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Spencer started turning his anger

against his oldest friends.

You're up in my face, dawg.

'Walk away from me before we have a problem with this.'

And Heidi seemed more lost than ever.

This one is for geniuses.

It opens your mind into everything

and is for protection when you're in a war zone.

Things finally got so bad

we all decided to move on for good.

I don't want my family to have to be this way anymore.

Yeah, I think I wanna cut them out of my life.

Audrina and Ryan were officially a couple.

Does that mean we're exclusive?

I'm not even thinking about another girl.

But he was still finding it hard

to fit in with her friends.

Kristin and I wanna set up

like, a night out at Wonderland with everyone.

As awesome as that sounds...

Well, I mean, you understand.

It's a little intense at times.

While all this was going on, Brody and I turned

our friendship into friends with benefits.

- I'm gonna be honest though. - 'What?'

I'm really enjoying being single.

Yeah, so am I.

But what I didn't know is that

our new arrangement was about to become

the biggest test our friendship had ever seen.

'Let's get this party started.'

'Kristina's gonna...'

'Kristina's gonna spin the wheel.'

Kristina! Kristina!

'The special for the next 15 minutes is going to be'

'$5 Cazadores shots.'

Whoo!

'So I'm hangin' out with Audrina tomorrow.'

She's really happy with Ryan. She's more outgoing.

At first, I didn't really know what to think about him

but I like him. He's a nice guy.

But everybody's got a girlfriend

everybody's got a boyfriend, but I'm single.

I mean, you're dating guys, you know?

- I'm not dating anyone. - 'You're not?'

- No. - Just me?

Who said we were dating?

Well, I haven't really necessarily been dating

but I may go on a date.

Really? With who?

A friend I met.

Had a nice little conversation.

Alright, good to know.

So then I can go on dates if I want to.

Of course, you can. You can do whatever you like.

I just always wanna be on the same page, you know?

I don't wanna hurt your feelings by going on a date.

'I'm not really looking for the relationship.'

I'm enjoying being single.

♪ I don't wanna live a life of moderation ♪

♪ I walk around like I'm a millionaire ♪

♪ And if you're wonderin' about my situation ♪

♪ All you need to know is I'm Mr. Right Now ♪

- Thanks for lunch, baby. - You're welcome.

Well, I talked to Kristin and Lo and Steph and everyone

and we're all gonna go out.

- Oh, yeah? - Do you wanna come?

I always wanna hang out with you or to be with you

but at the same time, I wanna hang out with my friends too.

- And I encourage that. - Really?

- I don't want no drama. - No.

♪ No drama ♪

So if we all are friends and we all hang out

then it's perfect.

That would be.

Will, uh, be there or be not there.

Be there. Come on!

I'll be waiting at home in my candy thong.

God.

Reading"Catcher In The Rye."

Only you.

♪ I've stayed blown away loving everything you say ♪

♪ Oh baby you just sound ridiculous ♪

♪ Laugh out loud you stand out in a crowd ♪

- Such a beautiful day. - I know.

I love this little Melrose Place area.

I know. Me too. What'd you do earlier?

- Oh, I had an AA meeting. - Oh, you did?

Yeah. I need, like, something more in my life though

than just going to AAs and going to bed at 10:00.

You know, I want a guy now.

I feel like I'm finally, like, in the place

where I'm good enough to be able to handle that.

- Yeah. - I am sober.

You know, I finally have just let go

of Spencer and Heidi and like all of that baggage.

Well, Scott and I have a guy for you.

- Oh, my God, are you kidding? - His name is Max.

He's one of Scott's really good friends.

What if I called Max and we set up a double date?

But, like, shouldn't you, like, tell him, like, I don't drink?

That's gonna freak him out. I'm 23 and I'm sober.

I mean, in a normal world

I should have just started drinking two years ago.

Well, here's the thing, if somebody freaks out about it

they're not a good enough person for you to date.

'You deserve better than that.'

Alright, okay, okay.

- Thank you, thank you. - 'You're welcome.'

♪ Tell me I'm your every woman ♪

♪ Superstar give me what I want yeah ♪

♪ I can take you far if you give me what I want ♪

- Popcorn. - So good. I could smell it.

I know, it smells so good.

This is twist-off, but that's alright.

'So you and Ryan are good, right?'

Do you feel better now that you guys have talked and--

I do 'cause now I know he's not gonna go on

any other dates or be interested in anyone else.

Having a label sometimes, it just makes things feel secure.

What about you and Brody?

We're having a good time, you know?

- Yeah. - But, um, I don't know.

Well, I think it's good to have fun and just, like, go out

hook up, whatever, but just keep your guard up

because he's obviously out playing the field.

But whenever you guys are together, it's like

it seems like you guys are, like, together, together

and it's so obvious.

Like, anyone could walk in a room and see you guys

and be like, "Oh, they're a couple."

I know, we just have this, like, crazy chemistry.

And you're not getting, like, attached.

- I don't know. - 'Who knows?'

I'm gonna call Brody. See where he is.

I have a no-phone-at-table rule.

- Do you? - Mm-hm.

Um, that's like the third time today

'it's gone straight to voicemail.'

That's rude.

'I feel like whenever guys are like that'

they're, like, guilty or like--

He's never been like that before.

He's acting really weird.

That was my friend Kristin.

She's my ex-girlfriend from four or five years ago.

Long time ago, but she's a nice girl.

We'll always be friends.

Cheers to meeting new people in LA.

- McKaela. - Brody.

I wanna know, you gotta tell me about you.

I've lived here for six months now.

- Yeah? - It's still an adjustment.

I think the hardest thing for me is trying

to find genuine friends.

- I can be a genuine friend. - Oh, really?

Did you say to me the night we met

did you say that you surfed?

'I remember you saying something about surfing.'

I'm like girls don't surf.

- Guess I've to prove it to you. - Oh, so you do surf?

I can show you a battle wound on my foot.

- You got scarred from surfing? - 'Uh-huh.'

'Where? Let's see this.'

I'm not taking anything off here.

Oh, let me see. Oh, oh, here.

Oh, wow.

Let's get out of here.

- Thank you so much, bro. - Thank you.

Appreciate it, man.

- God, is it raining? It's cold. - Oh, my God. Here.

Get under the umbrella. Quick, quick, quick.

Oh, this is perfect. Just keep raining.

♪ Wading through this irony ♪

♪ She don't wanna make a big scene ♪

♪ But with such a big stage and such a big screen ♪

Yo, one, two, three, all the way around the horn.

No, let's do these three in a line. Come on.

I've known you since I was what? You used to drive me around.

- 'Fourteen, fifteen.' - You used to drive me around.

'Cause I didn't have my driver's license, you were the old man.

I'm like he's old, he can drive me around.

I even remember sitting in your bathroom

and you staring at yourself in the mirror for about

six hours a day, popping *** on your face.

That was pretty good.

Really get into it. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, break to the left.

So you're bringing a new bird around

'the flock of wild animals.'

'No, I told Kristin about McKaela.'

She got all quiet and weird like a chick.

If she doesn't have some sharp teeth, it's gonna be tough

to bring her around the crew, you know?

Even if she's nice, like, I think

those girls will just eat her up alive, man.

Oh, I'm not gonna not bring her around 'cause of that.

It's like, aren't people allowed to just, like, hook up

and just be friends?

Last time I checked that was cool, casual dating--

Yeah, exactly, casual--

That's why you just never have that conversation to begin with.

'Don't go to any lunch or breakfasts or coffees.'

'Lunch or breakfasts. Is that the date--'

That's when it comes up the next day, or pillow talk.

You just have to wake up and you have to pretend like

you're doing something.

"Oh, God, I gotta..."

And then you get ready all fast, and then they walk out and then

'you're like, "Oh, I just gotta go grab something real quick."'

And you just jump straight back into bed.

'Do you want sugar or anything?'

'Yes.'

I'm glad that I finally convinced Ryan

to come tonight to Jane's house.

Um, I'm glad you convinced Ryan to let you come here.

Oh, my God.

You have, like, literally been MIA.

I've just been with him all the time.

So I finally told him like, I know that my friends are

drama but, for me, can you just come and, like, hang out

and give it another shot?"

'So I think everyone's gonna be there tonight'

and I just hope that he has a good time and...

I mean, Brody's gonna be there

so hopefully him and Brody will get along because--

- 'Cause of Kristin, yeah. - '...Kristin.'

Is Lo coming? Have you talked to her?

Yes. Oh, my God, she found a guy for me.

- She did? - It's one of Scott's friends.

So we're gonna go on a double date

so it's not like too weird, like--

That's good. Do you know anything about him?

Oh, yeah, I totally asked Lo, like, 20 questions.

He has a car?

You know that's a standard, and yes, he does.

- 'He has a job also.' - Good.

He is a professional lacrosse player.

I don't know what lacrosse is.

But he's an athlete, so that's a good thing.

Yes, but I just, I don't know if the timing is right.

I just, I feel like my life is really complicated right now.

So everyone's gonna, like, have a drink, and obviously

I'm not going to and he's gonna be like

why aren't you having a drink?

I'm gonna have to tell him I got a DUI.

'And then he's probably gonna be like how's your family?'

I'm gonna have to tell him that my brother and I don't speak.

'There's just, like, so much.'

I just, I feel like it'd be scary for someone

to hear, like, all the complications.

Well, I don't think you need to tell him everything.

It's the first date. Just keep it light and have fun.

It's not light once you've been to jail, Audrina.

Oh, my God.

♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪

♪ Can't work can't eat don't get any sleep ♪

♪ You're messin' me up messin' me up ♪

♪ Words come out wrong don't know what's going on ♪

- Hi. - Hi. How are you?

- This is Audrina. This is Ryan. - McKaela. Nice to meet you.

Let's squeeze you guys in. Come on.

- Hello. - 'Oh, what's up, guys?'

McKaela. Nice to meet you.

'Kristin's gonna flip out when she comes.'

- Why would she flip out? - I don't know, maybe not.

♪ I do 'cause I run this show ♪

♪ But you break you're breaking all of the rules ♪

♪ Can't work can't eat don't get any sleep ♪

Oh, look who it is. Here we go.

- Hey! - Kristin. How are you?

Hello, hello, hello.

What up?

- So, uh... - What?

- Nothing, never mind. - 'No, what?'

'Never mind.'

I expected a nice hug, but okay.

What am I supposed to do, lean all the way over?

Yeah, come over here. Chill.

By the way, McKaela, this is Kristin.

- Kristin, McKaela. - Hi, nice to meet you.

That was very non-genuine, but okay.

What are you talkin' about?

'Are you okay with this right now?'

'It's just annoying. They're holding hands.'

I love how you're just loving life right now.

♪ To get me out of here you got to grab the gears ♪

♪ I'll leave you standing in my rear view mirror ♪

♪ So put this in your phone you're going home alone ♪

- Hi, girlies. - How are you?

I'm alright. How are you?

Well, at least you know now.

I'd rather find out now than in, like, three months

when I really start having feelings for him again.

- You did start-- - Yeah, I started though.

Look at this little girl situation over here.

I'm not part of it.

No, you're alright.

'I wish they would embrace you a little more.'

I'm not gonna lie. It's a little intimidating.

Would you like to get out of here and go somewhere else?

'Cause I'd rather get away from them, to be honest.

- Come on. - Are you guys leaving?

'I mean, we're so secluded.'

You guys are having your own fun.

'This is the first girl you've met that I've ever'

brought out and you're not even being nice to her.

What am I supposed to do? Go sit next to her and hold her hand?

- Was I rude to you at all? - 'Say hello.'

- Was I rude to you? - Say hello. Say hello.

Jerk.

Oh, my God, are you kidding me?

I'm sorry I didn't hold her *** hand.

Ugh!

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ You can't forget the monsters in your bed ♪

I still can't get over last night.

Brody bringing that girl

and being all over her in front of me.

I understand that he's gonna date

other girls and he was very honest with me about it

but he was rubbing her back and her hair.

It was just uncomfortable for everybody.

- He was, like, all over her. - And then to yell at me.

- Saying that I was rude to her. - You can't act like you care.

'Well, I'm not gonna go out of my way to care.'

I'm hanging out with the guy you're hanging out with.

- So it's a little awkward. - I don't blame you.

It's like he brought her just to flaunt her in front of you.

It was just, like, awkward.

It's like, I'm sorry, Brody, what am I supposed to do?

Go out of my way to be best friends with her

so that you feel okay? Like, what's that about?

Well, I mean, if she didn't know about you guys

now she does, she has to.

Unless she's an idiot, she has to know that something's up.

Kristin, you knew this was gonna end up

bad though with you and Brody.

Yeah, I mean, I guess I didn't know really what I thought.

'I don't know.'

I don't know what's gonna happen now but...

You have to go talk to him.

♪ Here we are sitting in a room ♪

♪ All of my attention is on you ♪

What color shoes are you thinking? Just black? Wait.

Oh, my God, those are amazing.

- Right? - 'Those are hot.'

But are they too hot? Is he gonna think I'm like--

'No, no, no, girlfriend. You wear the shoes.'

Okay, oh, they're here.

- 'He just sent me a message.' - Stop. Oh, my God.

- Are you excited? - Stop it.

Okay, I'll go get 'em.

You put your shoes on and grab your purse.

Ugh.

- Hi. - What's up?

- Hi. Hi, Max. - Hey, how are you?

Good.

♪ It is just a matter of time ♪

♪ Before I'm gonna make you ♪

- Oh, here she is. - How you doin'?

- You guys know each other. - Hi. How are you?

- Good. You? - This is my friend Max.

- Hi, I'm Stephanie. - Good to meet you.

Stephanie, Max. Max, Stephanie.

Going to the special spot, the W in Westwood.

- Have you been there before? - What?

'Have you been to the W before?'

Yes, I have been. I really like it.

Are you guys, oh, my God, are you guys for real right now?

Let's just go.

♪ Please please please ♪

♪ Say you'll stay ♪

'I'll have a glass of Sauvignon Blanc.'

I'm gonna have Grey Goose on the rocks.

- Yeah, same. - Oh, both of you.

- Uh, may I have a Coke? - It's a heck of a week.

Heck of a week, the whole thing.

- So wait, Scott's your boss? - Not really.

Max, actually we have an apparel line and he's our spokesguy.

Max, are you the model?

Stephanie, you're dating a model.

Like, Beckham. Yeah, essentially Beckham.

- How old are you? - Twenty four.

- When's your birthday? - August 16.

- What's your sign? - Uh, Leo.

I like what's happening right now.

- Can you guys not-- - 'Things are getting weird.'

- Stars are aligning. - It's funny.

I'm gonna run to the bathroom really fast.

I'm gonna come with.

- Nice little setup. - She's cute.

He's actually, like, really cool.

- 'I know.' - I'm surprised.

Are you, like, into it? Do you think it's going well?

I wish he wasn't 24. I wish he was, like, 30.

'Stephanie, like, don't focus on that kinda stuff.'

If you like him, go for it. Who cares if he's young?

He's clearly far beyond any guy

that I've ever known you to date.

- It's like, sorry to say-- - You know what, Lo?

- I'm just the matchmaker, okay? - You are a good matchmaker.

♪ I didn't want your memory ♪

We're gonna go wait for the car, okay?

- Okay. - Cool. You cold?

Did you have fun?

I had a good time. Would you wanna do this again?

Yeah. Like dinner or something?

- Yeah, that'd be cool. - 'Okay.'

- Without Team Scott and Lo? - Yeah.

Cool if I got your number and did it that way

the whole thing?

Here, I'll put it in.

♪ I just wanted you ♪

- Good job, kid. - Oh, stop.

♪ And I just wanted you ♪

♪ Yeah I just wanted you ♪

- Hi. - What's up? How you doin'?

- Nothing. - Come on in.

Thanks.

Oh, just gonna walk right by?

Um, I don't think that you really deserve a hug after--

Oh, I don't think you deserve a hug

but I'll still give you one.

- You're mad at me? - Yeah, let's talk about that.

At Jane's house, I felt like you were being really rude

by being all over McKaela right in front of me like that.

Well, I thought you were being rude

by not paying attention to her.

I said hello to her.

You said hello and then you sat down

with the wolf pack and you guys like...

'Cause I was a little upset about the whole thing.

And then I have like Lo and Stacie like

"Oh, my God, Kristin, are you okay?"

Obviously, I'm allowed to like whoever I want and, you know

I do like McKaela and I like you.

Well, figure it out.

You know, I'm not gonna wait around

while you figure out what you wanna do.

It's not fair.

But who is it not fair to? We're friends.

Brody, shut up.

I just don't understand how you don't see my point of view.

I see your point of view. I do understand.

No, you don't. You think that I was being rude to McKaela.

I thought that we were on a different understanding.

I said to you, I'm allowed to date other girls

and you're allowed to date other guys.

Brody, you were all over her.

Like, just out of respect for each other

I would never in a million years bring around some guy

and be all over him the way that you were all over McKaela

in front of you. It's just disrespectful.

It's not cool and I thought that we were friends before anything

and friends don't do that sort of thing to each other.

Exactly, you just said it, friends.

Girlfriend and boyfriend don't do that to each other.

Okay, I'm sorry that I wasn't nice to your new girlfriend.

She's not my... Hey, first of all--

You don't understand where I'm coming from.

- It's not cool. - First of all, she's not my--

It's like nothing goes through your head, Brody.

Listen to you. You're freaking out over--

So good luck with McKaela.

I hope it works out real well for you.

We're friends, Kristin. Remember that.

Shut up.

♪ You make it easy to break down ♪

♪ Easy to turn around ♪

♪ Easy to walk away ♪

♪ But I don't know how to stay away ♪

♪ You keep pulling me in again ♪

♪ And I can't live with or without you ♪