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You're late. Shut up.

Wait, you know how much I hate you. Shut up and put it on.

What the hell is this?

Put it on.

Come on, come on, come on.

Oh, you can't be serious.

Yeah, there.

Now walk over there. Let me see.

Slowly turn around.

Slowly.

Isn't that turning me on?

This is my time.

Whoa!

You're looking. I don't like you looking.

I'm watching.

Watching isn't the same as looking.

Right.

Ah, shit!

Let me see.

It's okay.

Okay. Yeah?

Tony... Clothes.

Clothes. Why don't you go and put the clothes in the dryer?

Okay. Okay.

Tony?

Yeah?

You try too hard.

Man, oh man.

I'll never be like her.

Never.

Look at her.

Those eyes.

That chin.

Look at her.

Just look at her.

I mean, I could never be like her.

She.

She.

She knows everything.

That's her.

She's a doer.

I mean, she says something, and it's done.

I mean, she sets a goal or something, and it's done.

Me?

I think of 50 excuses why I can't.

It is so confusing sometimes.

I just wish I were her.

Sometimes.

I am reading in here!

I am reading in here, do you mind?

You banged.

Banging is no good.

You never bang.

I knocked.

Knocking is not banging.

No, no, no. You banged. You see, I tap.

See?

Jeez. I'm just trying to read.

You think it's against the law or something.

Is it the law?

Oh, what a prize.

You are priceless.

Are you listening to me?

What? Are you listening to me?

Yes, I'm listening to you.

I've got a guy in the next room who is this close to

making me his prom queen.

And you are begging!

Do you know you're naked, Diane?

Of course I know I'm naked.

Did you think I didn't know I was naked?

Well, you could have thought you got dressed in your bedroom, and then when

came out your bedroom, You realize that you weren't dressed after all.

Tony, this isn't going to work.

Why not?

Because you are driving me walnuts.

No one bangs at three o 'clock in the morning when they are having sex.

Nobody bangs.

Nobody. Nobody.

Nobody.

Princess!

What are you doing, Diana?

You're christening!

Am I christening?

Diana, I'm never feeling...

Oh, you think too much, Tony.

Don't think so much.

I mean, you think too much.

I wasn't always me.

Well, not in the beginning, anyway.

I mean, same face.

Same hands.

But someone completely different inside.

Until one day, I said, fuck it.

I'm going to be me.

And the whole world could just sit around and watch.

That's what you've got to say.

You see, Tony.

That's what you gotta say.

I mean, that's what you gotta

say.

I'll never be like you, Diane.

I'm no watcher, not a dealer.

I'll never be like you.

Ever.

Oh, let's give Tony some attention.

What are you guys doing?

Celebrating your christening.

Christopher. Oh.

Oh, man.

Oh my god.

Okay, now throw up. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yes.

That's it.

Okay.

it drips like that, it's the washer.

Okay.

But then, it could be the faucet.

Okay.

You know, drip, drip, drip, drip, drip,

drip.

I said okay.

Do you drink water? I don't see you drink water.

I drink water.

Six glasses a day will dehydrate. It's a fact, you know, and I don't see you

drink water.

I drink.

I don't see you drink.

Look at this body.

Are you telling me I don't drink water?

What?

Look at me.

Are you telling me I don't drink?

When?

When do you drink water?

Anytime.

Well, I don't drink water.

I'd be dead if I didn't drink water.

For Christ's sake, what are we arguing for?

Because... Because... You fucked some guy in the bedroom last night while I

sleeping in my bedroom.

I mean, why the hell did you do that, Diane?

Every time... I'm never going to be like you, God damn it.

I'm never going to be like you.

Oh, calm down for Christ's sake.

This isn't the brownies.

We're just roommates.

I think you're batty.

I really do.

I think you have this...

Fantasy about men.

I think you ought to take off that tool belt.

It's like jumping into quicksand.

You think, or you swim.

I've been thinking all my life, and I don't know if I can

swim anymore.

How good does it feel?

Very good.

Can you feel her tongue in your chest?

Yes.

Can you feel her flesh in your flesh?

Yes.

Is your cock getting harder?

It is rock hard.

Alhamdulillah.

Look at her pussy grinding against your cock.

Is your

pussy

getting wet?

It's so wet.

It's so wet.

I need that pretty eye somehow.

Stick it right up my ear. Stick it right up my ear.

So I can see it.

Light it.

Do you like a dispenser cup?

Very much so.

of your breast again.

A shot of your cock with a tongue.

It's really horny.

Slit of your... Oh, yeah.

Stick that tongue right up that pre -hole.

Stick that tongue right up that pre -hole.

Hold

on.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah, yes, that makes sense.

Suck my clit hard.

Hard. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Really good.

I'm going to come in her mouth. I'm going to come in her mouth.

I'm going to make that cock come right down her throat. Taste it.

Taste his cum.

Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes.

My name's Toni.

It's a funny name for a girl, huh?

Hey, Toni.

So what do you feel like doing tonight?

What do you feel like doing?

We want to eat you up.

You do, huh?

You bet your ass, babe.

Do you think I'm... Do you think I'm sexy?

Yeah, yeah.

Sure.

You know, I don't have to be here, you know, if I don't want to.

Yeah,

but you like it.

What do you mean?

You know, you like it. You like having sex with total strangers.

Do you think you could love me?

I mean, if I weren't here... Oh, my God.

Stop laughing. What's so fucking funny?

Fuck you.

Hey, hey.

Don't go.

Well?

Could you love me?

Of course.

Just, uh...

Leave the money on the dresser, okay?

I love it.

Oh.

Hmm.

Ah. Ah.

Ah.

I get to give you a push.

I like that.

Oh. Oh.

This is a good fuck.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh yeah!

fuck you. You're pathetic.

You're pathetic. I don't want to fuck you.

Go on, take your jacket off.

Let's see if I can fit that.

Put this leg down.

No, you can put your socks on.

In a rush.

Hold on, hold on tight.

I like to play with my breath.

You want to suck on it?

Want to nipple on it?

Do you want to bite it?

Oh yeah.

That's you.

I'd actually love to see me take all of my clothes off in a job.

You ready to fuck?

I hate whistling. Don't whistle.

So what did you do last night, Di?

I had a date.

Wow, you had a date.

Animal or vegetable?

What?

Was he animal or vegetable?

Who the hell knows?

I had a date too.

I swear, I'll never be like you.

Never.

Then don't be like me.

Christ, I am sick of that.

Then don't fucking be like me. I am nothing. You get it? I am fucking

Fucking get out of here. Get out of here.

you never make time for me anymore.

Please.

Please, could I come over?

I could do things to you.

You said I could.

Please.

I... I get it now.

I mean, I... I really... get it now.

And when people see me, I will tell them I was me

all along.

Hi, Teddy?

It's me.

Yeah, Diane.

Uh -huh.

How are you?