All language subtitles for iSecond Coming of Eva 1974 DVDRip

Malin.

Malin.

Eve!

What is it?

What are you doing?

You should be ashamed of yourself.

Stop this. Stop this!

Eve! Stop it, I said.

What are you doing?
You should be ashamed of yourself.

Wake up. Wake up.

Let go. Let go, I said.

Stop this. You are crazy?

Malin.

What should I do with you?

Here you go.

Where is Malin?

What are you doing?

I was dreaming.

It was wonderful.

I came to discuss your future.

Just looking at you.
Cover yourself.

Why did you have to interrupt us?

We were having such a wonderful time in my dream.

I'm sending you to a private school ...

for moral and ethical instruction
with competent instructors.

Powerful instructors?

Don't come up with jokes.

The director is a young nobleman.

We go there tomorrow
to sign up.

I already talked to them.
Everything is arranged.

You got to be kidding.

I'm going to Paris.

Paris? Not

Do you think I would send my little sister ...

to a place full of dark-skinned gigolos
with just one thing in mind?

Oh no.

I am responsible for your moral values
and I don't intend to fail.

School for moral instruction.

Like hell.

THE SECOND COMING OF EVA

I'm glad you did it.

I'm happy to help.
What is at issue?

There is a lot at stake, especially my heritage.

My uncle Joakim ...

finally joined his ancestors.

- Uncle Joakim, what went to America?
- Is correct.

He left me a property,
gold, the whole business.

- But ....
- But what?

You are probably aware ...

that my relatives don't exactly have the highest regard for me.

dont tell me.

Thanks to some minor scandals?

So there is a clause in the will
that stipulates ...

that if the heir improves
their moral values.

He said that?

Yes, old Joakim was one of those "right" people.

He didn't want to hear about anything immoral or dirty, as they call it.

Now my relatives are trying to prove ...

that they are more attuned
to my uncle's wishes ...

and that they must
receive everything.

Damn ....

Yes, that's why I transformed
my dear old mansion ...

in a school of morals
and ethical instruction.

The only thing is that their spies
they could get here at any time.

And I have to behave in a moral and ethical manner.

I am the director.

So I am asking certain reliable and intelligent people to help me.

And you are one of them.
You will be a teacher.

I?

- No, that sounds boring.
- Boring?

If parents are so worried
about your daughters ...

should mean that your daughters
they are extremely promiscuous.

Now you understand?

Genius.

Simply genius.

Hi

Dear friends,
let me have your attention.

Everyone please gather around our director, Bo Goldenrod ...

to introduce teachers
students and their parents.

Have you seen
a more boring bunch?

The Beirut guys
they will never find us here.

I think hiding here is not such a bad idea.

This school will do you good, my dear.

Lift your chin, now.

I'm sorry, I mean Baron Goldenrod.

I want to welcome you all to school.

I hope we can all get to know each other after breakfast.

All of you have shown faith ...

trusting the moral education of
your daughters for us.

It's a pleasure to meet
our students and their families.

Family is the pillar
of this community.

And my colleagues and I
we agree ...

about the moral importance
of the family unit ...

at the moral and ethical level.

I cannot stay here.

It's very boring.
I will not endure this.

Behave yourself.

My fiancee is a little vulgar at times.
I hope it doesn't affect your education.

I don't want you to be shocked.

Do not worry.

Nothing she can do
could shock me.

So, please don't worry.

Unfortunately, the bus
will be leaving in 15 minutes.

Girls' education
start this afternoon.

The instructors seem adequate ...

but some of the students
seem questionable.

Come on.

She probably has problems.

- Thank you.
- Thanks.

Don't worry about your girl.
We will take good care of her.

It puts me at ease.

- Bye.
- Bye.

- Bye.
- Bye.

Good luck.

I almost squinted using these glasses.

We did it.
Thank you for your help.

This is going to be so boring.

Yes, with that asshole-

- Here we go!
- What?

- Here we are!
- Yes.

Here are the glasses.

- Don't you recognize your instructors?
- instructors, right.

Cheers.

Here's your moral education.

Someone has taken care of mine.

How about all of us
get acquainted after dinner?

Great idea.

I hope you stay in an environment
of morality and "righteousness" ...

will be satisfactory
for all of you.

That is right.

Not only for you students, but also for us instructors.

A toast to "righteousness"!

No, stop it.

- because?
- Give me some wine.

What's wrong with mine?

I love them. All four.

Caress me too. Lower.

No. Not under my feet.

Looks like you already started
their moral instruction.

We are hiding here.

We got stuck in Beirut because we signed an abusive contract.

We should be at a show there.

- A show!
- Do you want to see this?

- A sex show!
- Pretty sexy.

Yes, we will take some action.

Ladies and gentlemen...

we are proud to present,
to the whole world ...

straight from Beirut ...

Beautiful beautiful and sexy Susan.

Hi, Erik.

- Do You like me?
- Of course I like.

- Honestly?
- Yes.

No, not now.

You can not;

I'm committed.

I promised my fiance that I would be faithful
as long as I wear his ring.

Forget him, huh?

Or you do not want?

- I want.
- Yes.

Of course I want.

But I always keep a promise.

Isn't it time for some private instruction?

I didn't know this was
how I would be educated.

I will show you.

I don't want to be unfaithful.
My fiance.

I promised with this ring.

That's right, the ring.

Look, it's gone.

Since you're not using it anymore,
You are not breaking any promises.

We must remove the remaining obstacles before our class.

don't just stand there. Come on.

yea.

That's great.

Why don't I have the courage?

Why am I not like the others?

Why?

Why don't I have the courage?

I am so ugly.

Eve.

Ready.

Come, let me comfort you.

Come on!

Catch me!

Catch me if you can.

Here I go.

Hey! What are you trying to do
with my friend?

She does nothing without me.

Wonderful. The more the better.

Once in Beirut
we had 40 men at the same time.

Forty-one.

And a cute donkey.

How could I forget?
The donkey was the best.

- Do you remember the two humped camel?
- It was a dromedary.

He had two.

I'll catch you
for the donkey and the camels.

Relations at school
became abundant and wonderful.

The idea became
an overwhelming success ...

and my property was virtually
transformed into a paradise.

But every paradise has a snake.

And here he is - the snake -

in the form of a lawyer,
sent by my greedy relatives ...

hoping to rob me
of my legitimate inheritance.

But none of us were aware of that.

then for some more time
life could go on in peace ...

as usual.

Oh, darling. Oh, darling.

Oh, darling.

What is it?
Is something burning?

Yes, the bush.

I love you.

- I love you too
- Honey.

Oh, darling.

Honey, you're fantastic.

Oh, darling.

- Honey.
- Oh, darling.

Honey.

The first real result of the school.

Is it moral or ethical?

What was this?

Weird

- It was nothing. Let's continue -
- A car is coming.

- You are right. Perhaps they are new students.
- It looks like a police car.

Fast! hide!

Something tells me it's not Santa Claus.

Fast Inside.

Hey, over there.

Put your clothes on. quickly!

Don't just sit there.
Hurry up. Really.

- Lis, come in.
- But-

Hey you. Enter immediately.

I'm not kidding. Put your clothes on.

Goodbye and good luck to you.

I heard that this place is nice.

Not! I want girls, but there is no time.

I have to-

- I have to get dressed.
- You can't get dressed.

Please, girls. Please.

Let me go. Let me go.
This is serious.

A big black car just arrived.

Let it go.
At least let me get my pants.

Please.

We love having a good time
later, won't we?

I have to hurry.

- Not.
- Please stay.

Not

Yes, what is that?

My name is Roderick Elliot.
Here's my card.

I am a lawyer representing the American branch of the Goldenrod family.

I am investigating certain facts related to the inheritance dispute.

I see. I'll have to ask you
to come back tomorrow ...

as this is not a good time.

I have little time, so I intend to stay on the property to conduct my investigation.

Unfortunately, this is impossible.
We are without bed linen.

But I can recommend it

I predicted this problem,
so I brought sheets of paper.

Seriously?

Damn it.

Sheets of paper.
What an excellent idea.

I mean-

What do you mean?

Isn't it a beautiful painting?

A common example of depravity
in the so-called art.

This is my grandmother.

Amalia Goldenrod-Stiff.

Seriously?
So it's hereditary.

What do you mean by that?

We will see.

OK.

Well, do you understand-

Hi, who are you?

Well, Mr. Goldenrod. What is it?

Elisabeth, I forbade you
to walk around like that.

Get dressed right now.

Hurry up, Elisabeth.

Elisabeth, go get dressed.

God, you are boring.

I apologize for the interruption.

Now, you must understand the great
and honorable work that we do ...

educating young girls
in the appropriate forms of society.

Peculiar. Very peculiar.

- Peculiar? Like?
- I'm not alone in thinking like that.

Your relatives would like to know more
about the activities on this property.

It will be my pleasure.
Please come into my office.

My office- What?

Sorry, wrong room.

Could you please enter the hall instead?

Some things are not right here.

- It's not right? Like?
- Peculiar.

Hide, hide!

Under the sofa.

Mr. Elliot, don't hide behind the door.
In between!

Look at this beautiful ceiling.

It is the only one of its kind
all over the country.

Something smells.

This smells strange,
a perfume of shame.

This is just fresh, clean indoor air, Mr. Elliot.

Please have a seat and we'll talk.

Education is carried out
in a very modern way ...

still a strict and conservative method

- What was this?
- Eva-

The evacuation siren.

- The fire alarm -
- What? fire? Dear sir.

- There is no danger -
- Help! fire?

- Shameless!
- Help! Fire!

We need to leave. Help!

I'm sending it
to a psychiatrist in the morning.

- There's fire!
- I'm sorry for the girl.

God knows why
things like that happen.

Can I show you your room?

He thinks he can trick me.

But this task must be simple ...

and profitable.

Stop playing around.

This situation is unbearable.

This lawyer will ruin me.

I'm sure everyone understands ...

that your advice is extremely valuable
in this situation.

If I am not awarded the inheritance ...

I am afraid of having to close the school.

No. We are not going to let anything happen to the school.

Dear members of the jury ...

I will now describe for you the image
or more precisely- the images ...

With which I was received
when I arrived at school.

A place where immoral activities
are conducted ...

in such an ethically reprehensible way ...

that Bo Goldenrod should be-

Mr. Elliot. At your service.

I thought you might want
observe one of our classes ...

in classical ballet.

I would be very interested.
Thanks.

So come this way
and I will show you.

Mr. Elliot, here we have
a typical ballet class.

I love you.

Ballet!

Well, Mr. Elliot,
Terpsichorean art is very difficult.

- yea.
- Peculiar.

- very peculiar.
- Peculiar? Like?

To achieve the best possible results,
we educate students in small groups.

It is practically an individual education.

And now, Mr. Elliot, you may want to
observe our sex education class.

Sex?

Really much.

And then the little bumblebee
reaches the stamen.

- Peculiar.
- Peculiar? How, Mr. Elliot?

I have a deep respect for tradition.

In this room we have a statue
that Uncle Joakim modeled for.

Not again.

Mr. Elliot, I'm going to certify
that the fire alarm will be repaired

UUUUps

This is a valuable and ancient work of art,
but for the sake of decency-

Well, Mr. Elliot, dear Uncle Joakim-

I think I understand.

I've seen enough for today.
Going to bed.

Hey, what if this lawyer shows up?
What's his name? Elliot?

Calm down. I checked.
He is sleeping.

OK.

Wait. Give me another sip.

There are many legal clauses
appropriate for this instance.

Yes, indeed.

What's that?

This seems peculiar.

Oh, they are swans.

What a beautiful night.
I think I'll take a walk.

What's that?

Strange. I thought I saw something.

Now what is that?
Some kind of folk dance?

My God. They look naked.

Could that be? No, I must be tired.

Now, what is this?

Seals. They were seen around here.

Yes, I'm sure these are seals.

And here -

Yes, there are two people down there.

What are they doing?
It looks very peculiar.

Very peculiar.

Two glasses?

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

Get down. It's the lawyer.

- I did not see anything.
- The glass. Lower the glass.

It's the director.

No, you are just seeing things.

See for yourself. There he goes.

Now we're done.

- Separate.
- No. Leave us alone.

- He saw us.
- Who?

Elliot. The lawyer.

- What the hell do we do?
- Everything will be alright. I'll take care of that.

- like?
- You will see.

In between.

I am Dr. Sven Hansson.
How are you feeling?

Don't worry about my health.

I never felt better ...

in my entire life.

I am glad to hear that.

Swedish summer night
has a profound effect on people.

The air is strong.

So strong that some people
experience hallucinations.

They see visions and such.

- hallucinations?
- Yes.

No, but dirt and depravity
wherever you look.

Immorality that has not been seen
from Sodom and Gomorrah.

That sounds like a classic example
of summer night hallucinations.

Hallucinations of the summer night!
Try to deceive someone else.

I guarantee you, I am a doctor.

I don't care about your qualifications.

Tell Bo Goldenrod that he will not receive a dime from the inheritance.

As far as I understand,
my American clients won this case.

Good night.

I am ruined.

- Not
- What?

It hurts me to say that, but the property must be sold.

What will happen to the school?

You cannot sell the property, anything but that.

- We have to conspire with this lawyer.
- Do you mean compromise?

I mean creating a conspiracy.

If we make him the subject of a scandal, he will not dare to show his face here.

- yea.
- Yes.

Who wants to be a volunteer?

- We do.
- We do.

I go along as a witness.

- I will seduce you.
- Me too.

Get ready, girls.
A surprise attack

And Elliot is going to fall.

How stupid do they think I am?

Hallucinations.

I should report them
the Swedish police.

That is right.

Open it.

Who is it?

My name is Lis.
I have something important to tell you.

Go away, I'm sleeping.

- Do not be stupid.
- I'll be as stupid as I want.

You better talk to the police.
They will be here in the morning.

But I have something important to tell you.

There are strange things happening here.

Just a moment.

I saw horrible things.
Indecent things.

Like what?

You better see for yourself.

- It's in the library.
- OK.

I thought this was a decent place,
but I'm starting to wonder.

You too.

This way.

There are groans,
sighing and creaking.

- That's scary.
- We'll get to the bottom of this.

They are up there.

Seriously?

Don't you think it's dangerous?

I'm afraid.

Let me take care of that.

It is.

- Where was?
- Was here.

But there is nothing here.

It was a moment ago.
It was terrifying.

What is it?

Try to get his pants.

I have him. I have him.

This will not do you much good.

Give me a second
and I will take care of that.

Catch him.

Please I beg you.

Stop this. Please.

This is indecent.

Stop this. Stop.

Help. Stop this.
You will all burn in hell.

But we will not burn on the earth.

What resistance.

Rome was not built in a day.

Not! Police!

Not allowed.

When we couldn't think of anything else, we were forced to do that.

That's great, isn't it?

Look!

He's starting to act like a real man.

This is not a bad thing.

Can you imagine
what could we have done before?

It tastes like a candy cane.

How is this peculiar?

Oh God.

This is what we learn here.

Lie down and I will give you a reward.

More.

Stay calm.

I hope this works.

My whole life is at risk.

Don't fight it.

Let me go.

Just relax and you will see.

- I'll get him.
- Because you? It was my idea.

Because I'm the one who made it hard.

I'll get it now.

- As long as I get it next.
- Let me go!

You can't make him come.

It's all right.
If that's how you want it.

I will give you everything you want.

Some people find it good.

Let's see your letters.

Now it is your turn.

It's so cool.

Haven't they done yet?

I can't stay away
of the girls.

He had us all four times each.

For a man who hates women, you are a very good lover.

Who the hell said I hate women?

I love women.

All women.

Come here and I will make you
scream with pleasure.

Not again. I am getting crazy.

Don't be jealous.

- What the hell are they doing?
- What do you think?

Next!

This is fantastic.

Yes, I finally realize
what I've been missing in life.

I therefore ask you to stay for a while.

- You have to stay.
- An excellent idea.

Cheers.

And I will take care
of the inheritance dispute for you.

Thanks.

Now that I'm gone
morally and ethically educated ...

I fully understand where Uncle Joakim's money
will do more good.

Wonderful. Wonderful.

- Let's drink for this.
- Cheers.

I am happy that my sister sent me here so that I could meet you.

I am so happy to meet you-.

- I love you.
- I love you too.

- They are so cute.
- Young lovers.

It's not good to have love
flourishing here among us?

Long live young lovers and let nothing disturb their happiness.

- I love you.
- I love you.

Come on.

Stay as long as you want.

It's good that you noticed
You are a human being and not a robot.

- thanks.
- Cheers, Roderick.

Cheers.

My life has been very peaceful.
My strict education.

You understand.

How about actually opening a school?

a school for people
who are inhibited like me.

This is not a bad idea.

- I'm denouncing this disgusting school.
- What is it?

- What is happening?
- You all go to jail.

I'm reporting you
to the education council.

Let me go.

Calm.
I'm on the board of education.

You can talk to me in confidence.
Come with me to the principal's office.

I will tell you what.

You can trust me. I was assigned
by the Minister of Education ...

of the education department.

You have to help me make sure that everyone goes to prison.

All guilty parties will be punished.

- I've never seen anything like it.
- Please come into my office.

Let that be resolved.

Please sit down.

What do you want to report?

The entire school is questionable.

My sister was raped
by a sex offender.

Offensive sex?
How do you know?

- I saw them with my own eyes.
- What were they doing?

- They were doing that.
- What, how?

Do you know. They were lying there and doing that.

We need reliable information and details,
if we want to intervene.

It's a terrible accusation that you're making ...

and you don't want to be prosecuted for false accusations and defamation.

Of course not.

But it is difficult to describe
when I personally don't have

We will have to reconstitute it.

Was she wearing a coat?

- Not.
- Then take it off.

- Was she wearing a dress?
- Not.

So take it off.
Remove.

- But-
- Take it off.

We have to perform
a thorough investigation.

Her sister was wearing panties
during that supposed incident?

- No. - Take it off.

Please, I can't get naked
in front of you.

Don't forget that I'm from
education department ...

and you accused
one of our accredited schools.

Well, in that case.

Take it all off. Hurry up.

Quickly

So she was
when they were doing that.

And what did the alleged sex offender do?

He was also not wearing clothes.

We will have to continue the reconstitution.

OK.

- Where did they do that?
- in a bed.

We don't have a bed.
We will pretend that the rug is a bed.

Lay down.

- But-
- Lie down.

- Please,
- Lay down.

Is he lying on top of her?

I think he will achieve that.

But please. This-

- He caressed her body?
- I do not know.

He probably did. Such that.

Did he caress other places?

Please, I just saw them
for a few seconds ...

and I think it looks weird.

I don't know if I want to-

He probably did ...

and do not interrupt the reconstitution
with irrelevant absurdities.

He probably stroked her like that.

He was naughty.

He probably made you do that too.

yea. Yes he did.

Yes, they did.

Incredibly shameful.

yea.

He was also on top of her.

What? Such that?

- Did he lie down?
- Not.

He went up and down.
Up and down.

What impertinence.

Incredible impertinence.

Amazing.

He's ... did that. He did that.

What did he do next?

He turned her over.

Like this.

- Did he do that?
- Yes. That's what he did.

- That's what they did.
- Breasts.

This is what they did
all the time, a lot of time.

How incredibly wicked.

Amazing.

My sister, Elsa. It's not possible.

It's your sister, all right.
There is no mistake.

And then she did that.

- Did they do that too?
- Yes, I hope so.

- Maybe they did like that?
- We better explore all the possibilities.

I don't remember very well.

She could have sat like this instead.

Yes, it is very possible.

It is wonderful that the education department thinks so.

Did they do like that?

I do not think...

but if I had stayed long enough,
I'm sure they would.

I'm tired of watching.
Come on, Lis.

You have these good ideas at times.
Come on.

This may take some time.

yea. This incident needs to be investigated in detail.

yea. Yes, do it.

Please, director of education.

What did you want to report?

We must discuss this, now that
we know how the action was done.

Complaint? Not

No, just keep going
with the investigation.

Do you want to terminate your charge?

Please don't interrupt the investigation
with irrelevant absurdities.

- Okay, I'll continue.
- Yes please.

Thank you very much. Please continue.

I can also imagine
that it could have happened that way.

I mean, she could have been lying on her stomach.

I'm sure she was on her stomach
when I was not watching.

How incredibly wonderful.

You make me so much happier than Gustaf.

I can feel that.

It's Uncle Joakim!