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Let's go.

Hi, I'm Mark Davis, and welcome to Anabolic's World Sex Tour, Volume 1.

Me and Sean Michaels visited Cannes, the Cannes Film Festival, and we met some

beautiful French women.

So sit back and relax. I think first up would be Petalope, a nice little 18

-year -old girl that you'll be sure to enjoy. So sit back and relax and watch.

I don't know where to go with that one. I guess the name is Penelope.

First time here working with the Americans in Cannes.

How old is Penelope?

18 years old.

18 years old. Wow.

So are there any particular positions she likes when she's having sex?

any favorites?

Sounds like she likes everything

by the sounds of it.

She thinks she loves her wife.

She likes a lot wife.

Wife? No, woman.

Oh, she likes women. Ah, that's good. She likes women a lot.

Felicia would like to know that.

Good job on teeth.

Yes.

She likes also behind.

Behind? Behind being anal? You like anal?

I know.

Yes. Yes, you like? Yes.

It's good quality.

How good qualities are. Stand up. Stand up.

Stand up.

18 years old.

Wow.

Thank you.

Thank you.

It's okay?

Yep.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Are you going to teach her?

You are so big.

No.

Thank you.

Are you going back to what came out?

I don't know.

Put your hands around his neck.

Thank you.

little man.

Okay.

What's your name?

What?

Yes, Susan what?

Susie Kate?

Susie Kate or?

Susie Kate.

Susie Kate.

Kate. Kate. Susie Kate.

And how old are you Susie?

I'm five years old.

And have you had two men before Susie?

And having two men at the same time in many positions, possibly one in the back

row, one in the front row, it's possible.

It's possible.

Do you want to try it?

Yeah?

Well, all we need is another person to make it happen and maybe we can do that.

And would you look at that? There's another person right there. Come here,

What's up? Would you mind being a third string here in this?

Is Bulls playing today?

Who's this?

This is... Oh, yeah. I remember.

Yeah. And I think we need a third person to make something happen today, so...

You have been designated.

Is that cool?

Yes. It's very early, too, for us to know.

But it's okay. We're just waiting for you, right?

Well, I think I bet you'd come up with a question.

So, I think we'll just start.

Why not? Yes, why not? Why not?

Very true.

I think that the woman in her underwear is a fan.

I don't know where they're getting from.

It ain't mine.

I don't know what they're feeding her.

What are they doing?

I don't know.

Thank you.

Bye.

Bye.

Oh.

What?

Oh, I'm sorry.

Say goodbye.

Four thumbs up.

Say goodbye, Hungarian.

And Hungarian women are definitely awesome.

And beautiful, too.

Here's Anita Blonde.

I want you to speak to American,

to say hello to the American audience.

Tell them your name.

My name is Anita.

Anita, yes.

Sit up a little bit so they can see you.

You making movies, how long now?

One year in the business.

And how old, your age?

19 years old.

19. And you enjoy the sex?

Sometimes. Sometimes, yes. This is very important because some girls say, yeah,

they enjoy it all the time. They don't enjoy it all the time. So this is very

important that she says the truth.

Yes, true.

Because I'm the same way.

And for me, not just the body, but something in the eyes too.

You understand?

They understand, but I'm telling you. I like your eyes. Eyes speak a lot for me.

You want to stand up so you can see. Slowly.

Now, guys, remember, usually it's two thumbs up because my man Mark, It's busy

today. It's my time. And I'll give you probably two thumbs up anyway after this

slowly.

Peace.

Okay.

Thank you.

No.

Ugh.

Thank you.

Ah!

Thank you.

Thank you.

Bye.

Grrrr!

Randy West, you're a celebrity.

You're a nice guy, too.

Having fun?

Having fun in Cannes?

Exactly.

You're doing an interview solo?

You're amazing.

You're that big.

Bigger than life. You know, kind of like an old model.

Yeah, yeah, that's it.

Oh, here I am again with the two thumbs up special. Yes.

Incredible.

We spent a little time on the metro in Paris.

We also spent a little time on Coralie on the metro in Paris.

So here's Coralie.

What?

Hey, baby.

What?

I think I'm in bed.

Yeah, we're going to change.

We don't have room in here.

Thank you.

There's nobody out there so far. I don't think I see anybody.

Good.

Good.

Nobody's at this stop.

Okay.

Is everything okay? Yeah.

Great.

Go. Go.

low, low, low

you have fun from metro paris how was it you want to do it again

Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye, everybody.

Goodbye.

Okay, we

are in

Cannes and we're with another beautiful European girl and your name is? Your

name? Jacqueline Wilde. Jacqueline Wilde. And where are you from,

I'm from Hungary.

Hungary.

Beautiful Hungary.

So, you are enjoying yourself in town so far?

Oh, yeah. Yeah? Good?

Mm -hmm. Yeah? Okay?

Not enough.

Not enough?

Well, so we can change that.

So? So, what is your favorite thing to do when you haven't slept?

I hope you come back.

You have to enjoy that. What kind of sex do you like to enjoy?

Good. Good. Good.

Good.

Good. Good.

Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good.

Good.

That's the question.

You're younger than 25 and older than 20.

Yes? Okay. So we have an idea.

So what do you think we show them?

Good check.

Can we show them good check?

No. No? We can't show them good check?

No?

No, they're not.

What? Not yet?

Yes. In a minute. In a minute.

Thank you.

And if you beg for it.

Please.

Wow, this is amazing.

Hmm.

That's really good.

No.

You okay, Mr. Bailey?

Yeah.

Hmm?

Okay. Thank you.

Oh.

Thank you.

Oh.

Thank you.

No. No.

No.

Say again.

Say again.

Yeah.

Can you say goodbye from Hungarian?

Say goodbye in Hungarian.

In Hungarian.

Bye -bye.

Yes. In English.

Bye -bye.

Ciao.

Two thumbs up.

I'm telling you.

John, are you trying to steal our text?

Yeah, are you trying to steal this beautiful, anabolic television?

Okay. I think you are famous, yes?

You're a big star.

Everybody wants you in their movies.

That's good.

This is a beautiful girl called Erika. She doesn't speak any English, doesn't

speak any Italian.

She only speaks Hungarian.

Erika is from Hungary. And this is Max Belochio from South Lake. Max Belochio.

And this is Mark Davis.

Mark Davis.

And what else? This is a special.

How do you call in Hungarian?

Yes. In Hungarian?

Yes. No.

Punzi? Yes.

Yes. And this, and this, and this, no? And this, and this, and this is no?

Popo.

Popo. Unzi, and this? Tzitzi.

Tzitzi, tzitzi. This is tzitzi.

Nice tzitzi, nice tzitzi. And this is?

Unzi. Unzi.

And when you ask to them, to the Otangas, you say Njelza.

Njelza. Njelza.

Say Njelza.

Well, how you doing, Blojo?

Well,

that's enough. If you want to see more, come to this movie.

Well, goodbye from Europe and that's all and we have another beautiful girl over

there who was hiding.

Her name is... Stefania Santori. Stefania Santori and she's... Can you

please?

Under the umbrella is good. Under the umbrella. And we show you a little bit

of... This? This?

Hold on,

it's the same.

Just a little bit, just a little bit.

Well,

if you want to see some of this, you're going to see this new movie

of anabolic video production.

Okay, goodbye from Europe.

And see you in the States soon.

Thank you.

Strictly from Anaboth, of course.

Yeah.

So we're just going to get our thing, as Buffy would say, our buck on, and you

guys enjoy it.

They've got that.

Oh.

Hello. Hi, Mike.

Ugh!

It's okay.

Thank you.

I don't know.

Thank you.

Thank you.

um oh

Thank you.

You know...

Get out. Get out. You're not ready.

good news

I want them up, I think.

um um

Okay.

oh my god

Oh, God.

Incredible.

So, from the Michaels and Davis Gallery, two thumbs up. Wait a minute.

Four thumbs up.

I'm still... Can I say goodbye?

Say goodbye.

Look in the camera and say goodbye in Hungarian.

Look in the camera. Goodbye.

In Hungarian?

Hungarian, yes. Bye -bye.

Bye -bye.

Coming to you.

Does it make you want to go to Hungary sometime?

Listen, if you get 600, you get a free ticket, and if you get 1, you get a free

back seat.

It's fine, Sivan.

I -I'm -I'm just -I'm just about to sleep, so...

Listen, that's not for you.

You'll get to know a tall, black...

Hello, Susan.

Hello, Susan.

How are you?

Good? Hurry up and get here.

Okay.

Cheer up. You seem unhappy.

Hi, stay here, don't move.

Good girl, bye.