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I'm in a car park, obviously, and you
may be wondering what I'm doing here.
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Well, I'm here to... Come on on, Jim.
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I'm here to meet one of my fans, who's a
member of my website, actually.
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I think we're a bit late.
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There's an unusual story about how he
became a member of my website, but I'll
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let him explain.
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Willie?
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Hi!
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Okay, say hi to Jim on camera there.
Hello, Jim. Hello, Willie.
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Okay. So you're, I was just telling the
camera, you're a member of my website,
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aren't you? Yes, it's the beginning.
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But you do, you have a normal day job,
don't you? You don't just look at my
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website all the time? No, no, I'm closer
to Scotland.
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So you travel all the way up and down
from Scotland, down to the South Coast.
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All over the place. All over the place.
And now, this brings me to how you've
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actually become a member of my website.
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So you, because you stop at a lot of
service stations, don't you?
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Yeah, it's a bit of a story for that.
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Yeah. See, what happened was, I stopped
in the services, like you do, and I
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nipped in the toilets, and I looked
round and noticed that there was a
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DVDs laying on the ground. I picked them
up, they were a bit dodgy, and I
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thought, hmm, I'd better take these home
and have a look. You know, one was
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called Dumping Dwarf.
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I've seen that.
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No, I haven't. No, I haven't. Carry on.
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And the other one was called Lara's
World of Stockings.
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So I thought, hmm.
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Anyway, as I say, I took them home and
had a look, and the quality was really
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bad. But I thought something just didn't
do it for me. It's not my sort of thing
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at all, you know.
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But I loved Lara's world of stockings,
you know. I loved the stockings, the
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uniforms, but the quality was so bad
that I thought, this isn't enough.
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So I sort of looked around and, you
know, looked for the website, found your
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website, and joined.
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Yes.
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Loads of videos of me in stockings,
yeah? Yeah, it's brilliant.
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But you told me in the email you like
me, well, you like other things. What do
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you like? Well, I like uniforms most.
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Yeah? Do you have any ones in
particular?
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I like schoolgirl.
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Now, you know I've got schoolgirl.
You've seen that on the website, haven't
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Yep, yep. And I also like the nurse.
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I've got nurse.
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I've got a nurse.
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Nurse's uniform in white and I've got a
blue nurse's uniform.
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I've never seen that. I like the police
with them.
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I haven't got that.
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No, I know you haven't. I've looked on
your site. I can't find it anywhere.
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Well, this might be a plea then. Out to
the other people, the other folks
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watching at home.
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If you know where I can get a real,
because you know that I do real
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aren't you? I might adjust them
slightly, but they're always real.
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They're never from the cheap, dodgy sex
shop kind of stuff.
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So if anyone knows where I can get a
real policeman woman's uniform from, let
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know. So you'd like to come back today
and see me get changed into a uniform
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then, one of those two?
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I'd like to, dressed up. Yeah, and in
stockings.
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Yeah. So you'd like to see me dressed
up?
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Yeah. Are you sure that we'd like to do
any more?
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Oh,
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I don't think I'd be up for that. Don't
think I'd be up for it.
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Why's that? My wife finds out. She'll
probably cut me in half with a chainsaw.
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I'm sure she wouldn't. But, you know, we
can go back and I will show them one of
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the outfits in which, you know, I wear a
little stocking, so I'll have a side of
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a hot stocking that I wear too, yeah?
Shall we do that? Yeah, that'd be great.
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Go back to the apartment then. See you
soon.
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Bye. Thanks.
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Bye.
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So, Willie, Lara's getting changed into
one of those outfits you like.
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But he's been really excited about this
Lara uniform thing.
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And I was going to ask you, well, you
know, are you married, firstly?
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I am married, yeah, and I do like
uniforms.
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But has it occurred to you to ask your
wife to actually dress up?
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I've asked her once. Yeah, well, it
wasn't actually a uniform. I asked her
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putting some stockings on, you know.
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I thought, well, I'd be nice to put some
stockings on, but...
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Trouble is, it didn't go down very well.
No? Being an evangelical Christian, it
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was a bit tricky.
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So what happened?
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Well, I woke up and I was down to bed.
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I thought, oh, this is good, you know,
tied up.
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In for a good night here, a bit of
bondage maybe, you know. Well, you were
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to the bed. Tied to the bed, yes. She
tied you up while you were sleeping.
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Yes, yes.
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Yeah. Perhaps she's got the idea now,
you know.
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No, not at all. Next thing, out comes
the holy water.
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And here it is. She was holding it all
around.
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Devil be gone. Devil be gone. And I
thought, what's this all about? Well,
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in the exorcist. Well, it was an
incantation of the exorcist, yes. I
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must have seen it and thought, oh, yeah,
this is the thing. Cast out the devil,
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you know.
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And I thought, well, this is not on. I
thought, I don't know what would have
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happened if I'd asked to wear high
heels.
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I don't think you'd be with us now,
actually. It sounds like it. No, no.
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So when I found the DVDs in the toilet,
I thought, this is this is it you know
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and i saw the not the dumping gulfs one
but the lara's lara's one i thought you
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know this is it well look you're talking
to the devil is this exactly what you
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were on about oh yes i've got a feeling
he's going to appreciate this talking
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about some holy water being thrown over
you yeah your wife so he's not into
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wearing these then these lovely not
exactly no you like them let me just
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the camera
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You like the themed stockings, don't
you? Yes, I do. It's your favourite.
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Yeah, I know.
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Well, he's had a bit of a hard time from
his wife, I think, in the stockings
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department. Have you? You won't get a
hard time from me. No. No.
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He's got red lips.
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That's Lara will make everything better.
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Oh, that's it.
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The devil will come out. The devil will
come out. Oh, I hope so.
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You're an everything kind of man. Oh
yes, exactly.
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It would be quite nice if you stood up
and didn't have a feel.
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Yeah? Do you want the feel?
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Yeah. Stay still then.
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So you're so tall, I can't get you all
in.
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Let me come back down.
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Unpop me.
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Give me more of your hand.
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Go forward
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a little bit.
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That's it. No, with your hands, there
you go.
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Oh, he's flicking his finger on my
plate.
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Here you are. You can put your hand in
the back as well.
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Put your hand in the back.
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Does that look good, Jim?
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Yeah, it does, yeah.
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That feels good, doesn't it?
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Yeah, it does.
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Hmm, pretty nice.
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Thank you.
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Any pleasure.
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I'm going to have a nice lard to have an
inspection of, I think, in a minute.
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There you go.
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Over here.
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Is that how you do it? Yes.
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Unpopped.
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I'm going to rub my hands over it to
start with.
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I'm going to get a close up of those
rubber gloves.
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Yeah. They're a bit kinky. They're a bit
kinky for the rubber gloves. You can't
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get these gloves on that dick.
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Does that feel good on your dick?
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Oh it does.
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Without the sight of the uniform.
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Yeah, well fuck it then.
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I think you should take your shoes and
socks off for me for easy entry.
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I see what you could do, first of all,
and come and fuck me.
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My nick is still half on.
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My arm's having it there.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Or you can lick it, it's up to you.
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Yeah, give it a lick. Let's lick first,
shall we?
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I think we get right down.
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Thank you.
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Come on Willy.
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Actually, Willy, I want to feel some of
your Willy.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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I want to feel some Willy. Yeah, I want
to feel some Willy.
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Hang on, I'm going to come a bit closer.
There you go.
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It's that good fucking Harley Tex.
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Oh yeah, I can't believe it.
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I can't believe my life.
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Oh yeah.
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Don't worry about that, it's fine
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He's riding me.
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Oh, yeah.
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Let's see if I can... You are still
here. Put your weight on my back.
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That's in my bum wobble when you're
pounding into it there.
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I'll
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just
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kneel on the floor and fuck her from
behind. That would be sexy.
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You need to come behind me.
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Can you arch your back?
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It'll make it more easy for you.
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You
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could
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take your shirt off. Yeah, keep your
dick in me and take your shirt off.
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And I'll touch you like this. There you
go. While you're doing that, I'll teach
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you.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, that feels good.
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Yeah. Oh, yeah. Is that better?
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Yeah, that's better.
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Oh, yeah.
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Such a lovely house, isn't it?
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You want me to see mine? Yeah, look at
that.
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That's a
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nice view. That would be
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a big increase
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in the sales of mirrors.
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Yeah.
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I wish I knew you I'm
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dragging you around I'm taking control
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Oh, I feel good.
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It looks good as well.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh. Oh.
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His face.
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All that in the stockings too. Yeah.
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It's like all these Christmases have
come at once.
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Oh yeah.
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And birthdays. And birthdays and
everything else.
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Look at that.
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Oh, look at my cream on that cup.
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I'm going to fuck this cup again, Jim.
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Yeah?
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They're bad, both of you. Yeah?
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I think so.
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Oh, you want to fuck up me? Go on then.
Yeah? Yeah.
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My tits wobbling too.
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Yeah,
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naughty Natalara.
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Fuck, he looks sexy looking in the
mirror.
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I think I might start getting fucked.
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Oh. Oh, yeah.
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Oh, you're grinding, my girl.
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Yeah. Oh, I'm grinding.
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No, I'm not going to go out with you.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Like that? Yeah, right in that arm.
That's it.
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All right. There you go.
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it's filling my tits again
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Yes, it won't fuck me.
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You think
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I
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should make him come Jim?
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Yeah.
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Is that a yes?
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Would you like to come in my mouth? Oh,
I'd love to come in your mouth. Would
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you? Yeah.
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I'm going to see if I can wipe you off
with a rubber glove then.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah?
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Oh,
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yeah.
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You must feel so fucking sexy as well.
Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh God, he's got sensitive nipples.
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Yeah, look.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, are you going to come? Yeah. Oh,
yeah, go on, come on.
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Yeah.
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Oh,
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yeah.
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Oh,
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yeah.
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That's still coming out. Yeah. Still
more, yeah.
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Ah, yeah.
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Ah, that's good.
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Ah, yeah.
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Ah, yeah.
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Ah, yeah.
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That was a spunky, wanky, rubber -gloved
fun.
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Of LaraLatex .com. Well, the question
remains...
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remains is would your wife be up for a
threesome I think we'll just
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leave it at that for now no she'll be
flinging me with his spunk going Lara
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Latex child of Satan lucky
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lucky was thank
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you for coming along One last thing
though, you know, at least it's nice to
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know you're completely normal because
another you could have gone after the...
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found the people who make dumping walls.
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That's very true.
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Yes, well, thank you for coming to visit
me instead of the dumping walls.
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This is always a bonus.
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And I'm glad that you came to me first
rather than the other way round. I think
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he's thrown the dumping walls away. I
think that's been... It's still hard. I
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think I might have to turn the camera
off and carry on in private, I think.
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What do you think?
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Very nice.
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Why not?
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Yes, time to turn the camera off, Jim.
Goodbye, folks.
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