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Oh, that's so wonderful, Ms. Nova.

Have a seat, please.

Yeah,

just have a seat right here.

Since we were able to do all your intake questions, everything looks good.

Your blood work... Looks fine. Everything looks wonderful.

Awesome. So I think the next step would be obviously doing your vitals, checking

everything out. Once the doctor comes in, he'll be able to take care of that.

And we'll pretty much get more into in -depth of the whole process here.

Awesome. Sounds good. Thank you so much. Of course.

No problem.

Come in, doctor.

Hello. Hi, how are you? Good. I am back around.

Welcome to the sperm clinic.

Thank you. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. How are you doing today? I'm

good.

My wife and I, we were wanting an insemination and stuff so we could

have a child soon.

Oh, that's wonderful.

Yeah. You know, you've come to the right place. We've helped many couples.

Awesome. Sounds good. She has an amazing story. She was telling me about it.

Yeah. I had all her vitals. I checked her.

All her blood work, check that out. Everything looks wonderful and healthy.

I told her we just have to do the usual, check her vitals. Yeah. Just go through

that first, and then we can give her some more details of the whole process.

Sure. Excellent. Tell me to take this jacket off.

Yeah, take that jacket off. Maybe we can start off with that. And then once you

need her to change into a little robe, let me know. Okay, doctor?

Sure, sure.

I'm going to give this a little listen.

That's nice.

I'm going to have you breathe in deep.

Deeper.

Nice deep breath and hold it.

Nice. Okay.

That all sounds pretty good.

Awesome. Sounds good.

Excuse me, can you please remove your clothing and you can put on a robe.

Absolutely. Cool.

Yeah, you can remove your clothing and put them. While you guys are here?

Oh, of course, yes. We just want to make sure everything is great, there's no

issues with anything.

Don't mind us. Yeah, you can let me know.

More than willing to help.

Always, that's my job. I love being very helpful.

You too are certainly helpful.

Wow, such a beautiful day today, isn't it, doctor?

I know, isn't it?

You're certainly looking upset, isn't it? I'm so excited

to help another wonderful patient in our family.

I know, right?

Smiles we put on people's faces every day.

You know what? It's very rewarding.

Oh, you want to pass up here?

Wonderful.

So we were going to continue the breast exam a little bit because we need to

make sure that if you are a candidate for this process, we want to be able to

make sure that you are able to breastfeed.

Yeah, no, that's extremely important.

That makes a lot of sense, actually. So the doctor's going to grab one breast.

I'll grab the other right here.

And we're just going to...

We need to make sure that, you know, there's enough room for milk.

Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. To fill the rut. To make sure there's no lumps.

Exactly. We got to make sure that the ducks also are not clogged.

We want to get a great, great milk flow. Oh, yes.

He needs to make sure everything is good latched. Do you think it's a good

latch? The baby should be able to latch on perfectly.

It's a little small, but I think it'll do. But I'm thinking they look perfect

where when the milk comes in, it's going to push the nipple out, and it'll be

easier for the baby to latch.

Yeah, for sure. I'm definitely thinking that. I hope I go up like a couple times

or two.

Yeah, you know what? They look perfect. They're perfectly symmetrical, all

right? We'll get full.

It'll be wonderful.

All right. Now we're going to take a close look. We'll have a...

There you go. Yeah.

Might be a little cold. Yeah, sorry about that. I apologize.

So just get as comfortable as you can.

If you need anything, let me know.

Thank you.

Okay, don't mind. You can feel a little bit of pressure, a little bit.

Okay. Oh, are you okay in there, doctor?

Yes, yes. You're good. Okay, okay. Wonderful, wonderful.

Yeah, I'm just going to feel a little part of him there.

He loves his job.

Yeah, I would too.

I'm getting really close to personal, yeah.

Yes. Well, you know, I used to say to myself, I've always felt like a lesbian

trapped in a man's body. Oh, yeah.

Oh, doctor.

Oh, my goodness.

Is that normal?

We actually have to take this off.

I don't know why I didn't have her remove it. I'm sorry about that, doctor.

You get very into your job, I know. I knew she was cold.

I'm going to go back to my exam.

Don't mind me.

Feel around. I feel a little bit of pressure again.

There we go.

He needs to make sure that everything is working properly, you know.

Yeah, very, very, very close and proper.

All the way hands on here. You know, that's not just the ad. I've definitely

noticed, for sure. Yeah, for sure. We definitely take pride in our work.

Well, at least I know everything's going good and working okay. Yeah, and

everything seems to be working really good.

He's going to take a closer look. He needs to do our taste test, the smell

We want to make sure that when that baby is popping out, that everything is

working wonderfully, everything can stretch wonderfully.

We want to make sure you are a candidate because we want the best for you and

your soon -to -be baby. Of course.

Yes. Yeah.

Whoa. Whoa.

He loves his job. He is so good at his job. He's seriously pretty much award

-winning doctor we have.

Oh, I think it's a little sensitive for her, doctor. Oh, yes, yes. Look at that.

She did it. All her... Whoa. Look at that.

So I think if she were to get pregnant, it's wonderful.

I think we should go on to the next procedure.

What do you think?

Okay.

So from this point, I think we're going to pry the insemination and see if it

takes or not.

I think all the signs are there. I think you could...

be a very good candidate. Um, but unfortunately we won't know until a few

Okay. Is it, do I like, you know, like pick the candidate and then like take

the, I heard like turkey baster saying like, do you take it home? And like my

wife, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's not how it works here. We are hands on.

Our doctor is amazing.

Yes. I've done, I've done over 15 ,000. It's amazing. Wow.

So we can start right now if you like.

Um, sure. Yeah. Let's do another bedroom. All right.

Perfect. Wonderful.

I'm so excited.

We're ready to start a happy family here.

Oh, like, legit, legit.

Yes. Yes, he is the... Oh, the old -fashioned way. Yes.

I can't even remember the last time I did that. Well, yeah, I mean, I guess

being... I would have got the lube, too.

Oh, you have to be preparing situations like this. Oh, for sure. You have to be.

That's very true.

Did you want to... Doctor, did you want her to start off on her knees for you to

warm it up, or what would you like?

You know what? There's...

I think we'll just move right ahead. Okay, sounds good.

Perfect.

Let's try this.

Yeah, you can get your feet on there or whatever you'd like.

Yeah, okay.

That makes you more comfortable?

Just make sure everything fits.

Okay. Yeah, just relax.

Don't worry.

We're all professionals here.

All right.

Looks nice.

Looks nice.

It does look nice, right? Yeah, I like it.

Oh, yeah, look at that.

Let's see.

That's a nice version. That is nice. Right there, yes.

Very nice.

Well, that's good to know.

You are doing great. You honestly are a great candidate. It's amazing.

There you are. Wow.

You can get nice and comfortable.

You can just squeeze onto my arm, whatever you need to do.

I'm here for support always.

I feel like there's nice depth in there, doctor.

Yes, that's very nice.

Wonderful. It's very important.

There's no problems at all.

Wonderful. I love hearing that.

Oh, wow.

This is the most different doctor's office I've ever been to.

Well, you are asking for amazing results for, you know, to start a family. So

we're going to try every possible way and go above and beyond.

Yes, we will. Cheap, too.

Yeah, well, you know, if you're satisfied with the results, please,

are the best compliment you can give us. It really is.

We love referrals around here. Do you have any friends in the community that

need a little insemination? Maybe. I've got a lot of lesbian

friends. That's good.

We're here.

Any questions, they can always call me and talk to the doctor.

It would be wonderful.

Good response, too. She's enjoying it.

You're having a good time. You seem relaxed.

It's very... All these things, all these little things are very important.

Yeah, you wouldn't even think she was a lesbian. Right? I would have never

thought that. Oh, it does feel really good, I will say.

You know, I like to stay professional.

I'm sorry, doctor.

Wow.

Very professional.

Oh, no, the toe stocking is very...

A very important part of this whole process.

Yes, that's right. It may not seem like it, but it does something to the doctor

that just makes that sperm.

Oh, it goes crazy.

See, I'm telling you.

It also helps get your vaginal fluids nice and wet.

Does it? Yes, it does, right?

He's a doctor. He knows.

Oh, wow.

It's okay to let go and enjoy.

It's wonderful, yes.

Oh, that is good.

I like that.

That's so nice to hear.

Let me make sure the doctor is very happy and satisfied.

Get the little happy sperm going crazy.

You know what you can do?

You can rub my balls, too. That way it keeps the sperm at 98 .6 degrees, which

is very important.

I'm trying to impregnate you.

It has to be the right temperature.

Oh, my God.

Rats. A lot of people don't realize how important that is. That's the point of

testicles in general. That's why they sometimes dangle when it's hot out, and

they'll tighten right up in the cold weather.

That's very true. It brings it close to your body for your body heat. That's

very important.

It's very important.

We need them to open up, yes.

Very nice. See from here? Oh, yes. That looks so good.

It looks very nice, doctor.

Good idea.

Wonderful.

Opening up her

hips, making sure everything's nice and wide.

Wonderful. It looks nice.

It looks very good.

It looks very good.

I like how she's going in, so she's getting the depth, too. We want to make

it's all... Because we're going to want that insemination to be nice and deep,

you know?

Yes.

Body heat is rising.

Very nice, yes.

Right there.

Good,

so good.

Nice,

nice.

Everything's lined up nicely.

So good.

So good.

So nice.

I'm going to hold your coat over here, Justin.

Right here. I want you to just worry about the process.

So nice.

Responding well.

It's going to be so...

So, wow, congratulations.

Oh, yay.

Let's tilt you over a little. We want to make sure it stays in there.

Oh, wow.

Yes. Can we take another look, nurse?

Yes. Oh, okay.

Do you want to do a flashlight, nurse?

Yeah. Okay, thank you. Let me grab it over here.

Yes, yes, yes.

That looks good.

Oh, a little.

Right there?

Is that looking good?

Make sure it's in there. Make sure it's in there.

Perfect.

Wonderful.

Okay.

All right. Well, I think you're good.

Wow. Yay.

Stay like this just for a moment or two more, okay?

Okay. And we're going to get straightened up around here. And if you

questions at all, feel free.

Okay, awesome.

I'm so excited.

You're doing great.

Good luck. Thank you for coming in. Thank you so much.