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Stephanie messed up
big-time at work.

Steph, I don't have
the stuff for the shoot.

I'm just having
my lunch break right now.

Okay, it's fine. I'll just
figure it out on my own.

- 'Well, can't they just--'
- Great job, Steph. Great job.

And Kelly told me,
I had to deal with it.

I'm not gonna fire her.
You're gonna have to do it.

Think guillotine.
Like...

But I hadn't gotten
around to it yet.

- You think Davis talked to her?
- I don't know.

Audrina tried to end things
with Justin for good.

I can't do this anymore.

Don't get into it
with me right now.

That's it.
I came to say good-bye.

And she was ready
to focus on work for a while.

♪ I'm fallin' to pieces ♪

Heidi and Spencer had had
more downs than ups lately.

Why are you looking
at my phone?

Because you have secrets

and shady stuff in your phone.

You two are on completely
different pages.

But now Heidi needed Spencer
on his best behavior

because a very special visitor
was coming to town.

Hey.

Hello, dear.

What's up?
What's up?

My dad is coming into town.

Not my stepdad, Tim,
my real dad.

And he's never met
a boyfriend before.

You're the first.

He's, like, really
cowboy... manly man.

So, what has he said?

Like, did he freak out
that we

almost got married
in Mexico?

Yeah, he totally
freaked out and said

that if you ever wanted
to marry me

you'd have to get
his permission.

So, you're gonna kinda
have to explain that to him.

Can you give me some pointers,
so I can get on his good side?

Yeah, be nice.

I mean, he's, like, a real

a real-deal cowboy.

I would be shocked
if he comes out

without his gun,
you know?

- Are you being serious?
- Yeah.

I mean, you never met
a dad like my dad.

So anyways, I gotta go.

But just think about that.

- This is gonna be so much fun.
- 'Love you.'

Love you.
Can't wait to meet your dad.

♪ This is our life ♪

♪ The look in your eyes ♪

♪ Says we can go all the way ♪

♪ Been losing my mind ♪

♪ Broken inside ♪

♪ I want you to
take my breath away ♪

'This video shoot's
gonna be cool.'

I know. Another round
with the white tie affair.

It's cool that
we've been doing so good

they're actually
letting us work

more and more
with the artists.

Yeah. What happened
last time with this band?

Like, didn't,
I wasn't there.

Oh, at the Roosevelt.
Stephanie and Sean--

- Oh, really?
- Kinda hit it off.

She's actually stopping by later
just to see him.

Didn't you say something
about how you

'thought the lead singer
was cute?'

He's pretty cute.

- Hi.
- Hey.

We actually need to get these
guys to set really quick.

So if you could help,
just get 'em outfitted.

- Okay.
- 'Thanks.'

- I'll help you put it on.
- We're all excited.

By the time the shoot's over

you are gonna be sick
of hearing this song.

Yeah.

- Let's do this rock and roll.
- Okay.

♪ Seven days since
I've seen your face ♪

♪ Seven nights
I've laid to waste ♪

♪ I'm burnin' out now ♪

♪ I'm sick and tired of bein' ♪

♪ Sick and tired ♪

♪ Somebody turn the lights on ♪

♪ Somebody tell me
what's wrong ♪

♪ I'd be lying... ♪

Guys in bands
are so promiscuous.

I've never dated
a guy in a band.

I have, but it's like

unless you really
trust them

or go on tour with them,
it's way too hard.

'Cause girls, like,
throw themselves at them.

- Ow!
- Oh, my God, you scared me.

Hey, sorry I'm late.

I couldn't get out of work.

- 'Girls, isn't this cool?'
- This is crazy.

I've never been
to a music video set.

- Hey.
- Hi, guys.

- Hi!
- Do you remember Stephanie?

- How are you?
- Here's your coffee.

- You think this is cold?
- What?

- They're from Chicago.
- Oh, my God.

- I was just in Chicago.
- When?

I went last weekend.

You know what,
if you just call us next time

we'll tell you where to go.

Yeah, if you guys
are gonna be here.

'We're always going out.'

We're in town for
the weekend

so we should hang out
or something.

Cool. Yeah.

- We're shooting again, bro.
- Nice.

- Alright.
- We're shooting again?

- You talked me into it.
- Alright, guys, break a leg.

They're so nice.

♪ I wanna run into your arms ♪

♪ Run into your arms ♪

♪ Run into your arms ♪

♪ I wanna be right where
you are ♪

♪ Be right where you are ♪

♪ Be right there with you... ♪

'Are you nervous
to meet my dad?'

How do you think
he's gonna respond to me

trying to marry you
without his permission?

Let's just say
I've always been

way more scared of my dad
than my mom.

'You want like a code
to get outta here'

'if he scares you too much
or something?'

- Hello.
- Hey!

- Hey.
- How are you guys?

- Good. How are you?
- Hey.

- Spencer.
- How are you?

- Good to meet you.
- Nice meeting you, buddy.

- Hi, daddy.
- Hey, sweetheart.

- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to finally meet you guys.

'Hi, Terri.'

'Thank you.'

Thank you.

'I was telling Spencer that'

he is the first boyfriend
you've ever met.

- 'That's true.'
- Yep.

'I heard a great story
from Holly'

that when, uh, Holly was eight
years old

she said she had
a eight-year-old boyfriend

that liked her
and you told the eight-year-old

that you'd pull his
esophagus out if he hurt her.

I was like, "Oh, I can't wait
to meet your dad, Heidi."

Well, I know you wanted
to meet him too

because last
you heard was--

The elopement.

Yeah.
It, uh, was Mexico.

- Stay away from tequila.
- Yep.

So when do you think
you might get married?

You guys needed to meet,
first of all.

Yeah, definitely need
to get the approval.

Yep, my baby.

I'm-- You know,
I did bring my shotgun.

You better be careful.

I'm on my best
behavior these days

post-fallout
with, uh, Darlene.

What, what transpires with that?
I mean...

Holly recently told me that
I remind Darlene a lot of you.

Well, we've kind of
had our ups and downs.

And mom wasn't too happy
when Spencer got in a fight

'with this guy who was
starting trouble between us.'

So I say to this guy
"You really do this?"

And he gets in my face,
and he's like, "Yeah."

You know,
"What are you gonna do?"

And that's when I,
you know

massaged his face
a little bit, lightly.

Well, you know,
there comes a time

when you have to look out
after your-your family.

Maybe that's the code of
the West. But, you know--

I'm gonna move to the West then

'cause that's where I belong.

You know,
Spencer and I need to go out

and shoot guns together.

We can even go out
and kill some

rattlesnakes
and some coyotes.

You know, gettin' to know each
other is an important part.

I love this advice.

This beats Darlene advice

any day of the week.

♪ Is it getting better? ♪

♪ Are you feeling good enough? ♪

♪ Do you really feel like
running from... ♪

- What is that? Is that you?
- Skirt steak.

- Oh, right here.
- Right there.

Perfect.

- 'Thanks a lot.'
- Thank you.

How's, uh, work goin'
with Stephanie?

- Oh, my God.
- Uh-oh.

- You're gonna love this.
- What happened?

- I have to fire her.
- Really?

The thing that just
put it over the top was that

I went to a photo-shoot
and I asked her

to pack up
the rest of the stuff.

And she missed
a section of clothes.

And Kelly was like,
"I'm sorry. She screwed up."

Like, "You have to deal
with it now."

There's another
"I told you so."

Whatever.
It's a lesson I learned.

Listen, it's gonna ruin
your friendship, guaranteed.

- No.
- Well, that, you know--

That's kinda the risk that you
did take in the beginning.

- I know. I-I know.
- Ha-ha.

I got to do it tomorrow.

Sometimes you gotta
suck it up.

- 'Thanks for coming.'
- 'Yeah.'

You know,
it's fun being your, uh...

- What?
- Wingman.

- Hi, guys.
- What's up?

- How are you?
- Good, good.

- You guys made it.
- Hi, you guys.

- You too.
- Nice.

That looks really hot.

We ordered a couple drinks

and I think she's comin' back.

Are you guys
having fun in LA?

- Yeah, I am.
- So, where do you guys live at?

- Hollywood.
- Up in the hills.

We want to come stay
at your place.

- Yeah, really.
- There is room.

You got room for a band
and a trailer?

You do.
You have an extra room.

Wait, Steph, don't you have room
for us at your place?

No, I don't. We're getting way
too ahead of ourselves.

- Let's start off slow.
- Yeah.

Hey, do you want
another drink?

- We should go get one.
- Let's go.

- We'll be right back.
- Do you need anything?

- You're good?
- I'm gonna leave this here.

- They party hard.
- So what's Audrina's story?

Has she got--
Is she seeing anybody?

I, like, never know.

What about you?
What do you got going on?

I'm, like, not-- I'm, like
kind of dating, but that's it.

Really?

What about you?

Girlfriend?

Like, she lives with you?

I mean, we got a,
we got a situation, yeah.

- I mean somethin' like that.
- That's crazy.

Yeah.

Lot of, lot of temptation.

You should, like,
zip your mouth up.

You're kind of a flirt.

Me?

Hey, we're back.

What?

- How you guys doing over here?
- Are we interrupting?

'No, not at all.'

We need to get out of here
right now.

Sorry, guys.

We gotta get up
early tomorrow.

- We're gonna get goin'.
- Ah.

I'm gonna go. Yeah.

♪ If you're ready ♪

♪ Give me highs ♪

♪ And give me lows ♪

♪ Lows lows ♪

♪ 'Cause I... ♪

Oh, my God, that guy totally
lives with his girlfriend.

- Awkward.
- He's hot.

♪ All I'm fakin' ♪

♪ And I live in the life ♪

♪ You're bringin' me love ♪

♪ Love love... ♪

'Little different
than steamboat, yeah?'

The only seagulls we have are
in-in steamboats is at the dump.

No, the ocean's beautiful.

It really is great.

California's got a lot
of cowboy history, too.

So, what are your
intentions with Heidi?

I mean, ultimately

live happily
ever after with Heidi.

I've never met

or will never meet anyone
as special as Heidi.

I'm very protective
over her

and you know that.

You know, that's why
God invented Colt .45s.

That's why he did that.
That's why.

I knew there was a reason
for those beautiful pistols.

But I want to make sure
that she has the best.

Part of being the best is,
of course

having the family
supporting you.

And Darlene
will come around.

It will happen.

I think that that's what

you need to focus on.

I mean, the one thing
I can guarantee you

I'm in a place
where I already know

the repercussions
of hurting Heidi

and, you know, what cowboy
Bill Montag would do to me.

And I don't think
you have any worries about

you know,
my intentions with Heidi.

'I mean, what would you say
if I wanted to marry her?'

You know,
I wouldn't come after you.

But I'll tell you
right now that

'the most important thing is'

y-you just need to
treat her well

and be there for her.

'That's the most
important thing of all.'

The thing of it is that

you'd be the loser
if you lost Heidi.

That's for sure.

That's a very true statement.

Yep.

- A very true statement.
- Yep.

Remember that your father-in-law
carries a big gun.

Oh, I-I--

Trust me. It's in the back
of my head at all times.

♪ Well seems like
we were always searching ♪

♪ And no one said
it's ever perfect ♪

♪ Ever perfect... ♪

Hi.

I think there
was an accident on the ten.

It took me so long

just to get over
on this side of town.

Really?

- That's no good.
- I know.

How's work this morning?

It's good.
Um...

So I have to talk
to you about

the other day
when Kelly was here.

She did know about the,
um, shoot.

She obviously wasn't
very happy about that.

And she's a little
bit concerned right now

and feels like she might not
have time to train somebody.

So she-she doesn't
think that

she can have you
working here anymore.

I'm, like-- This is, like,
being fired right now.

'Even though
I'm just interning?'

- Please don't be upset, Steph.
- I'm not.

It's okay. I pro-- Steph, I'll
help you get another job.

No, I totally get it.

Oh, God.

It just sucks.

- I mean--
- No.

I'm really sorry
that I made you look bad.

No, it's not.
And you didn't, like--

I mean, it's just hard when you,
like, you know

you like, mess up and,
like, you know...

Obviously these are
the consequences and like...

But, Steph, it's just, like,
the situation right now.

It's awkward.
Should I leave right now or...

I mean, I don't think you
want to stay if you're upset.

I feel like an idiot.

Steph, come here.

Please don't cry.

I'm really sorry.

I know.
I'm sorry, okay?

♪ I'll change it all ♪

♪ I'll change it all for you ♪

♪ If I can do it ♪

♪ Why can't I go out ridin' ♪

♪ Can't I go out ridin'
at night ♪

♪ Magic city
what do you mean ♪

♪ Why can't I go out ridin' ♪

♪ Can't I go out ridin'
at night... ♪

- Hey.
- Hi.

- You okay?
- No. Thank you for meeting me.

Of course. What's up?
What's wrong?

I don't even know, like,
what news to break first.

Start with the most recent.

Oh, my God.

I got fired.

What do you mean
you got fired?

Lauren fired me.

- Why?
- Kelly is, like, sadistic.

It was, like, some, like,
sick, like game

or something to have, like,
your friend fire you.

I'm sorry.
We'll find something for you.

- I'll keep my eyes open.
- Here's the thing.

Before that there was this band

called "White Tie Affair."

Audrina and Chris
and Sean and I

two of the guys from the band,
we all went to Silver Lake.

So we're, like,
having a good time

and then he just drops
the gnarliest bomb on me.

What?

That he has
a live-in girlfriend.

- 'No.'
- Yes.

- No.
- Yes.

- How disgusting.
- I was dying.

I was dying.

'It's so weird 'cause, like'

this is, like,
the first good week

I've had in months.

Why?

Because of all that crazy

Stacie stuff that was going on.

And now, finally, like

she's out of the picture
and my dad is here.

'And that is such
a good thing.'

And him and Spencer
get along.

- 'Your real dad?'
- My real dad.

- What's his name, Bill?
- Bill.

So I'm so sorry
this is so bad for you.

Well, what is this gonna do
with my friendship with Lauren?

'Have you talked to Stephanie
since you fired her?'

'Do you think it's gonna affect
your guys' friendship?'

She cried.

Did she cry in front
of the whole office?

- Yes.
- Oh, God.

I don't know if I've ever
made somebody cry before.

'I feel like
I just told her, like'

her boyfriend cheated on her.

You know,
at the end of the day

she did put you
in a tough situation

and you did what you
have to do.

♪ Who is gonna save me ♪

♪ 'Cause I can't reach
the stars on my own ♪

♪ My hero ♪

♪ Somebody fighting for me ♪

♪ Who's gonna catch me ♪

'I don't wanna go
on the Ferris wheel.'

'I'm scared of heights.'

Ferris wheels are fun.

I'm trying to be
romantic, dear.

Hello.

- How are you?
- I'll have you two over here.

Uhh.

- Whoa!
- Oh!

- 'It's shaky.'
- 'It's shaky.'

'Brr.'

- 'I'm scared.'
- 'I hope we're good.'

'Oh, we're high!'

'Ooh, we're high!'

'Oh, Spency.'

'Oh, Spence.'

Why are we stopping?

'Cause, uh, your man knows
people, babe. That's why.

Well, can you tell them
to keep going?

Because I don't want
to be stuck up here.

Aah.

So, uh, the other day
when your father was here--

Yeah?

Down the beach,
over there staying.

Oh, yeah,
right over there.

We went on a little walk

I, uh,
I just may have asked him

for permission to
marry you.

- No, you didn't.
- Yes, I may have.

No. What, did he
cut your throat?

Uh, actually,
he said "Yes."

So what are your
thoughts on

you know, us tryin'
the whole marriage thing again?

I feel like
we tried that in Mexico

and then I feel like
marriage made everything worse.

No, no, no, no.

'I'm very excited about the
progress of our relationship.'

I think getting married
is just gonna make it

so much better
and stronger.

I mean there'd just be
a lot of steps to take

before we get married.

A lot needs to happen first.

I mean, you would need
to talk to my mom

and apologize to her.

And you'd have to talk
to Lauren

and, and figure
something out there.

And I mean, I want a big,
amazing wedding.

- 'I already know the rules.'
- Big white dress.

I want this to be
a princess wedding.

Well, I can tell you
this much.

I love you more than anything
on the entire planet.

And I am ready
to make peace with Lauren

to get her to go
to a wedding.

I'm willing to work hard
to try to get your mom

to see eye to eye with me.

I think the only, you know

thing we're missin'
is a legitimate

you know... ring.

♪ Da da da da da ♪

Right here. Heidi,
will you marry me for real?

Your dream wedding is--

With this ring, yes.

Yes.
Huh!

- You like it?
- Like it? I love it.

It's my favorite thing
in the entire world.

I mean, this makes up
for a lot.

You're gonna be
my husband!

Forever and ever
till death do us part.

Do you hear me?
Till death do us part.

Not divorce do us part.

I don't even know
what divorce means.

Voila.

♪ Ooh la la ♪

Oh, my God!

♪ Ooh la la la la ♪

♪ Who will I love ♪

♪ Who will I share
the test of time ♪

♪ Who will I
never leave behind ♪

♪ Baby I love you ♪

♪ Baby I love you ♪