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Previously on "The Hills..."

Spencer wasn't ready
to start a family.

I'm gonna get my tubes tied,
like, tomorrow.

But Heidi thought he just
needed some convincing.

- I don't ever wanna have kids.
- Yes, you do.

You just don't know it yet.

Brody and Jayde seemed like
they might be done for good.

'Alright, Jayde, you know what?'

I'm glad that's how
you really *** feel.

I'm done. I'm done.
I'm done. That's it.

And it was time
for me to finally

make a decision about Justin.

Put it this way,
were you happier

when I wasn't here, or were
you happier when I showed up?

I was happier
when you showed up.

But something
was about to happen

to make that decision
a lot easier.

What happened
with you and Jayde?

We've been fighting a lot and...

So you guys are broken up
or you're on a break

or what's going on?

We call it a break.

What does
"A break" mean, though?

- It's like...
- 'I still love the girl.'

I just don't wanna
fight anymore.

What do you think I should do?

I don't know.

You're a lot more fun
when she's not around.

We used to have a lot of fun.
Remember the good old times?

'Of course I do.'

'What do you think would happen
if we were to date now?'

I know it'd probably be
a lot different.

'We're older now.
It may have just worked out.'

You never know.
You never know what can happen.

'Well, how long is it gonna be
before you divorce'

'little Justin Bobby?'

Oh, gosh. Shut up.

♪ And everybody loves you ♪

♪ And everybody wants you ♪

♪ And everybody wishes they ♪

♪ Could walk inside your heart ♪

♪ And everybody loves you ♪

- Here you go.
- Wow!

This married life's
starting to pay off.

You know, I'm getting
delivery service.

It's my favorite time of year.

'You know, we just
had your birthday.'

Oh, are you hinting

that your birthday is
uh, coming up, so that's--

Yes, my birthday's coming up!

Look at that.
I don't know what to buy you.

- What kind of gift do you want?
- I don't know.

Maybe like a party
or something would be fun.

So little Miss Wife that
didn't wanna have this house

because it was too much
of a porno pad--

You love parties.
You got the party house.

Now, please give me
a birthday party.

This is, uh, not a party house.

This is a beautiful,
picturesque--

No, this is the party house.

That's a party railings
so the drunk people

don't fall over.

We have the party front yard.

Throwin' a party
is a lot of work.

♪ I don't care ♪

'Cause it's my party.

- I know that, wife.
- Okay, husband.

♪ Save yourself
from an other yesterday ♪

♪ Don't forget
that I left you thirsty ♪

♪ Live everyday
like it's your birthday ♪

Laundry.

- I'll help you fold.
- Thank you. I just got this.

I am just such a sucker
for blue and white stripes.

- I just, I love them!
- 'I know, it's cute.'

I got it from this little
vintage store.

Yeah. Um, did you hear that
Brody and Jayde are on a break?

Brody's never gonna get lucky
with another playmate.

Hello!

'So I got an invite from Heidi'

for her birthday party.

- It's coming up.
- Mm-hmm.

- Did you get one?
- I did.

- Are you going?
- 'No. I can't make it.'

- Are you gonna go?
- Um, I was thinking about it.

- That's cute, by the way.
- 'Isn't it?'

It's Whitley Kros.
I got it shortened, though.

Yeah, like a little mini.

Yeah, it's cute.

I wonder if Kristin's
gonna be there.

I'm assuming she will be.

You've cleared everything up
with Justin, right?

You've, like,
talked to him about it?

I just kind of got
sick of it being

so awkward and, like, weird.

What are you gonna do
if she's there?

I don't know.
I'm going there for Heidi.

I'm not going there for her

so I'll just go and, like,
whatever happens, happens.

♪ I just wanna feel good ♪

♪ Look at all ♪

♪ Look around ♪

- How are you?
- How you doin'?

Good. Your hair looks good.

- Thanks. You look good.
- This is a cool spot.

- It's cute, right?
- Yeah, I like this.

Can I grab you a glass
of wine, hon?

I'll have a glass of
Pinot Grigio, please, yeah.

So when's Heidi and Spencer's--

- Their little party?
- Yeah.

Um, this weekend.

- I'm gonna go.
- 'You're gonna go?'

- 'Are you gonna go?'
- I don't know.

'There are certain people
you really don't wanna see.'

You know what I mean?
You'd rather just skip it.

- Like who?
- Like Audrina.

Yeah, I mean,
I'm friends with Heidi

and Spencer and everything--

Absolutely. I understand.

Audrina's not
the first person I wanna go see.

And I understand that part.

But I just have a feeling
she'll end up, you know

she'll end up going and I don't

I don't wanna run into that.

I don't want that feeling.

Well, that's too bad. I mean,
I think it's gonna be fun.

Well, you know what,
with me not talking to her

and hanging out with her,
I wouldn't doubt

if she maybe befriends you.

Listen, I'm not an idiot.

What if you knew Audrina
like I knew Brody?

Then this never
would have happened.

See? So what happens
if you and Audrina...

If Audrina and I become friends?

I don't know. Should I be
worried about something?

- 'Why would that be an issue?'
- No, not at all.

I want her
to tell you everything.

Why? Is there something
you're not telling me?

Not at all.

- Are you sure?
- I'm positive.

I want her to tell
you everything.

- Alright.
- Everything.

So what?

I'll be honest with you, always,
if you're honest with me.

I mean, that's all I ask for.

Okay.

♪ Out of your mouth oh oh ♪

♪ I can't trust anything
that comes out of your mouth ♪

♪ Trouble ♪
♪ Trouble ♪

♪ Lookin' like my best friend ♪

♪ Making it easy ♪

♪ I'm gonna let you in ♪

Wow, Spence, you're really
helping me so far.

Yeah.

I can't even believe you're
not getting off your butt.

And now I have to set up
for my own birthday party.

Maybe it was the cups that wore
you out, carrying all those.

Maybe it's you
that wears me out.

Oh, I do, baby.

So did you talk to Brody?

Who's coming of your friends?

Yes, Brody is coming with,
uh, Kristin.

So then him and Jayde must be
officially over.

Well, I mean,
they're on a break.

But they're not broken up.

'There's a difference between
being on a break'

and being broken up,
you should know that.

Oh, I have experienced all that.

Do you think Audrina's
gonna flake out?

I think she'll come.
Why don't you think she'd come?

You think
she wants to see Kristin--

I think that tonight is a good
night for Audrina and Kristin

to put everything behind them
'cause I think they just

got started off
on the wrong foot, you know.

And I think, um, the exact

opposite is likely to happen.

So what'd you get me
for my birthday?

- Uh...
- Lots of diamonds?

No, something
much more sentimental.

- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

It better be amazing
to make up for me

'doing my own birthday party.'

I gotta get dressed
and you need to go get

the rest of the stuff
for the party.

♪ Here we go ♪

♪ We're gonna do it alright ♪

♪ Working every single day ♪

♪ At a time ♪

♪ There's no stopping us now ♪

♪ We're gonna turn out
the lights ♪

♪ Got to be taking ♪

♪ Over the world tonight ♪

I haven't seen Heidi and Spencer

or anyone since
the London, really.

Oh, so you haven't seen
their new place?

- I haven't seen it.
- It's really nice.

So, I wonder who else
is gonna be there.

I think it's just,
like, really small.

So I think they're, like

trying to have, like,
an adult birthday party.

- That's good.
- Kristin's going.

- Kristin.
- You're cool?

I mean, after meeting with
Justin, I just feel like--

Wait. What?

Yeah. I met with him.

And what did he have to say
for himself?

He said they're not
really dating.

That's crazy.

He was just talking about
how him and Kristin, like...

It's really weird for him having
her on the back of his bike.

- 'Oh, my God.'
- Because that's like, my spot.

Really? Are you gonna
tell Kristin that, like...

Well, maybe she needs to know.

Ay.

♪ There's no stopping us now ♪

♪ We're gonna turn it around ♪

♪ Get down ♪
♪ Get down ♪

♪ Get down ♪
♪ Get down ♪

'I know, I've been
doing all my own stuff.'

- Heidi! Hi!
- Hi, Bunney!

- Hi, you.
- How are you?

Thank you for coming
for my birthday.

- I miss you so much.
- 'Of course.'

- 'This is awesome.'
- Who's coming?

Kristin's coming.

I haven't seen Kristin since
senior year of high school.

Okay, perfect. She's amazing.

- The same as always.
- Okay, good.

- Hi.
- Hey!

- Queen Kristin, hello.
- How are you?

- 'Kristin!'
- Oh, my God.

Jen freakin' Bunney.

How have you been?

Good, how have you been?

Hair, you look really pretty.

Ooh! Alright, here we go.

To my beautiful wife
and amazing friends. I love you.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

I do have your birthday present.

I hope it's diamonds.

'I know how you wanna
get pregnant'

so I got your babies over there.

I adopted them.

I'm a little nervous
to see this present.

Here come the only
babies this husband

is ever gonna provide you.

'Look at this!'

Where's your brother?

Hi! Aww!

There's two of 'em.

Oh, my babies!

I think this is the only
babies I need.

You don't wanna
have babies, Pratt?

- No.
- 'Why not?'

Are you afraid they're gonna
grow up like you?

That's what I tell her.

I say, "You want
little versions of me?"

- I don't think so.
- 'I'm so excited.'

'Everybody's here.'

- Audrina's coming.
- Audrina is?

Are you gonna beef out?

I'm... I mean, no. I don't...

I honestly don't
have a problem with her.

This is so cute.

Yeah, Brody's here, great.

Is that his car?

Yeah, and then
there's Kristin's car too.

'I was just telling Bunney
about you and Justin.'

You guys seriously official?

Uh...

- 'Hello.'
- Hi!

- We missed you.
- Thank you.

Oh, my gosh.

You guys brought me flowers!

- 'Happy birthday.'
- 'Thank you.'

Hey, Spencer, Gilbert.
Have you met Kristin?

I haven't see you
in a very long time.

Yeah, I met Kristin
several times.

You could really cut
somebody with that.

- I really could.
- I need to borrow this.

If you're gonna kill one of the
boys with this it can't be used.

No, it's not on the boys.
I love the boys.

Alright, cool.

I have not been out or hung out
with you guys in so long.

- How have you been?
- I'm good.

- What have you been up to?
- 'Nothing.'

Me and my lady are kinda
on the ropes right now.

I haven't heard that before.

It's been crazy and then

Kristin and I were
hanging out a little bit.

That's the whole weird thing
that's going on right now.

Kristin might get mad that
you're talking to me right now.

Well, are you even
talking to her? What's the deal?

- 'She said anything to you?'
- No.

I just, I don't really know
Kristin very well.

But from what I do know of her

it seems like she's not
the relationship type.

I mean, she kind of, like

dates guys and then moves on

to someone else, like that.

She'll try to get
you back and date you

to hurt Jayde
and then she'll move on

to someone else, you know?

It'll just kind of be like,
"Alright, I left my girlfriend

"who I loved for someone who's

"just kind of having
fun with me and just, like

moved on to the next."

How was your talk with Audrina?

It went good. It was...

I haven't talked to her
in a long time.

I feel like I should
talk to her.

You'll try to go
punch her in the face?

Yeah, I'm really gonna go
try to punch her in the face.

Not at all.

I feel like she might hate me

but I feel like we should
probably clear things up.

Well, you should go talk to her.

'Hey, Audrina.'

Can I talk to you for a minute?

Yeah.

I just feel like
there's no reason for you and I

to be on either end of the room
ignoring each other.

I mean, we obviously have
the same friends.

I don't wanna
be at a party and have to

stare at you
across the room and--

I've seriously moved
beyond that. It's just over.

I mean, honestly, like,
my whole thing was

I really wanted to sit down with
you and hash everything out.

And when you blew me off,
then I was like

"You know what? Screw it.
I don't owe you anything."

I don't know you, so why should
I sit down and talk to you?

Exactly why
I shouldn't stay away

from Justin, because we weren't
friends. I mean, listen, I...

I feel like there's not much
more to talk about.

The whole thing with Justin,
like, I did care about him

for four or five years until I
just wanted to distance myself.

And, like, that's why
I wanted to sit down with you

and-and talk to you, because
when I talk to him, it's like

"Audrina and I were,
first of all, never together"

which I'm sure that's hard
for you to hear as a woman.

It's like, how could you
let him do that to you?

I have to tell you,
I did meet with him

for drinks the other night and--

What did he say? Did he tell you
that we've been hanging out?

He said, basically,
you two were never together

and that he never got over me.

- Really? Okay, Audrina.
- Yeah.

As far as Justin, just keep

your distance, I'll keep mine
and that's it.

I could care less who you date
who you're involved with.

I really could give two ***.

♪ you, like, you know

I don't wanna be
friends with you.

Like, I'm done with you.

See you around.

- 'Steph, let's go.'
- Thanks for coming.

- I can't stay here.
- It's okay. I understand.

I came for you. Happy birthday.

♪ It's my turn to say ♪

♪ I'm not listening ♪

♪ I don't fit the mold ♪

♪ I am real ♪

♪ Too colorful to conceal ♪

♪ Imperfect
just a little perfect ♪

♪ Imperfect
just a new perfect ♪

♪ New perfect ♪

- 'Kristin?'
- Hello.

- 'Well, hello there.'
- Oh, hi, there.

- What are you up to?
- I'm making breakfast.

- Are you hungry?
- Uh, yeah.

'Do you want some
yogurt and fruit?'

Sounds good. So, how was
Heidi's party last night?

Um, well, it was good to see

Heidi and Spencer
and I went with Brody.

- How was that?
- It was fun.

- No Jayde?
- No.

They're on their
little break still.

- I can't believe that.
- 'Right?'

Audrina came and it was
just really awkward.

So I went up to her
just to kind of be like

"Let's figure this out"
and she told me that

she's been seeing Justin
and they've been hanging out.

- Are you serious?
- 'Yeah.'

It's like,
"What the hell, Justin?

"If you're lying to me
about seeing Audrina

what else are you lying about?"

I feel like everything he's ever
said to me has been a lie.

I have no respect for him now.

- None.
- You shouldn't.

You know what
the funny thing is too?

Justin tried to get me
not to go to Heidi's party.

And now it makes sense,
because, "Oh, why, Justin?

"You don't wanna go, obviously
so that I don't find out

that you and Audrina
have been hanging out."

- Wow.
- 'Yeah.'

And the way Audrina said

it was, like, all like, "Hah."

- She's such a bitch.
- I mean, I'm done.

I-I've given him
more chances than

'I've ever given any other guy.'

I'm gonna go meet up with him

for lunch today
and end it today.

That's so dumb.
Definitely strike three.

If she wants to go back to
Justin, go ahead. Be my guest.

They deserve
each other, honestly.

I'm sure it'll work out
this time, Audrina.

- Good luck with that.
- Oh, yeah.

It'll be different.
He's obviously changed.

Kristin, take it easy
on that banana.

I'm just a little angry.

♪ Still chasing memories ♪

♪ The way that it used to be ♪

♪ As you watch the setting sun ♪

♪ From the days
when we were one ♪

♪ When I look back
how we've changed ♪

- Hi, finally.
- Hi.

Get here. Sit down.

Dude, it was crowded.

How long have you been here?

- Just a minute or two.
- Okay.

Just been tweeting. No big deal.

Well, you should have went
to the birthday party with us.

Why? Are you kidding me?
That was a disaster.

How are you and Kristin?
Oh, my God.

She came up to me and she's
like, "Look, we need to talk."

- 'So you did talk to her?'
- I did.

- So what'd she say?
- She just...

She's just like, "Look..."

'Basically, like,
no one stands her up'

and what I did' to her,
like, basically gave her

like, the " *** you.
I'm gonna do what I want."

Yeah, then she contradicted
herself and-and said

you know, "But I didn't do it,
like, out of spite ."

Wait. That doesn't make sense.

But she's just like, you know,
"If you would have went

to that lunch and told me
you still liked him..."

Yeah, I just don't feel
like she liked him.

I feel, like, she was just, like

"Oh, okay. Now, the game is on.
Audrina stood me up."

She did it to get
a rise out of her.

- I know.
- That gives me the sads.

Then, I told her I met with
Justin and that shut her up.

- Good.
- So, that's it.

She can do
what she wants and, like...

I just want no part of it.

Yeah, totes.

Totes my goats.

♪ Yeah that's what you get ♪

- Hello, hello.
- Hi.

- Short notice, huh?
- What?

- Short notice, huh?
- 'I know, huh.'

So I heard that you're back
with, uh, little Miss Audrina.

You hear that I'm back with her?

- 'Yeah, kind of.'
- Really?

Word on the street is.

You got a lot of stuff
thrown your way, huh?

Why don't you, why don't you
ask the source if you, you know?

- 'Last night at the party--'
- I heard.

- What did you hear?
- Go ahead.

- I wanna hear it from you.
- I ran into Audrina.

And how'd it go?

- Did you...
- 'I wanna hear it.'

Did you talk to her afterwards?

I would rather hear it
from you, you know?

Because you obviously
know about it.

I don't know... Just go ahead.

We ended up getting
in a huge fight

and she stormed out.

What's with you?

Look, okay, first of all...

Just take it down to... cruise?

Well, what's going on
with you and Audrina now?

Um, I...

She wanted to talk, I think.

I mean, we had, like, a beer

or something afterwards and--

And it all starts again.

- No, no, no, no.
- The whole cycle.

No, I'm tired of that cycle.

I feel like
I've been through it.

I don't need that in my life.

I want, you know...

I want smoother sailing

and I wanna be
able to trust people.

And I think that's where
me and you get into our little

foul plays,
'cause we don't trust.

And you have a batting average

of strikes and, and...

That's just a low blow.

I mean, I've tried very hard to
go off of what I know from you

but when I see a pattern,
then I move on.

What is your motive?

Your motive's to get
a rise out of me?

Well, if anything,
it, it pushes me away.

Mm-hmm. Alright, I'm done.

Really?

♪ Now it's over ♪

♪ I can't take the pain away ♪

♪ I'm cool without you ♪

♪ Feeling good tonight ♪

♪ I told you once ♪

♪ I told you twice ♪

♪ But you just don't get it ♪

♪ No you don't get it ♪

♪ I'll be cool without you ♪

♪ Feeling good tonight ♪

♪ I told you once ♪

♪ I told you twice ♪

♪ But you still don't get it ♪

♪ You don't get it ♪

♪ Don't get it ♪