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Previously on"The Hills..."
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Heidi had gone
totallybaby crazy.
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What if I went off the pill
and surprised him?
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And she actually thought
it might be a good idea
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to get pregnant
without Spencer knowing.
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- What's for dessert?
- Get ready for dessert.
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I thought Brody was happier now
that he broke up with Jayde.
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- 'Have you talked to her?'
- 'Yeah, I talked to her.'
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And I wasn't the only one.
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'Jayde, she's bad news for you.'
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I think you guys need
to mind your own business.
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But in the end, he wound up
going back to her.
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Justin had been calling me.
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'I just wanted to let you know'
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'I ended everything
with Audrina.'
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I needed a break from boys.
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Let's just get out of here.
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- We could go to Vegas.
- Done.
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We should go now
before we change our minds.
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- Okay.
- Let's go pack!
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At least, that's what I
thought, until I went to Vegas.
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- 'I can see Vegas, baby.'
- 'Yeah!'
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'This is gonna be
a good weekend.'
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- I can feel it.
- Vegas!
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What are the chances of us both
hooking up with someone?
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'You 90%.'
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- Me--
- 'Me?'
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- Sixty-five.
- Why am I ninety?
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You don't have any strings
attached back home.
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That's very true.
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But I would think that
you would want to
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just because you do have
strings attached.
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- True.
- This trip is all about you.
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'It's all about
you getting away'
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from all your baggage in LA.
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Our mission is to each
find one guy
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that we can
flirt with all night.
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- Why just stick to one?
- You're right.
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I'm just saying we're here
for a reason.
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'We're not here
to meet Mr. Right.'
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We're here to meet
"Mr. Right Now."
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You live and you learn,
and then you go to Vegas.
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'We're in Vegas!'
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'Whoa!'
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♪ When the lights go off ♪
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♪ It's like we wrestling ♪
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♪ I just love it
how she answers ♪
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♪ When I get to questionin' ♪
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♪ Whose is this? ♪
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♪ Whose is this? ♪
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♪ Whose is this this this? ♪
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'I went pretty big last night.'
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- 'I did alright.'
- Where'd you go?
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I was all over the place,
I'm all over the map.
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I got secret parking
every corner of this town.
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It was great, man,
I was just makin'
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the rounds you know,
man of the people.
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So what else you've been doing
in the wife department?
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I had the best night
of my married life.
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'I came home to a fully cooked,
prepared meal.'
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Heidi pretty much,
like, once she got up
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it looked like she was
just wearing lingerie to dinner.
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I'm like, "Damn, like,
this is what married life is?
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Lingerie at the dinner table?"
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Dude, it sounds like
the black widow
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weaving the web to suck you in.
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- What?
- 'For the big kill.'
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I'm saying she might have
ulterior motives.
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- Like what?
- Trying to get pregnant.
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- She's on birth control, dude.
- How do you know?
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I know she's on birth control
'cause I see the pills.
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And you gotta watch her
swallow 'em and take 'em.
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She'll be hiding those
under her tongue
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and you'll find a pile of 'em
in the corner under your bed.
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I don't think, Heidi would
never do something like that.
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There's a couple tests
you can run, you know.
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- Well, well, let's hear 'em.
- 'Number one.'
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Put a little wine
in front of her
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see if she's taking the alcohol.
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Take her out to, like, some
sush, get her some shellfish.
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See, I heard you eat shellfish
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it makes you all horny
and you get pregnant.
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I think that's before.
That's the oysters.
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- That's a different game.
- Oh, man.
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Seriously, watch out
for that after-sex stuff
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'cause girls can do
things that increases
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their chances
of conception, man.
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- You're making this up.
- 'I'm not.'
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I've seen it,
you can YouTube it
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post-sex baby-making acrobatics.
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She's probably got
a triangle wedge in the corner
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of the floor, sleeps
with two pillows under her.
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- And just waiting.
- Oh, my Lord.
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I miss the good old days when
you just worried about your car.
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Only it took eight months
for me to build it.
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Midlife crisis already?
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'Marriage life crisis.'
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- Bitchin' Camaro.
- Here you go, boss.
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- Thank you very much.
- Thank you very much.
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Mean.
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- Sick.
- Put your seatbelt on.
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- This thing is not a joke.
- 'I don't do seatbelts, man.'
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I like to be thrown clear
off the wreckage.
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Ah!
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Oh, Stacie, I can
always rely on you.
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Oh! Oh, my God!
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Grab those two glasses here.
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- 'Talk about a celebration.'
- 'Cheers to Vegas!'
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I never know
what you're up to.
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These people out here
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'we're never
gonna see them again.'
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- 'That's true.'
- Cheers to new boys.
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To Vegas boys.
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- Get ready, let's party.
- Exactly.
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I like how everything
I pull out of my suitcase
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looks like baby clothes.
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What did you bring...
Baby clothes.
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Hold on, 'cause I brought
a shirt like that.
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I'm wearing this tomorrow night,
though, so--
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So, then I'm not gonna wear
mine tomorrow night, right?
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Right. So wear that tonight.
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- Vegas, you have to step it up.
- That's awesome.
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I mean, we're not here
to find boyfriends.
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You gonna talk about LA?
No boys?
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No, we're not bringing up
Justin and Brody.
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Like, I'm really excited
to be in Vegas and have fun
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and meet new guys.
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We don't take this home at all.
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Okay!
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If anyone finds out
about anything
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I know who's telling.
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I need something that screams
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"Not a one-night stand,
but... maybe."
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♪ You can say
what you want to ♪
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♪ I don't have the heart
to complete yo-you ♪
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'I feel so excited
for date night.'
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I know how much
you love sushi and fish
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and, you know
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and crab and oysters.
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♪ And tell all your friends
that I'm bad news ♪
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- Hello, you two.
- Hello.
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- How are you?
- Good to see you.
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'May I offer you both
some type of drink'
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if you had something in mind?
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We'll have a nice,
uh, hot sake.
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- 'Okay.'
- Um, I'll just have water.
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- 'Alright.'
- 'Sparkling for me.'
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'Okay.'
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And can we get two orders
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of the crispy spicy tuna rice?
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Kind of craving more,
like, meat.
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'You could do
the Kobe Tobanyaki here--'
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Oh, let's get that.
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Perfect. Thank you.
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I wonder what Enzo's doing.
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Babe, you talk about Enzo
like he's related to us.
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What's not to love
and wanna talk about Enzo.
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- It's my favorite subject!
- Okay.
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'Alright, we have
your yellowtail here, for you.'
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- Okay. He'll take that.
- Oh, oh.
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Yeah? Okay.
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Let's propose a toast.
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To, uh, a marriage
that has trust.
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I love you so much.
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Cheers... love you.
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♪ She put that magic on me ♪
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♪ She got that voodoo*
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♪ She work that voodoo ♪
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♪ She put a spell on me ♪
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♪ She got that voodoo
she work that voodoo ♪
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♪ And I think that
I am falling in love ♪
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♪ Love love ♪
♪ California love ♪
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*Falling in love love ♪
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♪ Whoa whoa ♪
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♪ You know I gotta touch ♪
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♪ I'm looking for
my freaky guy ♪
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*My freaky guys ♪
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- Hi.
- Hiya.
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- J-Rock. How are you?
- Stacie.
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Hi, Stacie, what's goin' on?
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- This is my boy Jimmy.
- Hi.
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- 'Oh, yeah.'
- 'Can I sit?'
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So how long are you guys
in town for?
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- Friday.
- Friday?
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- You're in the Backstreet Boys?
- That is not true!
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I can't, I can't, I can't.
I'm not gonna...
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I can do that.
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'At the tone,
please record your message.'
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Hi, we're at some bar
overlooking Vegas
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and I should be having the time
of my life, but I'm not.
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And... I am.
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So I'm putting myself out there.
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Alright, bye.
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♪ Say we belong ♪
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♪ So I'm not the only one ♪
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♪ All alone in love ♪
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♪ Well I can hardly
catch my breath ♪
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♪ And I just hope
that this will last ♪
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♪ The world is slipping
from my grasp ♪
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♪ I'm looking 'round
to find... ♪
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Kristin?
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Come in.
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- What are you doin'?
- Morning.
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Are you eating
ice cream in bed?
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I'm eating an ice-cream sundae.
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Dude, what happened
to you last night?
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- What is all this?
- I ordered a bunch of stuff.
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You know how I feel about
mimosas in the morning.
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- Yeah.
- 'Where'd you go?'
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Oh, I just came here.
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How fun was last night though?
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Yeah, I know, it was fun.
I had fun.
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I just...
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I just felt like
all the guys were kind
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of douchey,
and I was kind of over it.
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Do you want anything else
for breakfast besides ice-cream?
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- Champagne, please.
- Champagne.
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Is that the shower?
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- Huh?
- Is that the shower running?
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Unh-unh.
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The shower's running, Kristin.
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'Do you have a guy in there?'
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- Maybe.
- 'What is up with you?'
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'Is that a guy?'
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- Yeah.
- From last night?
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I sinned in sin city.
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Is he gonna come out here?
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- 'Eventually.'
- Should I leave?
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- No.
- Who is this guy?
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'You made a booty call
last night?'
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- Uh-huh.
- 'Hi.'
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- Um, how are you, Justin?
- 'I'm good.'
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'I'm gonna go change,
get out of this towel.'
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Well, hello, Justin.
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'I knew you went out
and called him last night.'
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What happened to meeting
new guys in Vegas?
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At least, he showed up and I
didn't make an ass of myself.
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He had a lot of making up
to do though, like, a lot.
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This trip just got crazy.
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♪ Got that boy wrapped ♪
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♪ Right around my finger ♪
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♪ Can you feel it? ♪
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♪ Got the boy wrapped up ♪
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♪ A perfect picture ♪
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*And I love it ♪
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♪ Got the boy
wrapped right around ♪
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00:10:35,669 --> 00:10:37,170
- 'Hey.'
- Hi, how are you?
248
00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:38,371
- Good.
- Good.
249
00:10:38,438 --> 00:10:41,241
- How you doin'?
- I'm good.
250
00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:43,543
- What up?
- Not much.
251
00:10:43,610 --> 00:10:46,313
- My sister's having a boy.
- She is?
252
00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:47,480
- Yeah.
- She's set!
253
00:10:47,547 --> 00:10:48,916
A little girl, a little boy.
254
00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:52,319
Yeah, she's, like,
very fertile, I guess.
255
00:10:54,121 --> 00:10:55,222
So did you talk to Justin?
256
00:10:55,288 --> 00:10:56,857
He wanted to have dinner
257
00:10:56,924 --> 00:10:58,458
or something,
and I was like, "Okay."
258
00:10:58,525 --> 00:11:00,761
So I go, I sit down,
and he just started
259
00:11:00,828 --> 00:11:02,730
saying those four and half years
we were together
260
00:11:02,796 --> 00:11:05,966
meant nothing, and Kristin
affected him in a way
261
00:11:06,033 --> 00:11:07,801
that nobody has
ever affected him.
262
00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:09,803
He said that to you
that the four and half years
263
00:11:09,870 --> 00:11:12,005
you were together meant nothing?
264
00:11:13,140 --> 00:11:16,676
I was literally
his punching bag, Derek.
265
00:11:16,744 --> 00:11:19,312
I don't understand why you put
yourself through that ***.
266
00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:21,481
I should have not went at all.
267
00:11:23,717 --> 00:11:26,619
I think Justin's in Vegas
right now.
268
00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:28,055
At least, that's
what I heard through--
269
00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:32,826
- With who?
- With Kristin and Stacie.
270
00:11:32,893 --> 00:11:35,062
He's a douche bag,
he will never change.
271
00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:36,730
He's a super-selfish guy.
272
00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:38,631
It's like I've been on
this roller coaster ride
273
00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,667
for four and half years,
and there comes a point
274
00:11:40,734 --> 00:11:42,469
where you need to get off.
275
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:44,504
Are you telling me
right now you're done?
276
00:11:44,571 --> 00:11:45,672
There's nothing left there?
277
00:11:45,739 --> 00:11:46,807
- There's nothing left.
- Nothing.
278
00:11:46,874 --> 00:11:49,476
- There's nothing left.
- Really?
279
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:50,944
There's nothing there, Derek.
280
00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:53,113
This is the last time
you're ever gonna
281
00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:54,447
hear me talk about him.
282
00:11:54,514 --> 00:11:55,816
Alright.
283
00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:58,485
♪ It's just a cover-up ♪
284
00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,487
♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
285
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,255
♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
286
00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:04,191
♪ It's just a cover-up ♪
287
00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:06,259
♪ It's just a cover-up ♪
288
00:12:06,326 --> 00:12:08,261
♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
289
00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:09,830
♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
290
00:12:09,897 --> 00:12:11,264
Alright!
291
00:12:13,033 --> 00:12:15,535
'Um, may I have
a vodka soda, please?'
292
00:12:15,602 --> 00:12:17,637
Can I have a grey goose soda, please?
293
00:12:17,704 --> 00:12:19,940
- I'm so happy you can make it.
- Yeah. Really?
294
00:12:20,007 --> 00:12:21,775
- It's fun, yeah.
- 'I know.'
295
00:12:21,842 --> 00:12:23,643
It's sweet of you to come.
It makes it different--
296
00:12:23,710 --> 00:12:25,645
I hope I don't hear
differently later, you know?
297
00:12:25,712 --> 00:12:27,447
So what's the plan for tonight?
298
00:12:27,514 --> 00:12:28,949
What do you guys feel like?
299
00:12:29,016 --> 00:12:31,551
We should go to a strip club
at some point.
300
00:12:31,618 --> 00:12:33,787
- We're in Vegas, we have to.
- I'll go to a strip club.
301
00:12:33,854 --> 00:12:35,923
- Yeah.
- I'msodown!
302
00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:37,357
Did you think
I was gonna come?
303
00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:38,892
- Uh... no.
- Can you imagine...
304
00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:40,961
...imagine if I didn't
come on this one.
305
00:12:41,028 --> 00:12:44,131
- I'd have been really upset.
- Good.
306
00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:47,334
Did you ever drive
to Vegas for Audrina?
307
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:48,969
I don't think so.
308
00:12:49,036 --> 00:12:53,040
You, you kind of make me do
things I don't usually do.
309
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:55,375
It's, uh,
unconventional for me.
310
00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:56,844
- Good.
- What if I called you?
311
00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:58,078
Would you ride out to Vegas?
312
00:12:58,145 --> 00:12:59,679
After you kept going
back and forth
313
00:12:59,746 --> 00:13:00,981
between Audrina and me, no.
314
00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:03,250
I could say the same thing
about Brody.
315
00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:07,020
I know you guys are friends and
you talk, but do you, like...
316
00:13:07,087 --> 00:13:11,191
It's, uh, it's not gonna happen
with Brody and I, so...
317
00:13:12,725 --> 00:13:14,928
'Everything, everything
happens for a reason.'
318
00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:17,831
Let's make it
a really fun night.
319
00:13:17,898 --> 00:13:20,400
Alright, to having
the best night in Vegas.
320
00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:22,970
Ah!
321
00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:28,408
I think tonight's gonna be fun.
Don't let me down.
322
00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:30,610
Don't letmedown.
323
00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:44,057
♪ I'm gonna see you down
on the other side ♪
324
00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:46,526
♪ Where the sulphur
and the fire meet ♪
325
00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:49,729
♪ There will be ♪
♪ And there will be no places ♪
326
00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:51,298
♪ For you to hide ♪
327
00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:54,868
♪ When you feel the pressure
from the heat ♪
328
00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:58,238
♪ I'm gonna see you down
on the other side ♪
329
00:13:58,305 --> 00:14:01,674
♪ Where the sulphur
and the fire meet ♪
330
00:14:01,741 --> 00:14:03,576
Whoa!
331
00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:05,545
- Whoa...
- Whoo!
332
00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:08,615
♪ When you feel the pressure
from the heat ♪
333
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,083
I can do that.
334
00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:17,057
I wanna get a stripper pole.
335
00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:21,962
Whoo!
336
00:14:22,029 --> 00:14:23,030
Oh!
337
00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:29,369
Whoo!
338
00:14:31,738 --> 00:14:34,041
♪ I want you to go ♪
339
00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:35,808
Oh, my God!
340
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,510
Aah! Oh, my God!
341
00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:38,946
Oh!
342
00:14:39,012 --> 00:14:43,050
- 'Oh, man!'
- 'Wow, that was so cute.'
343
00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:46,653
- That was so funny!
- Oh, my God.
344
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:48,355
- That was intense.
- How'd it feel?
345
00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:49,756
I feel molested.
346
00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:52,092
She lifted up her legs.
I was like, "Aah!"
347
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,062
Well, I'm happy.
348
00:14:55,128 --> 00:14:55,929
Nice work.
349
00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:57,630
I'm *** good.
350
00:14:57,697 --> 00:15:00,133
Hah. I'm good.
351
00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:01,601
I called you.
352
00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:03,736
'This is all me.'
353
00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:11,378
Aw!
354
00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:12,980
Aww, we kissed.
355
00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:14,381
- Now, you guys gotta kiss.
- Yeah.
356
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:17,584
I'll kiss you. Come here.
357
00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:19,186
'Come here.'
358
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:21,121
'Yeah! Ha-ha.'
359
00:15:21,188 --> 00:15:23,957
♪ There will be
and there will be no places ♪
360
00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:25,592
♪ For you to hide ♪
361
00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:28,461
♪ When you feel the pressure
from the heat ♪
362
00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:30,063
♪ Whoo-whoo ♪
363
00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:50,717
'Yo, man, what's up, dude?'
364
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,285
'What's goin' on?
What's going on here?'
365
00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:55,288
- This is what's up.
- Sheesh, oh, my dude!
366
00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:57,757
This is not tight.
367
00:15:57,824 --> 00:16:00,060
She must have left this around
for you to find or something.
368
00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:01,861
Oh, no, no,
it was in the trash.
369
00:16:01,928 --> 00:16:04,631
Did you already go to sushi?
Was she drinking and stuff?
370
00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:06,666
Did you take her out
and run her through the paces?
371
00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:10,737
You were very correct about
taking her to Katsuya and--
372
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,305
Thank you.
373
00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:14,474
- Doing the little alcohol test.
- Yes.
374
00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:18,711
Um, but yeah,
so, she didn't drink.
375
00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:21,281
Bro, that's rough.
376
00:16:21,348 --> 00:16:23,516
Rough one for you.
377
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:26,886
What if she's pregnant?
Game over.
378
00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:29,689
If she's already pregnant,
you're gonna have nine months
379
00:16:29,756 --> 00:16:31,724
to start reading
a *** ton of books
380
00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:33,726
and get ready to be a daddy.
381
00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:37,230
I'm gonna have
a serious meltdown
382
00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:39,299
if she tells me
she's really pregnant.
383
00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:40,733
I mean, I'm gonna have
the kind of kid
384
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,769
that's gonna grow up
and just try to kill me.
385
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,104
I can just feel that, you know?
386
00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:46,339
A little Oedipus complex?
387
00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:47,640
- A lot of kids do that.
- I mean...
388
00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:49,276
I can't even believe
they don't have
389
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:50,777
a male birth control pill yet.
390
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:51,878
I should have been on it.
391
00:16:51,944 --> 00:16:53,280
The only realistic thing
you can do
392
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:54,847
is sit her down and talk to her.
393
00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:56,849
You're gonna have to confront
this head-on with her
394
00:16:56,916 --> 00:16:59,986
and, like, I highly suggest
you do that soon
395
00:17:00,053 --> 00:17:01,588
before you got
the little pitter-patter
396
00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:03,256
of little feet
running around here.
397
00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:05,258
Once one kid comes,
then they just start comin'.
398
00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:07,794
They'll start droppin'.
399
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:10,463
I got a book of baby names
if you want me to bring it over
400
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,299
you can start
sortin' through those.
401
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,501
- No? Not into that?
- It's not funny, Charlie.
402
00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:16,203
Like, I don't,
and you're making jokes--
403
00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:17,504
I'm trying to make light
of it so...
404
00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:19,005
Now, don't-don't
try to make light.
405
00:17:19,072 --> 00:17:20,273
I just wanna be depressed here.
406
00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:23,243
- I don't want to get pumped up.
- I mean...
407
00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:25,712
You gotta do you
at the end of the day, so...
408
00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:27,580
Me is not a baby.
409
00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:29,249
It might be now.
410
00:17:30,317 --> 00:17:33,653
♪ Can you be brave? ♪
411
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:37,524
♪ Will you let me save you? ♪
412
00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:40,160
♪ If you lead the way ♪
413
00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:45,298
♪ I won't betray you ♪
414
00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:48,701
♪ And I know you'll come back ♪
415
00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:50,937
♪ On your own ♪
416
00:17:51,003 --> 00:17:52,038
Oh, my God.
417
00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:55,275
I'm hurting.
418
00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:57,810
Oh...
419
00:17:57,877 --> 00:18:01,013
- Good morning, sunshine.
- How you feeling?
420
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,949
Actually,
not as bad as I should.
421
00:18:03,015 --> 00:18:04,317
That's 'cause I'm here.
422
00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:05,818
- Duh.
- I know.
423
00:18:05,885 --> 00:18:07,019
Duh.
424
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,189
Besides my voice,
I feel fabulous.
425
00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:10,857
God!
426
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:13,360
At least, you didn't get
molested by a stripper.
427
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:15,027
That was the best part.
428
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,997
I mean, I've never had
a girl *** on me before.
429
00:18:18,064 --> 00:18:20,400
- She literally *** on you.
- She *** on me.
430
00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:22,202
- You loved it.
- Yeah, I was loving it.
431
00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:23,836
- Oh, God, I just--
- How do you...
432
00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:25,672
- Stacie and I kissed.
- Yeah, what happened?
433
00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:27,106
- What'd you turn into?
- I don't know.
434
00:18:27,174 --> 00:18:28,508
Something about
those strip clubs.
435
00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:29,709
Okay...
436
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:30,877
Well, I'm really glad
that you came.
437
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,679
- Yeah?
- It made it a lot of fun.
438
00:18:32,745 --> 00:18:34,447
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
439
00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:38,385
- Good to know.
- Yeah.
440
00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:41,354
So what happens now?
441
00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:44,090
When we go back
to the real world?
442
00:18:44,157 --> 00:18:45,492
Are we gonna
hang out after Vegas?
443
00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:46,926
I don't know, are we?
444
00:18:46,993 --> 00:18:48,828
I mean, it's easy
when no one else is around
445
00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:50,663
for everything
to be good, but...
446
00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:52,532
We'll see what happens
when we get back.
447
00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:56,336
We'll see.
448
00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:09,816
♪ I've got you
underneath my skin ♪
449
00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:13,653
♪ I can't think of how
I let you in ♪
450
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:17,790
♪ You look so good
but feel so wrong ♪
451
00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:24,931
♪ No time to figure
all this out ♪
452
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:28,935
♪ Just picking up
what you put down ♪
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