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Previously on "The Hills..."

Spencer surprised
Heidi with puppies.

Here comes the only babies this
husband is ever gonna provide.

But if he thought that would
end the baby talk

he was in for
a surprise of his own.

After meetin' up with Justin

Audrina started
liking him again.

I would never be
able to say anything was

better than Audrina Patridge.

And she made sure to let me
know they were hangin' out.

I have to tell you, I did meet
him for drinks the other night.

Okay, Audrina.

Justin tried to explain,
but I don't do excuses.

- Alright, I'm done.
- Really?

Now with Brody single again

I was ready to give things
another try.

You figure out what you wanna
do, then you can call me.

But I knew, ex-girlfriends
didn't go away that easily.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

- 'Mrs. Bobby.'
- 'Oh, shut up.'

- That's long gone.
- So what are you gonna do now?

On to the next, I don't know.

- I don't know.
- Oh, it's good to be single.

- Yeah. Thank you.
- 'Ooh.'

And scallops with...

- Thank you.
- 'Thank you.'

- So do you and Jayde talk?
- No.

So what if she finds out that
we're at dinner?

She's gonna come and kill me?

I wouldn't wanna see
that fight between you two.

I don't wanna be involved
in that fight.

So what can and can't you do?

I don't know, it's pretty, uh,
pretty flirtatious over there.

As far as I know, you're single

and you and Jayde are on a break
or broken up or whatever, so...

Well, we should do this again.

♪ Are you ready? ♪

♪ Are you ready? ♪
♪ Are you ready? ♪

♪ Are you ready? ♪

♪ If you had to wait
and we're running out of ♪

- Dolly, come on, Dolly.
- Come on, Dolly.

- Here, Dolly.
- Ninja, get it!

Oh, be careful. They can't swim.

See how deep it is?

They have to swim like...

Oh, how are our babies doin'?

They are running
around everywhere.

- Whoa, whoa, Ninja.
- Ninja, don't go there.

This is the cutest thing ever.
I love Enzo more than anything.

'Look how sweet he is
with our puppies.'

'So, you don't even need a kid.
You got Enzo.'

I still want a baby.

I wanna have a family.
I want us to be--

Do you hear all the I, I, I?

It's...
There's a we in a marriage.

What about what I want,
your husband?

Maybe you don't know
what's best for us.

No, maybe you're just selfish

and only just thinkin'
about what you want.

No, because I love you so much

'that I wanna
have kids with you.'

Yeah, and kinda deprive you
of this all day long?

You have the cutest little
babies on the planet right here.

These are puppies.

Please stop comparing
babies to puppies.

Alright, well, let's talk
about it in ten years.

Not in ten years, Spencer.

- 'You'll be 33.'
- I wanna have kids now.

We just got married
two months ago.

'Well, it takes a year--'

I can't even look at you
right now, you're so crazy.

I'm just saying we need
to start planning

because I want kids
sooner than later.

I mean,
what if I did get pregnant?

Is that a threat?

- 'Spender's mean.'
- 'Yeah, that's right.'

- I don't like him.
- No. Come on, puppies.

- How are you?
- Good, how are you?

Good. No purse today?

Figure all I need is my
cell phone and credit cards.

- What's going on?
- I'm going to see Justin.

- You're going to see Justin?
- I am.

And I'm kind of torn
'cause obviously

'there's still something there.'

You still feel the spark.

Why won't the spark go out, Lo?

You need a fire extinguisher.

It's just, like,
the last time we met up

'he just kept talkin'
about the past'

'like, he still wanted
to be together.'

And I feel like
he's really serious this time.

Yeah, I mean,
Kristin seems to have moved on.

- 'Yeah.'
- We all know that.

Thank you.

I guess in your,
like, fantasy world

do you wanna be
back together with him?

Is that something
that you'd want?

Since then I have
dated other guys

but I don't have
that chemistry with anyone else.

- Just be careful though.
- Oh, I know.

I don't wanna have to give him
another nickname, okay?

♪ I can't get myself over you ♪

♪ You've got all that I ♪

I'm sick of all my clothes.

I don't have anything
in my closet either.

This could be kind of cute, huh?

I think that'd be cute
for, like, the beach.

- What does this look like?
- That's cute.

It kinda looks
like a Power Ranger.

So, uh...

'...I went on a date with Brody,
we went to dinner.'

- 'You two?'
- Yeah.

'And I have to tell you,
it was very easy'

and comfortable and just fun.

Brody's always had
something for you

and, like, always will.

But I still feel like

he still is kind of torn
between what he wants to do.

I mean, do you think Brody

thinks of you, like,
as a rebound?

I don't know.

I'm sure it makes it a lot
easier having me around.

Do you think that was kind of
like the final, like, straw?

Having you around, he's just,
like, done with Jayde?

I don't know,
it always does kind of take

that one
other person to, like...

But it's different
with Brody and I.

Like, it'd be one thing if I was

if I just came in the picture

then, yeah, it would be
100% be a rebound, but--

Yeah.

You know, because
we've been friends forever.

- 'Yeah.'
- Right?

♪ Tell me do you still have
pieces of me? ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm not complete
at all ♪

♪ We can try we can try ♪

♪ But we're never gonna
get it right ♪

'You've been here
a couple times, huh?'

Yeah. Yeah.

- Hey!
- 'Hi.'

'Oh, wow.'

- How are you?
- 'Hi, honey.'

- How are you?
- Good.

- You want some lemonade?
- 'Yeah.'

- I'll take one.
- Ah, I love it here.

You have to come over
more often.

I know.

It has so many memories,
you know?

- Including with you.
- 'Aww, it's so cute.'

- We had a lot of fun. Yeah.
- 'So much fun.'

When Brody was dating someone
seriously, like you

I used to tell him that,
"Don't be bringing people

"around me that
I'm gonna get attached to

and then expect me to break up
with them 'cause--"

- No, she was the worst.
- I know.

Yeah, it's like breakin' up
with the whole family.

- It's hard.
- 'Ah, it is...'

You were, like, the best mom

for a boyfriend,
you're the best.

- 'Thank you.'
- Yeah, you are.

Well, you are adorable too.

- Alright, guys, jeez.
- 'It's a lovefest.'

Remember when Brody
bought you Bentley?

- That was before I rescued him.
- 'Where is he?'

- Is he runnin' around.
- 'He's around here somewhere.'

Bentley! Hello, baby.

'He's like my little boyfriend.'

He cuddles, he snores,
he emits gas.

- He farts. Yeah.
- Just like a man.

I mean, some guys, not...
Brody's perfect.

- Of course.
- 'Oh, yeah.'

'Oh, yeah.'

You guys are hangin' out
a lot together, huh?

Yeah, we've been having a lot
of fun. Haven't we, Brody?

We actually have been
having some fun.

Anything goin' on that
I should be knowin' about?

No.

Mm. You guys are cute together.

♪ Our love ♪

♪ Was lost ♪

♪ In the rubble ♪

'Okay, I'm gonna talk
to these ladies.'

'I'm about to be a monk.'

How'd you hear
about this doctor?

You get a good referral
or something?

I think I got to go
to Beverly Hills

when you're debating
cutting off nuts.

- You feel me?
- Sweet.

'After you.'

- Hello. Is this it?
- 'Hello.'

- Dr. Safir's office.
- 'Yep, Spencer Pratt here.'

Alright, if you could
fill that out for me

'we'll be with you
in just a minute.'

- Thank you very much.
- 'You're welcome.'

Brought my
moral support, you know?

Um, so yeah, Heidi's lost her
mind. The puppies did not work.

- She wants babies even more.
- That's like a week ago, man.

Yeah, but the,
but the puppies now

are, like, "Look how much
Enzo loves the puppies.

The baby will love the puppies."

'Do you know
if he can do it today?'

- Oh, no.
- 'No.'

'It's a quick procedure, right?'

I'm gonna talk him
into doing it today.

What the hell are you thinkin'
doing this, bro?

- I got no other choice.
- 'Alright.'

Let's do it.

- Spencer?
- Hello.

Hi, Dr. Safir, how are you?

- Pleasure to meet you.
- Good to meet you.

Well, tell me what made you
wanna come on in today to talk.

Well, my wife,
we recently just got married

and, uh, she's now
in baby mode craze

so I'm going
to go to the source

and, uh, make sure
that baby can't happen

and I heard that
it's kind of like a faucet

you can turn it off and turn
it back on if I ever needed to.

So I'm comin' here
to turn it off.

Yeah, well, I think
the important thing is

to think not only for
what's going on right now

but maybe five, ten,
fifteen years in the future.

'Since we really consider it'

'a permanent means
of sterilization.'

The procedure to undo it
doesn't always work.

You really threw me off
on the permanent.

Let-let me tell you a little bit
about the procedure.

'Basically there's a tube,
carries the sperm.'

We remove a piece of the tube.

How do you get
that scalpel into that--

That's a good question.
We make a puncture.

Oh, so you do go
punch into the nuts there?

Yeah, in the high part
of the scrotum.

- 'We cauterize the ends.'
- 'Burning it?

- 'Is that steam right there?'
- 'Just goes through the skin.'

- What is this thing--
- Like, a very, very fine jet...

Using air pressure directly
through the skin

'and into the vas.'

'We grasp this,
which is the vas'

'and we deliver it
through the puncture.'

This looks like a little piece
of, uh, vermicelli.

Ah. No.

- Ah. Urgh.
- How'd it go in there, bro?

Did you kill it or what?

He showed me photos.
I actually almost threw up.

Don't have him show you
those photos.

Uh, it's permanent,
you're right.

- Let's get out of here.
- Beyond permanent.

Like, knife you up,
tie things with ropes.

No.

Alright, this is,
like, a torture place.

- Hi.
- 'Hi.'

Hi.

Ah.

What about me and Kristin?
We're hanging out.

It's weird to see
you two together again.

It's a good thing.

Cheers. Where's your...

- Hey.
- 'What?'

- We're hanging out.
- Yeah.

Alright.

Do you?

You never know what'll happen.

'Is that bad of me to say?'

- Kind of.
- 'Why?'

We have a lot to catch up on
as far as our past goes.

Am I right or am I wrong?

♪ Oh no oh no uh-huh ♪

♪ Oh no oh no oh no uh-huh
oh no oh no ♪

'This is supposed to be, like,
the best night at this club.'

- That's what I've heard.
- Good DJ.

We have good DJ.
We have, like, the best table.

♪ Move it all around ♪

♪ I like the way
you drop it to the ground ♪

Cheers.

I'm not gonna say
anything too mean.

♪ I like the way
you move it all around ♪

♪ I like the way
you drop it to the ground ♪

♪ I like the way
you shake it all around ♪

Jayde just walked right by us.

What does Jayde know?

Me and Jayde aren't
really talking that much

so there's nothing
to say, I mean...

Wait, I need to drink up.

Hey, hey, hey.

I'm having drinks with friends.

I'm not dating anybody.
We're hangin' out.

You guys, you guys, stop.

Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey!

Don't cause drama.

No, no, no, no.
Kristin. Drop it.

Please, stop.

Jayde, it's about you
being so psycho.

Crazy, crazy. I'm leavin'.

I'm goin', I'm goin'.

♪ So when will I just ♪

♪ Shut up and give in? ♪

♪ Give in ♪

Brody, you need coffee?

No, I don't, I mean, whatever.

Ah, last night
was a little crazy, huh?

What happened last night?
I don't remember anything.

'Oh, I don't know,
your ex-girlfriend'

is a freakin' lunatic.

I, you know...

At the end of the day,
I feel like it's my fault.

I feel like we shouldn't even
have went there together.

I mean, it's like,
if that's gonna always happen

I don't wanna deal with it.

It's like why does everything
have to be so complicated?

- And nobody's even married.
- No, I know.

I mean, I'm not sayin' I wanna
even be in a relationship.

I'm just sayin' I don't
wanna get hurt in the end

if you get back
together with Jayde.

Truthfully, right now,
when I think about it.

There will not be
a chance in hell

that I would get back
together with her

or she'd get back
together with me.

Brody, come on.

I won't go back to her and she
won't go back to me, 100%.

So...

Oh.

I like playing
with you, Spencer.

Only once a week though.
We shouldn't do it every day.

- 'Cause then it's not as fun.
- Sweet.

So I still have not told Heidi

that I went to the doctor
for the appointment.

If you're not
gonna do it, I guess

you don't have to say anything.

Spencer, you went to the doctor?

- 'Are you sick?'
- Uh, I am sick, yes.

- 'Hello.'
- Oh, hey, Heidi. What's up?

Hey, Heidi. Heidi,
Spencer went to the doctor.

'Why did he go to the doctor?'

Enzo, what we talk about
at guy time is guy time?

What kind of doctor?

Why are you going
to a doctor behind my back?

Enzo, I think now's a good time
for us to go outside

and play some outdoor sports--

Yeah, that might be a good idea.

- Okay.
- 'Okay.'

So would you like to tell me
what my husband was up to?

I was going to the doctor

because I had heard that you can
do a seven-minute procedure

that can make it,
so I don't have babies.

I thought it was

um... reversible.

So once I found out it wasn't,
I left the office.

So you would've gone
and done it right then

if you thought
it was reversible?

'And then you would've
come home and told me'

"Hi, honey,
I snipped my balls off?"

- No, it's--
- I never lie to you.

I didn't lie.

By not telling me,
you're lying to me.

How's that?

Lying is if somebody asks you
something, and then--

No, no, not telling your wife

something that's life-changing

and that important is lying.

'You knew I wanted kids
when you married me'

so it sounds like marrying me
was the biggest mistake

you've ever made.

♪ Incredibly passionate ♪

♪ Incredible you ♪

♪ You always knew what to say ♪

♪ But your words now are like
the silence of night ♪

♪ Too bad I'm thinking ♪

Hey.

Hi.

Did you get a new ear piercing?

I've always had it.

Since 15.

Rock and roll, baby.

It's like
I have so much built up

and so much to say,
but nothing's coming out.

'Like, I don't know where
to start or what to say.'

I just feel like...

I do like you,
I do still care about you

and it would be amazing
if we could work things out

but, I mean, there'd be

a lot of working out to do.

I don't know, kiddo.

It's getting really cold.

I'd give you my jacket, but I
don't have anything under it.

'I was surprised you weren't
at Heidi's birthday.'

Weren't you gonna go?

Me and Kristin
were hanging out a lot

'and I figured
you would be there'

'and if I can avoid a conflict'

'then I'd rather
not go anywhere.'

Are you guys still together?

'Cause I thought
she was with Brody now.

'Cause they came together.

Yeah.

Sorry.

Yeah, you seem sincere about it.

Well, maybe
she'll go back to you.

You made your point, if that's
what you're tryin' to make.

I didn't try
to make a point, Justin.

Like, this *** pisses me off.

You tell me to basically
get the hell out of your life.

I do. I start seein' somebody.

'Then you hang out
with somebody I know.'

What do you want?

The last time we hung out,
I thought everything was cool

and then, that's it.

It's okay
'cause you know, I don't know

if it's payback for
all the times that you felt

♪ hurt or,
I don't know what.

I-I can't even go back
to any of that.

'I shouldn't be here.'

Then why are you here?

Maybe to finalize something
that's not there.

Because by you pushing me away

you pushed me into somebody else

'and it got to that point where
there's feelings there.'

It would...
Kristin, you know is...

Did something different to me

than, than me and you have done.

It was somewhere I haven't
really gone with-with somebody

and I really didn't...

...wanna think
about the consequences.

'I just did it.'

You know, like, it was the first
time I didn't have to worry

about what Audrina was thinkin'.

Well, oh, God.

♪ So many feelings now ♪

♪ In the silence of the night ♪

♪ Too bad you left me this way ♪

♪ But I'm tired
of feeling so hopeless ♪

♪ And it's time
to come to terms ♪

♪ With this last song for you ♪

♪ The last one I swear ♪

♪ This last song for you ♪

♪ This is the last one I swear ♪

♪ This last song for you ♪

♪ The last one I swear ♪