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Girls, what are you doing?

Come on.

What is

it now?

What do you want?

Oh,

dad, you're burning up.

We'll see if you really have a temperature here.

All right, come on, open your mouth.

It's not going to be any different than it was an hour ago.

Literally. What is that, a thousand?

Keep it in your mouth.

Keep it in your mouth.

Stop talking.

If you're talking, it won't be right.

You're moving it.

You want it to be accurate.

You don't even have a fever.

Let me see.

It's a thousand lies. It's like 101 at the time. 101.

101.

You're gonna die.

No, I'm not gonna die.

You're gonna die.

You're gonna die.

You're gonna die.

You're gonna die.

You're gonna die. You're gonna die.

You're gonna die.

Yeah, I think... Don't touch me!

You're sick.

Move your head. No, I can't. Move your head.

It's so weak. You're all hell off.

Here, sit up. Sit up. Come on. Come on.

There you go.

Put your head.

Is that better?

You're being so ridiculous. No.

101 is... 101 is barely a people. I'm burning up on the inside.

Spontaneously. Why are you looking at me like that?

Can I rub your feet?

Can I rub your feet?

Oh, my God. Dad!

Put your feet down.

You want to do it, Rob? I think that would, like, release toxins out of my

Here.

Oh, I can.

Yes. Oh, wow.

Wow, I can.

Jesus.

Do you feel better?

Give me your foot.

Oh, it's green.

Ew, put it in the trash.

That was infection.

Oh, my God.

Okay. I got it. I got it.

Oh, my God.

Don't mind your dad's big nasty toe. It's okay.

I see it. There's no way it'll help.

I think you can alternate.

Oh, yes. There we go. This is so good.

Wow. Dude, I can't even wear these anymore. There's, like, legitimately no

point. We're already around them.

Oh, thank God.

I just, like, want to breathe.

My throat hurts, though. I think... I think... What are you... Dad, I'm

right here. We're right here. I'm right here. You don't need to ring it.

Best app I've ever downloaded in my life.

You don't have a broken spine. You have a cold.

I can't sleep.

Pick my legs up.

Here you go. I covered your feet. You're being ridiculous.

No, I can't.

You're being a baby. I can't with you right now. I'm going to make your teeth.

We're making your teeth.

Oh my god.

I can't. I can't anymore.

I can't.

Oh, they're so annoying.

So annoying.

I can't.

They're ridiculous. They're like children. It is frustrating.

And at least he can't spy on other social media like mine. No, that's what

mom's for.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh my god.

No, I can't. I'm fixing.

I'm fixing.

Like, I just wanted to go out today.

We're coming. We're making it.

Hurry up.

I'm dying. I can't make the water boil faster.

You're not dying.

Oh, I don't feel good at all.

Please help me. I'm sick.

Okay. We're coming now. Relax.

How much longer?

Not too hot. I really wanted to go out tonight.

I did too. And just to thank you and everything.

And they're just being man children.

It's selfish, honestly.

No, it really is.

Like, they didn't wait on us, Hannah, but when we were there.

Like, they did some stuff, but not like... They didn't do anything.

And we're the ones just like waiting on them. It's pretty fucking annoying.

I mean, we don't even really say thank you or let's just do this.

I can't believe my dad downloaded it. At least your dad knows how to use a

phone. My dad doesn't even know how to send a freaking text message.

Yeah, it's kind of cute, actually.

I can't believe your dad doesn't know how to do anything.

Nothing. He's fucking clueless.

Yes!

Get it together.

We're making your tea, okay? It's coming. It's really hot.

Be careful now, okay? It's really, really hot.

See, that guy didn't even shoot straight. You know he was a class A

he was back in college.

Be careful. It's hot.

Okay, let's see.

Just like blow on it or something.

Do you need help sitting up to drink it?

I will confiscate your phone.

I'm gonna confiscate my phone and confiscate your dad's phone.

Do you think we could maybe just step out for like an hour?

Stoop!

We need some soup. We have soup. I know we have soup. I've seen some in the...

And, baby, you know I don't like tea bag. Can you remove the tea bag on your

out? We don't have a tea bag.

Yeah. I know you're fired.

Can we do soup?

I'm okay with a tea bag. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm going to bring you a tea bag for you, okay?

Just don't spill your tea. I try not to spill tea. Okay. Don't.

Okay. Can you guys maybe try to get more of the tissues in the trash?

Sure. Listen,

you know, being thick messes up your vision and like this, like I can't even.

You touched on one.

It's okay.

I'm just saying.

I touched one and I felt like I was going to drop. So just directly.

Yeah, we know.

Freaking soup.

Thank you.

She knows I don't like it too bad.

I think she did it wrong.

Look, no tea bag.

We got some good girls on there, you know, they're fine.

She's not my favorite topic, but that's okay. I can't take it anymore.

No. You're driving me insane. No.

I just... And now they want... Now they want

hot soup.

I just wanted to go out.

I know.

They're ruining our lives.

Ruining.

To be fair, we did get some sick, though.

I'm not admitting that.

You should wash your hands more. It's not my fault.

I really wanted to go out tonight.

I know you did.

I just want some dick.

They could hear you.

I don't care.

I just had a wonderful, terrible idea.

What do guys do right after they come?

Fall asleep.

All right, so hear me out.

You take care of mine. I'll take care of yours.

The fucking... Don't pass the fuck out. They're sick. We gave them NyQuil

earlier, hoping they'd fall asleep. They will definitely, definitely fall

asleep. And then you can go out. I'll be back before they wake up.

Double dick for me.

Here dad, I know you don't even like

Here,

before I get cold, can I make a sip of your soup?

Delicious. Why do we eat noodles? I don't trust it.

I mean.

You don't trust it. It's not like you just drink it. You'll feel better.

Good effort.

Done? Done? All done?

You don't need to do that. We're literally right here. Oh.

Yeah. Yeah.

I know that's your new favorite toy, but.

We're right here.

Anyway, now that we're done with that, we had an idea to make you guys feel

better. We got some stuff we're going to wrote on. a check you'll like it'll

make you breathe better yeah maybe some vapor rub yeah so yeah

take your shirts off okay okay it'll make you feel better it's

worth it so just we promise but okay um do you actually want to get him for

me and yeah it's kind of because i feel kind of weird rubbing him yeah no i

agree um so we're gonna i'll i'll do your chest and I'm gonna do yours okay

and yeah this will just make you guys okay

yeah

I

can maybe get your back yeah

Does it feel better already? It does feel better already.

This is a great idea. Yeah, right?

It's good on your stomach, too. Yeah. You know, right here.

Yeah, just stuff your stomach.

Yeah, that's it.

Wow, this is... Oh, oh, wow.

Cool.

You'll feel all better.

Yeah,

you'll feel so much better. Yeah, I promise.

Okay, I'm just going to close my eyes.

Try this side.

That does

feel really nice, actually. Hey!

What are you doing to my daughter?

Guys, guys, guys. I thought you were sick. We're just trying to make you feel

better. We're just trying to make you feel better.

We're just trying to help you guys feel better.

Huh?

I mean... Wait, you... It wasn't my fault.

I was like... I was in my eyes are closed.

I want to hear it.

Bruce and I. We want to make you guys feel better.

It's not weird. It's not weird.

We just know that men feel better after they orgasm. And we wanted to make you

guys feel better.

Yeah. That did feel pretty weird. And I mean, I can't do it for you, Daddy.

And I definitely can't do it for you, so.

We made five points.

You know? Yeah. Strong arguments. Yeah.

Well, I mean.

Yeah. I mean. I won't be looking that way.

I mean, I can't, like, no, I mean.

Yeah.

Yeah. All right. I just feel like it's necessary. I'll turn a blind eye on this

one. Oh.

You guys will feel better. It's not weird. I do want to feel better. It's

therapeutic, if anything.

It is pretty therapeutic.

Like, I think it is pretty.

Mm -hmm.

Mm

-hmm.

Thank you.

Keep going.

We're almost done.

Let's do that.

Oh.

He's spreading us.

That was a fucking good one.

Thank you.

I want all of it. I want all your cum over my face, please. I want to taste

I want to taste your cum, please.

I don't want to waste a drop.

Yes. Yes, baby. Here it comes.

I feel like maybe you need a second dose.

Yeah. Yeah. I don't think if you go to sleep now, you'll just wake up in like

hour. I feel like we need to do this all over again. I really do. Yeah.

I feel like, I mean, don't worry. We'll take care of everything.

Let's get nervous.

We just want you guys to be healthy.

And we want you guys to get better quicker, you know?

Get better quicker sounds good.

Isn't that so nice? You'll get better so much faster if you get some good rest.