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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,033 --> 00:00:17,100 - * Ooh, Devereux 2 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:19,100 - Devereux Wigs. 3 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:23,433 - * Ooh, Devereux 4 00:00:23,533 --> 00:00:25,000 - Devereux Wigs. 5 00:00:25,100 --> 00:00:29,300 - * Ooh, Devereux 6 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:32,000 - Devereux Wigs. 7 00:00:32,100 --> 00:00:34,600 We guarantee our wigs 8 00:00:34,700 --> 00:00:37,333 aren't made from hair off dead bodies. 9 00:00:37,433 --> 00:00:41,300 - * Ooh, Devereux 10 00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:45,067 * From Rhonda Devereux 11 00:00:51,033 --> 00:00:52,433 - I don't like it. 12 00:00:52,533 --> 00:00:54,633 I don't like it at all. 13 00:00:56,767 --> 00:00:58,167 - Well, let's just cut to the chase. 14 00:00:58,267 --> 00:01:00,900 Why bring up the thing about dead body hair? 15 00:01:01,067 --> 00:01:03,200 Our wigs aren't made with dead body hair. 16 00:01:03,300 --> 00:01:05,567 - Yeah, that's the whole point. 17 00:01:05,667 --> 00:01:07,267 - Advertising 101. 18 00:01:07,367 --> 00:01:09,300 Answer the question before they ask it. 19 00:01:10,767 --> 00:01:12,467 - Rhonda, the main reason people 20 00:01:12,567 --> 00:01:14,633 don't buy wigs is because 21 00:01:14,733 --> 00:01:17,067 they're afraid they're made from dead people hair. 22 00:01:17,100 --> 00:01:19,400 - But our wigs aren't made from dead people hair. 23 00:01:19,500 --> 00:01:22,500 - Yeah, I feel like we're saying the same thing here. 24 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:24,833 - Okay, you don't like the mention of dead people hair. 25 00:01:24,933 --> 00:01:27,733 Fine. We'll look at that. 26 00:01:27,833 --> 00:01:29,100 Is there anything else? 27 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:32,600 - Yeah, that song. Is that you two singing? 28 00:01:35,333 --> 00:01:36,633 - Guilty as charged. 29 00:01:36,733 --> 00:01:39,233 - Yeah, it is. It is. - Oh, okay, okay. 30 00:01:39,333 --> 00:01:41,267 When are you gonna bring in the real singers? 31 00:01:43,167 --> 00:01:47,100 - I'm sorry, did you say real singers? 32 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:49,133 - Yeah, real singers. 33 00:01:49,233 --> 00:01:50,567 - Wow. 34 00:01:50,667 --> 00:01:51,667 - I mean-- 35 00:01:51,767 --> 00:01:53,333 - I mean, I'm right here. 36 00:01:53,433 --> 00:01:55,067 I'm listening. I'm going, "What the ?" 37 00:01:55,167 --> 00:01:56,933 - I mean, she's like, 38 00:01:57,067 --> 00:01:59,467 "Real singers," to my face, to your face. 39 00:01:59,567 --> 00:02:01,233 - Dumb to my face, you know what I mean? 40 00:02:01,333 --> 00:02:03,367 - There is to be absolutely no mention of dead people. 41 00:02:03,467 --> 00:02:05,500 I just want a sexy lady on a sexy horse 42 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:08,067 and a nice, sexy song... 43 00:02:08,167 --> 00:02:09,900 - I mean, that's basically what you got. 44 00:02:10,067 --> 00:02:12,233 - Not sung by you two. 45 00:02:19,067 --> 00:02:20,067 - * Next time 46 00:02:20,133 --> 00:02:21,200 * When they ask you 47 00:02:21,300 --> 00:02:23,467 * Where you're from 48 00:02:23,567 --> 00:02:25,267 * You gon' say Detroit city 49 00:02:25,367 --> 00:02:29,400 * When we get back on our feet, yeah * 50 00:02:29,500 --> 00:02:30,933 * Yeah 51 00:02:34,533 --> 00:02:37,300 - Cramblin Advertising. 52 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:39,100 No, he went crazy. 53 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:41,800 - Well, mama said there'd be days like this. 54 00:02:41,900 --> 00:02:43,633 - I mean, I know I put up a good front in there, 55 00:02:43,733 --> 00:02:46,100 but that "real singers" comment honestly bothered me. 56 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:48,200 - I had a feeling. - I mean, I almost cried. 57 00:02:48,300 --> 00:02:49,767 - You should have. 58 00:02:49,867 --> 00:02:51,533 You know, as professional and calm as I seemed in there, 59 00:02:51,633 --> 00:02:52,767 I was actually a little pissed 60 00:02:52,867 --> 00:02:54,367 about that dead people hair thing. 61 00:02:54,467 --> 00:02:56,800 - Real singers. She asked for real singers. 62 00:02:56,900 --> 00:02:58,733 What does that make us, huh, fake singers? 63 00:02:58,833 --> 00:03:01,067 Hey. You can't just say it to somebody and not expect them 64 00:03:01,100 --> 00:03:02,500 to cry in the middle of a business meeting. 65 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:04,800 - You know what we need to do right now? 66 00:03:04,900 --> 00:03:06,833 - Go down to the morgue and check the heads for hair? 67 00:03:06,933 --> 00:03:07,867 - No. 68 00:03:07,967 --> 00:03:09,567 That is a great idea, though. 69 00:03:09,667 --> 00:03:10,733 But first... 70 00:03:12,633 --> 00:03:17,400 - Up next, Tim and Sam, everybody, Tim and Sam. 71 00:03:17,500 --> 00:03:20,100 - * I know you want to leave me * 72 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:23,767 * But I refuse to let you go 73 00:03:23,867 --> 00:03:27,733 * If I have to beg and plead for your sympathy * 74 00:03:27,833 --> 00:03:31,667 * I don't mind 'cause you mean that much to me * 75 00:03:31,767 --> 00:03:35,367 - * Ain't too proud to beg, sweet darling * 76 00:03:35,467 --> 00:03:37,200 * Please don't leave me, girl * 77 00:03:37,300 --> 00:03:38,933 both: * Don't you go 78 00:03:39,067 --> 00:03:42,767 - * Ain't to proud to plead, baby, baby * 79 00:03:42,867 --> 00:03:44,867 - * Please don't leave me, girl * 80 00:03:44,967 --> 00:03:47,100 both: * Don't you go 81 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:49,500 - * Now, I've heard a crying man * 82 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:51,367 * Ain't half a man - * Half a man 83 00:03:51,467 --> 00:03:53,667 - * With no sense of pride 84 00:03:53,767 --> 00:03:54,900 - * No sense of pride 85 00:03:55,067 --> 00:03:57,600 - * If I have to cry to keep you * 86 00:03:57,700 --> 00:04:01,967 * I don't mind weeping if it'll keep you * 87 00:04:02,067 --> 00:04:03,733 both: * By my side! 88 00:04:03,833 --> 00:04:05,400 - * Ain't to proud to beg, sweet darling * 89 00:04:05,500 --> 00:04:08,100 * Please don't leave me-- 90 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:09,633 - Tim and Sam, everybody! 91 00:04:09,733 --> 00:04:11,233 Give it up for Sam! 92 00:04:15,967 --> 00:04:17,833 And Tim. 93 00:04:19,067 --> 00:04:20,333 Great job, Sam. 94 00:04:21,633 --> 00:04:24,133 - Amazing job, Sam. - Thank you. 95 00:04:24,233 --> 00:04:25,633 - Hey, Timmy. 96 00:04:25,733 --> 00:04:28,833 - So, Tim, I was thinking 97 00:04:28,933 --> 00:04:31,233 about what Rhonda said, 98 00:04:31,333 --> 00:04:33,667 and I may have come up with a way 99 00:04:33,767 --> 00:04:35,500 to fix the Devereux Wigs jingle. 100 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:37,867 - Yeah. 101 00:04:37,967 --> 00:04:39,500 So I was thinking, 102 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:43,567 maybe instead of both of us singing the song, 103 00:04:43,667 --> 00:04:44,567 what if I just-- 104 00:04:44,667 --> 00:04:45,900 - Ladies and gentlemen, 105 00:04:46,067 --> 00:04:47,567 I don't want to put him on the spot, 106 00:04:47,667 --> 00:04:49,667 but we have a legendary singer in the house tonight. 107 00:04:49,767 --> 00:04:51,233 Maybe we can get him on the stage. 108 00:04:51,333 --> 00:04:53,833 Come on, everybody, Freddie "Motown" Brown. 109 00:04:55,500 --> 00:04:58,067 Come on, everybody. Please, Freddie, just one song. 110 00:04:58,167 --> 00:04:59,733 - Listen, y'all crazy. 111 00:04:59,833 --> 00:05:01,533 Y'all crazy. Y'all crazy. 112 00:05:04,133 --> 00:05:07,067 I ain't getting paid to do this shit. 113 00:05:07,167 --> 00:05:08,800 Hit it. 114 00:05:08,900 --> 00:05:14,333 * I came home to an empty house, flowers in my hand * 115 00:05:14,433 --> 00:05:21,300 * Found my baby, she left town with another man * 116 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:23,267 * Oh, I cried 117 00:05:23,367 --> 00:05:24,967 * Oh, I cried 118 00:05:25,067 --> 00:05:31,700 * I cried an ocean of tears 119 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:35,133 * Yeah 120 00:05:35,233 --> 00:05:38,167 * I'm a ship lost at sea 121 00:05:38,267 --> 00:05:41,500 * And there's a storm rolling in * 122 00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:44,200 * Need my baby here with me 123 00:05:44,300 --> 00:05:46,800 - What were you saying about Devereux? 124 00:05:46,900 --> 00:05:48,867 - Oh, I was gonna say 125 00:05:48,967 --> 00:05:51,267 maybe Freddie "Motown" Brown should sing the jingle. 126 00:05:51,367 --> 00:05:52,433 - Yeah. 127 00:05:52,533 --> 00:05:54,367 Yeah. 128 00:05:54,467 --> 00:05:56,100 - But that's not what you were gonna say. 129 00:05:56,200 --> 00:05:57,767 - Yeah, it was. - No, 'cause you didn't 130 00:05:57,867 --> 00:05:59,067 even know he was here when you started talking. 131 00:05:59,133 --> 00:06:00,100 - Come on, man. 132 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:04,167 - * Yeah, yeah 133 00:06:04,267 --> 00:06:05,233 Bam. 134 00:06:05,333 --> 00:06:07,067 I like that. 135 00:06:07,133 --> 00:06:08,267 Hi. 136 00:06:08,367 --> 00:06:10,633 Can I get a Crown Royal on the rocks 137 00:06:10,733 --> 00:06:13,600 and let me keep that little velvet bag. 138 00:06:13,700 --> 00:06:15,100 Mm-hmm. 139 00:06:17,100 --> 00:06:18,933 - You know, "Ocean of Tears" 140 00:06:19,067 --> 00:06:20,933 is my favorite song in the whole world. 141 00:06:21,067 --> 00:06:22,300 - Mine too. 142 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:24,900 Ka-ching. 143 00:06:25,067 --> 00:06:27,267 Tim Cramblin, Cramblin Advertising. 144 00:06:27,367 --> 00:06:30,833 - And Sam Duvet, Cramblin-Duvet Advertising. 145 00:06:32,667 --> 00:06:34,400 I'm just kidding. It's just Cramblin Advertising. 146 00:06:34,500 --> 00:06:36,067 - It was my father's company. - Yeah, but he went nuts, 147 00:06:36,100 --> 00:06:37,800 and we took over. 148 00:06:37,900 --> 00:06:39,300 - He's my best friend. I'm married to his sister. 149 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:40,400 - But she's an idiot. - Leave her alone. 150 00:06:40,500 --> 00:06:43,100 I love her. 151 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:46,067 Sir, we represent Rhonda Devereux of Devereux Wigs. 152 00:06:46,167 --> 00:06:48,267 - We were wondering if you'd be interested in singing a jingle 153 00:06:48,367 --> 00:06:51,133 for one of their commercials. - Mm-mm. 154 00:06:51,233 --> 00:06:53,067 A commercial's just not my thing, you know. 155 00:06:53,100 --> 00:06:54,400 I don't do commercials. 156 00:06:54,500 --> 00:06:55,933 - Well, is there anything we could do 157 00:06:56,067 --> 00:06:57,167 to make you change your mind? 158 00:06:57,267 --> 00:06:58,333 - No. 159 00:06:59,700 --> 00:07:01,533 But I'll tell you what you can do. 160 00:07:01,633 --> 00:07:03,167 Give me a ride home. 161 00:07:03,267 --> 00:07:05,467 - Sure, you got it, Freddie. - Absolutely, sir. 162 00:07:05,567 --> 00:07:06,533 Where do you live? 163 00:07:06,633 --> 00:07:08,900 - Lake Orion. - Oh, wow. 164 00:07:09,067 --> 00:07:10,200 - It ain't that far! 165 00:07:10,300 --> 00:07:11,267 - No, no, no, it's our pleasure. 166 00:07:11,367 --> 00:07:12,667 - It's pretty far. 167 00:07:24,133 --> 00:07:26,167 My dad knows Diana Ross. 168 00:07:29,533 --> 00:07:30,900 - Cool. 169 00:07:35,067 --> 00:07:36,067 - Come on in, yes, sir. 170 00:07:36,100 --> 00:07:37,567 Welcome, welcome. 171 00:07:37,667 --> 00:07:41,233 - Oh, nice place, Freddie. - Yeah. 172 00:07:41,333 --> 00:07:44,067 I won this place in a card game from the Four Tops. 173 00:07:44,133 --> 00:07:46,567 That's why there's exactly four rooms. 174 00:07:46,667 --> 00:07:48,733 They were living here together like the Ninja Turtles. 175 00:07:48,833 --> 00:07:50,200 - The Ninja Turtles live in the sewer. 176 00:07:50,300 --> 00:07:52,233 - Yeah, but together. 177 00:07:52,333 --> 00:07:54,633 - Is this a real gold record, Freddie? 178 00:07:54,733 --> 00:07:57,267 - Yes, it is. Got that back in 1968 179 00:07:57,367 --> 00:07:58,867 for "Dancin' on 12th Street." 180 00:07:58,967 --> 00:08:00,433 - Cool. 181 00:08:00,533 --> 00:08:02,067 - Want to see something really cool? 182 00:08:03,867 --> 00:08:07,167 - Whoa. - Whoa. 183 00:08:07,267 --> 00:08:08,800 Yeah, baby. 184 00:08:08,900 --> 00:08:11,967 These are all the suits I wore back in my Motown days. 185 00:08:12,067 --> 00:08:13,267 Got married in that one. 186 00:08:13,367 --> 00:08:15,633 Got divorced in that one, same day. 187 00:08:15,733 --> 00:08:18,933 This one, Motown 25. 188 00:08:19,067 --> 00:08:22,300 This one, Tom Green pranked me in, made me eat goo. 189 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:23,633 - You just don't do that to people. 190 00:08:23,733 --> 00:08:24,767 - Piece of shit. 191 00:08:24,867 --> 00:08:27,867 * 192 00:08:27,967 --> 00:08:31,533 - I know it's rude to ask but-- 193 00:08:31,633 --> 00:08:33,433 - You want to put the suits on. 194 00:08:33,533 --> 00:08:34,667 - Yes, sir, very much so. 195 00:08:34,767 --> 00:08:35,700 * 196 00:08:38,133 --> 00:08:39,667 - I'll do it if Sam's doing it. 197 00:08:42,067 --> 00:08:43,400 - Keep working. 198 00:08:43,500 --> 00:08:45,333 That's it. Right on the money. 199 00:08:45,433 --> 00:08:47,500 * 200 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:49,067 - Look at this. - Check this out. 201 00:08:49,100 --> 00:08:50,100 - You can--that's it. 202 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:59,667 * 203 00:08:59,767 --> 00:09:00,933 - You got it good. 204 00:09:01,067 --> 00:09:02,600 * 205 00:09:02,700 --> 00:09:04,967 - This is me. Is this me? 206 00:09:05,067 --> 00:09:07,967 - Cheers to Lake Orion. 207 00:09:08,067 --> 00:09:09,100 It's not that far. 208 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:10,867 - It was. It really was. 209 00:09:13,533 --> 00:09:14,900 - That's good. 210 00:09:15,067 --> 00:09:16,967 - Ooh, look at all those albums. 211 00:09:17,067 --> 00:09:19,933 - Yeah, that's my whole career on one wall. 212 00:09:20,067 --> 00:09:21,933 This is my first album. 213 00:09:22,067 --> 00:09:24,667 Tiny Freddie Brown. I'm 12 years old. 214 00:09:24,767 --> 00:09:26,800 If you look way back in the corner, 215 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:29,733 that's my daddy standing there with a belt in his hand. 216 00:09:29,833 --> 00:09:33,467 This is a Christmas album called "Jingle These Bells." 217 00:09:33,567 --> 00:09:36,500 All the songs are about Santa doing the nasty. 218 00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:38,467 Yeah. Over there, look over there. 219 00:09:38,567 --> 00:09:42,067 That's my alter ego, Astro Freddie and the Aliens. 220 00:09:42,167 --> 00:09:43,433 Really, really trippy. 221 00:09:43,533 --> 00:09:44,800 Scares me to just walk by. 222 00:09:44,900 --> 00:09:46,167 Look at those eyes. 223 00:09:46,267 --> 00:09:47,667 Ugh. 224 00:09:47,767 --> 00:09:48,967 California Raisins, y'all remember that? 225 00:09:49,067 --> 00:09:50,333 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah, yeah. 226 00:09:50,433 --> 00:09:51,733 - Okay, we did a less racist version 227 00:09:51,833 --> 00:09:53,600 of that called the Milwaukee Peaches. 228 00:09:53,700 --> 00:09:56,233 Needless to say, we didn't sell a lot of those albums. 229 00:09:56,333 --> 00:09:59,267 - You know, Freddie, speaking of sales, you know, 230 00:09:59,367 --> 00:10:02,067 we'd pay you to sing the Devereux Wigs ad. 231 00:10:02,167 --> 00:10:04,767 - It ain't gonna happen, guys, not today. 232 00:10:04,867 --> 00:10:06,333 The last two ad execs came in here 233 00:10:06,433 --> 00:10:08,267 and tried to convince me to do a commercial, 234 00:10:08,367 --> 00:10:11,633 they took my civil rights anthem 235 00:10:11,733 --> 00:10:14,733 and turned it into a commercial for a damn water park. 236 00:10:14,833 --> 00:10:17,067 - * They're hosing us down 237 00:10:17,167 --> 00:10:19,000 * They're hosing us down 238 00:10:19,100 --> 00:10:21,567 - * At the Four Bears Water Park * 239 00:10:21,667 --> 00:10:24,067 I love that commercial. 240 00:10:24,167 --> 00:10:26,600 * 241 00:10:26,700 --> 00:10:28,400 Sorry. I'm sorry. 242 00:10:28,500 --> 00:10:30,667 - Well, you can't blame us for trying, right, Freddie? 243 00:10:30,767 --> 00:10:32,233 - Yeah. 244 00:10:32,333 --> 00:10:34,000 - You know, "Ocean of Tears" is the first album 245 00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:36,500 I ever bought. - And I sold him that album. 246 00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:39,300 I did very well on that deal. 247 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:41,467 Very well. 248 00:10:41,567 --> 00:10:43,700 * 249 00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:46,033 - It really is my favorite song. 250 00:10:46,133 --> 00:10:47,667 There's really a great story 251 00:10:47,767 --> 00:10:50,133 how I came up with the idea of "Ocean of Tears," 252 00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:51,800 and I love telling it. 253 00:10:51,900 --> 00:10:54,167 Not enough people hear it. Y'all want to hear it? 254 00:10:54,267 --> 00:10:56,733 - Absolutely. - Yes, sir. 255 00:10:56,833 --> 00:10:58,033 - Let's do it. 256 00:10:59,100 --> 00:11:03,533 Yeah. 257 00:11:03,633 --> 00:11:05,567 "Ocean of Tears." 258 00:11:05,667 --> 00:11:09,233 You see, boys, it was back in 1965. 259 00:11:09,333 --> 00:11:11,767 I'm on a double billing with Junior Walker 260 00:11:11,867 --> 00:11:13,367 and the All-Stars. 261 00:11:13,467 --> 00:11:16,933 I'm thinking to myself, just out of nowhere, 262 00:11:17,067 --> 00:11:19,133 "What... 263 00:11:19,233 --> 00:11:23,133 "if a man cried so much, 264 00:11:23,233 --> 00:11:24,200 "he cried 265 00:11:24,300 --> 00:11:27,333 and made an ocean of tears?" 266 00:11:30,167 --> 00:11:31,100 - Yeah. 267 00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:32,267 Yeah, that's what we figured. 268 00:11:32,367 --> 00:11:33,967 - You don't get it. 269 00:11:34,067 --> 00:11:38,100 I'm talking about the man cried an ocean made of-- 270 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:39,567 - Tears. - That's it. 271 00:11:39,667 --> 00:11:41,533 You got it, mm-hmm. 272 00:11:41,633 --> 00:11:42,967 - Freddie, I always listen 273 00:11:43,067 --> 00:11:45,433 to that song whenever a girl breaks my heart. 274 00:11:45,533 --> 00:11:47,467 Who's the girl that you wrote that song about? 275 00:11:47,567 --> 00:11:49,633 - You know, then I was imagining an ocean. 276 00:11:49,733 --> 00:11:52,600 You got fish. You got shark. 277 00:11:52,700 --> 00:11:54,467 You got whales. 278 00:11:54,567 --> 00:11:58,067 You got shrimp and scuba men, 279 00:11:58,100 --> 00:12:00,400 but, you know, they're not swimming in ocean water. 280 00:12:00,500 --> 00:12:02,367 No, no! 281 00:12:02,467 --> 00:12:04,100 They're swimming in an ocean of-- 282 00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:06,067 - Tears, we get it. 283 00:12:06,167 --> 00:12:08,667 - Exactly. Tears. 284 00:12:08,767 --> 00:12:11,200 - Mm-hmm. 285 00:12:11,300 --> 00:12:16,100 That's the whole story behind "Ocean of Tears." 286 00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:18,167 - It's not a very good story, Freddie. 287 00:12:18,267 --> 00:12:19,367 - It's not great. 288 00:12:19,467 --> 00:12:22,267 - It's not a good story. 289 00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:25,267 - It's not a good-- It's not a good story? 290 00:12:25,367 --> 00:12:27,500 Well, you, dude. 291 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:29,867 - Sorry. - Freddie, we really are sorry. 292 00:12:29,967 --> 00:12:32,700 - No, I don't want to hear it. Get out! 293 00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:35,267 I told Johnny goddamn Carson the same story. 294 00:12:35,367 --> 00:12:36,600 The man cried. 295 00:12:36,700 --> 00:12:39,100 You two ungrateful son of a bitches 296 00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:40,500 get out of Lake Orion, 297 00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:42,300 and don't you never come back. 298 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:44,233 - That shouldn't be a problem. - Tim. 299 00:12:44,333 --> 00:12:46,900 - Asshole and asshole light. 300 00:12:52,833 --> 00:12:54,400 - I just say we go back to Rhonda 301 00:12:54,500 --> 00:12:56,167 and demand we sing the jingle. 302 00:12:56,267 --> 00:12:58,167 We always sing our own jingles. 303 00:13:00,067 --> 00:13:05,167 - Tim, there may be a way to make Rhonda happy 304 00:13:05,267 --> 00:13:07,400 without having to rerecord the jingle. 305 00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:13,300 - I don't like it, 306 00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:15,833 and you do a lot of things very well. 307 00:13:15,933 --> 00:13:17,567 - Thank you. 308 00:13:17,667 --> 00:13:21,667 - But maybe instead of both of us 309 00:13:21,767 --> 00:13:23,200 singing the jingle, we-- 310 00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:25,667 - Oh, my God. 311 00:13:25,767 --> 00:13:28,167 I changed my mind. 312 00:13:28,267 --> 00:13:30,367 I'm gonna do your commercial. 313 00:13:30,467 --> 00:13:32,700 - That's great, Freddie. But why? 314 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:34,367 - You know why, 'cause you are the first people 315 00:13:34,467 --> 00:13:35,700 to ever tell me 316 00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:37,700 my "Ocean of Tears" story sucked. 317 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:40,067 I thought about it, and it does suck. 318 00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:42,267 - Yeah. - It really does. 319 00:13:42,367 --> 00:13:44,100 - Yeah, it does. - I think we were expecting 320 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:46,367 a story about, like, a really bad breakup you had. 321 00:13:46,467 --> 00:13:48,267 - Which is a much better story. 322 00:13:48,367 --> 00:13:50,067 See, you guys are good. 323 00:13:50,167 --> 00:13:52,067 But I want y'all to do me a favor. 324 00:13:52,133 --> 00:13:54,100 - Yeah, sure. - Get your candy asses 325 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:55,533 in the house and take those damn suits off. 326 00:13:55,633 --> 00:13:56,900 - Yeah, you got it. - Absolutely. 327 00:13:57,067 --> 00:13:57,767 - You got it, bud. - Get the hell in there. 328 00:13:57,867 --> 00:13:59,200 - Yeah, yeah. 329 00:13:59,300 --> 00:14:04,100 I want to get my stuff anyway, my wallet. 330 00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:06,267 - Okay, ready when you are. 331 00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:08,100 - Yeah, but kind of do it like, uh... 332 00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:11,967 * Ooh, Devereux 333 00:14:13,367 --> 00:14:15,233 - That's nice, Sam, really nice. 334 00:14:15,333 --> 00:14:16,300 - Thank you. 335 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:20,600 - * Ooh, Devereux 336 00:14:20,700 --> 00:14:22,067 - That's great. 337 00:14:22,100 --> 00:14:23,333 Maybe put a little something extra on it, 338 00:14:23,433 --> 00:14:25,133 you know, like, like... 339 00:14:25,233 --> 00:14:29,100 * Ooh, Devereux 340 00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:30,633 - Oh, you want me to put some stank on it, huh? 341 00:14:30,733 --> 00:14:32,567 - A little bit of stank on it. 342 00:14:32,667 --> 00:14:36,967 - * Ooh, Devereux 343 00:14:37,067 --> 00:14:38,500 Mm, yeah. 344 00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:41,467 - Yeah, also maybe try one like, 345 00:14:41,567 --> 00:14:45,767 * Ooh, Devereux 346 00:14:45,867 --> 00:14:48,400 - We got it. 347 00:14:48,500 --> 00:14:49,767 - Freddie, can we buy you lunch? 348 00:14:49,867 --> 00:14:52,133 - No, but you can give me a ride home. 349 00:14:52,233 --> 00:14:53,333 - God damn it. 350 00:14:53,433 --> 00:14:55,967 I saw a car in his driveway. 351 00:14:56,067 --> 00:14:57,433 - You know what, Sam, you guys go ahead. 352 00:14:57,533 --> 00:14:59,333 I'll catch up, okay? - Yeah, all right. 353 00:15:07,433 --> 00:15:10,067 - * Ooh, Devere-- Nope. 354 00:15:10,167 --> 00:15:11,633 No. 355 00:15:15,533 --> 00:15:18,400 * Ooh, Devereux 356 00:15:21,567 --> 00:15:22,567 There we go. 357 00:15:22,667 --> 00:15:25,900 * Ooh, Devereux 358 00:15:26,067 --> 00:15:28,067 * Ooh, Devereux 359 00:15:28,133 --> 00:15:30,800 For sure if that guy sings it. 360 00:15:30,900 --> 00:15:33,533 * Ooh, Deve-- 361 00:15:34,633 --> 00:15:35,767 * Oh, Dev-- 362 00:15:35,867 --> 00:15:37,933 * Ooh, De-- 363 00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:43,533 * Ooh, Dev-- 364 00:15:43,633 --> 00:15:47,433 Damn it, I can't sing! 365 00:15:48,867 --> 00:15:49,933 - So we took out all the stuff 366 00:15:50,067 --> 00:15:51,133 about the dead body hair. 367 00:15:51,233 --> 00:15:52,367 - Coward. - Tim. 368 00:15:52,467 --> 00:15:55,533 And we replaced our voices with-- 369 00:15:55,633 --> 00:15:57,633 well, let's just see if you can recognize for yourself. 370 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:02,833 - * Ooh, Devereux 371 00:16:02,933 --> 00:16:04,300 - Devereux Wigs. 372 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:06,800 - Oh, my God. Is that who I think it is? 373 00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:08,933 - It sure is. 374 00:16:09,067 --> 00:16:11,067 - That's actually Freddie "Motown" Brown. 375 00:16:11,133 --> 00:16:13,867 - I love him. Now, that's a real singer. 376 00:16:13,967 --> 00:16:16,233 - Oh, Jesus. - Enough! 377 00:16:16,333 --> 00:16:19,367 The problem wasn't with our singing. 378 00:16:19,467 --> 00:16:22,433 The problem was with my singing, 379 00:16:22,533 --> 00:16:27,067 so either Sam sings the ad by himself, or nobody does. 380 00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:29,100 - Tim, it's all right. 381 00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:30,700 I'm no Freddie "Motown" Brown. 382 00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:32,700 - No, Sam, you're right. 383 00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:37,533 You're not. You are twice the singer he is. 384 00:16:37,633 --> 00:16:39,367 - Jesus, Tim. 385 00:16:39,467 --> 00:16:41,400 Look, we have other copies of that, so don't worry. 386 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,733 - No, we don't. I erased them all. 387 00:16:43,833 --> 00:16:45,500 Oh, really? 388 00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:47,500 You erased all the copies. 389 00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:50,167 - Yeah, I erased them, so now Sam has to sing the song. 390 00:16:51,967 --> 00:16:54,100 How'd I erase them? I went in the computer. 391 00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:55,867 I hacked into it, and I erased them all, 392 00:16:55,967 --> 00:16:57,833 just like Dr. Robot does. 393 00:16:57,933 --> 00:16:59,167 - You mean Mr. Robot. 394 00:16:59,267 --> 00:17:01,267 - Shut up, Lea! 395 00:17:03,100 --> 00:17:04,433 - Lea, read the card, please. 396 00:17:08,733 --> 00:17:11,567 - "We want to apologize for Tim's behavior. 397 00:17:11,667 --> 00:17:14,633 "We assure you, this has never happened before, 398 00:17:14,733 --> 00:17:16,367 and it will never happen again." 399 00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:23,167 - Why didn't you ever tell me I can't sing? 400 00:17:23,267 --> 00:17:24,867 - Because you love singing. 401 00:17:24,967 --> 00:17:26,533 - Yeah, but why would you sing with me 402 00:17:26,633 --> 00:17:29,200 if you knew you were better on your own? 403 00:17:29,300 --> 00:17:32,067 - Tim, we're a team. 404 00:17:32,167 --> 00:17:34,067 I mean, we do everything together. 405 00:17:35,467 --> 00:17:37,867 - Cramblin Advertising. 406 00:17:37,967 --> 00:17:39,867 Hello, Mother. 407 00:17:42,967 --> 00:17:45,500 * 408 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:47,567 - You know what, you're right. 409 00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:49,333 We are a team. 410 00:17:53,067 --> 00:17:54,867 Tim? 411 00:17:54,967 --> 00:17:56,100 Tim! 412 00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:59,833 Where is he going? 413 00:18:00,067 --> 00:18:02,400 - Down the elevator. 414 00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:08,400 * 415 00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:10,400 - I need you to make me a sign. 416 00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:11,733 - I won't make a sign with the words 417 00:18:11,833 --> 00:18:13,767 "dick," "pussy," or "shit." 418 00:18:13,867 --> 00:18:16,667 Please print legibly. 419 00:18:16,767 --> 00:18:18,100 - Wait a minute. 420 00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:20,100 What if my name was Dick Pussy? 421 00:18:21,633 --> 00:18:23,867 - For the sake of this argument, yes, it is. 422 00:18:23,967 --> 00:18:26,833 - Okay, well, I'll make whatever sign you like, Mr. Pussy. 423 00:18:26,933 --> 00:18:28,633 - Oh, please, call me Dick. 424 00:18:30,300 --> 00:18:34,200 I'ma need two signs now... 425 00:18:34,300 --> 00:18:38,067 please. 426 00:18:38,167 --> 00:18:40,200 - Company meeting! Company meeting. 427 00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:42,800 - Everyone or just creative? 428 00:18:42,900 --> 00:18:45,067 - Everybody. 429 00:18:45,133 --> 00:18:48,133 - Yeah, all three of you. Come on. 430 00:18:48,233 --> 00:18:49,900 - Well, we can hear you from here. Just say it. 431 00:18:50,067 --> 00:18:52,067 - Yeah, why should we have to move? 432 00:18:52,133 --> 00:18:55,100 - Would you just come here, please? 433 00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:56,700 Gee. 434 00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:59,867 Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to inform you 435 00:19:00,067 --> 00:19:02,300 that Cramblin Advertising is now closed. 436 00:19:04,067 --> 00:19:06,067 - You've destroyed everything your father built. 437 00:19:06,133 --> 00:19:08,533 - You're an idiot. - No, none of that. Shut up. 438 00:19:08,633 --> 00:19:10,467 Cramblin Advertising is now closed, 439 00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:14,600 but I'd like to invite you to the grand opening 440 00:19:14,700 --> 00:19:16,367 of Cramblin-Duvet Advertising. 441 00:19:16,467 --> 00:19:18,133 - You changed the name. Got it. 442 00:19:18,233 --> 00:19:20,367 Can I go? - Yes. 443 00:19:20,467 --> 00:19:24,367 - Am I gonna have to say all of that when I answer the phone? 444 00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:25,667 - Yes, you do, Sheila. 445 00:19:28,367 --> 00:19:30,267 - Buddy, you didn't have to do that. 446 00:19:30,367 --> 00:19:32,667 - Yeah, Sam, I did. 447 00:19:32,767 --> 00:19:34,300 Because we're a team, 448 00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:36,533 and we do everything together. 449 00:19:36,633 --> 00:19:39,067 Also, I got you this. 450 00:19:43,133 --> 00:19:47,167 - Police say there were many, many survivors. 451 00:19:47,267 --> 00:19:48,933 In business news, local store 452 00:19:49,067 --> 00:19:51,233 Devereux Wigs was shut down after it was 453 00:19:51,333 --> 00:19:54,533 discovered they were using dead people hair in their wigs. 454 00:19:54,633 --> 00:19:56,100 - I knew it! 455 00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:58,533 - We go live to consumer watchdog Tanya Stark, 456 00:19:58,633 --> 00:20:00,000 who went down to the morgue today 457 00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:01,533 to check the heads 458 00:20:01,633 --> 00:20:03,500 and found many to be missing their hair. 459 00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:04,900 both: Should've checked the heads. 460 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,000 - Tanya. - Blonds, brunettes, 461 00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:09,200 redheads, all missing their hair 462 00:20:09,300 --> 00:20:10,767 thanks to a grisly connection 463 00:20:10,867 --> 00:20:13,700 with the glamorous world of Detroit wigs. 464 00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:16,700 - Tanya, I have to ask you. Are you wearing a wig? 465 00:20:19,433 --> 00:20:22,667 - Ms. Devereux, does Devereux Wigs use dead people's hair? 466 00:20:22,767 --> 00:20:24,267 - No, this is the first 467 00:20:24,367 --> 00:20:26,200 I've heard anything about dead people hair. 468 00:20:26,300 --> 00:20:27,267 - Liar! 469 00:20:28,700 --> 00:20:30,233 Ms. Devereux! Ms. Devereux! 470 00:20:30,333 --> 00:20:32,100 - Oh, she ditches the cooler. - Check the cooler. 471 00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:34,000 - Oh, you know, I think Tanya is wearing a wig. 472 00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:35,567 Oh, she's about to whup her ass. 473 00:20:35,667 --> 00:20:37,767 - Dead people hair. So great. 474 00:20:37,867 --> 00:20:39,567 Very, very funny. 475 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,933 - My dad knows Diana Ross. 476 00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:56,433 - Cool. 33042

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