only
a 12-minute walk.
295
00:11:39,467 --> 00:11:41,267
both: Walk?
296
00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:42,400
No.
- Absolutely take a car.
297
00:11:42,500 --> 00:11:44,233
Absolutely.
298
00:11:44,333 --> 00:11:46,233
Just keep your heads above ya,
you know what I mean?
299
00:11:46,333 --> 00:11:48,967
- Look up.
Stay off your phone.
300
00:11:49,067 --> 00:11:50,167
- Thanks for the tip.
301
00:11:50,267 --> 00:11:53,767
*
302
00:11:53,867 --> 00:11:55,400
- We have round mirrors,
303
00:11:55,500 --> 00:11:56,900
wall mirrors,
304
00:11:57,067 --> 00:11:58,800
rectangle mirrors.
305
00:11:58,900 --> 00:12:00,167
- No.
306
00:12:00,267 --> 00:12:02,200
See, that doesn't work.
307
00:12:02,300 --> 00:12:04,467
- I've checked every frame
of footage twice.
308
00:12:04,567 --> 00:12:05,800
This is the closest thing
we have
309
00:12:05,900 --> 00:12:07,067
to a clean shot of a mirror.
310
00:12:11,833 --> 00:12:13,633
- I can still see Sam in it.
311
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,200
- You know, uh, in the end,
what you're gonna want to do
312
00:12:15,300 --> 00:12:16,800
is digitalize it.
313
00:12:16,900 --> 00:12:17,900
- That's not a real thing.
314
00:12:18,067 --> 00:12:19,067
- You keep saying that.
315
00:12:19,167 --> 00:12:20,833
- Well, we have
a lot of work to do,
316
00:12:20,933 --> 00:12:22,500
and we are fresh out
of tomorrows,
317
00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:24,400
so we're gonna have to
work late tonight.
318
00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:27,967
Actually, I--
319
00:12:28,067 --> 00:12:29,567
I think I'm just gonna go home.
320
00:12:29,667 --> 00:12:31,733
I'm--yeah, I'm not
feeling too hot, so...
321
00:12:31,833 --> 00:12:33,200
- How many hot dogs
you have for lunch?
322
00:12:33,300 --> 00:12:34,500
- Three.
- Well, there's your problem.
323
00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:35,900
You're starving.
324
00:12:36,067 --> 00:12:38,633
Your body's literally
eating itself.
325
00:12:38,733 --> 00:12:40,367
Let me see if I have any
emergency dogs in my desk.
326
00:12:40,467 --> 00:12:41,967
I bet I do.
327
00:12:42,067 --> 00:12:43,733
That's okay.
I'll just see you tomorrow.
328
00:12:43,833 --> 00:12:45,133
- Yeah, sure.
329
00:12:45,233 --> 00:12:46,733
- All right, feel better.
- Thanks, pal.
330
00:12:48,733 --> 00:12:50,467
- I love you and I trust you.
331
00:12:56,300 --> 00:12:57,633
Sam.
332
00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:03,633
- I hate it when it's just
the two of us.
333
00:13:05,467 --> 00:13:08,067
- Not as fun.
334
00:13:08,133 --> 00:13:09,967
- Yeah, well,
your breath stinks.
335
00:13:14,233 --> 00:13:16,133
Why don't you try flipping that?
336
00:13:16,233 --> 00:13:17,533
Flip the front and the back.
337
00:13:17,633 --> 00:13:22,633
*
338
00:13:22,733 --> 00:13:27,367
- Spirit Airlines:
dying while flying.
339
00:13:27,467 --> 00:13:28,533
- Night, Ned.
340
00:13:28,633 --> 00:13:30,267
- Night, Tim.
341
00:13:30,367 --> 00:13:32,467
- * Oh, try
342
00:13:32,567 --> 00:13:35,833
* Oh, try me and see
343
00:13:35,933 --> 00:13:37,433
* If you don't believe
344
00:13:39,467 --> 00:13:42,067
* All you have to do
is just try me *
345
00:13:42,133 --> 00:13:43,067
- Whoo!
346
00:13:43,133 --> 00:13:45,067
- DTC.
347
00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:51,500
Sam Duvet!
348
00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:52,933
*
349
00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:57,267
- This is so much fun.
350
00:13:57,367 --> 00:13:58,733
When do we stop?
Soon?
351
00:13:58,833 --> 00:14:00,667
You're so funny.
352
00:14:00,767 --> 00:14:01,800
We just got started.
353
00:14:01,900 --> 00:14:03,400
We've got another two hours!
354
00:14:05,367 --> 00:14:07,267
- Oh, no.
355
00:14:07,367 --> 00:14:08,333
*
356
00:14:08,433 --> 00:14:09,767
- I'm...
357
00:14:09,867 --> 00:14:14,933
mad!
358
00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:23,133
- Bologna:
because it's all the meats.
359
00:14:31,567 --> 00:14:33,900
Yeah, don't hold the door.
360
00:14:34,067 --> 00:14:36,900
I said, don't hold
the door!
361
00:14:39,733 --> 00:14:40,633
- Morning, Sheila.
362
00:14:40,733 --> 00:14:42,567
- Good morning, Sam.
363
00:14:42,667 --> 00:14:46,733
*
364
00:14:46,833 --> 00:14:48,200
- Oh!
365
00:14:48,300 --> 00:14:50,533
Well, there he is.
366
00:14:50,633 --> 00:14:53,633
The man of the hour.
367
00:14:53,733 --> 00:14:55,633
- Good news, buddy.
368
00:14:55,733 --> 00:14:57,700
I was, uh, talking to Abigail,
369
00:14:57,800 --> 00:15:00,467
and she said that the DTC--
370
00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:03,067
Can, uh, actually help us
371
00:15:03,100 --> 00:15:04,600
with the mirror commercial.
372
00:15:04,700 --> 00:15:06,833
Yeah.
Mm, mm.
373
00:15:06,933 --> 00:15:09,300
Uh, she said that they could,
uh, digitalize it.
374
00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:13,433
- Huh. No shit.
375
00:15:13,533 --> 00:15:15,733
I knew that was a thing.
376
00:15:15,833 --> 00:15:17,733
DTC to the rescue again.
377
00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:19,067
- They should start
wearing capes to work.
378
00:15:22,133 --> 00:15:23,267
Capes.
379
00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:27,867
Capes.
380
00:15:27,967 --> 00:15:29,567
That's funny.
381
00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:31,067
Yeah.
382
00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:34,800
- Yeah, we're doing it.
383
00:15:39,933 --> 00:15:42,333
- Oh, Sam.
384
00:15:42,433 --> 00:15:46,067
I was just so gutted yesterday
385
00:15:46,133 --> 00:15:47,767
that you felt down
386
00:15:47,867 --> 00:15:50,267
because we'd been working
so hard,
387
00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:53,267
so I went ahead and rented us
388
00:15:53,367 --> 00:15:57,533
one of those supes fun
pedal pubs.
389
00:16:04,267 --> 00:16:05,167
- No.
390
00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:08,167
You're good to ride?
391
00:16:08,267 --> 00:16:11,900
Not sore for some reason?
392
00:16:12,067 --> 00:16:13,067
- Nope.
393
00:16:13,133 --> 00:16:14,500
- Great.
394
00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:15,967
I'm just glad to have
my buddy back.
395
00:16:17,667 --> 00:16:18,967
- So let's get up
and get out there.
396
00:16:19,067 --> 00:16:20,200
Come on, my friend.
- Yeah, all right.
397
00:16:20,300 --> 00:16:21,800
Yeah.
- Let's hit the road.
398
00:16:21,900 --> 00:16:23,367
- I'm gonna hit the road.
I'm so happy about it,
399
00:16:23,467 --> 00:16:25,467
I'm gonna just kind of laugh
on my way up.
400
00:16:28,067 --> 00:16:33,067
*
401
00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:36,067
- It sure is.
402
00:16:36,133 --> 00:16:37,700
- And it's even more fun
403
00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:40,067
that we're doing it
for the first time together.
404
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:41,900
- Sure is, pal.
405
00:16:43,167 --> 00:16:45,700
You seem a little tired,
old friend.
406
00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:47,067
- Yeah.
407
00:16:47,133 --> 00:16:48,467
- I don't feel tired.
408
00:16:48,567 --> 00:16:49,833
You want to talk about tired?
409
00:16:49,933 --> 00:16:53,400
Sheila's barely even pedaling.
410
00:16:53,500 --> 00:16:55,167
- That just means more exercise
411
00:16:55,267 --> 00:16:57,067
for the two of us, old pal.
412
00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:58,500
- Right, old buddy.
413
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:00,433
I mean, we could stop
at any time.
414
00:17:00,533 --> 00:17:02,867
You do hate exercise.
415
00:17:02,967 --> 00:17:06,200
- You know, I used to
hate exercise,
416
00:17:06,300 --> 00:17:08,800
and then all of a sudden,
as if by magic,
417
00:17:08,900 --> 00:17:10,133
I decided to love it
418
00:17:10,233 --> 00:17:12,433
without telling my best friend.
419
00:17:21,133 --> 00:17:24,167
- To a bar that doesn't move.
420
00:17:24,267 --> 00:17:27,167
- And then there were two.
421
00:17:27,267 --> 00:17:29,633
- Then there were.
422
00:17:32,733 --> 00:17:34,333
*
423
00:17:34,433 --> 00:17:35,833
- You were feeling sick
last night.
424
00:17:35,933 --> 00:17:37,667
How'd you recover so quick?
425
00:17:37,767 --> 00:17:39,533
- I just went right home
and went straight to bed.
426
00:17:39,633 --> 00:17:40,867
- I saw you!
427
00:17:40,967 --> 00:17:42,867
You were on the bike pub
with DTC!
428
00:17:42,967 --> 00:17:44,767
- Fine, I lied!
429
00:17:44,867 --> 00:17:47,200
And you know what?
They're not that bad.
430
00:17:48,933 --> 00:17:51,533
They're just pretending
to be from Detroit.
431
00:17:53,533 --> 00:17:54,800
They're not going anywhere.
432
00:17:54,900 --> 00:17:56,133
They're here now.
433
00:17:56,233 --> 00:17:57,367
It doesn't matter.
434
00:17:57,467 --> 00:17:59,500
- Then why did you lie to me
about it?
435
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:01,400
- Because, Tim, sometimes
436
00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:02,933
you always get mad
about everything.
437
00:18:03,067 --> 00:18:04,533
- No, I don't!
438
00:18:04,633 --> 00:18:06,100
- What would you have said
if I told you I wanted
439
00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:07,833
to cut out of work early
to go ride pedal pubs
440
00:18:07,933 --> 00:18:08,833
'cause I liked some girl?
441
00:18:08,933 --> 00:18:09,833
- I'd have choked you out!
442
00:18:09,933 --> 00:18:12,100
- I'd have blocked you!
443
00:18:13,567 --> 00:18:14,833
- Yeah, Abigail.
444
00:18:14,933 --> 00:18:16,733
- Why didn't you just
tell me this before?
445
00:18:16,833 --> 00:18:19,067
- Why couldn't you have said
all this back at the office?
446
00:18:19,100 --> 00:18:21,500
- 'Cause this honestly
looked fun to me.
447
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,067
I didn't know
you would have to pedal.
448
00:18:23,167 --> 00:18:24,100
- I know.
Who wants to pedal a bike
449
00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:25,500
while you slug these bad boys?
450
00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:26,667
- I really just want
to sit back and slug beers.
451
00:18:26,767 --> 00:18:27,900
That's all I want to--
452
00:18:28,067 --> 00:18:29,567
and we're getting
on the highway.
453
00:18:29,667 --> 00:18:30,833
- Oh, crap!
454
00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:36,833
- We're gonna die!
455
00:18:36,933 --> 00:18:39,167
- Yeah, back at ya!
456
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:44,733
- Hey, Lindsay, this is Tim.
457
00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:45,800
Did you get a chance to see
the commercial?
458
00:18:45,900 --> 00:18:46,833
- I loved it.
459
00:18:46,933 --> 00:18:49,100
The mirrors were gorgeous.
460
00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:50,567
- Hey, Lindsay, this is Tim.
461
00:18:50,667 --> 00:18:52,467
Glad you liked
how gorgeous they were.
462
00:18:52,567 --> 00:18:54,167
How'd you make 'em so gorgeous?
463
00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:55,633
- Ah, Lindsay, this is Sam.
464
00:18:55,733 --> 00:18:56,933
I can speak to that.
465
00:18:57,067 --> 00:18:59,200
We had a tech company
digitalize it.
466
00:19:01,233 --> 00:19:03,733
- It's brilliant.
Go ahead and run it.
467
00:19:12,433 --> 00:19:13,833
Guys?
468
00:19:15,233 --> 00:19:16,700
Are you guys there?
469
00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:18,200
Tim?
470
00:19:18,300 --> 00:19:19,967
Sam?
471
00:19:20,067 --> 00:19:21,300
- Linds, this is Tim.
472
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:22,333
Will do.
473
00:19:22,433 --> 00:19:24,133
Till next time.
Bye-bye.
474
00:19:26,267 --> 00:19:28,300
- Boom.
Ba-da bing, ba-da boom.
475
00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:29,633
It's easy peasy.
476
00:19:29,733 --> 00:19:30,833
You and me,
forget about it.
477
00:19:30,933 --> 00:19:32,833
Everybody knows.
478
00:19:32,933 --> 00:19:34,733
Whew.
479
00:19:34,833 --> 00:19:35,800
Oh, Christ!
480
00:19:35,900 --> 00:19:36,867
- Oh, yeah.
481
00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:39,500
My legs.
482
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:40,733
- There you go.
Back in, back in.
483
00:19:40,833 --> 00:19:42,067
- Oh.
- Put your little legs up.
484
00:19:42,133 --> 00:19:43,467
- Yeah. Hey.
485
00:19:43,567 --> 00:19:45,400
- Sorry I made you do
back-to-back pedal pubs.
486
00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:46,933
- Sorry I brilliantly
deceived you
487
00:19:47,067 --> 00:19:47,933
and, uh, so I could do
the first one.
488
00:19:48,067 --> 00:19:49,267
- Yeah, no worries.
489
00:19:49,367 --> 00:19:50,400
It's actually pretty fun
to do it.
490
00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:51,400
- Yeah, it actually
is really fun.
491
00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:52,400
I had a great time.
492
00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:53,400
- I would honestly
493
00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:54,600
take out the drinking.
494
00:19:54,700 --> 00:19:56,100
- I was thinking
the exact same thing.
495
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:58,367
- I don't even--
- Oh, frick!
496
00:19:58,467 --> 00:19:59,767
Oh, Christ!
- Come on.
497
00:20:06,333 --> 00:20:08,567
- Hey, Tim, Sam.
498
00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:09,900
- Hey.
499
00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:18,533
I just wanted to thank you guys
500
00:20:18,633 --> 00:20:20,067
for helping us out
on our commercial.
501
00:20:20,167 --> 00:20:21,400
- No problem.
502
00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:23,167
Always have time to help
a fellow Detroiter.
503
00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:28,767
- Hey, uh, tonight
we're going "fowling,"
504
00:20:28,867 --> 00:20:30,800
which is like a--
it's like football and bowling,
505
00:20:30,900 --> 00:20:32,400
kind of like--
- That sounds really fun.
506
00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:33,567
My boyfriend would love that.
507
00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:34,567
- Nope, we can't.
508
00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:35,700
We got to work, so...
509
00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:36,900
- You just invited us.
510
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,567
- That's not how I remember it.
511
00:20:39,667 --> 00:20:41,767
You can come
if you'd like, though.
512
00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:45,133
both: Why are we stopping?
513
00:20:48,233 --> 00:20:50,033
*
514
00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:54,333
They're actually from Seattle.
515
00:20:54,433 --> 00:20:55,967
- Hey, Toby.
516
00:20:56,067 --> 00:20:57,767
It's good for the city.
517
00:20:57,867 --> 00:21:03,867
*
518
00:21:05,633 --> 00:21:07,100
So what's your name?
519
00:21:12,067 --> 00:21:12,967
- Fat mirrors,
520
00:21:13,067 --> 00:21:14,400
thin mirrors,
521
00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:15,900
glass mirrors,
522
00:21:16,067 --> 00:21:17,900
itty-bitty cat mirrors,
523
00:21:18,067 --> 00:21:19,500
weird mirrors.
524
00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:21,633
Please come and take a look
at our mirrors
525
00:21:21,733 --> 00:21:24,833
and yourself
in one of our mirrors.
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