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Go Princess Go Episode 12

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♫ If my lover's life was never short ♫

♫ does this world have any legendary stories ♫

♫ If a moth's afraid of touching fire ♫

♫ how can this short life be magnificent ♫

♫ Like being wrapped around with a silk cloth ♫

♫ Like golden shackles with a jade inside ♫

♫ Like snow dancing while falling ♫

♫ Like snow dancing while falling ♫

♫ So beautiful, to live for death ♫

♫ If love can be understood ♫

♫ only loneliness in the end ♫

♫ Forgotten the reasons and consequences ♫

♫ Stubbornness to wait long and hard, a feint promise ♫

♫ Wasted a lot of our youth ♫

♫ Wasted months and years ♫

♫ missed each other in one reincarnation ♫

♫ The one forgotten is me ♫

♫ Familiar silhouette ♫

♫ became mottled with tears ♫

♫ Looking at it but can't touch it ♫

♫ Love is something you can think but can't say ♫

Go Princess Go

Episode 12

Peng Peng,

I recently heard that your...your Shopping Mall plays very well.

Shopping...aha...Shopping Mallllll.

Yes! Shopping Mall exactly!

Since we had this Shopping Mall,

you and the other ladies no longer quarrel or fight with each other,

right?

That's because they have psychological sustenance.

Peng Peng, the reason I summon you is that

I want you to seek a thing for me.

It's Chang San-Chien's summer scenery porcelain vase.

Do your Shopping Mall sell this?

Chang San-Chien? Is he Chang Da-Chien's little brother? (Subber:

Chang Da-Chien, an internationally renowned Chinese painter)

Chang Da-Chien? I've never heard of him.

Grandma, I'll find this thing for you.

You can rest assured.

I knew Peng Peng is the most dutiful one.

Grandma.

What a fine day today!

Today is so hot!

So you are the guy who resell artwork?

I have focused on reselling artwork for more than 20 years.

No matter the thing is for the royal

only or collected by a famous person,

I could buy it for you as long as you need.

You needn't worry about the quality.

Do you bring the summer scenery porcelain vase I ordered?

Where are you?

Your Lady Highness, come here!

Where are my goods?

Wait a minute.

Hurry!

Your Lady Highness, this is the summer

scenery porcelain vase you ordered.

Well done.

What else do you have?

Da...Da...David?!

Your Lady Highness, please forgive me!

Please spare my life!

This summer scenery porcelain vase is

a gift for you. Please spare my life!

(This sculpture is priceless in my society.)

(I must get it!)

You want me to ignore what I see?

Your Lady Highness, I can do everything to repay your kindness.

Well, you give this David to me as a gift.

I'll pretend nothing had happened.

This sculpture comes from the West. It's fake.

It's a prohibited goods in our country!

Why you still don't understand? I'm helping you to disposal it!

My Lady, thanks for your kindness!

Er...easy. A piece of cake!

I go first.

Your Lady Highness, your summer scenery porcelain vase!

Where did I put it?

My Lady, what are you looking for?

You can ask me for help.

Tell you the truth, My David is missing!

My Lady, who is David?

David is the masterpiece of Michelangelo.

I just bought that sculpture from an Eunuch.

I thought you lost something precious. Just

lost a sculpture. We can buy another one.

We can't lost that sculpture. Otherwise we'll be guilty!

What...sculpture is it exactly?

This sculpture is a naked man with 'JJ'.

What's 'JJ'?

That thing only for the male.

Ay, this sculpture is an artwork in West.

But your country regard it as a prohibited goods.

If anybody else find it, we will be

punished by unlawful possession of it.

Maybe worse, be decapitated!

- Ah!!! - What's up?

Today, Scud Delivery came to our Xing

Sheng Palace to collect packages,

I thought the thing covered by cloth

is the summer scenery porcelain vase

and sent it to your grandmother.

Ah?! I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead!

If grandma see it, we'll definitely have a big trouble!

Ouch! Who?! Goddess sister, why you come here?

Yang Yan, hurry! Tell me where the newly arrived packages are?

Over there.

Dog-eat-dog? You won't double-cross your

own business, will you? Give it to me!

Give me!

Stop that!

I sent a wrong thing. Help me find it at once!

Oh, it's so hot.

Elder sister! What are you going to do!

Don't take off your clothes. I can't betray my ninth brother!

What the hell ninth...I...

Elder sister, you mess up here...

Elder sister, you hit me. It's bleeding...bleeding?! Bleeding!!!

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I heard that the delivery is booming in the palace.

Yes. Your Majesty. All kinds of supplies in our palace

are supported by Scud Delivery now.

Even the vegetables for Royal Kitchen are

delivered by South Vegetable Farm via Scud.

It seems that the ecosystem promoted

by Empress is really convenient.

It seems that the ecosystem promoted

by Empress is really convenient.

If I want to send a package, will all

the responsible person know what is it?

If I want to send a package, will all

the person handling it know what is it?

Your Majesty, an advantage of delivery is the confidentiality.

As long as you pack it well and write down the

address of receiver, nobody could open your package.

As long as you pack it well and write down the

address of receiver, nobody could open your package.

The receiver could check whether it is

intact. Then give a 5-star comment.

The receiver could check whether it is

intact. Then give a 5-star comment.

Although I concern about this new kind of

business, I can't be resting on my laurels.

Although I'm concern about this new kind of

business, I can't be resting on my laurels.

Okay, send a package for me.

Leave a message to the receiver, 'seeing

this thing is equal to seeing me'.

As you wish, Your Majesty.

Delivery is coming!

Your Majesty, here is your urgent document.

Please sign.

You can go now.

As you wish, Your Majesty.

Your Majesty.

(Written by Eunuch Qiang) (Subber: This love

letter is the lyrics of , which won AMAs in 2014.)

- Eunuch Qiang. - Yes Your Majesty.

Come here.

Write 'little apple'.

Turn backwards.

Don't turn back without my permission.

Your Majesty. The apples are tribute from Ning Hai province.

Grand Empress used Scud Delivery to deliver them to you.

Apples. Apples again! Throw away!

Throw away all of them!

I don't want to see any apple in the future!

Your Majesty, Your Majesty?

Can I turn back?

Your Majesty?

Your Majesty?

Ay? Little apple!

Emperor doesn't eat apple. But I do.

Your Majesty, I'm here to clean your body for you.

Your Majesty, your pectorals are stronger recently!

So do your abdominal muscle!

Show me your mermaid line!

Your Majesty, so many people are fascinated by you.

So...so do I.

I...I'll do this by myself.

Eunuch Qiang, as you have served me for several years,

you should know that

I don't want to hurt anyone.

However, from now on,

you'd better keep a distance with me.

Let's say 3 meters' distance!

Your Majesty, I feel that you are not

satisfied with me in these days.

Did I do something wrong?

Please tell me.

I followed you since I was a child.

If you are in bad mood, I also feel bad.

Fine, don't say it anymore.

You did nothing wrong.It's just that this

is better for you and for me.

I'll continue to help you wipe your body.

Three meters!

One meter.

Two meters.

Three meters.

Prince Zhao, I usually treat you good.

But why do you repeatedly go against me publicly?

I used to be limited by my dramatic lovelife

but now it's already Easter Season.

Your relationship with my wife, Jiang

Ying Yue, has been blurred since

and I can't take it anymore and I don't need to endure it anymore.

Fine. Let's fight until only one remains.

- How? - If you win,

I will not interfere anymore.

I'm willing to fight with you until the end.

Armor Cup Poems Writing Competition Season 1

Prince Zhao, you go first.

Crown Prince, I'm gonna start now.

Looks like at present, the universe, sun,

and moon are all shining at our country.

The armored cavalry's tiger-like energy reaches a thousand miles.

Yesterday, a guest visited and suddenly

woke me up from my long wet dream.

Tonight I have no one to sleep with

wasting a piece of armor.

Why is it an armor again? (Subber: Armor is a kind of

Viagra, it is the only sponsor of this lowcost drama)

To beat you, I just need a piece of armor. (Subber: Armor is a

kind of Viagra, it is the only sponsor of this lowcost drama)

A bamboo initially has no intention but complications arise.

If one really wants to, please wear an armor.

Cut...

What's going on? It's already the

108th take and we still aren't done.

Zhao Bing Bing can you really do it?

If not, I'm replacing you.

Director! I can do it. Let me do it, I remembered all the lines.

Get lost!

Take this and just read it. Qi Bing Bing can you do it?

Director, retouch.

Go and retouch. I'm letting you read this.

Take this and just read it.

Director, I've memorized them already.

I'm asking you to read it so just read it.

Open the fan.

Everyone listen carefully. Let's start.

When can we meet again to cut the candle waxes beside the west window

and tell you my loneliness and thoughts under the rain in Ba mountain?

Husband and wife sit facing each other until

dawn, just because the armor has been used up.

If you are really a noble man, then you

need not bend for just five pecks of rice.

If you are really a man, then just give me an armor and it's enough.

7-8 stars in the blue sky, 2-3 drops

of rain in front of mountain.

1-2 armor drug, 3-4 am still not asleep.

I will reach the peak of Tai Mountain and once

there the other mountains will seem very small.

As long as there's an armor, the world will be full of love.

I thought about going back but what's the point of just thinking? You might laugh

at me for worrying too much causing me to have many white hair at this young age.

For having white hair early, being tired and weak are inevitable.

An armor will support you!

Just asking if "Ai Po Lao Ai"

It's "Lian Po Lao Yi"!

An old man who used to be a strong young man

can still be as strong like when he was young.

Let me say that just taking an armor

quickly, Lian Po can be strong again.

Why is it an armor again? What the hell is an armor!!!

Good news! A man's blessing, a woman's security.

The Chinese first ever Viagra, Armor is here!

Armor is here! Armor is here! Armor is here!!!

Important things should be repeated three times.

Take it 1 hour prior to activity and it will help you reach the peak of life!

(Subber: Armor is a kind of Viagra, it is the only sponsor of this lowcost drama)

Armor, makes you so hard.

♫ Watching too long can always cause confusion ♫

♫ If you can't see, it's like losing one's soul ♫

♫ My principles are blurred ♫

♫ What's clear is your silhouette ♫

♫ Time has not yet been sharpened but has been peeled off by you ♫

♫ Getting near your body's warmth, my heart's beating energetically ♫

♫ I stayed until you're asleep but is still worried ♫

♫ What if in your dreams, I was never there ♫

♫ Repeatedly hinted by fate but still cannot get away from it ♫

♫ Even my happiness and sadness follows your ups and downs ♫

♫ When your waves starts to swirl again ♫

♫ Makes me so helpless ♫

♫ Makes me fearful and weak ♫