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- So then the guy
comes in the store
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soaking wet,
looks straight to camera
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and goes,
"Um, I'd like to buy a kayak."
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- Moosehead Sports: you'll be
up a creek with a paddle.
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Really, really funny.
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Do not change a freaking word,
you hear me?
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- So Sebastian, when do you
want to shoot this puppy?
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We can be ready
by "Mondee."
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- Oh, no, no,
no can do, fellas.
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I am walking out that door
and I'm headed to Dubai
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for a week
of sand surfing.
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- Yeah.
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- Exactly.
What about it?
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See, gentlemen,
I have seven stores
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that are doing what?
Gangbusters.
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Now, I could worry over
every little detail
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and die behind a desk
from a bullet to the temple
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like my daddy did,
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but I prefer to delegate
like my mommy did.
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Little piece of advice
for you, fellas.
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Don't let making a living
interfere with making a life.
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*
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- Fellas.
I got to go.
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- Well, Sebastian,
enjoy Dubai.
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- Oh, it's going to be
impossible not to.
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Now it looks like you guys
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could stand
a little vacation yourselves.
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I mean, look how tired
Tim looks.
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- Oh, uh, that's just
the shape of my face, sir.
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- No, I mean those huge
black circles under your eyes.
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You look tired.
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- It's just how I look, sir,
how my skull is.
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- Yeah, but your eyes,
they look so sad.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- Like you've lived
100 lives.
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- Okay.
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- I mean, take Sam here,
for example.
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He doesn't look tired at all.
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- So one week then, or--
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- Sebastian's so cool.
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He's probably
our coolest client.
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- I think he's the coolest guy
I've ever met.
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Leather.
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- Mm-hmm. Came in here
and completely owned our couch.
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- I know.
Guy smells like a steak.
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A real good steak.
- Hey, guys.
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both: 'Sup, Lea?
- How you gonna--
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What's happening right now?
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- You know how I always
have to stuff
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all of our gear into my car
for every shoot?
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- Yeah, it's so funny.
- Yeah.
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- Well, I found a cheap
production van we can buy.
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- At the police auction
for impounded vehicles.
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- Yes.
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- Tim and Sam!
I got a bunch
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of new commercial ideas
for you guys, man.
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- Sorry, Ned.
Can't talk right now.
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Hey, they gon' 100%
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suck your
with these new ones, man,
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I'm telling you.
Listen to this.
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Ready for this?
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Hefty garbage bags:
now for white people.
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- Great stuff, Ned.
Tell you what.
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You make an appointment
sometime,
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we'll hear
all your pitches.
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- Hey, thank you, man.
I'ma hold you to that, man.
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I appreciate it!
Mm!
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*
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- Slams okay.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Yeah.
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Seats are comfy.
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- It's nice.
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- You guys done
jerking each other off?
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- Yeah, Lea, if we were
jerking each other off,
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there'd be jizz everywhere.
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- I'll put in our bid.
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- This is great.
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We can get twice as much
work done with this van.
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- Absolutely.
We can work twice as hard.
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- Work ourselves
into the ground
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until we blow our brains out
like Sebastian's dad.
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- Or go insane like my dad.
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- Mm-hmm.
Well,
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let's go get this work van
for work.
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- Let's do it.
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- * Hey, TD!
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- * Yeah, yeah!
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- * I need some loving, baby
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* Some loving, some loving,
some loving *
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- * Huh! Oh, yeah!
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- * Huh! Oh, yeah!
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- * Oh, this loving, baby
- * You need loving
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* Yeah, yeah
- * Oh, loving, loving
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- * You need some loving
loving *
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- * So good, baby
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- * I got to tell you, baby
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- * What you got to do, yeah
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- * Just listen to the song
yeah *
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- Assholes.
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- * Next time
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* When they ask you
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* Where you're from
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* You gon' say Detroit city
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* When we get you
back on our feet *
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* Yeah
* Yeah
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- I got to get back
on that road, man.
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- Oh.
- Whoa, man,
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I'm gonna go nuts in here.
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- Oh, tell me about it.
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- I don't know.
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The guy at the store said
it's makeup for plays
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that have
a dumpy uncle character.
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- Hey, pecker, eyes off the hog!
Pecker's taking a selfie.
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- I'll tell you this, man.
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I don't get back
out on that hog,
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I'm about four or five seconds
from wilin'.
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- I'm about two,
three seconds from wilin'.
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- I'm like,
one second from wilin'.
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- Gentlemen.
Ned is here.
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- He said you told him
to set up an appointment.
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- Sheila!
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- You weren't actually
supposed to set that up.
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- Oh, I guess I had
a dumb blonde moment.
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- I hope y'all ready
for this shit, man.
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This shit is coming out
of the idea oven hot and fresh.
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- Let's see what you got.
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- All right.
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Chris Brown is walking
to the store.
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- Did he just say
Chris Brown?
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- Chris Brown is getting
his baby some diapers, right?
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Chris Brown's having a bad day
'cause he just found out
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that his woman
is cheating on him,
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and the baby he been buying
all these diapers
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and groceries and shit for
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is not even his baby,
and he's got to piss.
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- Chris Brown.
The baby's dead.
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- Oh, for sure. Yeah, yeah.
- Of course.
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- So then he can't even
hold it anymore.
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He's like, "Oh, I got to go
to a restaurant.
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I got to pee immediately,"
right?
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Bam.
He goes to the restaurant,
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but the restaurant
has a restroom
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that says,
"For whites only."
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He's like, "What?
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For whites only?"
Then he thinks about it,
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like, "Wait a minute,
I got all these diapers."
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So next thing you know,
we cut. Bam.
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We see the back
of Chris Brown's legs, right?
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Then a big-ass dick
falls out of his drawers.
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It's like, oh,
he might have a disease.
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Way too big for sex
or anything,
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and he's pissing in the diaper,
and it's like--
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He looks back at the camera
and says,
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"Diapers: they can hold
a man's piss."
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- I mean,
it's great stuff, Ned.
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Just one problem.
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I mean, we don't have
the "diapers" account.
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- Even if we did I'm pretty sure
we can't show any of that stuff.
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- Yeah.
- Okay, I got more.
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- I'm not married to anything.
- Right.
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- Next one. A guy's running
from the cops, right?
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He's running fast.
"Get down!
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We got a runner!"
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Right?
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He has on Reeboks.
So fast!
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The police have on Nikes.
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Hell, no, they're not
gon' catch him.
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He about to run
to the finish line.
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Ha! Victory!
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Got away from the police!
Bam!
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They shoot him.
He dead.
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Chyron: Reeboks. He dead.
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Okay, a guy's sticking his dick
all in a big-ass tub of butter.
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- Oh, Lord. Uh-huh.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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- He just, boop,
dropping holes in the butter.
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Boop, dropping holes
in the butter.
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Boop, dropping holes
in the butter--
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Dick holes.
Next thing you know,
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the cops come, shoot him.
He dead.
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Chyron: Butter. He dead.
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- Okay.
- There's a guy
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walking around town dancing
with his hand in his pocket.
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- Okay, and then
what happens?
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- He just dances.
That's it.
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- Okay. Well, Ned,
this is all great stuff
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and we'd love to hear it,
but we got actually
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a really important meeting
we got to get to.
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- Gentlemen,
Dale Diebenkorn is here
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and he's stinking up
the place.
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"No Sale" Dale.
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- That guy is
a fricking pud.
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- Can't believe we're gonna be
in here stuck with that idiot
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instead of out there
on our crotch rocket.
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- We've been pitching
to this choad
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for a year and a half,
and he's never bought anything.
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- Tim,
Cramblin
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both: Gangbusters.
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- Maybe it's time we decided
whether we want to be
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in here making a living
or out there making a life.
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I get you.
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- Dale, I'd like
to introduce you
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to our brand new
hot shot copywriter Ned.
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You're in really good hands.
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Ned's going to walk you
through some of our ideas
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that we're
really excited about.
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- Put 'er there, Dale.
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Man, you got a nice-ass neck,
you know that?
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You can tell a lot about a man
by his neck, man,
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and you got a strong one.
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- Uh, thanks.
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- Sweet!
We'll get out of your hair.
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- It's almost like
a Benjamin Franklin neck.
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You kind of got
a Benjamin Franklin whole head.
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*
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- * They told you in school
about freedom *
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* But when you try to be free
they never let ya *
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* They said "it's easy
nothing to it" *
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* And now the army's
out to get ya *
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* '69 America
in terminal stasis *
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* The air's so thick it's like
drowning in molasses *
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* I'm sick and tired
of paying these dues *
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* And I'm finally getting hip
to the American ruse *
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*
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- Whoo!
- Whoo!
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- I am gonna miss
the hog today,
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but we got to get back
to the real world.
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- Back to the grind.
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both: Morning, Sheila.
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- Good morning, gentlemen.
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- To stuff all this equipment
into my car
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because you two idiots
didn't buy a van.
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- Hey guys,
nice jackets.
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- Thank you.
- I've always worn this.
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- All right.
Appreciate everything.
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- Oh, hey, guys.
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You were right about Ned.
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He's amazing.
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This commercial's
going to be great.
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- Sure is.
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- Oh, Dale's commercial.
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- Oh, no,
Ned's commercial.
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Let's go shoot this bitch.
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- Let's do it.
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- Well, good luck.
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- I guess we got to get
to this commercial shoot?
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- Yeah. I mean, I guess
it'd be totally irresponsible
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to leave
an entire shoot to Ned
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and just go riding
around on a hog all day.
249
00:10:28,167 --> 00:10:30,300
- Oh, for sure.
250
00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:35,367
If I gave even the smallest shit
about Dale's pud ass,
251
00:10:35,467 --> 00:10:37,233
I'd put a stop to this
right now.
252
00:10:37,333 --> 00:10:40,800
- And plus my crotch is
throbbin' for a rocket.
253
00:10:40,900 --> 00:10:43,867
- Oh. My crotch is
achin' for one!
254
00:10:43,967 --> 00:10:47,800
- Let's do this, baby.
- Let's do it.
255
00:10:47,900 --> 00:10:49,467
Night, Sheila.
- Night, Sheila.
256
00:10:49,567 --> 00:10:51,500
- Good night, gentlemen.
257
00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:54,500
[MC5's "The American Ruse"
playing]
258
00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:56,700
*
259
00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:58,300
- * They told you in school
about freedom *
260
00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:00,900
- Other way, Tommy.
261
00:11:11,067 --> 00:11:14,467
*
262
00:11:14,567 --> 00:11:18,267
- Stay safe, guys.
- See ya, guys. Good times.
263
00:11:18,367 --> 00:11:20,533
- Earlier today,
the ghost of a pedophile
264
00:11:20,633 --> 00:11:23,400
was spotted haunting
the old Boblo Amusement Park.
265
00:11:23,500 --> 00:11:25,067
Here's the interesting thing:
266
00:11:25,167 --> 00:11:29,200
the ghost was--
get this--a woman.
267
00:11:29,300 --> 00:11:30,867
More after these messages.
268
00:11:32,633 --> 00:11:34,100
- Oh, look,
it's Ned's commercial.
269
00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:36,067
- Right now
at Detroit Optical Glasses,
270
00:11:36,133 --> 00:11:38,700
we have Hunky Specs,
but be warned:
271
00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:41,567
Hunky Specs will make you
feel like grooving.
272
00:11:41,667 --> 00:11:44,200
- * Oh, Hunky Specs
273
00:11:44,300 --> 00:11:46,267
* Gonna get you grooving
- * Grooving
274
00:11:46,367 --> 00:11:49,200
- * D-O-G
- * Grooving
275
00:11:49,300 --> 00:11:51,133
- * Gonna get you grooving
- * Ooh
276
00:11:51,233 --> 00:11:52,800
- * Uh-huh
277
00:11:52,900 --> 00:11:54,700
- Freeze!
- Sorry, officers.
278
00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:57,467
Can't freeze.
I got to dance.
279
00:11:57,567 --> 00:11:59,200
- He's resisting.
280
00:11:59,300 --> 00:12:01,867
- Stop resisting!
281
00:12:01,967 --> 00:12:04,267
- Hunky Specs will make you
feel like grooving.
282
00:12:04,367 --> 00:12:05,933
Only at D-O-G.
283
00:12:06,067 --> 00:12:09,067
- But I'm white!
284
00:12:09,100 --> 00:12:11,100
- Presented
by Cramblin Advertising.
285
00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:14,600
- Oh, man.
That was bad.
286
00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:17,200
I can't believe Ned put
a title card at the end of it.
287
00:12:17,300 --> 00:12:19,600
Now everybody's going to think
we made that turd.
288
00:12:19,700 --> 00:12:21,600
- Dale's probably so pissed.
289
00:12:21,700 --> 00:12:23,667
Should we call him and ask him
if he wants us to pull the spot?
290
00:12:23,767 --> 00:12:25,433
- Yeah, maybe.
- I don't usually comment
291
00:12:25,533 --> 00:12:26,633
on the commercials,
292
00:12:26,733 --> 00:12:28,800
but that was a lot of fun.
293
00:12:28,900 --> 00:12:30,633
Let's see it again.
Can we?
294
00:12:30,733 --> 00:12:32,333
- * Groovin'
- * Uh-huh
295
00:12:34,067 --> 00:12:35,667
- Right now
at Detroit Optical Glasses...
296
00:12:35,767 --> 00:12:38,633
- What...the--
- Whoo-hoo.
297
00:12:38,733 --> 00:12:41,067
- Hunky Specs that make you
feel like grooving.
298
00:12:41,167 --> 00:12:43,100
- I got to get me
some of those Horny Specs.
299
00:12:45,133 --> 00:12:46,733
- * Gonna get you groovin'
- * D-O-G
300
00:12:50,833 --> 00:12:52,100
- * Groovin' *
- I don't get it.
301
00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:54,167
- Are they laughing
with it or at it?
302
00:12:54,267 --> 00:12:57,167
- They're just laughing, Sam.
303
00:12:57,267 --> 00:12:59,067
They're feeling Joy.
304
00:12:59,167 --> 00:13:00,333
- I don't get it.
305
00:13:00,433 --> 00:13:01,800
- It's nothing!
306
00:13:01,900 --> 00:13:03,433
- Stop dancing!
307
00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:05,400
- You're wasting your time!
308
00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:07,267
Don't look at me, asshole!
309
00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:11,667
Sebastian,
how was Dubai?
310
00:13:11,767 --> 00:13:13,667
- Oh, incredible.
311
00:13:13,767 --> 00:13:15,233
You know,
I went to the Burj Khalifa
312
00:13:15,333 --> 00:13:17,667
and I did that thing
that Tom Cruise did
313
00:13:17,767 --> 00:13:19,233
in "Mission: Impossible."
314
00:13:19,333 --> 00:13:21,433
- Oh. You climbed up the windows
with suction cups?
315
00:13:21,533 --> 00:13:24,767
- I got to wear the mask
of another man's face.
316
00:13:24,867 --> 00:13:26,300
- Holy shit.
317
00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:29,567
- That's cool.
So Sebastian,
318
00:13:29,667 --> 00:13:31,300
we're going to be shooting
your commercial tomorrow.
319
00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:33,500
Uh, any questions
or concerns?
320
00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:37,233
- Actually, yes.
Uh, let's scrap it.
321
00:13:38,700 --> 00:13:41,400
- Yeah. I want the dance.
322
00:13:42,567 --> 00:13:44,433
- Yes, you know.
The Hunky Specs.
323
00:13:44,533 --> 00:13:46,433
Yeah, yeah. I want--
I want that.
324
00:13:46,533 --> 00:13:50,600
- Okay, uh, what if we just
added a dance component
325
00:13:50,700 --> 00:13:53,233
to the commercial that we
already pitched you?
326
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,800
- Yeah, like, uh,
what if,
327
00:13:55,900 --> 00:13:58,067
like, maybe the dad
in the tent
328
00:13:58,167 --> 00:14:00,700
kind of, like,
wiggles his booty?
329
00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:02,200
- Oh, yeah, yeah,
he makes his booty clap.
330
00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:04,067
- Oh, that's good.
331
00:14:04,133 --> 00:14:05,800
- Actually, that's great.
You know, that could work.
332
00:14:05,900 --> 00:14:07,167
- It definitely could.
- Guys, guys, guys.
333
00:14:07,267 --> 00:14:09,200
Don't leave me
half-hard here.
334
00:14:09,300 --> 00:14:11,333
Why are we talking
about the old ad?
335
00:14:11,433 --> 00:14:14,667
I want
the full-on dance treatment.
336
00:14:14,767 --> 00:14:17,300
That's what I want.
337
00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:19,067
- All right. Okay.
338
00:14:19,167 --> 00:14:21,067
Um...
So, okay.
339
00:14:21,100 --> 00:14:22,733
All right, so maybe
you're, um,
340
00:14:22,833 --> 00:14:24,533
maybe you're walking
through your store,
341
00:14:24,633 --> 00:14:26,067
you look to camera,
you're just like--
342
00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:53,833
- I don't know, sir.
343
00:14:53,933 --> 00:14:55,100
- It's not sexy.
344
00:14:58,100 --> 00:15:01,100
- Uh, well, actually, what if
the dance is more like, uh--
345
00:15:03,233 --> 00:15:05,433
Okay.
346
00:15:05,533 --> 00:15:08,900
Feel it.
Feel it.
347
00:15:09,067 --> 00:15:11,400
You feel it.
348
00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:14,133
You just kind of feel it.
349
00:15:14,233 --> 00:15:16,300
You're gonna--ooh.
350
00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:17,467
Oh, there's something
in my tummy.
351
00:15:17,567 --> 00:15:19,433
It's more groovin'.
352
00:15:19,533 --> 00:15:20,467
It's groovin'.
353
00:15:20,567 --> 00:15:22,067
Now it's a baby.
354
00:15:22,167 --> 00:15:24,100
There it is.
355
00:15:25,900 --> 00:15:29,967
- Fellas, is this
some sort of joke?
356
00:15:30,067 --> 00:15:33,100
Because I consider myself
a really chill dude,
357
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:34,767
but you are pissing me off.
358
00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:36,100
Now, what happened
to the guys who
359
00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:38,600
came up with the Hunky Specs
commercial, huh?
360
00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:42,767
- Look, you have
every right to be angry.
361
00:15:44,067 --> 00:15:47,067
Please allow us
a moment to discuss.
362
00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:52,933
- No.
363
00:16:00,100 --> 00:16:01,200
- I don't know.
364
00:16:01,300 --> 00:16:03,067
I honestly thought
my dancing was sexy.
365
00:16:03,100 --> 00:16:04,500
- Gentlemen.
366
00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:06,833
Jean and Louise Strhol
367
00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:10,733
from Strhol's Ice Cream
are here to see you.
368
00:16:13,733 --> 00:16:16,800
We have been trying to get
a meeting with them for months.
369
00:16:16,900 --> 00:16:19,533
- This is huge.
Where are they?
370
00:16:19,633 --> 00:16:21,800
- I put them
in the conference room.
371
00:16:27,533 --> 00:16:30,433
- Son of a bitch.
372
00:16:30,533 --> 00:16:31,433
- Crap.
373
00:16:35,967 --> 00:16:38,467
- Hello, Mother.
374
00:16:38,567 --> 00:16:39,800
- Sheila, can you tell Ned
375
00:16:39,900 --> 00:16:41,633
he has two clients
waiting for him?
376
00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:45,067
- Doesn't matter.
377
00:16:47,067 --> 00:16:50,433
- Good-bye, Mother.
378
00:16:50,533 --> 00:16:52,067
Bitch.
379
00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:06,200
*
380
00:17:12,300 --> 00:17:13,900
*
381
00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:17,533
- * He left me wondering
382
00:17:17,633 --> 00:17:21,533
* Down the road I went
383
00:17:21,633 --> 00:17:25,600
* Oh, Father
what's she from? *
384
00:17:25,700 --> 00:17:27,600
* Heaven sent
385
00:17:27,700 --> 00:17:31,900
*
386
00:17:32,067 --> 00:17:35,700
* Doesn't matter now
does it? *
387
00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:39,667
* When I'm on my own
388
00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:41,900
* Gonna keep on walking
389
00:17:42,067 --> 00:17:47,067
* Till I'm skin and bone
390
00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:50,067
- If you could start over and
do any job in the entire world,
391
00:17:50,133 --> 00:17:52,267
what would you do?
392
00:17:52,367 --> 00:17:54,200
- Probably make commercials
at Cramblin-Duvet.
393
00:17:54,300 --> 00:17:55,900
- Me too.
394
00:17:56,067 --> 00:17:59,100
- What would you do
if you had $10 million?
395
00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:00,767
- I'd expand Cramblin-Duvet,
396
00:18:00,867 --> 00:18:03,367
get a bigger building
with on-site daycare.
397
00:18:04,900 --> 00:18:06,067
Can I be honest with you, Sam?
398
00:18:06,167 --> 00:18:07,767
- Yeah, bud.
399
00:18:07,867 --> 00:18:10,833
- I am scared every second
on that thing.
400
00:18:10,933 --> 00:18:13,300
- Tim, I hate it.
If you stop, you fall.
401
00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:14,767
- Yeah, and if you fall,
you die.
402
00:18:14,867 --> 00:18:16,333
- Yeah, and then you die,
it just goes black.
403
00:18:16,433 --> 00:18:17,933
You don't even hear anything.
404
00:18:18,067 --> 00:18:19,633
- Why would they make
something that does that?
405
00:18:19,733 --> 00:18:21,133
- I mean, I don't even like
being outside.
406
00:18:21,233 --> 00:18:22,667
- No, me neither.
Let's get out of here.
407
00:18:22,767 --> 00:18:24,500
I just saw one of those
big, fat, fuzzy bees.
408
00:18:26,433 --> 00:18:30,133
- * You black night
with that *
409
00:18:30,233 --> 00:18:32,900
- Nice bike.
410
00:18:33,067 --> 00:18:34,567
- It's yours.
411
00:18:34,667 --> 00:18:35,567
- * Now why won't you
leave me? *
412
00:18:36,767 --> 00:18:38,600
- Don't need one.
Oh.
413
00:18:42,867 --> 00:18:46,267
*
414
00:18:50,900 --> 00:18:52,167
- Hey, guys.
415
00:18:52,267 --> 00:18:55,133
- Ned.
What are you doing down here?
416
00:18:55,233 --> 00:18:57,900
- Guys, thanks for letting me
work for the company.
417
00:18:58,067 --> 00:19:00,400
I really appreciate it,
great experience.
418
00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:04,533
But I found I like my ideas
better as ideas.
419
00:19:04,633 --> 00:19:06,067
You know, 'cause once the money
gets involved,
420
00:19:06,133 --> 00:19:08,067
is it even art anymore?
421
00:19:08,100 --> 00:19:10,567
Plus, the ice cream ladies
really, really didn't like
422
00:19:10,667 --> 00:19:11,900
the commercial
I made for them.
423
00:19:12,067 --> 00:19:13,567
- Oh, no.
424
00:19:13,667 --> 00:19:15,567
- I had a guy put his dick
in the ice cream.
425
00:19:15,667 --> 00:19:17,367
- Yeah, you can't do that.
426
00:19:17,467 --> 00:19:18,967
- Yeah. It turns out
they don't like that.
427
00:19:19,067 --> 00:19:20,067
- But they're wrong.
428
00:19:20,133 --> 00:19:21,633
- No, I know.
- Yeah.
429
00:19:21,733 --> 00:19:23,200
- I know.
- Good luck, Ned.
430
00:19:23,300 --> 00:19:25,067
- You guys hang in there, man.
It's tough up there.
431
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:32,167
- You know, fellas,
I'm sorry.
432
00:19:32,267 --> 00:19:33,633
After talking to Ned,
433
00:19:33,733 --> 00:19:37,067
I think I want to go
back to the first idea.
434
00:19:37,167 --> 00:19:39,267
- Yeah, I think
that is a great call.
435
00:19:40,367 --> 00:19:41,567
- Yes. Yes.
- Yes.
436
00:19:41,667 --> 00:19:43,167
- Unless of course
Ned can get Chris Brown.
437
00:19:44,233 --> 00:19:46,567
- He cannot.
438
00:19:51,267 --> 00:19:53,967
It's Lea.
439
00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:55,467
- And Tommy Pencils.
440
00:19:55,567 --> 00:19:57,400
They got a van.
441
00:19:58,500 --> 00:19:59,833
You got the van?
- Yep,
442
00:20:00,067 --> 00:20:01,467
and it was even cheaper.
The guy who bought it
443
00:20:01,567 --> 00:20:03,400
at the police auction
was murdered in it.
444
00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:05,233
- Oh, score.
- Oh, and Tommy has
445
00:20:05,333 --> 00:20:06,433
a surprise for you.
446
00:20:06,533 --> 00:20:08,067
He worked really hard on it.
447
00:20:08,167 --> 00:20:09,933
Be nice.
448
00:20:10,033 --> 00:20:13,933
*
449
00:20:14,033 --> 00:20:16,267
- Ta-da!
450
00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:21,400
- Yes it is, fellas.
Do you like it?
451
00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:23,400
- Yeah.
Good job, Tommy.
452
00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:25,000
- Great job, Tommy.
453
00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:28,400
- Yeah, great job, Tommy.
454
00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:31,100
- I like how you captured
my pink lips.
455
00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:34,833
- Yeah, I like how you captured
my little corn cob mouth.
456
00:20:34,933 --> 00:20:38,067
And my raccoon mask,
and my gray, gray skin.
457
00:20:38,167 --> 00:20:39,667
Yellow ears.
- Yellow nose, too.
458
00:20:39,767 --> 00:20:41,000
- And my double chin.
459
00:20:41,100 --> 00:20:42,567
Make sure you got
the double chin perfectly.
460
00:20:42,667 --> 00:20:44,800
Yeah, no, I see it, man.
I see it.
461
00:20:44,900 --> 00:20:48,133
Pube hair, pube eyebrows.
462
00:20:48,233 --> 00:20:49,767
My whole goblin face.
463
00:20:49,867 --> 00:20:51,833
- And I got your blue eyes!
464
00:20:51,933 --> 00:20:54,467
Yeah, you did.
465
00:20:54,567 --> 00:20:55,767
Thanks, Tommy.
466
00:20:55,867 --> 00:20:57,467
- You're welcome, Tim.
467
00:20:57,567 --> 00:21:00,400
*
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