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There you go.

Hey, oh, thank you so much. Yeah, of course.

So thirsty.

Right. So, I need some advice.

Okay, sure.

I've been thinking about starting porn.

What do you think?

First of all, why are you bringing that up to me?

Well, I mean, I figured that you would be able to give me some really good

insight and advice. Like, I feel like it would be a really good idea. Don't you

think? Look, I've only been married to your mom for, like, six months. This is,

like, a big decision.

Well, I guess, but, I mean, I'm young, I'm hot, and I feel like it could sell

really good.

Listen, hon, I mean, there's a lot of shady stuff that happens in that

and you've got to really worry about, like, who you're working with. I guess,

yeah. And, like, protection.

But I thought you'd be happy for me and support me and, you know.

Listen, I'll support you in whatever you decide to do. But, I mean, I'm not your

real dad.

So, like, I got to kind of, like, what would your mother say?

I mean, I don't know. I haven't really thought it through all the way yet. But

just feel like it'd be really fun.

And if not now, when, you know?

All right, listen.

Why don't you just take some time and really.

think about this and do your research and like, you got to know what you're

getting into before you jump in. You know, like it's, it's a lot more than a

of people think. Yeah. You think so? Yeah. Yeah. So just, just think about

All right. Well, thank you, Scott.

I guess, you know, I'll think about it, but thank you for your advice and see

you later. All right.

Scott.

Look, don't you think this looks good? Put this all in the corner.

You're kidding me, right? I mean, look at the arch and everything.

I don't even know what to do with you. Look, we can't talk about this.

What do you mean? I mean, hey, I think I would make a pretty good video.

I can't even with you. I just can't.

Boo.

God, come here.

Can you help me with something?

Yeah, Pixie, hang on a sec.

I'll be right there.

All right. Be quick.

What do you need?

Look.

What are you doing?

What? I think it would make a really good video. Like, we could make one with

toy. But you're, like, naked. Like, I'm not the person. But, like, think about

it. It would sell really well. I mean, I think it's really hot.

Don't you love it?

This is crazy.

You don't want to, like, help me with the video or something?

I can't help you with this stuff. Oh, come on.

Scott!

Scott!

Scott, come! I'm stuck in the washer!

You're what? Hold on a second.

What?

I'm stuck in the washer.

You're kidding me, right? I mean...

I'm doing what you said. I'm thinking about it. And isn't this one of the

good pornos?

You've taken this way too far. There's a line that you keep crossing.

What do you mean you're watching pornos?

Well, you know, practice makes perfect. So this is one of the classics.

Does it make you look so good?

I mean, I see these everywhere. I know they do well, but... Oh, this is too

much. Come on.

It's really too much for me. It looks good!

Hey! So, what do you think of my outfit, Scott?

Um... It's cute, huh?

And this is for... Well, I thought that maybe we could do a little bit of

roleplay. You could be, like, my tutor.

And we could study something like anatomy.

Oh, wait, no. Even better. What about sex ed?

What is this all about? Are you back to that porn thing again?

Yeah. So, here's what I was thinking.

We could do a really cute video, do some roleplay, and, you know, you probably

have, like, a really big dick, right?

No, no, this is not okay.

We're not doing a video.

Why not?

Because you... I mean, come on. I know you want to.

Weren't you supposed to think this through?

I am thinking it through.

This is, you know, practice makes perfect, and what better way to try it

This is just not a good idea.

I mean, why not? I mean, you would be perfect for it, right? And I can tell

a pretty good size.

It's pretty big.

This is so inappropriate.

Here's what we're going to do.

We're just going to take these off.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

What are you doing?

Oh, I really can't believe this is happening right now.

Is it good? What do you think?

It doesn't suck.

Well, I mean, it does, but... Wow.

You have been doing your research.

You are pretty good at this.

You think so?

Uh -huh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

you should do that second cock, don't you? Mm -hmm.

Yeah? Mm -hmm.

Oh.

Oh, that's a good girl.

Just keep doing it?

Yeah.

Oh

my

God, it's so good.

So good? Yeah.

It's so deep.

Do you like it? Yeah.

It's so good, baby.

Good. So, what do you think? I think if you're going to do this, you're going to

need a good agent.

Yeah? I know just the guy.

Do you?

Yeah, let me take over everything for you.

You're going to help me out?

We'll make sure you're a big star.

I'm so excited.

And you have a built -in practice partner.

I love it.