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Last season on "The Hills..."

- Hey! - Hey!

Okay, I admit I have my own way of doing things.

I think you should come back here, right here

and come talk to me like that.

But Justin seemed like fair game to me.

Are you a single man or are you dating?

- I'm single. - How single is single?

Even if Audrina was mad about it.

You're selfish. You're self-centered.

All you care about is yourself.

Justin and I decided to give it a shot anyway.

I wanna have fun with you. I wanna do things with you.

But that didn't work out at all.

It's, like, last night, seeing Brody and Justin

like, I have more fun with Brody.

I feel like we've just completely grown apart.

You think you tried to make our little thing work 100%?

Heidi and Spencer's married life was anything but perfect.

'You knew I wanted kids when you married me.'

So it sounds like marrying me

was the biggest mistake you've ever made.

And Heidi felt something needed to change.

As for the rest of the girls

they invited me to Miami for Super Bowl weekend.

But I was about to learn that with this crew

everyone has their own idea of fun.

- Hi. - Hi! How are you?

- Just had an AA meeting. - Yeah? How was it?

I just, I can't believe I'm doing this all over again.

I mean, seriously, like, I'm only 23

and I've been to jail twice.

Like, that's not normal.

After the DUI, you're on

probation now, right?

So are you allowed to go out with us?

You're basically asking, am I grounded?

- Yeah. - No, I'm not grounded.

Um, so I was talking to Brody and the guys

and they have made plans to go to Miami for the Super Bowl.

And they wanted to know if we were going.

Like, if we wanted to stay in the same hotel.

- I know! - Wait, who's gonna go?

- You, me, Audrina? - Kristin.

- Really? - She's our friend.

- Okay, I... - At least she's trying to be.

Even Audrina is like

was on board with Kristin coming.

- Are you kidding me? - I know.

They're kind of getting along.

- I've missed so much. - I know.

My brother's still not talking to me.

I haven't seen Heidi and Spencer for months.

There's been some talk about Heidi...

...and a new face.

- This is all hearsay. - Okay.

Eyebrow lift, ears pinned back.

- Nose job... - No, wait.

Chin job, boob job, butt job.

- Butt job? - Butt job.

- Liposuction? - No, like a...

Like a bigger butt.

Like a, like a little junk in the trunk.

Wait, how did-how do you, how do you add--

I don't know.

♪ It's a game she's to blame ♪

♪ And who's keeping score ♪

♪ You can tell by my grin ♪

♪ That I've done this before ♪

♪ So let the games begin ♪

Heidi, I really don't think this is a good idea

you getting on a plane to Colorado.

'I think you need to stay here'

'where I can take care of you.'

I know, but I just haven't been home in a while

and I didn't see my mom since the wedding.

And I think she was a little hurt

not knowing about my surgery.

So I just kind of feel like I have to do this.

Well, Heidi, I'm gonna come with you.

No, Spencer, you're not gonna come with me.

You and my mom don't get along.

Well, dear, your mom is a very tough woman.

I completely agree and that's why I want her to see

how great I look and how happy I finally feel.

You are so unbelievably naive, it's-it's just, it's sad.

I mean, that's enough, I don't wanna talk about this anymore.

And we're gonna be late, so...

- Okay. - 'Okay?'

♪ Even as we get older ♪

♪ We can do it all over ♪

♪ Make our own plans and score the music ♪

♪ To our own lives ♪

♪ Looking into the future ♪

♪ There is more room to move here ♪

♪ Invincible as we score the music to our own lives ♪

Audrina and Brody are still out there.

'Doesn't Kristin have, like, a thing for him'

but she's not like, really... talking about?

- I mean-- - I mean, it's obvious.

I feel like Kristin tries to play it cool

but she's always had a thing for him.

I'll be bummed if Audrina and Brody hook up.

Everybody's getting along

and that would just piss Kristin off.

Totally, totally.

'I guess we just see what they do tonight.'

But it's not the end of the world, you know?

♪ As I lay awake ♪

♪ They're singing softly ♪

♪ Forever pulling me through ♪

♪ I'm singing softly ♪

♪ I'm coming home to you ♪

- Thank you. - Thank you.

♪ They're singing softly ♪

- Hi, mommy! - Hi, honey.

Hi!

- How are you? - Are you all fragile?

Yeah, be careful with everything.

- Hi, you. - Come on, come in.

- I knew you were gonna cry. - Hi, mama.

- Hi, honey. - Hi.

'Oh, it's so nice to be home.'

Oh, it's so nice to have you home.

So how are you feeling?

What, you act like I have a new face or something.

That's pretty much what it is.

It takes a little getting used to.

- It's-it's-- - Yeah.

It's very weird and very awkward.

I'm sorry, I'm just a little...

- It's okay. - So, how're you feeling?

Are you happy?

Yeah, I'm feeling a lot better.

I can hardly hear you, why are you talking so soft?

I can't talk a lot, um, a louder

because my jaw is kind of locked up.

- Hm. - 'Um...'

What all did you have done?

I got, um, I got a slight eyebrow lift

and that's why I had these staples in my head.

- Is that permanent? - Yeah, it's permanent.

That's not, they're not gonna come down a little?

No. I had, um, my nose redone.

I had my own fat injected into my cheeks.

I had my ears pinned back.

I had injections in my lips.

I had my chin shaved down.

Um, I had my breasts redone, and my back shaped.

And then I had a little bit of inner

and outer lipo done.

You risked your life to do the things that you did.

Mom, there's brain surgery every day, there's huge surgeries--

That's, you had an elective surgery

that was completely unnecessary and--

To you it was unnecessary.

I just feel like that when you left home

you had more confidence and more self-esteem

than any person I'd ever met in my life.

Well, you know growing up, I used to put

water balloons in my bra, and I always wanted big boobs.

And, like, you know, it's not anything new.

You said you want bigger boobs than you have now?

I actually wanted bigger ones, but they couldn't fit in.

It sounds to me like you wanna look like Barbie.

I do wanna look like Barbie.

Why would you wanna look like Barbie?

To everybody else that saw you, you were Heidi.

Nobody in the world could've looked like Heidi Montag.

Are you telling me you don't think I look good?

Maybe you should rephrase the question.

No, do I look good?

I mean, how do I go and say that of course

I thought you were more beautiful before.

I thought you were younger, I thought you were

fresher-looking, I thought you were healthier.

What's done is done, so

that's a terrible thing for me to say.

But, yes, that's how I feel.

I felt that you were much more beautiful before.

And I'm hoping that some of this will fade away and go away.

You don't have to support it

'or think it looks good.'

But you have to realize what I've been through.

And you have to realize

that I've been through so much pain.

And coming here and having you attacking me

is just really hard.

And I understand that you don't support it

I understand you're upset and you're disappointed.

But, mom...

This is what I chose and there's nothing

that I can take back.

♪ Cold winds ♪

♪ Oh oh oh ♪

♪ Oh oh oh ♪

'Cheers to friends.'

- Everybody getting along. - Cheers to friendship.

I know, can't believe it's so much fun.

- Cheers. - 'To Miami.'

- Oh, it's open. - Oh!

- You girls look so beautiful. - Hello!

- Little intimidated right now. - Look at you all.

- Who's ready to rage? - Yay!

To us all still being here, being friends.

To best friends, let's go rage

regardless of what happens.

Whoo!

- Ah! - Let's go!

Brody's out of his mind.

♪ Lights camera action action ♪

♪ Lights camera action let's go ♪

♪ Lights camera action action ♪

♪ Hop up a little pop up a little ♪

♪ Yo get up look all around ♪

♪ Everybody see what's going down ♪

♪ Ladies in the back... ♪

Alright, let's take a shot.

Who wants a shot?

♪ Girls get up look all around ♪

♪ Everybody see what's going down ♪

♪ Fellas on the side if you're on the wall ♪

♪ Putting dollars in the air... ♪

Where's J.B.?

I haven't talked to Justin in a long time.

Who are you seeing?

No one.

♪ So many click click flash I hardly see ♪

♪ All the people think they know what's best for me ♪

♪ I think it's time we switched direction... ♪

I need my...

Alright, let's take a shot.

Drama! Drama, drama, drama.

♪ I'm not going home tonight I wanna ♪

♪ Rock out till the morning light ♪

♪ And if the police come and shut us down ♪

♪ Then I'll be back again tomorrow for another round... ♪

- Hey. - Hi.

- Uh. - How are you feeling?

My feet are so tore up from dancing, and...

Mine too, I have band-aids on mine.

I won't even wear heels tonight, I can't.

But wait a minute, Audrina, like

why did just you and Brody go to the bar?

Like, what was going on?

Was he, like, trying to woo you still?

All those boys are super flirty. Everyone.

Especially when they get drunk.

What time did everybody go home?

- Probably about 5:00. - What?

You left at 5:00?

Crazy woman.

Miami's so different than L.A.

Everything's open all night.

I know. All night.

So, what's the deal with tonight, though?

I don't know if I'm gonna make it that late tonight.

I can't even speak, so.

We should maybe just do something mellow tonight.

Like, we can hang out at the hotel or something.

- Yeah. - Yeah, that would be fun.

Mm, yeah.

♪ Other side of ♪

♪ Three sunsets ♪

♪ And three sunrises ♪

♪ I'll see you on the other side ♪

'I think we should toast to...'

To a new Heidi.

How does it, how does it make you feel now

that you're starting to become

this person that you wanted to be?

I feel better than ever.

''Cause as dramatic and crazy as it was'

I couldn't be happier with the results.

Yeah, your face is more structured.

It looks like it's tighter

or like you're frozen, or...

- Plastic? - Cold... Well...

I wouldn't choose to use that word.

'But don't you think it's so weird, though'

that you were always, like

so outgoing and so confident.

And, like, I was envious of the confidence that you had.

I don't know what happened.

Thank you.

'Yeah, I think that I just wanted to be happier.'

And I couldn't fix who I was

being upset with how I looked on the outside.

I would like to see the choice made to deal with the insecurity

on a psychological level.

And that's great for you.

And you live in the mountains, you don't live where I live.

- So it's two-- - Does that make a difference?

Of course it does.

So should you not live in that area?

I don't wanna get into this right now, I really don't.

I'm just having a mature, adult conversation

with a brilliant, articulate woman.

Mm-hm.

With a very sore jaw.

- How's that burger? - I can't really chew it.

Do you want me to put it in a blender for you?

Enough, it's, it's going too far.

- 'This-this is frustrating.' - So what do we do?

Do we keep waiting, or do we go out?

No, we've already been waiting, like

an hour and a half.

'She's the one who wanted to stay in tonight.'

What has she been doing for the last eight hours?

Here's the thing, I have no problem

saying "You ditched us this weekend."

Yeah, we were supposed to be here together, girls' weekend.

Get to know each other, hang out, and become closer.

I mean, she obviously got mad when you and Brody

went to the bar together at the Maximparty.

Brody's the one purs... trying to pursue me.

Absolutely.

And for once, the guy, that she wants back

doesn't want her back he wants me.

- She doesn't like that. - Exactly.

It's so weird, it's, like, up and down with her.

It's a r-roller-coaster, you know?

I mean, we all know why.

You see her every morning and she looks like

her eyes are bloodshot, she looks like...

'Do you know what I mean? Like, hello!'

- Oh. - Like, it would give--

- Drugs? - Yeah.

I know, I just think for me, personally

like, I can't be around that kind of a person.

Because of where I am in my life, with the DUI.

- And she's just a liability. - No.

None of us need to be in a space

where there's drugs and there's crack heads, like...

'I don't know, I just think'

something's wrong, I don't know.

♪ Is there a perfect world ♪

♪ This just seems so much worse ♪

♪ Hold me up... ♪

- Kristin. - 'Kristin.'

- Hm? - We have to go to the airport.

We have to leave for the airport.

Let's do it.

What time did you get home?

Where have you been? We haven't seen you in one day.

Oh, I hate you guys so much right now.

Why do you guys look all cute?

We didn't go out last night, yeah.

- Really? - No.

- Where'd you go? - Everywhere.

- 'This room is a mess.' - 'Yeah, it's disgusting.'

It, like, smells in here.

What time did you guys get home?

- I have no idea. - Was it light outside?

- 'Or was it dark?' - No, no, no.

The sun was still...

Well, the sun hadn't come up yet.

How tired are you right now?

Pretty tired, yeah.

But, I'm not the only one

that's on this page.

I think everybody else is.

I mean, I feel fine.

- 'And we're good.' - Cool.

'Who are, like, the friends or like?'

Yeah, where did they go?

I don't know, they, like, bolted out of here.

I think we all just came to make sure you were

coming home and... You know.

'Not letting you miss the flight.'

Well, thanks. Well, alright, let's go.

Alright.

Okay.

Hey, are you guys really

sitting in here just talking?

We're not talking, it's just, like...

- What's wrong with you? - What's wrong with me?

How do you stay up until 8:00 a.m.

every single night like, I'm in bed by 4:00--

I wasn't up until 8:00 a.m. every single night.

And even if I was, so what?

I mean, I don't know you that well, so I'm not gonna

sit here and keep dwelling.

But we worried about you.

Me not hanging out with you last night isn't like

"Oh, screw, you guys, I don't want anything to do with you."

Kristin, like, people are saying things about you.

Oh, really, like what?

I mean, do you really want me to say?

Yeah, Lo, go ahead.

I mean, everybody's saying

that you're doing drugs.

Oh, my God.

Hey, Kristin, your legs are, like tiny.

You're wearing sunglasses all day.

Stephanie, you just woke me out of bed

of course I'm gonna put sunglasses on

it's been a rough couple of days.

My legs are tiny? My legs have always been tiny.

Like you're one to talk. Don't say anything.

I'm, how am I one to talk?

Because you clearly have an issue with alcohol.

And I'm fine.

So don't come here and attack me

and start talking... on me.

I mean, bottom line, Kristin

like, we're leaving at four o'clock.

If you're not down there, we're going home.

But we wanted to wake you up, okay?

Alright.

♪ Beginning to feel like the end ♪

♪ And I don't know why ♪

♪ Watching the sun race around ♪

♪ As it burns my eyes ♪

♪ And I never dreamed ♪

♪ That the world would be flying by ♪

♪ Chasing the minutes again ♪

♪ As they go we cry ♪

♪ 'Cause back in the wrong times... ♪

I wish it wouldn't have been so difficult.

Yeah, I think, uh, it was a lot for me to come out.

I thought it was too soon, and maybe it was.

We all love you and miss you.

And, uh, pick up the phone and call mom.

- Okay. - Thank you so much for coming.

- I love you. - Thanks, dad, I love you.

- You ready? - Yeah.

♪ It's the conversations ♪

♪ In your mind ♪

♪ In your mind ♪

♪ It's the times ♪

♪ We've never even tried ♪

♪ Even tried ♪

♪ It's the conversations ♪

♪ In your mind ♪

♪ In your mind ♪

♪ It's the times ♪

♪ We've never even tried ♪

♪ Even tried ♪

♪ When they're gone ♪

♪ I know you wonder why ♪

♪ 'Cause they are all we got... ♪

I just so much appreciate your coming, you know?

I had no idea how fragile you were.

I had no idea, physically, what you had gone through.

And hearing over the phone was

a lot different than seeing it in person.

Yeah, I think I've had enough for a while.

♪ Time ♪

♪ It's the conversations ♪

♪ In your mind ♪

♪ In your mind ♪

♪ It's the times ♪

♪ We've never even tried ♪

♪ Even tried ♪

♪ When they're gone ♪

♪ I know you'll wonder why ♪

♪ 'Cause they're all we got ♪

♪ In time ♪