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I'm in a car park, obviously, and you may be wondering what I'm doing here.

Well, I'm here to... Come on on, Jim.

I'm here to meet one of my fans, who's a member of my website, actually.

I think we're a bit late.

There's an unusual story about how he became a member of my website, but I'll

let him explain.

Willie?

Hi!

Okay, say hi to Jim on camera there. Hello, Jim. Hello, Willie.

Okay. So you're, I was just telling the camera, you're a member of my website,

aren't you? Yes, it's the beginning.

But you do, you have a normal day job, don't you? You don't just look at my

website all the time? No, no, I'm closer to Scotland.

So you travel all the way up and down from Scotland, down to the South Coast.

All over the place. All over the place. And now, this brings me to how you've

actually become a member of my website.

So you, because you stop at a lot of service stations, don't you?

Yeah, it's a bit of a story for that.

Yeah. See, what happened was, I stopped in the services, like you do, and I

nipped in the toilets, and I looked round and noticed that there was a

DVDs laying on the ground. I picked them up, they were a bit dodgy, and I

thought, hmm, I'd better take these home and have a look. You know, one was

called Dumping Dwarf.

I've seen that.

No, I haven't. No, I haven't. Carry on.

And the other one was called Lara's World of Stockings.

So I thought, hmm.

Anyway, as I say, I took them home and had a look, and the quality was really

bad. But I thought something just didn't do it for me. It's not my sort of thing

at all, you know.

But I loved Lara's world of stockings, you know. I loved the stockings, the

uniforms, but the quality was so bad that I thought, this isn't enough.

So I sort of looked around and, you know, looked for the website, found your

website, and joined.

Yes.

Loads of videos of me in stockings, yeah? Yeah, it's brilliant.

But you told me in the email you like me, well, you like other things. What do

you like? Well, I like uniforms most.

Yeah? Do you have any ones in particular?

I like schoolgirl.

Now, you know I've got schoolgirl. You've seen that on the website, haven't

Yep, yep. And I also like the nurse.

I've got nurse.

I've got a nurse.

Nurse's uniform in white and I've got a blue nurse's uniform.

I've never seen that. I like the police with them.

I haven't got that.

No, I know you haven't. I've looked on your site. I can't find it anywhere.

Well, this might be a plea then. Out to the other people, the other folks

watching at home.

If you know where I can get a real, because you know that I do real

aren't you? I might adjust them slightly, but they're always real.

They're never from the cheap, dodgy sex shop kind of stuff.

So if anyone knows where I can get a real policeman woman's uniform from, let

know. So you'd like to come back today and see me get changed into a uniform

then, one of those two?

I'd like to, dressed up. Yeah, and in stockings.

Yeah. So you'd like to see me dressed up?

Yeah. Are you sure that we'd like to do any more?

Oh,

I don't think I'd be up for that. Don't think I'd be up for it.

Why's that? My wife finds out. She'll probably cut me in half with a chainsaw.

I'm sure she wouldn't. But, you know, we can go back and I will show them one of

the outfits in which, you know, I wear a little stocking, so I'll have a side of

a hot stocking that I wear too, yeah? Shall we do that? Yeah, that'd be great.

Go back to the apartment then. See you soon.

Bye. Thanks.

Bye.

So, Willie, Lara's getting changed into one of those outfits you like.

But he's been really excited about this Lara uniform thing.

And I was going to ask you, well, you know, are you married, firstly?

I am married, yeah, and I do like uniforms.

But has it occurred to you to ask your wife to actually dress up?

I've asked her once. Yeah, well, it wasn't actually a uniform. I asked her

putting some stockings on, you know.

I thought, well, I'd be nice to put some stockings on, but...

Trouble is, it didn't go down very well. No? Being an evangelical Christian, it

was a bit tricky.

So what happened?

Well, I woke up and I was down to bed.

I thought, oh, this is good, you know, tied up.

In for a good night here, a bit of bondage maybe, you know. Well, you were

to the bed. Tied to the bed, yes. She tied you up while you were sleeping.

Yes, yes.

Yeah. Perhaps she's got the idea now, you know.

No, not at all. Next thing, out comes the holy water.

And here it is. She was holding it all around.

Devil be gone. Devil be gone. And I thought, what's this all about? Well,

in the exorcist. Well, it was an incantation of the exorcist, yes. I

must have seen it and thought, oh, yeah, this is the thing. Cast out the devil,

you know.

And I thought, well, this is not on. I thought, I don't know what would have

happened if I'd asked to wear high heels.

I don't think you'd be with us now, actually. It sounds like it. No, no.

So when I found the DVDs in the toilet, I thought, this is this is it you know

and i saw the not the dumping gulfs one but the lara's lara's one i thought you

know this is it well look you're talking to the devil is this exactly what you

were on about oh yes i've got a feeling he's going to appreciate this talking

about some holy water being thrown over you yeah your wife so he's not into

wearing these then these lovely not exactly no you like them let me just

the camera

You like the themed stockings, don't you? Yes, I do. It's your favourite.

Yeah, I know.

Well, he's had a bit of a hard time from his wife, I think, in the stockings

department. Have you? You won't get a hard time from me. No. No.

He's got red lips.

That's Lara will make everything better.

Oh, that's it.

The devil will come out. The devil will come out. Oh, I hope so.

You're an everything kind of man. Oh yes, exactly.

It would be quite nice if you stood up and didn't have a feel.

Yeah? Do you want the feel?

Yeah. Stay still then.

So you're so tall, I can't get you all in.

Let me come back down.

Unpop me.

Give me more of your hand.

Go forward

a little bit.

That's it. No, with your hands, there you go.

Oh, he's flicking his finger on my plate.

Here you are. You can put your hand in the back as well.

Put your hand in the back.

Does that look good, Jim?

Yeah, it does, yeah.

That feels good, doesn't it?

Yeah, it does.

Hmm, pretty nice.

Thank you.

Any pleasure.

I'm going to have a nice lard to have an inspection of, I think, in a minute.

There you go.

Over here.

Is that how you do it? Yes.

Unpopped.

I'm going to rub my hands over it to start with.

I'm going to get a close up of those rubber gloves.

Yeah. They're a bit kinky. They're a bit kinky for the rubber gloves. You can't

get these gloves on that dick.

Does that feel good on your dick?

Oh it does.

Without the sight of the uniform.

Yeah, well fuck it then.

I think you should take your shoes and socks off for me for easy entry.

I see what you could do, first of all, and come and fuck me.

My nick is still half on.

My arm's having it there.

Yeah. Yeah.

Or you can lick it, it's up to you.

Yeah, give it a lick. Let's lick first, shall we?

I think we get right down.

Thank you.

Come on Willy.

Actually, Willy, I want to feel some of your Willy.

Yeah? Yeah.

I want to feel some Willy. Yeah, I want to feel some Willy.

Hang on, I'm going to come a bit closer. There you go.

It's that good fucking Harley Tex.

Oh yeah, I can't believe it.

I can't believe my life.

Oh yeah.

Don't worry about that, it's fine

He's riding me.

Oh, yeah.

Let's see if I can... You are still here. Put your weight on my back.

That's in my bum wobble when you're pounding into it there.

I'll

just

kneel on the floor and fuck her from behind. That would be sexy.

You need to come behind me.

Can you arch your back?

It'll make it more easy for you.

You

could

take your shirt off. Yeah, keep your dick in me and take your shirt off.

And I'll touch you like this. There you go. While you're doing that, I'll teach

you.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that feels good.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Is that better?

Yeah, that's better.

Oh, yeah.

Such a lovely house, isn't it?

You want me to see mine? Yeah, look at that.

That's a

nice view. That would be

a big increase

in the sales of mirrors.

Yeah.

I wish I knew you I'm

dragging you around I'm taking control

Oh, I feel good.

It looks good as well.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

His face.

All that in the stockings too. Yeah.

It's like all these Christmases have come at once.

Oh yeah.

And birthdays. And birthdays and everything else.

Look at that.

Oh, look at my cream on that cup.

I'm going to fuck this cup again, Jim.

Yeah?

They're bad, both of you. Yeah?

I think so.

Oh, you want to fuck up me? Go on then. Yeah? Yeah.

My tits wobbling too.

Yeah,

naughty Natalara.

Fuck, he looks sexy looking in the mirror.

I think I might start getting fucked.

Oh. Oh, yeah.

Oh, you're grinding, my girl.

Yeah. Oh, I'm grinding.

No, I'm not going to go out with you.

Yeah. Yeah.

Like that? Yeah, right in that arm. That's it.

All right. There you go.

it's filling my tits again

Yes, it won't fuck me.

You think

I

should make him come Jim?

Yeah.

Is that a yes?

Would you like to come in my mouth? Oh, I'd love to come in your mouth. Would

you? Yeah.

I'm going to see if I can wipe you off with a rubber glove then.

Oh, yeah. Yeah?

Oh,

yeah.

You must feel so fucking sexy as well. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh God, he's got sensitive nipples.

Yeah, look.

Oh, God.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, are you going to come? Yeah. Oh, yeah, go on, come on.

Yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

That's still coming out. Yeah. Still more, yeah.

Ah, yeah.

Ah, that's good.

Ah, yeah.

Ah, yeah.

Ah, yeah.

That was a spunky, wanky, rubber -gloved fun.

Of LaraLatex .com. Well, the question remains...

remains is would your wife be up for a threesome I think we'll just

leave it at that for now no she'll be flinging me with his spunk going Lara

Latex child of Satan lucky

lucky was thank

you for coming along One last thing though, you know, at least it's nice to

know you're completely normal because another you could have gone after the...

found the people who make dumping walls.

That's very true.

Yes, well, thank you for coming to visit me instead of the dumping walls.

This is always a bonus.

And I'm glad that you came to me first rather than the other way round. I think

he's thrown the dumping walls away. I think that's been... It's still hard. I

think I might have to turn the camera off and carry on in private, I think.

What do you think?

Very nice.

Why not?

Yes, time to turn the camera off, Jim. Goodbye, folks.