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Well, are we going to go out and find a girl after this, or do you want to...

Well, we're going to find one after we get one.

Well, let's just make sure we get the place cleaned first. Let's get it

first, then we'll go out and find a girl. All right.

Hello, is this University Cleaners? Yes.

I ordered a girl a while ago, and I was just checking.

Oh, hold on, hold on.

Come in.

Somebody might be here.

I just got the doors locked. You said she's supposed to be here now? She was

wondering if she couldn't find the place? Oh, I see. I got you. No clear

yet.

This is her. This is her.

Thank you.

And look, she's not 300 pounds.

Wow. Come on in.

I don't know about the camera. The camera, if we do a documentary, we

have told the university, but we did. But carry on. For legal reasons. How old

are you?

19. Oh, good.

You can be in our documentary. Okay.

There's an outlet behind the speaker.

Should be okay if you want to plug in there. This is Dick and Rod.

Dick in the blue, Rod in the blue.

Rod and Dick, Dick and Rod.

They're interchangeable.

Remember what we were saying about what the agency gets?

How much money do you get? I'm sorry? How much money do you get? Can you turn

that off?

Sorry, what?

I'm sorry.

Wow. How much money do you get? paid for doing this?

I make about $8 .50 an hour. $8 .50?

Yeah,

well, you know, companies gotta make their money.

Yeah, this is what you do to make a living, right? Yeah.

Now, you know, we're shooting this documentary and we do sometimes help

teenage girls out.

With their scholarships?

With their scholarships and stuff, yeah. If they help us with our documentary.

Hold on one second.

Let's concur on this. We believe that she very well may.

We could be philanthropic with her in a way.

I think we could be philanthropic.

I think she needs a philanthropist. You know, my partner and I were just

talking, and we make this documentary.

And one of the things about this documentary is to show the closeness

the generations.

It's a lot closer than people think.

And, you know, I have a soft spot in my heart for, you know, young adults

like you who are having to make your way through tough circumstances.

I want to help you out a little bit. We want to help you out a little bit. So

why don't you come over here? I'm going to take the place of this yellow guy.

Yes. We got a little surprise for you.

Okay.

So how... We're paying by the hour, so... Yes. She can take a break.

She can take a break. She's been here for an hour. Here's an extra 30 bucks

them. They won't complain.

So that means after leaving here today, you'd have only made $25 .50.

Right about there, yeah.

And you can't do Jack with $25 .00.

Not really.

But, hang on a second, let's see what I've got in my pocket.

I happen to have a large water money. I do too, coincidentally. I have a big

water. And I'll tell you what, just for doing this interview with her.

Because I'm feeling generous.

I will give you this nice crib.

$50 note.

Now, this interview, of course, before you agree to it, is very personal.

Okay. Do you have, like, you mind answering personal questions?

Well, I guess not. It's just questions.

Yeah, but these are a little more than just questions. For instance, we talk

about your first sexual experience.

You have had a sexual experience, right?

Okay. So your first one, I mean, was it with a guy your own age, someone older?

Well, he was about the same age as me. Same age as you, okay.

Well, you know, just to show you how this works.

Right there, you just got the money.

$50, right there. You've already started answering some questions. I'm going to

put another $20 in.

You've been here two minutes.

Better than vacuuming.

Making a lot more money.

You could buy a vacuum and do your own service.

That sexual experience, you said it was a combination, blowjob?

Well, I don't know. It's a little uncomfortable.

Oh, yeah, but we're going to ask you some questions. You're a university

student, right? Yeah. Okay. You might have learned enough or learned enough.

to understand that this applies towards its application that's going to reach a

lot of people.

Hence the purpose of this documentary.

It's actually going to go to film festivals. Yes.

Okay. It's incredible.

It's incredible, the exposure this will get. And, you know, your career could go

away from being, I guess you want to be an English teacher, I'm thinking, you

know, studying English.

So, you know, instead of teaching, maybe you could go into acting or modelling.

Instead, which pays a lot better, I would say.

Yeah, I guess.

Well, you may not want to. I'm just saying it's a suggestion.

Or it's maybe a little sideline at weekends, you know.

It's a little bit personal, though.

Yeah, but you know what? You're young.

You'll get over it.

I mean, you know, you do like sex, right?

Well... When it's done right, I guess.

Oh, when it's done right. You guess. You have no point of reference then.

You haven't had a lot of sex.

No.

Oh, that's why she's uncomfortable.

Have you ever had sex with two guys?

No. None of that.

Have you ever thought about that? Oh, it's creepy.

Just one more question. Have you ever thought about sex with an older guy?

Like, what, 25?

No, right?

50 plus.

That's kind of like doing your grandpa.

I don't know about that.

You know, young dicks and old dicks, they look pretty much the same.

Pretty much. But they do different things, though. They last longer when

older.

I mean, I bet that first time was really quick, wasn't it?

Pathetically so.

Uh -huh.

And have they got faster since?

I'll bet you he probably didn't do any reciprocation with you either, did you?

bet you blew him, and I bet he did not go down there and lick that kitty at

did he?

No, he was pretty in and out. Yeah, I think he was like a three -stroker, I'm

thinking. Yeah, this is why. So we need to find these things out. Maybe there's

some things you could do sexually.

that would help people last longer. Right.

This may give inspiration to other people. You know, so, you know, when

watch this video, they'll go, ah, that's what I should do. That will make my

boyfriend last longer. Yeah.

I thought this was a documentary. It is. If you're naked, then get used to

seeing you naked.

Don't let them touch you. Yeah.

Then, you know, that way, you'll understand.

Now doesn't this seem to make perfect sense?

Yeah, and that way he'll get relaxed around you and he'll be able to laugh

longer. You know it makes sense, right?

I guess.

Well, see, that's where we come in as a service. We're able to, you know, put

that up to him.

Well, I'd probably get something out of it then.

Oh, I see.

I'll tell you what, look, I mean, just for the sake of argument, if I was to

give you like 40 bucks,

Would you take your top off and show the camera what your boyfriend's missing?

That goes a little out of the documentary.

I don't know.

It's a distinct part of the documentary. It's definitely part of what we're

discussing. Today's topic is how to make a guy last longer.

I don't know.

I don't really want people seeing that.

What you're telling me is that's not enough.

That's what you're telling me, right? Maybe if I gave her another 20.

Maybe a total of six.

And it's just the top.

Just the top.

No touching?

No, no, no, no, no. We won't touch you.

Okay. Stand up for the camera, see if it's free for the camera.

And this is how they get teenagers to get their boyfriends to really

That includes anything underneath there as well, if there is.

Supposing there might be. I don't think there is. I don't think there is either.

She looks like a very healthy young lady. Yeah.

I could see how those boyfriends would have a problem as soon as they came out.

Because I'm getting a little twitch myself here.

You know, turn around. Just turn around. We just want to make you feel

comfortable.

Oh, you don't look like you're comfortable, though.

Yeah, I think that wouldn't turn your boyfriend off. No, that wouldn't turn

on at all.

He's got to get used to you. I think another $40.

I think he'd want to see what you look like without the little shorts on.

I don't know. I'm kind of creeped out. I'll add another $10.

I really need that new book. Fuck.

Here, just for that, I'm going to give you another five.

Another five. See that?

That's a cup of coffee. There you go. Look at that. On the floor.

Thank you. In the dirt.

Oh, yes, we can see now.

I mean, it would take a little bit to get used to it.

Let's have a look and see whether it will be the same sort of thing.

Wake me up.

Yeah, he's falling asleep.

That took quick.

Low grade.

I haven't had my prune juice today.

She's still got shoes on.

Oh, that's tragic.

Here, I can't have that. Here's another couple. Just take my shoes off.

Oh, God, I can't get down there.

Oh, God.

No, hang on a second. Look, she's still got panties on.

Well, that's tragic.

I've got $20. Me too, $20.

Remember,

we said whatever's underneath the top, and that kind of really applies here

but we're being philanthropic.

Here's another five.

That should buy some pencils too.

How does that happen?

Just relax.

See? And we haven't touched you at all. No.

Don't you feel better?

No. The secret is with the boyfriend is if you don't get over it, he won't get

over it.

Okay? And you wouldn't be tense and you know that with your boyfriend you're

going to go to the next phase because he's excited now and you're getting

excited and you know what the next phase is.

It's dick sucking.

It's like a dick.

Okay. Whatever, you know, but a dick has to be sucked.

Now, are you any good at this?

I guess. I don't know. This could help you out a lot.

If you were to suck out, and you did it badly, we would tell you how to make

it. We would stop you right away.

Stop you right away. Incorrect.

Then when you go, it didn't work right.

he would be very much more happy. Very.

And we have one half a dollar each for this.

Now that could buy an awful lot of books.

Oh, Roger. You'd be buying new clothes and shoes and getting your hair down and

makeup.

Oh. Well, you don't need to be too... Just think.

We'll do whatever we can to promote your career from this point on. And just

think, you've probably got down there a few hundred bucks, a hundred here and a

hundred there just for a blowjob, and we have lots more money.

You kind of get the drift of how we could really be philanthropic.

We're trying to help you reach a school.

And we're trying to teach you how to have better sex with your boyfriend.

Exactly, it's a public service thing. It's a win -win situation.

For everyone.

100 bucks a piece.

I don't know, I think... I'll up the ante to 120.

I'll match that.

That's $240.

I mean, how long did it take to blow a couple of old guys like us?

And you'll learn a lot.

Well, I don't know.

And you won't feel so uncomfortable.

But you're really fast.

Relatively, yes. Well, I mean, I don't know good boyfriends fast. We'll try to

get you so as you learn how to do it. I'm sure we'll be. It'll be more fun.

I mean, it'll be more fun for you. You'll learn to enjoy it. Yeah.

You won't be looking at the clock or the stopwatch in this case.

That'll be good?

Dad,

I really need money. Okay.

Well, there you go. You know,

and you might actually have fun.

Yes, you never know. So why don't you get down there on your knees and count

much you've made so far. Sit over here, face the camera, so he can see how much

you've made.

I know we're really quick, but we're just trying to count.

How much did you get?

About 450.

450? And you've only been out, what, 10 minutes?

Yeah, fancy that.

I'm sure we can add to it.

Suck one and play with the other. I know you haven't been with two.

So

did

your boyfriend come when you were sucking his name?

Mm -hmm. It is.

I wonder why.

Come back here, come back here. Oh yeah,

you can go back there.

Don't worry, he's dying.

Don't choke on it.

I was only joking, your boyfriend's dick was smaller, wasn't it?

I hope.

Yeah.

Not really used to that.

He's dreaming of nose, actually.

No, no, I'm not.

Oh,

yeah, that's it.

Oh, my God.

And he doesn't do this very often?

Mm -mm. Oh, my God, your boyfriend is such an idiot.

Tell me about it.

I suppose he's come by now and she does this on Ben.

Oh.

Are you on your knees a lot when you're cleaning?

You know what?

I'm going to give you a break.

You don't need to be on your knees.

You can keep on sitting.

Just sit down.

There you go. Like this.

Excellent, there we go

Can you say, I'm a teen for cash?

Can you say, I'm a teen for cash?

Why would I be that?

Just say that.

I'm a teen for cash.

Now say it with a dick in your mouth.

Now say it. Now say it. Oh, okay, cool.

Yeah. Hey, hey.

She didn't get it out. Oh, my. That's too far. Oh, but it's good enough,

It's very good.

I expect this much. I think we need to cut to the chase. I'm going to keep

stopping every 30 seconds. I'm going to give you the rest of what I tell you.

And I'll give you the rest of my money, which is a lot.

Yeah, mine's a lot too. That's like about 500 bucks there.

That's a lot of money.

You can quit this. That's another 300 dollars from me.

Think of what you can do. But we don't stop anymore.

We just do whatever we want now.

And then you have a good time, and then you'll be great for your boyfriend

later. Yep.

Or by the end of a couple of days.

Okay, all right. Okay.

Let's play with you all.

Yeah, let's get comfortable.

Okay. There we go. Oh, yeah.

I think you're probably going to like this, because I'm saying it'll take a

less, a lot longer than your boyfriend.

Oh.

Oh.

Did that feel good?

Yeah.

So you've already lasted a lot longer than your boyfriend has, right?

Yeah.

How have you got here?

I guess you want.

You better get him out of here.

He'll be sulking all for now.

He's sulking.

See all that cleaning made her legs strong.

You want my neck?

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, that's good right there.

Yeah.

was fucking you and coming after two minutes.

I suppose he never came all over your face, did he?

He'd like your little face, wouldn't he?

You're alright, you're nice. You've never tried that, have you? You've got

enough cleaning supplies there to get it off after it's all been good.

And some icing.

Pipes are clean, huh?

Feel better?

Are you a teen for cash?

I am a teen for cash.

Why don't you look at me and say that right again?

I'm a teen for cash. Alright, now get dressed and clean the rest of my fucking

apartment! See ya!