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Oh, my God.

Did you see when the screen was lying today?

Yeah.

Like, what the hell?

I think everyone at the school is making fun of her. I think she's jealous of

you. She might be. Yeah. I get those vibes for sure. I mean, you're younger,

prettier, so you can get all the dudes in school. Like, come on now. I mean,

flirts with all the boys in school. You know that she wishes she was in high

school.

Oh gosh, I can't even with old people.

I really don't feel like studying right now. I don't want to do the homework for

her class.

I don't either. Should we just skip it and go to the mall?

Of course.

Yes. But I don't really have any money right now.

I felt that.

Oh, I got an idea.

I get to call mom.

Okay. See what she's got going on.

Hey, mom.

Hey, I'm calling real quick just to see if you can give me an advance on my

allowance.

Me and Serena want to go to the mall.

No, I haven't done that.

No, I haven't done the dishes either. Oh, my God.

I can do that later when I come home.

Are you serious right now?

On a Friday?

Whatever. Okay.

She's such a bitch.

She said no.

Yeah, tell me about it. My mom won't give me any more money because I came

past curfew the other day.

What is up with these moms?

Like, what are we gonna do?

I feel like you were not gonna come home.

I came home eventually.

Like, literally.

They're just all up in our girl. Maybe they're jealous of us too.

That's true. I mean, we are the most popular girls in school.

And the hottest, too.

For real. I mean, their lives revolve around us.

But I really wanted a new outfit. What are we going to do?

I know. Hey, I don't know.

But we need to figure it out quick.

I know what we're going to do.

I'm already one step ahead of you.

Hey, nerd!

Get in here!

Losers! Hello?

Come over here now!

Hello, we called you the first time. You need to come.

What are you wearing?

Come on now.

I meant the suspenders.

So basically, we're going to the mall and we need your lunch money.

We don't need a girlfriend.

We got comic books.

Yeah, exactly.

Comic books, video games, what's the difference?

We're living the best life.

So, are you going to give us the money or not?

No. No. Why would we give you money?

They're going to make us do what we have to do.

Oh, I know.

What's that supposed to mean? Ready? I don't know.

Turn around. What?

What are you doing? What are you doing?

Oh! Oh!

Get your money!

Take it! Now!

Get your money!

No! I want to go to the mall!

Just take the money.

Okay, all right, all right, all right. You can have it. You're going to give

Yes, yes, yes. Just take it. It's in my pocket.

It's in my pocket.

Damn, I heard it.

Oh, my God.

You have a boner?

No. You have a boner. Oh, my God.

You two are pervs. Why would I have a boner? Sick.

Oh, my God. And you didn't want to give us your money? Now I know why.

For real. You filled us up? Did you tell Mom about this? I'm definitely telling

the whole school you jacked off to me. What?

And that goes for you, too. Oh, my God.

That's a lie, though.

We could literally lose our scholarships for that if the dean... Everything we

have going on, y 'all can literally fuck it all up. Well, that's what y 'all

get. Why would y 'all do that?

Why do y 'all hate us for being smarter than you?

That's not why we hate you. No, for real.

We hate you because you're nerds. And losers.

And nerds. I can't believe it. You're so gross.

Nobody had a boner.

Literally.

Get away from these two. Yeah, let's go to the mall.

Yeah.

And maybe you can give us more money later.

Or I'm definitely telling.

For real.

Bicycle.

I'm hiding my money from her.

What the fuck?

What the fuck is that?

We just got Jaguar scissors, bro. Yeah, I know. Like, what the fuck are we going

to do now? We can't go to the comic store.

I don't know, but I ain't going to lie. It's just kind of hot.

Especially when she's mean.

Come on, man. She's mean to us all the time.

I know, but something about her taking our money just sounds pretty fucking

Yeah, I guess you're kind of right.

Still bullshit, though, honestly.

We can't even go to the comic book store now.

No. But you know what we can do?

What's that? Go play some video games.

Dude, I'm into that.

All right, let's do that.

Might as well. Maybe they'll fucking bring us some of it back.

Not for real. Yeah, right.

Oh my gosh.

I don't know what I'm going to do.

James is like just super excited about this school trip. He booked a room.

Yeah, Mark did the same.

But what are you worried about?

Aren't you excited to have sex with him for the first time?

I mean, of course I am. But like, I told him I wasn't a virgin. And like, what

if he notices it?

Oh yeah, shit.

I forgot about that story we told everyone.

I know. We're like amazing storytellers. True.

But like, why did we have to tell everybody in school that we lost our

together with some hot dudes from Alaska?

I mean, it's insanely hot.

And that's why we're the most popular girls in school.

True. So we can't back down now. I mean, what if the guys realize we're sucky as

sex?

We... So true.

I don't know, we might need some practice.

I think we do need a little bit of practice.

You know, our story has us, like, has me, like, feeling hot.

What? So, like, what if we practice on each other?

On each other?

Yeah, we're, like, best friends.

Who would... Who would know?

I mean... True.

We could practice, like...

Kissing? I mean, we haven't even done that.

I mean, yeah, we can start with kissing and maybe lead up to something else.

You're crazy.

A little bit. But it's a good idea.

Come on now.

I mean... No one's gonna know.

I want to know more.

If you don't.

Well, okay.

Yeah.

Like that?

Pretty nice.

Wow, you're pretty good.

You're a good kisser.

You're so hot.

Should we try maybe some tongue?

Yeah.

If you want to.

Tastes so good. So do you.

Okay, I'll take off for you.

There it goes.

I can't believe we're doing this.

I can't either, but I'm always the one with the good ideas.

That's so cute.

Thank you.

I love your tits.

Thank you.

They're so nice.

Do you think Mark will enjoy them?

I think so.

He would love them, actually.

Have you had an orgasm before?

No. For real?

Me neither.

Me either. Should we practice that too?

Or? I mean, we might as well.

I mean, I want to know what it feels like.

I'll do you first.

You know?

Okay.

You really are my craziest friend.

I'm the bestest friend Me

with my wild

ideas, you know

Doesn't it feel good?

Tastes so good.

Is that orgasm?

Yeah, I think so.

Oh my god.

You're pussy is so wet.

How do I feel?

Better than I thought.

I wonder what a dick feels like.

Me too.

Now I'm really curious.

I mean, if this kind of sex is fun.

But who are we going to get to fuck us?

I don't know. I mean, the guys at school think we're not virgins.

True, and we need to practice for our boyfriends.

This is going to be hard.

I don't know.

Maybe... Oh, no.

Wait.

I got it.

I know who we're going to get to fuck us.

Who?

Our brothers.

What? You're crazy.

But it's like, they're our stepbrothers. Yeah, our loser stepbrothers.

But you'll be fucking my stepbrother and I'll be fucking your stepbrother. So

everything will be okay. And no one's gonna know.

Well, I guess your brother is a little cooler than mine.

Ew.

I kind of want my brother to see me naked.

Don't worry, I got you.

I'll have that handled.

What? We're gonna fly to them.

You really are crazy.

I mean, they're so stupid.

They'll go through with anything we say.

Wait, are they home now?

I think so.

We can go check.

I guess we'll ambush them.

Let's go. You lead the way.

You ain't got shit on you, bro.

Fuck with that. You are trash.

Shit. I hate you, man.

Get fucked.

Ah, bro. You can't be losing them locks, bro. Dog shit, bro. Nah, bro. Nah,

quit. Nah, bro.

Hey, bro. Get out of here. Why are you over here cheating, bro?

I'm not. You're cheating.

You're just mad because you're hot.

I'm not mad because I'm better than you.

Okay. Okay.

Knock him out. I got you.

Oh, shit.

Oh, come on, now.

Come on, now. You're just talking all that shit. Now, where you at?

What the fuck? What the hell? What the hell?

Don't take off that blindfold.

Get down.

Get down.

What the hell is wrong with you guys?

Stop. Stop. Stop. Jesus.

What are you guys doing?

You'll find out. No, no, no. I think you know.

You got hard, your dirty little secret yesterday.

That's not even true.

Like, literally.

We were about to go to the comic book store.

God, bro.

What's going on? This is fucking... Come on, so do that.

Stand up.

Okay, okay, all right, all right. Okay,

what?

I can't see shit. I can't see shit either.

They're hard.

Again? Mm -hmm.

Whoa, what are y 'all doing?

Stop. Don't chill. No, chill out.

We take my money. What are you doing?

You're the one who's hard right now.

Stop. Stop being crazy.

Come on.

What are they doing?

I don't know. What are you guys doing?

Goddamn. Let's chill.

Can I take this off now?

Just calm down.

Stop.

Your brother's actually really hot.

Yeah, you too.

Come on, you're blindfolded. You don't even have to think about it.

Think about what? What are y 'all going to do?

Yeah, for real.

Let's do this.

You thought maybe truth would be in order?

More like, you give us the truth, you start money.

Yeah, we're gonna... We'll start being nice to you if you let us fuck.

Fuck? Fuck.

You know.

Take our virginity?

Yeah.

And we'll be doing you a favor, because we'll be taking your pills.

And we're the most popular girls in the world.

You're taking my pills?

I don't know.

Just for that.

Even though we've always done them in the moment.

I can't even reach down to get my face up. This is why no girl ever wants to

talk to you two.

Literally.

We're stand -up guys.

Just relax.

Can I just put these back on, please? Y 'all are playing so much.

No.

Mom can be home any minute, sis.

You're sucking my best friend's dick.

Oh my god.

She's touching it.

Your brother has a really small dick.

Oh, thanks. Look at my brother's cock. It's so skinny.

You guys are so fucking... Fuck you.

You're touching it right now, bro. I know it. What am I supposed to do?

Oh,

shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Look at your brother's balls.

Oh, my God. Look at your brother's dick.

Stop looking.

It's already weird enough.

Shut it.

We

just

needed a little bit of practice.

You guys are the only ones around.

All you do is sit around and play video games. This is better, right?

Well, we tried to go to the comic book store.

Oh, we got comics again.

I'm not even done opening that.

Go to the comic book when you have my mouth.

Oh, shit.

Your sister's amazing.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

shit.

Holy shit.

That's what throat feels like. Oh, my God. It's not so bad.

Oh, shit.

Hot Seas, bro.

Why you gonna leave me a blue ball? This is fucked up.

Can't be shit. Y 'all got me walking?

Where the fuck are we, yo?

We're here.

Where we at?

Why?

What do y 'all want?

What is it?

So basically, since we've been so mean to you guys, we decided that we wanted

take your virginity.

What? No way. Quit fucking around.

Yeah. And we need practice.

We do need practice. And who's the best dummy? Then you guys.

Oh, yeah. Because you guys spread a rumor.

Yeah.

We're so dumb, right? True.

Right? It'll all stay in my diary. Don't worry.

You believe me now?

Yeah, I think so.

That was

good.

Ready?

time for dinner oh

my

god you look so hot bestie

Oh, my God. Your brother's actually a little good at that.

Oh,

my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

You're fucking my brother's dick. A tiny little bit.

Stop looking at my dick.

This is already weird enough.

I'm going to be quiet.

Yeah. Shut up.

No one's talking to you.

I can't believe we're doing this right now.

I can't believe I'm watching you slap my brother's dick.

Nothing.

I'm just talking about your tiny dicks that were...

not choking on literally i

think

i like using your brother's face and your brother's tongue feels good

Yes, children.

This is so fun.

My brother.

He's so good.

No one's talking to you guys.

Thank you.

Are there dicks in here?

Just imagine his voice.

Yes.

What the fuck are we supposed to be doing here?

Just put your dick in

Fucking impossible.

Thank you.

Can I finally take mine off now?

Yeah.

There you go.

Bro, your balls are in my face.

You're getting close to my mouth, brother.

You have it close to this?

Fuck.

Oh, shit.

You just put your dick in my mouth.

Oh, my God.

Holy shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my goodness, you guys. I need to navigate better.

Get your face out of my balls.

Get your balls out of my face.

Oh,

shit.

Watch your mouth.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

What are you doing?

They keep fucking us up.

What?

I love you.

Shit. Shit.

Stop. Hey.

Oh, my God.

Put that back in there. Come on now.

Keep your dick out of my mouth.

Keep your mouth off my dick.

Put that back in there.

What are you doing?

Why are you sucking my dick?

Thank you.

You can't come on.

You can't come on. You can't come on either.

Oh,

shit. It's so good, dude.

Don't judge me, but I want you to fuck me like you fuck her.

You don't think that would be a little weird?

No.

Is it weird?

I won't tell mom if you won't tell mom.

I won't tell mom.

Yo,

what the fuck?

What are you doing?

Just go with it, you guys.

Just go with it.

I mean, might as well.

Fuck it.

Yeah?

No.

Bye.

Oh, my God.

You're such a good mother.

I'm sitting back.

Oh, Father.

Oh, Father.

Mm -hmm.

so useless after all. Right?

Your sister's so good.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, it's so warm. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

That's a lot of cum, brother.

Who's a fucking nerd now?

Still you.

I just came.

Oh my God.

Oh my

God.

Yes. Oh, my God.

Right?

Wasn't that fun, Bessie? It was so much fun.

I have the best idea.

Do you want to taste?

Yeah.

Your brother came alive.

He did.

Look at you.

Do you want to pee?

tastes so good thank god I definitely enjoyed

myself I think we're ready but you know what fuck our boyfriends it's true we

have some new dick now we'll fuck our brothers instead thanks for doing this

with me thank you best friends forever