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Spencer warned Heidi not to go to Colorado.

You are so unbelievably naive, it's sad.

'I mean, that's enough.'

'I don't want to talk about this anymore.'

And when she got there it wasn't the warm welcome

she was hoping for.

Are you telling me you don't think I look good?

I mean, how do I go and say that, of course

I thought you were more beautiful before?

The gang invited me to Miami.

Wait, who's gonna go, you, me, Audrina?

- Kristin. - Really?

She's our friend.

But with girls, getting along

is easier said than done.

We were supposed to be here together, girls' weekend.

Get to know each other, hang out, become closer.

When I had a better time than they did

they all got super jealous.

- Do we keep waiting? - No.

We've already been waiting, like, an hour and a half.

Then someone started talking about me behind my back.

Everybody's saying that you're doing drugs.

- What's wrong with you? - I'm fine.

Don't come here and attack me

and start talking *** on me.

And somehow, all these rumors

were about to follow me home.

- Hello? - Hey, it's me.

'Hey, I'll buzz you in.'

- Audrina? - 'I'm in the kitchen.'

- Hey. - Hi.

- How are you? - 'I've been good.'

After Miami, just trying to catch up on my sleep

and get back into work mode.

- I hear ya. - How have you been?

Um, I don't know.

I'm thinking about maybe havin' a little party.

- Oh. - Just invite everyone and...

- Is it okay if I bring someone? - Yeah.

- Who do you want to bring? - Okay.

He's a singer. He's a musician.

- His name's Ryan Cabrera. - Yeah, no, bring him.

Bring him. That'll be fun.

Are you gonna invite Lo and Steph?

'Cause I know after all that...

I don't know how much you know about what's going on

but there's been some rumors about me and Miami

and how I was partying and stuff.

Believe me, I've heard.

I just need to ask, do you know

who started them or...

I have no idea.

All I know is that Lo and Steph thought maybe

you're not going out with us, it may be that.

Because I didn't go out with you guys, I'm on drugs?

I don't really know you, Kristin--

That's a pretty intense thing just to assume.

'And now everyone in my life is asking me about it.'

Like, my parents have heard about it.

Like, this has become such an issue for me.

Honestly, I don't know who's done it.

'I really don't know if Lo or Stephanie have.'

It's like anytime there's a problem

it seems like Stephanie's involved.

'I just, I need to talk to them.'

I just need to get to the bottom of it

and end this.

♪ And now I'm stuck in this ♪

♪ And I'm addicted to this ♪

♪ Mind is racing hearts are beating ♪

♪ But I'm liking this ♪

♪ And now I couldn't care less ♪

♪ Who's watching who's waiting for love ♪

♪ Turn on this loving I can't control it... ♪

'Oh, my God, listen to what'

'somebody just sent me.'

'"Kristin Cavallari headed to rehab.'

"Scary rapid weight loss.

Friend says Cavallari needs help."

Oh, my God. This is so embarrassing.

"In Miami, she was wasted the entire time

partyin' all night and well into the mornin'."

'Oh, my God.'

She is so ***.

'I mean, I told her to her face'

'that she was doing drugs in Miami.'

'The thing was, though, that'

'after I said it she wasn't like'

"No, you're wrong. No, that's not true."

'What do you think, I mean'

'does somebody who uses'

a lot recreationally have a problem?

Absolutely, it's like you don't want to go

to a party without doing it.

You don't want to do anything without doing it.

'She's, like, in denial that she was even caught.'

She thinks someone just sold her out.

- First, you blame your friends. - Yeah.

'That's sad.'

'Well, her party should be interesting.'

I mean, I'm excited to go and see Heidi, to be honest.

Yeah, have you not seen Heidi or Spencer?

No. It's been months.

Why does Spencer ignore you?

He's your brother.

♪ Hey you ♪

♪ Can I get your attention ♪

♪ I could be in rehab ♪

♪ Because it's just so cool... ♪

- Thank you, honey. - Thank you, dear.

I can't believe I haven't seen anyone yet.

The girls, Kristin, Audrina, anyone.

I'm so excited to go to Kristin's party

and show them my, uh, 3.0 body.

- 10.0. Perfect ten. - '10.0.'

It's like they get to meet a whole new girl.

'I'm kind of excited.'

I just feel like I'm not used to being around civilians.

Me either.

Realistically, I truly don't know

how I'm gonna be around Stephanie.

Well, I think maybe you should try

to make amends or reach out to Stephanie

because I've been going through so much hard stuff, you know.

If one of us could have that connection

with our family I think it would be good.

I mean, I haven't talked to Stephanie once since the DUI.

She knows why, 'cause that was the final straw.

What are you gonna do if your sister is there?

Um, avoid her like a plague.

♪ You're gettin' carried away ♪

♪ You're gettin' carried away ♪

♪ Sometimes I feel ♪

♪ Like you don't understand me ♪

♪ That's when I get carried away ♪

♪ You're gettin' carried away ♪

♪ Boy, you know... ♪

- Oh, well, hey. - 'Hello, hello, hello.'

- How are you, babe? - 'I'm good. How are you?'

- How's work? - So great.

'What's up? You look upset.'

- Huh! - What?

I just have a gut feeling that Stephanie

is the one that was spreading all those rumors.

- Stephanie? - Yeah.

- I'm gonna make you a drink. - Alright.

- You need it. - I know. Ah!

No one else... Lo wouldn't say anything about you.

Lo's too much of a chicken to say anything about anybody.

- No kidding. Thank you. - It has to be Stephanie.

- Why would she do that? - Because she's crazy.

Because she's a pathological liar

and she has nothing better going on in her life.

That stuff, though, is unforgivable.

That's something that you just do not say about someone.

'That's not a stupid rumor.'

Like, you can't joke around with stuff like that.

No, I mean, if anybody

she has no room to talk at all.

Oh, the girl drives me crazy.

I'll talk to her at my party.

'You're inviting her?'

I want to see her face-to-face.

You need to kick her ass. That's how I feel.

♪ When I say so everybody say so ♪

♪ When I say go everybody do something ♪

♪ Push 'em in push 'em out push 'em in push 'em out ♪

♪ Push 'em in push 'em out push 'em in push 'em out ♪

♪ When I say so everybody say so when I say go ♪

♪ Everybody do something push 'em in push 'em out... ♪

What are you wearing right now, Frankie?

I thought we were just comin' here to shoot around.

'You look like you're playing a tournament.'

- Basketball court, man. - Bro, look at you.

Are you kidding me?

- Oh, count it. - Yo, dude.

What're we doing tonight?

Kristin's having some little

shindig at her pad.

'You excited about seeing Audrina?'

- Are you gonna hit it tonight? - I mean... Am I gonna hit it?

I'm excited to go to the party.

Now, if Audrina's there then we'll...

I'll assess the situation when I see it.

But what if she brings that new boyfriend of hers?

- Who, Ryan? - 'Ryan Cabrera.'

He and I have had some issues in the past.

You should be like "Yo, homes

stay away from my girl."

I'll let it be known.

It's cool that they're, you know, together and stuff

'cause they have a lot in common.

They can borrow each other's clothes.

True. They can wear the same jeans.

- Yeah. What about hair gel? - Hair straighteners.

That's very possible.

There we go, baby. Get in there.

Dude, I heard some rumors about Kristin in Miami.

'Stephanie made up these stupid rumors.'

Because Stephanie is a crazy person.

I've said it once, and I'll say it again.

Who is Stephanie to say anything about Kristin

when she's had a DUI

and who knows what else?

So with her past drug addiction

maybe she's mirroring herself.

Oh. Yes!

Oh, that's the luckiest bounce in the world!

Is Heidi coming?

- Heidi, uh... - And the twins?

These twins?

She's, like, transformed into Lady Gaga.

Damn, if she doesn't look good, that sucks.

After ten surgeries, you better look good.

She better look damn good.

- Oh. - Look at that, get it back.

Oh, get it back and score on you.

♪ Can I come back and see you ♪

♪ I want so bad to be you... ♪

- 'Hi.' - 'I love your house.'

- 'Thank you.' - 'It's so pretty.'

- How'd you guys meet? - You came to my apartment.

- Yeah. - And then you, like.

'Wouldn't stop talking to me and calling me.'

- Okay, stop talking. - Okay.

- Whoa. - 'Hey.'

- 'Hi.' - Oh, my best friend.

- 'What's up, guys?' - 'What's up, guys?'

- 'How are you, bro?' - 'Who wants a Bellini?'

'Brody, you want a Bellini?'

Why are we all around this table?

- 'Cause this is the bar. - What up, dude?

- Dude, how are you doing? - Good. How are you?

- How are you doin'? - Good.

I like this table.

I'm gonna make some Bellinis for the boys.

'Yeah.'

- 'Yeah!' - 'Of course.'

Are you excited to show all your...

- New assets? - Associates and assets?

Yes.

- Ah! Hi. - Hey, uh...

- Oh, my God. - 'Oh, I love that dress.'

- 'Heidi.' - 'What's up?'

I'm doing my, uh, surgery hugs.

- I'm fragile. - 'Here you go.'

'This is your first crystal for your house.'

Spencer, oh, my God. Thank you.

Put it this way, crystals

have calmed me down a lot.

- Look at your boobs. - I know.

I'm trying to keep 'em in.

So please let me know if they come out.

How are you? Are you still, like, hurting at all?

Yeah.

He, like, cut my back out here.

- He cut my sides. - Are you done?

- You're done, right? Okay. - Yeah.

Well, I might want my boobs bigger

cause I want to be H's for "Heidi."

- H's? - Yeah.

- Heidi. No. - 'Yeah.'

What is all this? I'm very confused.

I'm vibrationally tuned in, player.

That's the bottom line.

What's this one on the neck?

So this is the key to Atlantis.

- This is, uh... - You mean the underground city.

No, it's just an idea. It's, it's a vision.

- It's a future. - Are you good?

I'm dealing with a little bit of *** right now with, uh...

- You know... - What happened?

All these rumors going around.

They're saying I'm gonna go to rehab and all this stuff.

But who's saying that?

I'll tell you who I think it is later, but...

Why would someone do that to you?

- That's, like, that's dirty. - Mm.

'Oh, my God, finally!'

Your sister's over there.

'Would people stop referring to her as my sister?'

We have not seen birth certificates.

We have not seen evidence.

'Are you gonna talk to your brother?'

I don't know, I thought it'd be easier

'to talk to him since Heidi's here'

but it's actually harder.

It's like going up against two people

when they're, no matter what, on the same team.

'I'm glad you guys came.'

'We haven't seen you since Miami.'

I know.

Are you guys going around telling people

a bunch of stuff that didn't really happen?

Like what?

Like that I was crazy partying and all this stuff.

We didn't see you partying. You ditched us.

'I've just heard that you've been'

saying a bunch of stuff about me.

- Lo, do you have any... - No.

Seriously, I know that there's a stigma attached

to like anyone, like, who's done drugs before.

What?

So I would respect you

and not tell people that you do that.

Then why is everyone thinking that I'm like

out of control, and all this stuff?

Ask the people you were partying with.

What're you talkin' about?

'If you're gonna blame all the rumors on us...'

'I don't believe you, Stephanie.'

♪ Tonight is like more time ♪

♪ You've got me feeling like the enemy ♪

♪ It's time to go now ♪

♪ Will you touch me one more time ♪

♪ It's the miracle I need ♪

♪ Before it's time to go now ♪

- She is looking pretty good. - It is.

- She looking pretty good? - She's looking pretty good.

'She's looking good.'

- Hey. - 'Hi.'

- Somebody is... - 'Welcome.'

Hey, how are you?

- 'Surgery hug.' - Mwah.

Why didn't you say hi to Spencer?

You didn't say hi to Spencer.

- I'm good on that. - You got that from the...

Thank you. At least I didn't have to waste one breath.

- You know? - 'Yeah.'

- 'Hey.' - Whoa. What up?

What're you making?

Kristin, the drug addict alcoholic.

Yeah.

- Oh, carbonation. - Careful.

I talked to Stephanie and Lo about Miami.

What happened was they got bitter that you

didn't go hang out with them and you were having

'more fun without them doing your thing.'

And so they just went and made up some stupid story.

Steph swears it wasn't them, but who knows? I don't...

I know. Stephanie.

'Anything that comes out of that girl's mouth...'

- Oh, trust me, I know. I know. - 'Anything.'

What's she gonna say? "Oh, you know what? It was me."

I'm positive it was her.

'I can't believe Kristin.'

'I just want to go.'

'You need to talk to Spencer.'

It'll be like rippin' off a Band-aid.

I'm gonna leave, but I didn't get to say hi.

- 'How are you guys?' - Good. How are you?

Excellent. How are you?

Wah, wah, wah, wah.

What are you crying about, Stephanie?

What the ♪ are you crying about?

That's why you're not in my life, you crazy bitch

''cause you come to barbecues and just start crying.'

I was just enjoying myself with my wife

and I get crying sisters in front of me?

She just wanted to say hi.

But that gets crying away.

'What the ♪ do I need to do to you?'

Drama, huh?

He just ignored me at the party, mom!

What just happened, we're over here

'having a little conversation'

then all of a sudden they got

people stormin' out of here.

I, like, can't even talk right now.

I know it's your brother, but he's off his rocker.

I don't know what's wrong with him.

Here I'm talking about

my little *** sister

who's not relevant to my life!

♪ I'm damaged ♪

♪ It's true ♪

♪ I'm desperately wanting you ♪

♪ And I see in color ♪

♪ In color ♪

♪ In the morning light ♪

♪ In the morning light ♪

Last night was awful. And your brother...

I cannot help that my brother's lost his mind.

Spencer's not nice to anyone.

No love lost, you know what I mean?

Yeah.

So, Kristin texted me.

She wants to meet.

'Why is she mad in the first place?'

None of us did anything wrong.

Because she lives in, like, this crazy land where, like

we, like, spread rumors about her and are talking about her.

There were a million people in Miami that weekend.

It was the Super Bowl.

Just because we were brave enough to say it to her face

as a friend, doesn't mean that we're talking about her.

I just don't know why

she's pointing the finger at you over anybody else.

She only hears me.

The thing with Kristin though, is, like

if you have a conversation with her

she gets over it.

'You should just talk to her.'

Put, put it to rest, you know?

No, I think you're totally right.

♪ Hold up ♪

♪ We could stop the whole world ♪

♪ We could walk all over you ♪

♪ Pushing you all down ♪

♪ This is the art of... ♪

You alright, bro?

Take a load off. Have a seat, man.

Talk to me, bro. I know last night sucked.

You had to deal with a whole bunch of...

You need to just forget about that

for a minute today, 'cause it's really affecting you.

You want to see, you want to hold something powerful?

- I... Sure. - Hold that, right there.

That is a seagull feather from the Pacific Palisades.

This is bird flu status.

'So, bald eagle, what did they...'

I mean, come on, man, these are snake-oil salesmen.

Oh, my God.

'It's your life. It's you and your wife.'

'It's you two against the world. I get it.'

'I never had females in my life that were so crazy.'

I try to go to a barbecue. I'm just sitting there.

I got a sister crying in my face, doin' drama.

- "He yelled at me!" - Waterworks.

"He screamed at me!

Look how he ignores me!"

'When she popped out of my mom'

and they tried to hand her to me

I went like this, "Aah!"

I-I'm serious, stop.

You're so chill, you don't see what people are doing.

And you do, and it makes you miserable all the time.

Not all the time.

My life is perfect until

Stephanie and Holly

try to come in and, like, be part of it.

What are you gonna do?

Build the biggest walls you possibly can

and just cordon yourself off from reality forever?

That's why I'm tryin' to keep it in my crystals.

I don't think the crystals are working, man, 'cause you're

hyperventilating over here.

- You're red-faced. - I know they're not working.

That's why there's hundreds on me right now.

Maybe take them all off and look in the mirror.

You're crazy. You lost it.

♪ Stand back ♪

♪ I can't stop ♪

♪ Stumble off the block ♪

♪ I can hardly walk ♪

♪ Stand back ♪

♪ I can't stop... ♪

Hey.

Are you gonna, are we eating or...

Um, I'm not, but if you're hungry

go ahead and order something.

Blah. Okay.

Like, I know, like, this whole Miami thing

is like, being dragged out and I don't want it

to, like, be an issue anymore.

Well, then you should stop talking about it.

You should stop talking about me

and goin' around and telling people stuff.

We didn't start any of those rumors.

'And I feel like you're deflecting what you did'

and turning it into what we did

and we didn't do anything wrong.

I don't even need an apology.

It's like, just stop talking about me.

Why would I apologize to you?

Uh, for spreading rumors about me and...

I didn't spread one rumor about you.

Stephanie, I don't like really being around you

typically, because I think that you're so two-faced

and you love to just run your mouth

and make up and make everything this big deal.

What are you talking about?

Like, even at my house with your brother, it's like

stormin' out, like, crying. It's like it's...

Don't even bring up my brother.

Like, that's, like, personal family stuff.

I could kind of care less.

You have just, like, the bitchiest attitude.

Like, you can't even have, like, a nice conversation.

Because why do we all have to be best friends?

- We don't have to be. - No need to be best friends.

Why don't you trust us? What did we even do?

- Why would I trust you? - You're just a mean person.

It's all drama and bull*** with you.

Are you drunk? What's wrong with you?

Yeah, I'm hammered.

I don't want to be friends with you because of this.

Because you have to keep going and going

and going and making--

Because I'm not gonna be fake when I see you.

It's not about that, if you'd just shut up, this would--

Kristin, just apologize for what you did.

- I don't owe you one. - You're delusional.

- Okay. - Oh, my God!

♪ And all along ♪

♪ I don't want be the one ♪

♪ To tell you what was wrong ♪

♪ And you and I are a lost cause ♪

♪ And all along ♪

♪ I don't want to be the one ♪

♪ To tell you this was wrong ♪

♪ And you and I are a lost cause ♪