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Girls, what are you doing?
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Come on.
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What is
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it now?
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What do you want?
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Oh,
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dad, you're burning up.
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We'll see if you really have a
temperature here.
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All right, come on, open your mouth.
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It's not going to be any different than
it was an hour ago.
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Literally. What is that, a thousand?
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Keep it in your mouth.
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Keep it in your mouth.
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Stop talking.
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If you're talking, it won't be right.
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You're moving it.
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You want it to be accurate.
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You don't even have a fever.
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Let me see.
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It's a thousand lies. It's like 101 at
the time. 101.
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101.
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You're gonna die.
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No, I'm not gonna die.
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You're gonna die.
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You're gonna die.
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You're gonna die.
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You're gonna die.
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You're gonna die. You're gonna die.
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You're gonna die.
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Yeah, I think... Don't touch me!
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You're sick.
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Move your head. No, I can't. Move your
head.
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It's so weak. You're all hell off.
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Here, sit up. Sit up. Come on. Come on.
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There you go.
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Put your head.
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Is that better?
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You're being so ridiculous. No.
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101 is... 101 is barely a people. I'm
burning up on the inside.
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Spontaneously. Why are you looking at me
like that?
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Can I rub your feet?
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Can I rub your feet?
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Oh, my God. Dad!
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Put your feet down.
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You want to do it, Rob? I think that
would, like, release toxins out of my
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Here.
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Oh, I can.
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Yes. Oh, wow.
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Wow, I can.
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Jesus.
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Do you feel better?
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Give me your foot.
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Oh, it's green.
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Ew, put it in the trash.
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That was infection.
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Oh, my God.
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Okay. I got it. I got it.
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Oh, my God.
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Don't mind your dad's big nasty toe.
It's okay.
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I see it. There's no way it'll help.
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I think you can alternate.
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Oh, yes. There we go. This is so good.
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Wow. Dude, I can't even wear these
anymore. There's, like, legitimately no
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point. We're already around them.
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Oh, thank God.
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I just, like, want to breathe.
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My throat hurts, though. I think... I
think... What are you... Dad, I'm
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right here. We're right here. I'm right
here. You don't need to ring it.
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Best app I've ever downloaded in my
life.
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You don't have a broken spine. You have
a cold.
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I can't sleep.
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Pick my legs up.
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Here you go. I covered your feet. You're
being ridiculous.
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No, I can't.
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You're being a baby. I can't with you
right now. I'm going to make your teeth.
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We're making your teeth.
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Oh my god.
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I can't. I can't anymore.
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I can't.
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Oh, they're so annoying.
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So annoying.
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I can't.
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They're ridiculous. They're like
children. It is frustrating.
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And at least he can't spy on other
social media like mine. No, that's what
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mom's for.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Oh my god.
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No, I can't. I'm fixing.
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I'm fixing.
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Like, I just wanted to go out today.
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We're coming. We're making it.
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Hurry up.
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I'm dying. I can't make the water boil
faster.
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You're not dying.
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Oh, I don't feel good at all.
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Please help me. I'm sick.
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Okay. We're coming now. Relax.
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How much longer?
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Not too hot. I really wanted to go out
tonight.
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I did too. And just to thank you and
everything.
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And they're just being man children.
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It's selfish, honestly.
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No, it really is.
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Like, they didn't wait on us, Hannah,
but when we were there.
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Like, they did some stuff, but not
like... They didn't do anything.
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And we're the ones just like waiting on
them. It's pretty fucking annoying.
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I mean, we don't even really say thank
you or let's just do this.
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I can't believe my dad downloaded it. At
least your dad knows how to use a
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phone. My dad doesn't even know how to
send a freaking text message.
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Yeah, it's kind of cute, actually.
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I can't believe your dad doesn't know
how to do anything.
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Nothing. He's fucking clueless.
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Yes!
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Get it together.
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We're making your tea, okay? It's
coming. It's really hot.
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Be careful now, okay? It's really,
really hot.
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See, that guy didn't even shoot
straight. You know he was a class A
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he was back in college.
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Be careful. It's hot.
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Okay, let's see.
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Just like blow on it or something.
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Do you need help sitting up to drink it?
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I will confiscate your phone.
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I'm gonna confiscate my phone and
confiscate your dad's phone.
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Do you think we could maybe just step
out for like an hour?
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Stoop!
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We need some soup. We have soup. I know
we have soup. I've seen some in the...
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And, baby, you know I don't like tea
bag. Can you remove the tea bag on your
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out? We don't have a tea bag.
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Yeah. I know you're fired.
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Can we do soup?
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I'm okay with a tea bag. Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I'm going to bring you a tea bag for
you, okay?
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Just don't spill your tea. I try not to
spill tea. Okay. Don't.
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Okay. Can you guys maybe try to get more
of the tissues in the trash?
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Sure. Listen,
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you know, being thick messes up your
vision and like this, like I can't even.
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You touched on one.
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It's okay.
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I'm just saying.
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I touched one and I felt like I was
going to drop. So just directly.
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Yeah, we know.
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Freaking soup.
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Thank you.
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She knows I don't like it too bad.
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I think she did it wrong.
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Look, no tea bag.
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We got some good girls on there, you
know, they're fine.
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She's not my favorite topic, but that's
okay. I can't take it anymore.
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No. You're driving me insane. No.
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I just... And now they want... Now they
want
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hot soup.
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I just wanted to go out.
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I know.
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They're ruining our lives.
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Ruining.
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To be fair, we did get some sick,
though.
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I'm not admitting that.
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You should wash your hands more. It's
not my fault.
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I really wanted to go out tonight.
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I know you did.
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I just want some dick.
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They could hear you.
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I don't care.
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I just had a wonderful, terrible idea.
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What do guys do right after they come?
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Fall asleep.
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All right, so hear me out.
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You take care of mine. I'll take care of
yours.
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The fucking... Don't pass the fuck out.
They're sick. We gave them NyQuil
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earlier, hoping they'd fall asleep. They
will definitely, definitely fall
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asleep. And then you can go out. I'll be
back before they wake up.
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Double dick for me.
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Here dad, I know you don't even like
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Here,
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before I get cold, can I make a sip of
your soup?
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Delicious. Why do we eat noodles? I
don't trust it.
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I mean.
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You don't trust it. It's not like you
just drink it. You'll feel better.
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Good effort.
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Done? Done? All done?
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You don't need to do that. We're
literally right here. Oh.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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I know that's your new favorite toy,
but.
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We're right here.
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Anyway, now that we're done with that,
we had an idea to make you guys feel
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better. We got some stuff we're going to
wrote on. a check you'll like it'll
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make you breathe better yeah maybe some
vapor rub yeah so yeah
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take your shirts off okay okay it'll
make you feel better it's
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worth it so just we promise but okay um
do you actually want to get him for
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me and yeah it's kind of because i feel
kind of weird rubbing him yeah no i
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agree um so we're gonna i'll i'll do
your chest and I'm gonna do yours okay
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and yeah this will just make you guys
okay
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yeah
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I
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can maybe get your back yeah
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Does it feel better already? It does
feel better already.
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This is a great idea. Yeah, right?
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It's good on your stomach, too. Yeah.
You know, right here.
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Yeah, just stuff your stomach.
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Yeah, that's it.
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Wow, this is... Oh, oh, wow.
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Cool.
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You'll feel all better.
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Yeah,
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you'll feel so much better. Yeah, I
promise.
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Okay, I'm just going to close my eyes.
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Try this side.
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That does
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feel really nice, actually. Hey!
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What are you doing to my daughter?
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Guys, guys, guys. I thought you were
sick. We're just trying to make you feel
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better. We're just trying to make you
feel better.
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We're just trying to help you guys feel
better.
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Huh?
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I mean... Wait, you... It wasn't my
fault.
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I was like... I was in my eyes are
closed.
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I want to hear it.
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Bruce and I. We want to make you guys
feel better.
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It's not weird. It's not weird.
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We just know that men feel better after
they orgasm. And we wanted to make you
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guys feel better.
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Yeah. That did feel pretty weird. And I
mean, I can't do it for you, Daddy.
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And I definitely can't do it for you,
so.
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We made five points.
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You know? Yeah. Strong arguments. Yeah.
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Well, I mean.
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Yeah. I mean. I won't be looking that
way.
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I mean, I can't, like, no, I mean.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. All right. I just feel like it's
necessary. I'll turn a blind eye on this
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one. Oh.
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You guys will feel better. It's not
weird. I do want to feel better. It's
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therapeutic, if anything.
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It is pretty therapeutic.
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Like, I think it is pretty.
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Mm -hmm.
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Mm
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-hmm.
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Thank you.
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Keep going.
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We're almost done.
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Let's do that.
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Oh.
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He's spreading us.
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That was a fucking good one.
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Thank you.
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I want all of it. I want all your cum
over my face, please. I want to taste
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I want to taste your cum, please.
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I don't want to waste a drop.
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Yes. Yes, baby. Here it comes.
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I feel like maybe you need a second
dose.
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Yeah. Yeah. I don't think if you go to
sleep now, you'll just wake up in like
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hour. I feel like we need to do this all
over again. I really do. Yeah.
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I feel like, I mean, don't worry. We'll
take care of everything.
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Let's get nervous.
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We just want you guys to be healthy.
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And we want you guys to get better
quicker, you know?
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Get better quicker sounds good.
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Isn't that so nice? You'll get better so
much faster if you get some good rest.
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