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Spencer finally proposed
to Heidi.

Heidi, will you marry me?
If your dream wedding--

With this ring, yes.

- Ha-ha!
- Oh, my god!

And Audrina had to break it
off with Justin for good.

- I can't do this anymore.
- Don't get into it with me--

I'm telling you this. That's it.
I came to say goodbye.

Don't call me. Don't text me
anymore. It's over.

If I spent the night
in Lauren's room...

- Like you did with Brody...
- I called you that night.

- No, you didn't.
- Yeah, you're lying.

I'm lying? I'm lying.
You're lying.

Lauren said she wasn't going

to Heidi and Spencer's wedding.

Like, it's just not something

that's gonna happen.

But she wound up going
after all.

- 'Oh, my God.'
- You came. Oh, my God.

- I really am happy for you.
- I'm so happy.

Then that's-that's all
that matters, Heids.

People were pretty surprised
to see me when I showed up.

'Why is Kristin Cavallari here?'

But I was the one
who introduced

Heidi and Spencer
in the first place.

Mr. and Mrs. Spencer
and Heidi Pratt.

It was fun seeing
all my old friends.

I need you to hook me up with

a guy because
I don't have a man.

Audrina knows everybody.

'I just met Justin today
at the wedding.'

'He's such a stand-up guy.'

But I was about
to be reminded...

...too much fun
can get you in trouble.

So this party's almost like
a welcome-back party

for Heidi and Spencer, but,
yet, they're throwing it.

Oh, my gosh.

'Heidi said
she invited Kristin'

and she has a house
in Malibu

this summer,
I think she's gonna come.

Why does she have the reputation
of being a, like, man-eater?

'Cause she was.

Kristin was definitely
a boy magnet.

Yeah, I know, she was,
like, Brody's, like

first girlfriend,
and I was, like

so confused 'cause, like,
he got her, like, a dog

and I was like, wait,
Brody doesn't have girlfriends.

I wonder if she's dating
anyone now.

You never had any drama
with her?

I remember a few girls
in high school having problems

with her just because she is
not afraid to get in your face

'like, not afraid
to stand up for herself'

and if you're on her bad side,
I think it's really nasty.

She's easy to get
in a fight with, though.

- Like, physical?
- Wait, she slapped Lauren.

She slapped Lauren in the middle
of the street before at a club.

And that's how
Brody met Lauren, right?

It was one of the first
nights that they went out.

"I'm sorry my girlfriend's
hitting you. What's your name?"

"But you're really cute.
What's your name?"

Is she gonna be
our friend now?

I'm, you know, I'll give her
the benefit of the doubt.

♪ Welcome to LA ♪

♪ Home of the brave
and the misbehaved ♪

♪ Glad you came to stay ♪

♪ Now it's time to lose
your Southern faith ♪

'Good news is I got
two bottles of tequila.'

We're married. We're not like
tequila-crazy people.

No, Platinum Patron, babe.

I'm just so glad we can
finally have a party

where everyone can come.

Kristin can come.

Brody can come,
Stephanie can come.

Jayde, Audrina, you know...

Is Kristin single?

'Yeah, I think
she's very single.'

Uh-oh.

- 'Audrina better watch out.'
- What?

Justin Bobby
is gonna get swooped.

You know what, actually,
I'm not even sure

if she'd go for
Justin Bobby or Brody.

She's the real-deal
female player, like

if I've ever seen one.

'Wow. I don't think
anyone's ready for'

'Kristin to come.'

- Jayde!
- 'Hold on.'

So I've narrowed it down
to a couple dresses

and a couple bikinis.

Just wear that bikini,
put one of those dresses on

and let's go. We're not
gonna have any fun

'if it takes us three hours
to get there.'

Well, I don't even, I mean,
I don't really want to go.

I don't want to meet
your ex-girlfriend.

- 'I don't need to be around--'
- Why not? Who cares?

Would you wanna meet
my ex-boyfriends?

There's a reason
why there's an "Ex" on it.

How long did you guys
date for?

- Seven, eight months.
- How did you guys break up?

What do you mean,
how did we break up?

- That's-that's, I mean...
- 'Why did you break guys up?'

We broke up
'cause we were young.

It was a relationship.

People break up
when they're young.

Why are you being
so shady about it?

- I'm not being shady.
- You're acting so weird.

I'm not being shady. That's in
the past. We've moved on.

- So, is she nice?
- She's cool. She's cool.

You got to watch out for her,
but she's cool.

♪ Ooh-oh-ooh ooh ♪

♪ Ooh-oh-ooh ooh ♪

♪ Ooh-oh-ooh ooh ♪

♪ You got lips like a viper ♪

♪ Tongue like honey ♪

♪ One look from you
and I feel like money ♪

♪ Got lips like a viper ♪

♪ Tongue like honey ♪

♪ It make me feel like ♪

♪ Feel like money ♪

♪ Oh oh no ♪

♪ Oh no oh no ♪

♪ Oh no oh no ♪

♪ Oh no oh no ♪

♪ I'm the ex now ♪

♪ Ooh-oh-ooh ooh ♪

♪ You're in my head now ♪

'Oh, you got the Patron!'

The Platinum is here!

He's got the Patron.

♪ Again and again now ♪

♪ You got hands that move me ♪

♪ Eyes that shake me ♪

- 'Let's pop these.'
- 'Let's pop 'em.'

- Let's get a shot.
- Let's do it.

- Hi!
- Hi.

How are you?

What's going on, you guys?

What's up, player-player?

Thank you for coming
to the wedding.

- Ola!
- He didn't even say hello.

♪ I said to do it again ♪

♪ And again and again ♪

♪ And again now ♪

You know, they say
the honeymoon stage?

We are in the honeymoon stage.

'Yeah, we're looking
for a house.'

My job is to make sure
he's happy.

It's so random. I haven't seen
any of these people in forever.

'Hey!'

Hey!

'Hey!'

Jayde is not gonna want
to see Kristin.

Oh, my god. What up?

- Hey, Brody. How are you?
- How are you? Good.

- 'Hi, Jayde.'
- Oh, Frankie, oh.

- Ooh, yeah.
- Hi-hi.

Welcome, Kristin.
This is a very exciting day.

Hey, Justin. How are you?

- Good to see you.
- Long time no see.

What's going on? I haven't seen
you since the wedding.

'She just bee-lined straight
for Justin.'

As a friend, it's girl code.

You don't go there at all.

- Did Justin say hi to you?
- No.

'That is so not right.'

'Have you even said hi
to Audrina?'

- Yeah.
- Oh, you did?

Me and Audrina are cool.
I think we're always cool.

Am I, it just might be time
to move on, you know?

'Stephanie, I think he's okay.
He can handle it.'

- He's a big boy.
- Kristin...

He needs to respect Audrina,
bottom line.

What?

He needs to respect Audrina?

Like, I'm trying
to do something?

I'm just saying, you're like,
"He's a good guy."

Yeah, I know he's a good guy.

I said he can handle himself.
He's a big boy.

Why are you talking about me
right now?

I said, "Justin's a big boy.
He can handle himself."

Justin needs to be nice
and respectful

just as how Audrina
treats him.

I'm sorry that I walked
up here and was saying hi

to my friends, and you guys came
at me like ***ing piranhas.

...Justin is fine,
then it's bull***.

Whoa, she can talk for herself.
Stephanie, like, pipe down.

Hey, Kristin, I think
you need to step

in front of Justin
and put the dukes up, dude.

I think you should come
at here, right here

and come talk
to me like that, Audrina.

Your *** sidekick is yapping
her mouth at me.

Kristin, why don't you stay away
from guys that Audrina dated?

You might want to let your
friends talk for themselves

and shut the *** up.

Quit getting
in everyone's business.

Whatever.

Alright, so it's gonna be
like this.

It's gonna be like this?
Is it gonna be like this?

'Cause if it's gonna be
like this

it's *** on, bitch.

- It's on.
- Oh, she's going down.

You *** with
the wrong girl, dude.

'The wrong girl.'

You don't wanna be
on my bad side.

This is, like, crazy.

I'm sorry, but Kristin is not

good news to all of us.

She's the girl that's gonna
stab us all in the back

and she doesn't care.

She will be that girl,
I guarantee it.

You ***ing idiot,
you just *** yourself.

'Oh, now it's on.'

- Hi.
- Hello, pretty.

Hi.

How are you?

Uh, the whole thing with Kristin

after that and being a complete

psycho-bitch, like, that's it.

I do not like her.

Jayde doesn't have
to worry about me

trying to "Take" Brody.

She needs to worry
about Kristin.

I think every single
girlfriend in LA

needs to worry about
their boyfriend.

You may not be interested,
but tomorrow

Brody and Taylor,
they're gonna throw Frankie

like, a fiesta birthday party

at some Mexican restaurant.

'Do you wanna come
with Lo and I?'

I don't know.
Is Kristin gonna be there?

Probably.
I'm still gonna go.

I know, I just don't wanna
go to Frankie's, and then

something happen where
it's gonna ruin his birthday.

How can one person turn all
of our lives upside-down?

She can't if you don't give her
the power to do it.

♪ Sleep it off baby
when tomorrow comes ♪

♪ Then maybe we can
work it all out ♪

'That was the craziest party.'

'Kristin and Audrina
got so into it.'

'Everyone's so threatened
by her.'

- They should be.
- Oh, it's like a garden!

Look, how nice it goes...

Red door.
Look how cute that is.

And the brick. Oh, my gosh.

- Hi.
- Hello.

- 'Come on in.'
- I'm Heidi.

- 'Courtney Douglas.'
- Spencer.

Pleasure to meet you.

- Oh, my god.
- 'Come take a look.'

Look at the pool out there.

'This is, like,
a really good newly-wed'

new family kind of house, huh?

Yeah, there could be
a great nursery

back there down the hall.

- That's right!
- No, no, no.

- Yay!
- Take a look around.

Look at the pool
and everything.

We could have so many
barbecues back here.

Babe, I have three friends
that are pool men.

Do you know how much
they charge?

This is so good.
Let's look at the nursery.

- Excuse me?
- Let's look at the nursery.

She said there's a nursery.

That's an empty room
with nothing in it.

She called it a nursery,
Spencer.

♪ So hot baby so hot ♪

♪ On fire ♪

♪ Fire ♪

♪ On fire ♪

♪ Fire ♪

♪ On fire ♪

♪ Fire ♪

♪ On fire ♪

♪ Fire ♪

♪ It's my show
all eyes on me ♪

- Oh, look who it is.
- What's up?

'Hello, hello.'

- 'Look who finally made it.'
- Hi.

- What's going on, guys?
- 'What up?'

- Did she say hi to you?
- No.

'Frankie Delgado.'

We've all been friends
with you for a long time.

We love you.
That's why we're here for you.

Celebrating this.
Happy birthday.

- Cheers!
- Frankie D.

'Whoo, whoo, whoo!'

- So, Justin...
- Hi, honey.

Are you a single man,
or are you dating?

- I'm single.
- How single?

How-how single is single?

- 'What about you?'
- Single.

For, like, two years now.

Well, beyond Audrina,
I've been single for four.

Oh, wow. Whoa,
wait-wait-wait besides Audrina?

Audrina and I, we were never
fully, fully together.

- 'Oh, I didn't know that.'
- 'Yeah, I know.'

I thought you guys were,
like, a serious item.

She acts as if you guys
were, like, married.

If Audrina was here,
she would have a heart attack.

This is exactly why
Audrina didn't come.

I'm gonna keep being friendly
to her because, honestly

I don't want to get
on her bad side.

- Do you wanna go?
- Let's go.

Yeah, let's go watch
the Laker game.

You wanna watch the Laker game?

- 'Yes.'
- 'Yeah, well let's move spots.'

Hey, Franco, happy birthday.

I'm glad we could celebrate.

- Thank you for coming, Lo.
- You're welcome.

You're not going
to the next spot with us?

Happy birthday.

I love how Kristin didn't
apologize to me.

Bye, you guys.

Bye, Jayde.

'Frankie, let's roll.'

'Come on.'

Are you walking
across the street?

- Yeah.
- Yeah, let's go watch the game.

Come on, Justin,
let's go watch the game.

♪ I want to feel you ♪

♪ I want to breathe you ♪

♪ I want to touch you ♪

'Yes.'

Did that go in?

♪ I want to feel you ♪

♪ I want to touch you ♪

♪ Yeah yeah yeah ♪

What's going on with her?
Kristin.

Miss Cavallari?

No, she's fun.

We need to win this game, Nick.
We need to win this game.

Different weather, you know.

I know what you mean.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- What's going on?
- I'm hearing Harleys go by.

I'm getting jealous.

- Oh, you've a bike, don't you?
- Yeah, yeah.

I've never been
on a motorcycle.

Yeah?

I'm a little scared.

Are you scared enough
to go on it?

Are you gonna take me out?

'Oh!'

Yes!

Yeah, baby!

You know, Audrina's been
on the back of that thing.

That's not gonna
be an issue, is it?

On your motorcycle?
Oh, then I can't go on it.

- We need something new.
- I'm being straight up.

'I don't know, Justin.
Are you asking me out?'

I don't know.
I'm trying to be good.

- 'Kristin, come over here.'
- What the...

'Move over.'

- 'Are you guys cozy enough?'
- Yeah.

He's keeping me warm.

'Oh.'

What are you doing, going
down to my pants like that?

- Shut up.
- We just met, you know.

How do you think Audrina's gonna
feel about us going on a date?

She shouldn't get mad at all.

After she yelled at me,
I don't owe her...

Well, don't be going on
a date out of spite.

♪ Tearing down the house ♪

♪ Tearing down the house ♪

♪ Girl you never listen ♪

♪ Tearing down the house ♪

♪ Tearing down the house ♪

♪ Tearing down the house ♪

♪ You don't know
what you're missing ♪

Okay.

'Huh. I feel like this place
is just kind of like...'

...Hollywood party house.

I want, like, the cozy house
in the suburbs.

This, my dear,
would be the suburbs

with a little bit more attitude.

I just thought we really
talked about...

...like, a classic house
with the white picket fence

and this is just so cold
and modern and, like

the last thing I wanted.

This is like a porno pad.

We're gonna agree to disagree.

Well, the deck seems
kind of nice.

Oh, there's something.

Wait, it's not too modern
for you, dear?

- After you, wife.
- Thank you.

- Well, this is nice.
- Oh, you like something?

I love all the trees and
the nature. Reminds me of home.

Well, the good news
is you're gonna be able to have

this view every day
for the rest of the year

because I put the deposit down.

Why wouldn't you at least
talk to me about it?

- Because I thought--
- This is our life.

This is our marriage,
we got married

to decide things together.

Doesn't matter,
'cause it's your way or no way.

And you already put
the deposit down, so...

- It's my way or the lame way.
- Yeah.

♪ Wrong again ♪

♪ I'll never learn ♪

♪ You always let me down ♪

♪ Now who's to blame? ♪

So what have you guys
been up to?

I haven't seen you since
Spencer and Heidi's party.

Mm, well, we've been going
out without you.

I know. I haven't been
going out at all.

And there's all these new crazy
people hanging out with us.

Oh, wait a minute,
what you missed is

at Frankie's birthday
at Pinches Tacos

'Kristin didn't say
one word to me.'

When Stephanie first said
"Hi" to her

she was like, "Hey."
And, like, looked away.

Her own ego
is gonna destroy herself.

I just don't understand
why she feels entitled

'to, like, be not nice
to any of us.'

You know, it's, like, you don't
treat your girlfriends that way.

She has to realize that these
are people's lives that she's

messing with, and people
do have hearts and feelings.

She can't just walk in here
and, like...

...just start trouble.

That's how I felt
at Pinches Tacos.

'Literally, Kristin
cozying up with Justin.'

'They, like,
probably went home together.'

That's so not fair.

♪ My love is gone ♪

♪ Empty but smiling free ♪

♪ My love is gone ♪

♪ You're the one
that took him away from me ♪

♪ His heart belongs ♪

♪ To a girl I never met ♪

♪ It never belonged ♪

Hey.

- Hi.
- How are you?

- Good. How are you doing?
- Good. Good to see you.

- Leather.
- Thanks.

So listen...

I did think twice about coming
here, I have to tell you that.

- Did you?
- Yeah.

I think that Audrina seems to

obviously still really have
feelings for you.

I mean, and in a way,
I kind of understand

where she's coming from. I've
been in her position before

where you think some girl
is trying to steal your

ex-boyfriend or boyfriend
or whatever, and it sucks.

See, she's so funny, you know.

It's, like, me and her
were never exclusive.

She was never my girlfriend.

She clearly
is in love with you.

'Has she told you that?'

No, but the way
she's acting, I know.

Because, I...
No, I know.

That's how girls act when
they still like a guy. So...

I don't understand how
somebody can still act--

'Cause you're that one guy.

Because you never gave
into her, and she's...

You're the one guy
she could never really have.

Do you hear how that sounds?

I know, but that's how
the mind of a woman works.

'The one guy that you can't get'

you'll always have
that thing for.

I understand it.

- Do you?
- 'Yeah.'

Do you still have a thing
for your one guy?

I haven't dated anyone
in a long time, so...

- Really?
- I know like that...

...if I'm gonna be attracted
to someone usually.

Like when you were asking me
about the bike

and going on dates and stuff.

Yeah, I really knew right then.

That was cute.

- I was flattered.
- Shut up.

The only reason I said
that is 'cause

I've never been on
a motorcycle before.

Don't blame it
on the motorcycle.

It's okay.

When's your birthday?

January 5th.

What is that? What are you?

- 'Capricorn.'
- Capricorn.

Stubborn.

- I can see that.
- I'm very organized.

Is your place spic and span?

- 'It's very clean, yeah.'
- Is it?

I have the best bed.

- Do you?
- 'Yeah, I do.'

Better quit inviting me.

You're talking about Harleys
and your bed.

You got to break
that thing in someday.

That's what I was thinking.

Ah!

You're evil.

I knew what I was getting
myself into.

♪ You can't ♪

♪ Keep going on this way ♪

♪ Slow down ♪

♪ Slow down ♪