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Heidi was really warming up
to her new neighbors.
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Oh, you're so good
at the tennis!
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But Spencer didn't seem like
he wanted any kids around.
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- Go, Enzo!
- Are you kidding me right now?
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I tried to reach out
to Audrina to clear the air.
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Kristin texted me
and wants to go to lunch.
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But after she blew me off
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I decided it was game on
with Justin.
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- What happens now?
- I don't know.
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I kind of like it though.
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Now everyone was getting ready
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to surprise Brody
for his birthday
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but I was the one who was
about to be surprised.
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Can't believe
it's Brody's birthday.
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He's gonna be 26, I think.
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- Twenty six?
- Yeah, which is crazy.
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- It's insane.
- Oh, thank you.
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Happy birthday, Brody.
Here's some sex toys.
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What if we got him
a collar and a whip
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because he's so whipped
on Jayde?
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- Will you please put those on?
- Will you put it on?
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- I'll be Brody, you be Jayde.
- Okay.
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You can go out to erotic clubs
and stuff in LA with this.
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'Cause he's a dog.
He's whipped.
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- Oh, we need a whip.
- We have to get it to match.
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That would hurt.
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- Are you serious?
- I won't whip you hard.
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- Just be gentle.
- Okay.
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- Ow!
- Did that hurt?
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What is wrong with me?
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You have a collar on
and I'm whipping you.
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I want them to actually
use this stuff though.
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They're gonna use it.
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Brody and I never used
any of this stuff.
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- You didn't? That boring?
- No!
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It was very,
uh, vanilla, if you will.
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Vanilla.
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We're just gonna spice up
their sex life a little bit.
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It's a surprise party, by
the way, so don't say anything.
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So who are you gonna
go to the party with?
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I kind of wanna go with Justin.
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We gotta get you some chaps.
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Oh, God, no, no, no.
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Bad boys like those
dominatrix stuff.
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♪ Don't you know if you go
you'll go without me? ♪
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♪ Don't you leave me
as if you never cared at all ♪
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♪ So say hey hey ♪
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♪ Hey hey
you are my everything ♪
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♪ Just say hey hey ♪
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♪ Hey hey I'm hanging on
to every word that you said ♪
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♪ A part of me
will never be the same ♪
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Hey. Looking good.
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It's nice.
You're not getting in?
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- No.
- No?
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'Surfing's not really for me.'
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- You want a glass of wine?
- Sure.
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- Started early, huh?
- 'It's never too early.'
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It's the Italiana in you.
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- Yeah, I like your tattoo.
- Thanks.
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- Did that hurt?
- Yeah.
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I wanna get two
more stars on my foot.
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You're kidding. Stars?
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Yeah, I have one.
I wanna get two more.
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What, do you think
you're a galaxy?
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No, I just think they're cute.
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Um, are you coming
to Brody's surprise party?
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- Who's setting it up?
- 'Jayde.'
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- Oh, cute.
- It's adorable.
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- 'We should go together.'
- Okay.
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'Let's get out of here.'
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♪ I tr-tr-tr-trust you ♪
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♪ To tire me out ♪
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♪ I tr-tr-tr-trust you
to tire me out ♪
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♪ Can I admit that
I'm a little bit sick? ♪
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♪ Go with the thought
of waking up downtown ♪
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♪ When it all started
with a purer plan ♪
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♪ And a firmer ground ♪
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I think I'm just gonna
get a pedicure.
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I want a foot massage.
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You're gonna get a foot massage?
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- Yes, I love foot massages.
- You're fancy.
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- You need to start coming out.
- I know.
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I mean, I'm ready
to go out again.
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'I just wanted to kind of,
like, get my head straight.'
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- 'After Justin.'
- Yeah.
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So do you remember me
ever talkin' about Derek?
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- Like one of my guy friends?
- Your friend?
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Isn't that Justin Bobby's
best friend?
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Well, it's, like,
both of our friends.
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I already know where
this is going, Audrina.
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Dude, Derek is so hot.
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'Yeah, like, I ran into him'
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and he wants to go
on a lunch date.
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Like, I don't owe anything
to Justin. I don't care.
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Like I'm friends with Derek,
but I don't want to--
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Wait, you need to give me
the whole story
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'cause right now,
I'm thinking this is, like
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some kind of form of revenge.
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'Whenever we would hang out,
Justin would get mad'
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'cause he thought Derek
had a thing for me.
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He'd always tell Derek, like
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"Oh, you and Audrina
hooked up, didn't you?"
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Have you ever kissed him?
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He thinks, like, hookup, hookup.
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But Derek's just
a respectful, nice person.
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- 'Not too nice.'
- Yeah.
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'Cause you get,
like, bored of them.
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I get it, but still, after
everything you've been through
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like, if another guy
is all cocky, and, like--
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No, no, no, I know what I want
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and what I don't want,
believe me.
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♪ Go go go go ♪
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♪ Yo yo
I'm picking up the party ♪
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♪ When I'm rocking it stupid
when you're hearing this ♪
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♪ For shine a super lyricist ♪
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♪ And I'm a monster when
I'm lifting up my boom box ♪
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♪ Rocking from your new wave
collar to your tube socks ♪
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- Hi, guys.
- What's up?
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- Hi!
- Hi.
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- 'How are you?'
- Hi.
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- You look adorable.
- This is a girl party.
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- This looks really pretty.
- No, it's not.
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It's just colorful.
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Brody doesn't know.
He has no idea, right?
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As far as I know,
he doesn't know.
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I'm surprised that everyone's
managed to not say anything.
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'Cause a lot of people know.
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So is Justin coming?
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Yeah, he should be here soon.
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'Oh, there are all the boys.'
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- Is Justin with them?
- Is Justin coming?
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- 'Uh--'
- Kristin's here.
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Are Kristin and Justin dating?
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I think. I'm surprised
they didn't show up together.
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Okay, listen! Everybody...
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Frankie, shut up!
He's coming in one minute.
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'We have a one-minute warning.'
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W-w-wait! He's coming!
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- Aah!
- He's coming!
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Everybody, on their knees!
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Everybody, on their knees.
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He better appreciate this.
That's all I can say.
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'Hey, sit down, sit down.'
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Surprise!
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I told her no surprises.
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Happy birthday, Brody!
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Happy birthday!
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Are you kidding me?
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Oh, my God.
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I'm in shock.
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Come on, Frankie, give me a hug.
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- Bear hug, bear hug.
- Aah!
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- Oh!
- Thank you. Thank you.
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- I need some shorts.
- Come upstairs.
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'I... We'll go get changed.'
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Are you...
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Oh, well, are you...
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- Okay, we're both... Yeah.
- I have a question.
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- We can't be quiet anymore.
- Ask it.
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Are you dating Justin?
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- Yeah. Yeah.
- Really?
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Why didn't you guys
come together?
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Are you guys, like,
keeping it a secret?
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- No.
- Then where is he?
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He's coming, I think.
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'What are you guys doing sitting
over here in the corner?'
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- What do you mean?
- What's going on?
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Where's your man?
Where's Justin?
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♪ So I don't like your parties ♪
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♪ And I don't trust
your friends ♪
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♪ And then I don't like
the beer you drink ♪
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♪ And I can't say ♪
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He's got all the ammo!
Where is he?
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Nail him!
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♪ And we don't have the time ♪
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Get him!
Get him, buddy! Get Nick!
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Get Nick! Here.
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- 'Frankie!'
- Ow!
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'Oh, my God.'
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- Are you okay?
- Frankie!
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- Sorry.
- It wasn't me, it was him!
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Be careful!
You decked me in the face!
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Hey, are you alright?
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- Are you okay? I saw that.
- Yeah, I'm fine.
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'No, that was,
that was bad. I saw it.'
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'Brody, it was very noble
of you to come over here.'
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I'm more upset that, like, half
my hair is gonna get curly.
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- 'Don't worry about your hair.'
- You're not bleeding?
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No, I'm fine, I'm fine.
It hurt, though, like a bitch.
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Where's your man?
Where's Justin?
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- I don't know.
- What do you mean her man?
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He's not her man. He'd be lucky
to be her man, right?
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- I love her.
- One of, one of a million.
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No, no, he's not that lucky
to be your man.
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This is my girl!
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Yeah, can we open
all these *** presents?
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You want me to open it
for you to have some?
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Happy birthday, Brody!
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- Jayde, they benefit you.
- Oh, sex toys.
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You are, like... What is it
about you and sex toys lately?
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Hey, because we're getting
deep into our relationship.
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'Start getting freaky.
You better watch out.'
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, yes!
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It's for me to put on you.
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- No, it's not. It's for me--
- Yes, it is!
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No, I'm putting this on Jayde.
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- Yeah!
- 'No, no, no, no.'
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'Open the next gift.'
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'These are great.'
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- 'Aah!'
- This is definitely for you.
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'Because you're about to get
a whooping, girl!'
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You're the one
that's whipped on Jayde
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so those are for her.
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Later, we are using this.
You better watch out.
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I'm gonna have an after party
if you guys wanna come
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at my Malibu house
down the street.
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That's an after party
over there?
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Yeah, come with us. We're
gonna go right after this.
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We need to take a little break.
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Everyone needs to re-amp.
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Everyone needs to chill,
have dinner.
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- What?
- No, it's not...
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'Come on and go with the flow.'
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- We're all going.
- 'Are you *** serious?'
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'Yes, I'm going!'
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You're really gonna be
a bitch like that?
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'Hold on, hold on.'
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'Where do you think
you're going?'
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'Jayde, no, no. Jayde, Jayde!'
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'Jayde, Jayde! Jayde! Jayde!'
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We don't care. Leave.
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We don't care.
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♪ I swear ♪
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♪ To God that we've been here ♪
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♪ Before ♪
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♪ But we never looked away ♪
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♪ She said ♪
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♪ I've got
the best-beating heart ♪
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♪ In the world ♪
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♪ And it makes her want ♪
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♪ To twirl around ♪
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- 'Hi.'
- Hi.
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- How are you?
- It's so bright out here.
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- Good. How are you?
- Good to see you.
246
00:09:29,438 --> 00:09:31,396
Good to see you.
247
00:09:31,483 --> 00:09:33,094
'Well, thanks for
taking me to lunch.'
248
00:09:33,181 --> 00:09:36,227
'It's my pleasure.
I'm stoked to catch up.'
249
00:09:36,314 --> 00:09:38,055
'So what's been
going on with you?'
250
00:09:38,142 --> 00:09:39,666
Did you have fun
at the tool concert?
251
00:09:39,753 --> 00:09:41,581
- Oh, God.
- I didn't see you.
252
00:09:41,668 --> 00:09:43,539
The whole show,
and all of a sudden, I just
253
00:09:43,626 --> 00:09:45,280
see this girl get up on,
like, somebody's shoulders.
254
00:09:45,367 --> 00:09:47,804
- That was me.
- 'And it's you, yeah.'
255
00:09:47,891 --> 00:09:49,501
I still couldn't see, anyways.
256
00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:52,026
- Have you talked to Justin?
- No.
257
00:09:52,113 --> 00:09:55,769
I didn't tell Justin I was
going to lunch with you.
258
00:09:55,856 --> 00:09:57,509
He knows that we've
always talked though.
259
00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,120
Yeah, no, we talked about it
260
00:09:59,207 --> 00:10:01,339
'back when you guys were
hanging out, you know'
261
00:10:01,426 --> 00:10:03,777
'when I lived right next door.'
262
00:10:03,864 --> 00:10:07,258
And you guys were starting
to deal with all your drama.
263
00:10:07,345 --> 00:10:09,217
Yeah.
264
00:10:09,304 --> 00:10:11,262
You know, he'd always
265
00:10:11,349 --> 00:10:13,700
think that, like, something
was going on between us.
266
00:10:13,787 --> 00:10:15,963
- Yeah, totally.
- Whatever.
267
00:10:16,050 --> 00:10:18,400
I don't wanna talk about Justin.
268
00:10:18,487 --> 00:10:21,359
I'd rather have lunch with you.
269
00:10:21,446 --> 00:10:24,841
♪ I want it like my heartbeat ♪
270
00:10:24,928 --> 00:10:27,888
♪ I want it like my
heartbeat running wild ♪
271
00:10:27,975 --> 00:10:31,239
♪ I want
what's in my heartbeat ♪
272
00:10:31,326 --> 00:10:34,242
♪ I want it to match
my freaky vocal style ♪
273
00:10:34,329 --> 00:10:37,027
♪ I want
it like my heartbeat ♪
274
00:10:37,114 --> 00:10:39,726
♪ I want it like my
heartbeat running wild ♪
275
00:10:39,813 --> 00:10:41,771
'Dude, I'm gonna
put you on tour.'
276
00:10:41,858 --> 00:10:43,686
- You're gonna get a hiker.
- Did you see it?
277
00:10:43,773 --> 00:10:46,254
No, that was 470. I seen it.
278
00:10:46,341 --> 00:10:48,038
I'm actually not even
gonna hit after that.
279
00:10:48,125 --> 00:10:51,563
I'll just chip if you're gonna
be the driver over there.
280
00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,391
Um, okay, when you look at this
house, what do you think?
281
00:10:53,478 --> 00:10:55,089
Well, this is, like,
responsible adult living.
282
00:10:55,176 --> 00:10:57,265
'Hundred percent
married guy life.'
283
00:10:57,352 --> 00:11:01,835
Married life for Heidi
means kids and right now, no.
284
00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:03,837
Dude, you just got married, man.
There's no point in...
285
00:11:03,924 --> 00:11:05,882
I never in my right mind
would have got married
286
00:11:05,969 --> 00:11:08,624
if I thought the second we got
married, it was kid time.
287
00:11:08,711 --> 00:11:10,321
You should have had that chat
before you got married.
288
00:11:10,408 --> 00:11:12,193
When I got the house,
I didn't realize
289
00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:14,369
the neighbor has a one year old
and a six year old.
290
00:11:14,456 --> 00:11:16,197
That might keep Heidi busy
for a little bit.
291
00:11:16,284 --> 00:11:17,764
'Cause little kids act
so cute and funny
292
00:11:17,851 --> 00:11:19,156
and, like, six.
293
00:11:19,243 --> 00:11:20,984
She's, like, "This is
so fun, this is so fun."
294
00:11:21,071 --> 00:11:22,464
'Hey, Spencer,
what are you doing?'
295
00:11:22,551 --> 00:11:24,031
Oh, my God, he's back.
296
00:11:24,118 --> 00:11:25,119
What's up, little buddy?
297
00:11:25,206 --> 00:11:26,773
Charlie. Nice to meet you.
298
00:11:26,860 --> 00:11:29,210
Enzo, what was our rule
about you coming over
299
00:11:29,297 --> 00:11:30,777
uninvited?
300
00:11:30,864 --> 00:11:32,126
How do you get in
through the gate?
301
00:11:32,213 --> 00:11:33,780
- The gate's closed.
- Square.
302
00:11:34,824 --> 00:11:37,653
Zero, three, one, zero.
303
00:11:37,740 --> 00:11:39,350
- Like that.
- Oh!
304
00:11:39,437 --> 00:11:41,613
- Well, I'll be changing that--
- I'll be here all the time.
305
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:44,051
Enzo, you wanna putt around
with some golf balls?
306
00:11:44,138 --> 00:11:45,748
- Yeah.
- Let me get a club your size.
307
00:11:45,835 --> 00:11:47,750
I never play golf for real.
308
00:11:47,837 --> 00:11:50,318
Enzo, does your mom know
where you are right now?
309
00:11:50,405 --> 00:11:51,754
- Yeah.
- 'She knows you're over here?'
310
00:11:51,841 --> 00:11:55,105
Yep. Heidi like kids.
311
00:11:55,192 --> 00:11:57,281
- Who told you that, Heidi?
- Yes.
312
00:11:57,368 --> 00:11:59,370
This is how we play golf.
313
00:11:59,457 --> 00:12:00,763
- Whoo!
- Keep your eye on that one?
314
00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:02,765
- Did you see that?
- Now you lost it.
315
00:12:02,852 --> 00:12:04,245
'So you know what you do?'
316
00:12:04,332 --> 00:12:07,465
You go down there
and you go get it for us.
317
00:12:09,554 --> 00:12:11,339
But that is already lost.
318
00:12:11,426 --> 00:12:13,558
Oh, let's play hide and go seek.
319
00:12:13,645 --> 00:12:15,212
- Hide and seek?
- Yeah.
320
00:12:15,299 --> 00:12:16,779
- You go hide over there.
- I'll count to 1000.
321
00:12:16,866 --> 00:12:18,085
And we'll count to 1000.
322
00:12:18,172 --> 00:12:20,174
- Two thousand's a lot.
- Okay.
323
00:12:20,261 --> 00:12:21,697
- Well, 2000, it is.
- I'll count to 10.
324
00:12:21,784 --> 00:12:24,395
Ready? Go!
325
00:12:24,482 --> 00:12:25,919
'What are you gonna do?'
326
00:12:26,006 --> 00:12:27,877
I'm gonna get my tubes tied,
like, tomorrow.
327
00:12:27,964 --> 00:12:29,574
Oh, my gosh, dude.
328
00:12:29,661 --> 00:12:31,098
Like, this is so over my head.
329
00:12:31,185 --> 00:12:33,840
I never thought
I would have A, a wife
330
00:12:33,927 --> 00:12:36,668
B, a wife wanting to have kids
before she was 30.
331
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,235
Most girls wanna keep
their tight
332
00:12:38,322 --> 00:12:40,368
little, sexy bodies
as long as possible.
333
00:12:40,455 --> 00:12:43,588
It's a joint decision.
She can't talk you into that.
334
00:12:46,287 --> 00:12:49,029
♪ Girls like me
we do what we wanna ♪
335
00:12:49,116 --> 00:12:52,815
♪ Wanna have some fun
act like a prima donna ♪
336
00:12:52,902 --> 00:12:57,124
♪ Girls like me
you know you won't be ♪
337
00:12:57,211 --> 00:12:59,909
I mean, we kissed once,
so it's not, like, messing up.
338
00:12:59,996 --> 00:13:01,128
It's not like we're hooking up.
339
00:13:01,215 --> 00:13:03,565
I still can't believe
Justin didn't show up.
340
00:13:03,652 --> 00:13:05,523
The thing is, I never actually
341
00:13:05,610 --> 00:13:07,438
care about a guy, like,
I don't go out of my way.
342
00:13:07,525 --> 00:13:09,658
I don't, I don't
think about guys
343
00:13:09,745 --> 00:13:11,442
at night, you know,
but it's, like
344
00:13:11,529 --> 00:13:13,009
but I've thought
about him and it's, like...
345
00:13:13,096 --> 00:13:15,185
No, I know. It's difficult.
346
00:13:15,272 --> 00:13:17,448
I just really, I really
didn't think I would actually
347
00:13:17,535 --> 00:13:19,189
have feelings for him
and get upset ever.
348
00:13:19,276 --> 00:13:21,409
- 'Then stop thinking about it.'
- Yo! Oh!
349
00:13:21,496 --> 00:13:24,455
What up? Hey!
350
00:13:24,542 --> 00:13:26,501
Where have you guys been?
351
00:13:26,588 --> 00:13:29,678
Brody just got here, actually.
352
00:13:29,765 --> 00:13:32,115
Well, if there isn't
a Justin Bobby, there's a Brody.
353
00:13:32,202 --> 00:13:33,464
- 'Wait a minute.'
- Hi, Brody!
354
00:13:33,551 --> 00:13:35,162
♪ Happy birthday ♪
355
00:13:35,249 --> 00:13:37,468
Is that beer for me? Thank you.
356
00:13:39,296 --> 00:13:41,603
- 'Did you have fun today?'
- Oh, I had a blast.
357
00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:43,083
I had a bummer towards
the end, like...
358
00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:44,954
- Why?
- I don't know, me and like...
359
00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:47,043
Jayde just kinda, I don't know.
360
00:13:47,130 --> 00:13:48,392
She kept on feeling like she...
361
00:13:48,479 --> 00:13:49,698
I think she was mad at me.
362
00:13:49,785 --> 00:13:53,180
Your mom was, like,
Team Kristin.
363
00:13:53,267 --> 00:13:55,269
'Regardless, I'm just, you know,
I want her to be here.'
364
00:13:55,356 --> 00:13:57,184
- I want her to come, but--
- 'She wouldn't come here?'
365
00:13:57,271 --> 00:13:58,489
She's, she...
366
00:13:58,576 --> 00:14:00,230
- We left, I left her--
- She's not here?
367
00:14:00,317 --> 00:14:02,058
'...fight, I didn't want
to fight with her, no.'
368
00:14:02,145 --> 00:14:03,712
- 'She's not even here.'
- I thought she was coming.
369
00:14:03,799 --> 00:14:05,757
I would love for her
to come here, but I just got
370
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:08,238
really upset that
I wanted to come here
371
00:14:08,325 --> 00:14:10,545
and Jayde was, like, "No, no,
let's just go to dinner."
372
00:14:10,632 --> 00:14:12,286
'No. She didn't
wanna come here.'
373
00:14:12,373 --> 00:14:14,070
- 'Cause of me?
- And I don't wanna... Yeah.
374
00:14:14,157 --> 00:14:15,724
Oh, I'm sorry you guys
are fighting, that sucks.
375
00:14:15,811 --> 00:14:17,465
'Cause she was really
excited about the party--
376
00:14:17,552 --> 00:14:19,902
'I love her.
I love her to death.'
377
00:14:19,989 --> 00:14:23,079
Love is a horrible,
horrible thing
378
00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:25,299
when it goes wrong.
379
00:14:26,996 --> 00:14:28,693
That's the truth.
380
00:14:28,780 --> 00:14:31,392
'This is the kind of thing
that ends a relationship.'
381
00:14:34,525 --> 00:14:39,530
♪ And I'm gonna keep
my guard up ♪
382
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,798
♪ Ooh la la ♪
383
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:49,236
♪ Sing ooh la la la la ♪
384
00:14:49,323 --> 00:14:50,672
♪ Come on y'all ♪
385
00:14:50,759 --> 00:14:52,935
♪ Ooh la la ♪
386
00:14:53,022 --> 00:14:55,677
♪ Sing ooh la la la la ♪
387
00:14:55,764 --> 00:14:57,635
♪ Come on y'all ooh ♪
388
00:14:57,722 --> 00:14:58,898
- How are you this evening?
- Good, how are you?
389
00:14:58,985 --> 00:15:00,160
- Good. Very good.
- Enjoy your meal.
390
00:15:00,247 --> 00:15:02,162
Thank you.
391
00:15:02,249 --> 00:15:04,077
Are you gonna wear
that hat everywhere?
392
00:15:04,164 --> 00:15:07,819
Only a true man can wear
a beaver skin hat to dinner.
393
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,299
You're gonna wear that hat
in the restaurant?
394
00:15:09,386 --> 00:15:11,998
You got a problem
with it, honey?
395
00:15:12,085 --> 00:15:14,435
No, cow man.
396
00:15:14,522 --> 00:15:15,610
What do you wanna get first?
397
00:15:15,697 --> 00:15:18,830
A cat, a dog, a bird
398
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:21,572
a lizard or something else?
399
00:15:21,659 --> 00:15:24,924
Cheers to there's no baby
on that, uh, list.
400
00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:27,056
- I was gonna say baby.
- No.
401
00:15:27,143 --> 00:15:28,188
- Or a baby?
- No baby.
402
00:15:28,275 --> 00:15:29,885
What do you have against babies?
403
00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:33,062
You knew I wanted a bigger
family when we got married.
404
00:15:33,149 --> 00:15:37,414
- No, I didn't.
- At my age, my mom had a kid.
405
00:15:37,501 --> 00:15:39,286
- And one on the way.
- Twenty three?
406
00:15:39,373 --> 00:15:42,376
You knew what you married into.
Don't pretend you don't.
407
00:15:42,463 --> 00:15:44,508
Is this a marriage
or a dictatorship?
408
00:15:44,595 --> 00:15:45,466
Both.
409
00:15:47,685 --> 00:15:49,861
You gonna pour
some for your wife?
410
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,646
I didn't know if you would
want it, I would never assume--
411
00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:54,518
Of course, one flesh.
What you want, I want.
412
00:15:54,605 --> 00:15:56,607
Uh, that's not always true
413
00:15:56,694 --> 00:15:59,175
'cause I never
want to have kids.
414
00:15:59,262 --> 00:16:01,873
Yes, you do.
You just don't know it yet.
415
00:16:05,703 --> 00:16:08,663
♪ Come on come on
and let's get to it
416
00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:11,448
♪ Don't act shy
'cause I know you wanna do it ♪
417
00:16:11,535 --> 00:16:14,582
♪ Lose your mind
in this melody ♪
418
00:16:14,669 --> 00:16:18,325
♪ Break off the chain
and set it free ♪
419
00:16:18,412 --> 00:16:19,587
- 'Hi.'
- 'Hi.'
420
00:16:19,674 --> 00:16:21,545
'Here's your coffee.'
421
00:16:21,632 --> 00:16:24,200
- This is new.
- Thank you. It is, yeah.
422
00:16:24,287 --> 00:16:25,027
- I like it.
- Tell me--
423
00:16:25,114 --> 00:16:28,422
- So... About Derek?
- Yes.
424
00:16:28,509 --> 00:16:30,337
Well, he came to my house
and picked me up.
425
00:16:30,424 --> 00:16:32,034
He opened my door.
426
00:16:32,121 --> 00:16:34,080
And we just caught up
427
00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:35,733
and, like,
he asked me about Justin
428
00:16:35,820 --> 00:16:36,996
and like what I've been up to.
429
00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:39,041
He's funny. He's good-looking.
430
00:16:39,128 --> 00:16:41,696
- He's really nice.
- Have you guys talked since?
431
00:16:41,783 --> 00:16:43,611
- Yeah, it was really nice.
- Do you really like him?
432
00:16:43,698 --> 00:16:45,352
Yeah, like, who knows
what will happen?
433
00:16:45,439 --> 00:16:47,136
I'm not gonna say anything,
but as of right now
434
00:16:47,223 --> 00:16:48,398
he's just fun to be around.
435
00:16:48,485 --> 00:16:50,313
No drama and that's what's fun.
436
00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,228
'What's Justin gonna think?'
437
00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:54,404
Who cares?
438
00:16:54,491 --> 00:16:57,059
The party that I went to,
Brody's surprise party--
439
00:16:57,146 --> 00:16:58,800
Oh, yeah, how was that?
440
00:16:58,887 --> 00:17:00,932
You're gonna like this.
441
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,500
Justin stood Kristin up.
442
00:17:03,587 --> 00:17:05,285
Like, Kristin kept
on texting him, like
443
00:17:05,372 --> 00:17:06,808
Where are you?
Where are you?
444
00:17:06,895 --> 00:17:09,419
Good. Doesn't surprise me.
She has no idea--
445
00:17:09,506 --> 00:17:12,814
You should have had that slumber
party with Audrina and Lo and I.
446
00:17:12,901 --> 00:17:15,077
- Yeah.
- It's all karma.
447
00:17:15,164 --> 00:17:17,688
It's not even karma.
It's trying to date Justin.
448
00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:20,256
- I don't know what's gonna--
- That is kind of funny.
449
00:17:20,343 --> 00:17:23,259
- Hilarious.
- Oh, my God.
450
00:17:23,346 --> 00:17:27,394
♪ We can try dry your eyes
no reason to cry ♪
451
00:17:27,481 --> 00:17:31,920
♪ Take my hand girl you can
count on your man ♪
452
00:17:32,007 --> 00:17:36,403
♪ Beautiful sounds
are breaking up the clouds ♪
453
00:17:36,490 --> 00:17:38,709
♪ Yeah the sun
is shining down ♪
454
00:17:43,497 --> 00:17:45,760
- Good morning.
- Good morning, darling.
455
00:17:45,847 --> 00:17:49,068
Oh, my God.
My head is pounding.
456
00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:53,246
- It's so bad. I feel like crap.
- Oh, this place is trashed.
457
00:17:55,900 --> 00:17:57,598
I would say
no more parties, but--
458
00:17:57,685 --> 00:17:59,643
That won't happen.
459
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:05,258
I'm surprised
that Brody didn't find out
460
00:18:05,345 --> 00:18:07,521
about his surprise party before.
461
00:18:07,608 --> 00:18:10,350
'It seems like Brody and Jayde
fight all the time.'
462
00:18:10,437 --> 00:18:11,612
It seems like they fight a lot.
463
00:18:11,699 --> 00:18:12,700
Seriously though, I don't think
464
00:18:12,787 --> 00:18:15,094
Jayde likes you at all.
465
00:18:15,181 --> 00:18:17,618
Yeah, I'm really close
with Brody's mom
466
00:18:17,705 --> 00:18:19,794
'and she probably
didn't like that.'
467
00:18:19,881 --> 00:18:21,622
That would drive me
kinda crazy, probably.
468
00:18:21,709 --> 00:18:24,538
I don't understand how
you're not dating Brody.
469
00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:25,930
I mean, I love Brody, you know
470
00:18:26,017 --> 00:18:28,368
but we broke up
for a reason, I mean--
471
00:18:28,455 --> 00:18:31,545
No, I know, I'm just saying
you just seem so perfect.
472
00:18:31,632 --> 00:18:33,373
Have you talked to Justin today?
473
00:18:33,460 --> 00:18:35,679
No.
474
00:18:35,766 --> 00:18:37,507
Are you mad he didn't
come to Brody's party?
475
00:18:37,594 --> 00:18:39,292
The thing he pulled
with me, flaking on me
476
00:18:39,379 --> 00:18:40,815
that's the kind of stuff
he did to Audrina
477
00:18:40,902 --> 00:18:42,730
over and over and over.
478
00:18:42,817 --> 00:18:44,819
Do you think, like,
this is what he tries to do
479
00:18:44,906 --> 00:18:47,082
to see if he can, like, test
his limits with, like, girls?
480
00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:49,389
Maybe.
I can tell you this though.
481
00:18:49,476 --> 00:18:51,434
Audrina put up with
a lot of Justin's ***.
482
00:18:51,521 --> 00:18:53,741
I'm not gonna put up with it,
the crap that he pulled
483
00:18:53,828 --> 00:18:56,222
yesterday with me,
I don't have time for it.
484
00:18:56,309 --> 00:18:57,701
I'm not gonna
wait around for him.
485
00:18:57,788 --> 00:18:59,355
You know,
that's just not me, so...
486
00:18:59,442 --> 00:19:01,227
That's good though.
487
00:19:01,314 --> 00:19:02,532
Strike one.
488
00:19:04,273 --> 00:19:07,363
♪ Lis for the loser
it makes you ♪
489
00:19:07,450 --> 00:19:10,192
♪ O is for the hole
in your heart ♪
490
00:19:10,279 --> 00:19:13,021
♪ V is for the verbal abuse ♪
491
00:19:13,108 --> 00:19:16,372
♪ And E is for the ending
that tears you apart ♪
492
00:19:16,459 --> 00:19:19,288
♪ Love is just a dirty little ♪
493
00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:22,248
♪ Love is just a dirty little ♪
494
00:19:22,335 --> 00:19:27,209
♪ Love is just
a dirty little word ♪
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