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Ever since Heidi ran
into her first love, Colby...
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My gosh, you were the stud
of your high school.
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- 'Wasn't he?'
- Mom.
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...she'd been pushing Spencer
to become a better man.
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I feel like I'm in a nightmare.
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How did you just
even say that to me?
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Audrina needed
to get over Justin.
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So she set her sights
on the last person
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anyone expected, Brody.
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Unfortunately,
Brody was dating Jayde.
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Now the guys were taking
a trip to Hawaii
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but Audrina convinced us
to crash.
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Let's go to Hawaii then.
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'You're so gonna hook up
with Brody.'
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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Brody's boys' weekend
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was about to get
a lot more interesting.
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Considering it's 40 degrees
in LA right now--
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This is so nice!
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They're so gonna get mad.
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Yeah, I don't know
if they're gonna be too happy
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about us barging in.
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- Aloha, girls.
- Hi.
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- How are you?
- Good.
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- This is a beautiful place.
- Dude, this is awesome.
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I'm so relaxed
I can't even open my eyes.
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I'm literally just like ah.
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Look, how happy he looks.
So happy.
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- Wait, are they down there?
- Yeah.
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Look at 'em.
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- Uh-oh.
- Oh, my God, dude.
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- Oh, look who it is!
- Oh, my God.
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- Hey, guys!
- Surprise!
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- 'Surprise!'
- Are you kidding me?
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Aren't you guys
excited to see us?
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- Aloha!
- Hey!
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- Hey!
- 'We're stalkers.'
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Are you guys terribly
disappointed that we're here?
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Can I get an explanation of
why you guys are here right now?
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- 'It's boys' trip, by the way.'
- 'It's not boys' trip.'
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'You guys would've missed us
the whole time.'
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It's not about being upset.
I'm just, like, surprised. I--
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'I think
we should all do a shot.'
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- Let's do it!
- 'Yay!'
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- 'Shots?'
- Oh, they wanna do shots?
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Oh, I love 'em then.
Alright, let's do it.
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♪ Stop where you are and wish ♪
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♪ Little things
didn't come to this ♪
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♪ Count down from ten ♪
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♪ And we could be ♪
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♪ Back to go again ♪
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Do you guys wanna have,
um, a party in your room?
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- 'Yeah.'
- Can we do it?
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Wait, are we doing it
in their room or our room?
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'I think we should do it
in their room.'
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Okay, their room wins.
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God, if Justin was here,
he'd be out there.
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- 'Look at that guy.'
- Look at that guy!
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- 'Oh, he got barreled.'
- 'Barreled!'
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'He just got barreled.'
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- 'Yeah.'
- Oh.
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'Are you checking out Brody?'
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What if Justin was here
and we didn't even know
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and we crashed their party?
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He texted me this morning.
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Are you kidding me?
You guys are impossible.
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It's like a hate
and love relationship.
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It's not even a relationship.
I don't know what it is.
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'I mean, Audrina,
seriously, like'
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'you can't just keep
waiting for Justin--'
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Stephanie, I'm not.
You know, it's just hard.
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♪ I've got to let you know ♪
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♪ That I am falling faster ♪
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♪ I'm falling
even faster faster ♪
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♪ I'm falling
even faster faster ♪
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- 'Why are you bringing me--'
- 'Boundaries.'
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'This is a really
good one for us.'
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Boundaries, Spencer.
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Look at me stopping myself.
Ready?
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Just naturally went to go
look at a "Playboy" book
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you know, but I'm growing here.
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Here, why don't you look
at, like, "The Soul Of Truth?"
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Yeah, 'cause I really
have a soul of truth.
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I kind of have something
to tell you.
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It's not like
a big deal or anything.
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You're setting it up like it is.
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Um, no, I mean,
my mom just called me
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and said that, uh,
Colby is coming into town.
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Your ex-boyfriend
from Colorado, Colby?
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Yeah, you know, he's just--
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The one you just
had dinner with?
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Yes.
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I think we should bring
this up in therapy.
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- 'You think I'm really gonna--'
- Don't be jealous.
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It's not like we're going to
dinner with Stacie or anything.
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Should I bring,
like, a prayer or something?
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I think you'll like him.
He's really nice.
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Yeah, 'cause a lot of people
I hang out
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with go to Bible college.
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That's my point.
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I think it might be good for you
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to see a nice, normal guy.
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- Here's to...
- The boys' trip to Hawaii.
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- To the boys--
- But the girls came.
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'I love that we're here.'
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No, it's not.
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'It's a one-piece.
What are you talking?'
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It's probably one
of the sexiest one-pieces
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I've ever seen, so...
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I agree.
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- 'Five! Four!'
- 'Turn around.'
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- 'There it goes, there goes!'
- 'Three.'
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- Two, one!
- Oh, no, the sun.
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- 'Oh.'
- There it goes.
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- 'So who's single here?'
- 'Me.'
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Audrina, what would you
consider yourself?
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- Single.
- 'Single.'
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'No more J.B.?'
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He's, like, kind of,
like, on the sideline
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but you're, like,
still in the field.
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Do you still like him enough
that you wouldn't hook up
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with anyone else even though
you're not together with him?
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- No.
- I'll say no for her.
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If she meets a guy that
literally blows Justin away
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in every which way, then she's
gonna be like, Oh, my God.
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- Am I right or am I wrong?
- You're right.
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♪ I know
you probably heard this ♪
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♪ You're making me nervous ♪
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♪ And son
you better cover buddy ♪
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♪ Your sheets are dirty
from your pistol clothes ♪
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♪ You know it's never... ♪
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- I hope Heidi's nice.
- She will be.
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- She's a sweetheart.
- It'll be weird to meet her.
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It'll be good. You'll like her.
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- It'll be fun.
- Yeah, good.
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'You know the only reason
why I'm having this dinner'
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right now is 'cause you told me
he goes to Bible college.
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So then I, in my own head
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have convinced myself
that he's a virgin.
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Meaning that you two
have only gone
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to first base
and I can sit with another--
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If even first base.
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And as far as I'm concerned,
he's still a virgin.
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- Hi. How are you?
- 'Hi!'
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- 'Good. How are you?'
- Good.
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- I'm Ashley.
- Spencer, how are you?
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Hi, I'm Heidi.
So nice to meet you.
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'So excited to have
you two in town.'
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- I'm sure you are.
- We're excited to be here too.
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How's your vacation?
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She just spent two days
on Rodeo Drive.
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- Girl after my own heart. Yeah.
- I've never been there before.
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Man, it's different.
It's a different world, but--
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And you're, you look different.
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'I've seen pictures.'
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Um, Colby's mom
showed me pictures
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and I'm like,
you look so different.
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You're, yeah, you don't even
look like the same person.
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Um, do you guys want
a cocktail or anything?
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You know what you would love
tonight is Patron Platinum.
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'I'll just have water. Just--'
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- 'Of course.'
- Yeah, thank you.
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Water's great for me too.
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- No drinking?
- No, no.
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I never had a sip. I mean...
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Well, I just feel like
nothing good comes from it.
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- Uh, yeah.
- Where are you guys staying?
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- At...
- The Orlando.
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- The Orlando.
- Nice hotel?
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- 'Hm.'
- Big room?
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- We got, like, two rooms.
- Uh, two.
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- You're staying separately?
- Yeah.
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So you're really telling me,
at the end of the night
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'you literally say
goodnight, honey, goodnight hug'
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and hug goodbye and separate.
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Yeah, it's really
important for me
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to save stuff for marriage.
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This is, like,
Hugh Hefner Jr. over here.
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I had a subscription
to"Playboy"
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since I was 14 years old.
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God forgives, right?
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I was raised Southern Baptist
and that's...
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You don't do stuff. Like,
even dancing, you don't do.
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- Dancing?
- Yeah.
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It's easier when you've been
immersed in it your whole life
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and you can kind of see
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what the Lord's trying
to do with you, you know?
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What's the plan
for tomorrow, Colby?
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'What do you say
you and me go boxing?'
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We'll hit the bag,
you know, a little training.
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I know you got some,
uh, aggression to get out.
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♪ Under the moon
where lovers walk ♪
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♪ I thank my lucky stars above ♪
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♪ There could never be ♪
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Seriously, you guys,
I think Brody's pissed.
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If they were really mad
that we were here
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would they be going
to dinner with us?
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Unh-unh.
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Okay, then
who has hair stuff for me?
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- Audrina?
- Yeah?
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- 'Do you have hairspray?'
- Yes.
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- Ah.
- Savior, I'm coming.
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Please tell me what happened
in the hot tub.
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- I don't know.
- Yes, you do.
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There's always been something
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some kind of attraction
with me and Brody
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but I don't,
I never went there ever.
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Hey, are you guys
almost ready to go?
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- Yeah, like two more minutes.
- 'Cool.'
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You're gonna go with Brody,
aren't you?
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- No, never.
- Why, 'cause of Jayde?
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I don't know.
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Why didn't you hook up
with him before?
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I was with Justin.
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If I thought a guy was cute,
he thought I was cute
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I'd, I would not
wanna just, like
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keep shaking his hand.
I'd, like, wanna kiss him.
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That's the thing, like, with me.
I never go there.
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Maybe you should do it
to get Justin back.
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'He would get so jealous.'
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♪ Funny how the tables
have turned ♪
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♪ How does it feel to you? ♪
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♪ I've known all along ♪
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Man, literally, I think
though if I was a virgin
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I would be a mixed
martial arts fighter
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or in Delta Force.
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And you would probably
wreck shop too.
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No, but it's-it's not even...
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You got to really
break this down to me
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how you deal with it.
I would die, man.
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- I'm not even--
- Honestly, it's...
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I know it's kind of corny to say
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but, like, a lot of prayer,
a lot of time
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with the Lord kind of, you know?
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Uh, I said to Heidi
when we were on our way home
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I was like, we just
dropped them off at their hotel
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and there could be
an earthquake
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and you guys would die virgins.
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That's probably true.
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Is that not the craziest
thought to you?
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You know, I...
It'd be well worth it
242
00:09:53,505 --> 00:09:54,463
in the payoff, you know?
243
00:09:54,550 --> 00:09:56,030
What, when you get to heaven?
244
00:09:56,117 --> 00:09:57,597
Not just that,
but I mean, if you--
245
00:09:57,684 --> 00:09:59,033
Can you have sex in heaven?
246
00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:00,643
Everything's perfect
in heaven, so...
247
00:10:00,730 --> 00:10:01,775
Oh, well,
then you're having sex
248
00:10:01,862 --> 00:10:02,906
all the time in heaven.
249
00:10:02,993 --> 00:10:05,300
Exactly, if you're married.
250
00:10:05,387 --> 00:10:07,476
You know, I'm gonna go
two jabs and then right here.
251
00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,133
What do you say we switch it up?
252
00:10:12,220 --> 00:10:14,396
Are there a lot
of you out there?
253
00:10:14,483 --> 00:10:16,920
Yeah. Uh, where I go
to school at, they're all...
254
00:10:17,007 --> 00:10:18,052
Everyone's like that.
255
00:10:18,139 --> 00:10:19,270
Where in the Bible
256
00:10:19,357 --> 00:10:21,055
I need to know
the verse and the quote
257
00:10:21,142 --> 00:10:23,666
where it says that you can't
have sex till marriage?
258
00:10:23,753 --> 00:10:25,320
- I'll find it for you.
- It does say that?
259
00:10:25,407 --> 00:10:27,365
Um, I don't know, if we do
the Bible study tonight
260
00:10:27,452 --> 00:10:30,847
it could be a good experience to
talk about some of this stuff.
261
00:10:30,934 --> 00:10:32,762
Man, you are just a trip to me.
262
00:10:32,849 --> 00:10:34,068
You're like hanging out
with an alien
263
00:10:34,155 --> 00:10:36,766
just from another planet.
264
00:10:36,853 --> 00:10:39,551
♪ My heart is like
a time bomb ticking ♪
265
00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:42,685
♪ Seconds and the minutes
from this moment ♪
266
00:10:42,772 --> 00:10:45,166
To the best boys' trip ever
267
00:10:45,253 --> 00:10:46,602
even though the boys
don't want us here.
268
00:10:46,689 --> 00:10:48,822
- 'Cheers!'
- Cheers!
269
00:10:48,909 --> 00:10:51,172
'We do want you here. We just
want you to party with us.'
270
00:10:53,174 --> 00:10:55,219
I think she likes him.
271
00:10:55,306 --> 00:10:57,178
I think they just both
need each other too.
272
00:10:57,265 --> 00:11:00,485
I think it's just, like,
like, an attraction thing.
273
00:11:00,572 --> 00:11:02,662
I'm kind of scared of you.
Okay, I'm just kidding.
274
00:11:02,749 --> 00:11:04,359
I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
275
00:11:04,446 --> 00:11:05,926
You can be scared
of me all you want
276
00:11:06,013 --> 00:11:07,971
but I'm having the best time
I've ever had.
277
00:11:08,058 --> 00:11:09,669
- Good.
- 'I am.'
278
00:11:09,756 --> 00:11:11,148
I think it's more...
279
00:11:11,235 --> 00:11:12,584
I mean, he has a girlfriend
280
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,804
and he just entertains the idea.
281
00:11:14,891 --> 00:11:17,633
'You guys should just
get a room already.'
282
00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:19,461
'Come on. Come on, Frankie.'
283
00:11:19,548 --> 00:11:22,203
I'm not gonna lie.
I've always had a little crush.
284
00:11:22,290 --> 00:11:25,510
- 'Whoo!'
- But you said... What?
285
00:11:25,597 --> 00:11:27,948
What? I'm not gonna lie.
286
00:11:30,602 --> 00:11:33,562
♪ Will you just tell me? ♪
287
00:11:33,649 --> 00:11:36,260
♪ But you can't see
what is real ♪
288
00:11:36,347 --> 00:11:38,567
♪ So if you're trying ♪
289
00:11:38,654 --> 00:11:41,744
♪ Do try to find your way ♪
290
00:11:41,831 --> 00:11:45,574
♪ Home again you... ♪
291
00:11:45,661 --> 00:11:47,097
Oh, we looked up
a verse for you.
292
00:11:47,184 --> 00:11:48,795
I said to him today, I said
293
00:11:48,882 --> 00:11:50,797
I wanna see the part
in the Bible
294
00:11:50,884 --> 00:11:53,277
where it says that you can't
have sex until you're married.
295
00:11:53,364 --> 00:11:55,758
In the Bible, it's referred
to as fornification.
296
00:11:55,845 --> 00:11:58,065
- Fornication, isn't it?
- Oh.
297
00:11:58,152 --> 00:12:01,372
And it's, gosh, "Hebrews 13."
298
00:12:01,459 --> 00:12:03,113
- 'Let me find "Hebrews."'
- 'Yeah.'
299
00:12:05,463 --> 00:12:07,074
'"Marriage should be
honored by all'
300
00:12:07,161 --> 00:12:09,816
and the marriage bed kept pure."
301
00:12:09,903 --> 00:12:11,426
Here's where I interpret that.
302
00:12:11,513 --> 00:12:15,865
Your sheets must be clean,
pillowcases clean
303
00:12:15,952 --> 00:12:18,520
'but I don't see anywhere
in there does it say'
304
00:12:18,607 --> 00:12:23,873
don't have sex before you are
officially man and wife.
305
00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:27,747
So a verse in "Matthew"
that talks about forgiveness
306
00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:31,533
which is something that's hard
for everyone to do, but...
307
00:12:34,579 --> 00:12:36,190
I forgot, here we go.
308
00:12:36,277 --> 00:12:38,583
Just think how nice
life would be if everybody
309
00:12:38,670 --> 00:12:43,023
just loved each other
and listened, you know?
310
00:12:43,110 --> 00:12:45,155
So an imaginary world.
311
00:12:48,289 --> 00:12:49,899
♪ It's getting onto me ♪
312
00:12:49,986 --> 00:12:52,032
♪ Behind the front of me ♪
313
00:12:52,119 --> 00:12:53,250
Oh, my God.
314
00:12:53,337 --> 00:12:54,861
Aah!
315
00:12:54,948 --> 00:12:56,253
♪ It's getting onto me ♪
316
00:12:56,340 --> 00:12:58,342
♪ Behind the front of me ♪
317
00:12:58,429 --> 00:13:01,215
♪ It's gonna capture me
a high high ♪
318
00:13:01,302 --> 00:13:03,695
♪ A riot ♪
319
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:07,134
♪ A high high riot ♪
320
00:13:07,221 --> 00:13:08,788
What, is someone trying to get
321
00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:10,354
is someone trying
to get lei'd here?
322
00:13:10,441 --> 00:13:12,792
- Uh...
- 'Audrina wants to get lei'd.'
323
00:13:12,879 --> 00:13:15,011
Audrina just got lei'd.
Now Audrina's lei'd.
324
00:13:15,098 --> 00:13:16,970
- Now Audrina's just got lei'd.
- I just got lei'd.
325
00:13:20,712 --> 00:13:22,453
- 'Where are my Hawaiian girls?'
- 'Call 'em.'
326
00:13:24,194 --> 00:13:26,066
'Brody, dude, come on.'
327
00:13:26,153 --> 00:13:29,896
There was a red apple hanging
in front of your face
328
00:13:29,983 --> 00:13:31,593
and you didn't pluck it.
329
00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:32,637
I mean, I think she's hot.
330
00:13:35,945 --> 00:13:37,512
But okay, but listen.
331
00:13:37,599 --> 00:13:39,819
You know who I'm attracted to?
My girlfriend.
332
00:13:39,906 --> 00:13:42,386
'Like, Audrina and I have been
friends for a long time.'
333
00:13:42,473 --> 00:13:44,301
She's a cool girl,
she's fun to talk to
334
00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:46,390
to hang out, friends.
335
00:13:46,477 --> 00:13:48,218
You are friends with her, but
she doesn't think it's friends.
336
00:13:48,305 --> 00:13:49,741
She wants you.
337
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:53,484
♪ So this is where we are ♪
338
00:13:53,571 --> 00:13:54,921
♪ In space ♪
339
00:13:55,008 --> 00:13:57,662
Goodnight. See you tomorrow.
340
00:13:57,749 --> 00:14:01,362
♪ Before life rearranges ♪
341
00:14:01,449 --> 00:14:05,453
♪ The words
on all of the pages ♪
342
00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:08,499
♪ This is where we are ♪
343
00:14:12,634 --> 00:14:15,289
- Hey, Justin.
- 'Hi, how you doing?'
344
00:14:15,376 --> 00:14:18,466
The trip's good.
We're having a good time.
345
00:14:18,553 --> 00:14:20,947
It's more mellow tonight, but...
346
00:14:22,339 --> 00:14:23,950
Let me call you right back.
347
00:14:24,037 --> 00:14:25,865
'What are you doing
in here, loner?'
348
00:14:28,563 --> 00:14:30,782
We all came here on a guys' trip
349
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:33,089
whatever, to come and get away
350
00:14:33,176 --> 00:14:37,833
and I don't know whose idea
on your end it was to crash--
351
00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:39,487
Crash your party.
352
00:14:39,574 --> 00:14:41,706
I was excited to see you. I was.
353
00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:45,101
I was shocked,
but I was still excited.
354
00:14:45,188 --> 00:14:47,190
I don't want it to be
awkward between us.
355
00:14:47,277 --> 00:14:50,715
- Neither do I.
- I think you're a sweet person.
356
00:14:50,802 --> 00:14:52,282
I think you're a good
friend of mine.
357
00:14:52,369 --> 00:14:53,501
I've known you for a long time.
358
00:14:53,588 --> 00:14:55,895
And if we decide to one night
359
00:14:55,982 --> 00:14:59,159
with nobody around, late night
360
00:14:59,246 --> 00:15:00,682
feelings are feelings.
361
00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:09,343
♪ This is where we are ♪
362
00:15:10,735 --> 00:15:12,868
♪ I told her then came over ♪
363
00:15:12,955 --> 00:15:15,523
♪ I loved her
with her whole worth ♪
364
00:15:15,610 --> 00:15:17,699
♪ We kissed and touched
each other ♪
365
00:15:17,786 --> 00:15:20,571
- 'Morning, sunshine.'
- 'Morning, sunshine.'
366
00:15:20,658 --> 00:15:23,139
Did you sleep okay?
367
00:15:23,226 --> 00:15:25,663
Hm, so-so.
I didn't sleep great.
368
00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:30,581
So Audrina stayed
with the Brodster.
369
00:15:30,668 --> 00:15:32,148
- She stayed in his room?
- 'Yeah.'
370
00:15:32,235 --> 00:15:34,977
'I don't know
if they hooked up or not'
371
00:15:35,064 --> 00:15:36,936
and I don't want to speculate,
I just--
372
00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:39,242
- You're totally speculating.
- Well, yeah.
373
00:15:39,329 --> 00:15:41,679
Should we wake up Steph? I
kinda wanna know what happened.
374
00:15:41,766 --> 00:15:43,333
I'll go get her.
375
00:15:45,727 --> 00:15:47,468
Steph, are you awake?
376
00:15:47,555 --> 00:15:49,905
Hm, do I look crazy right now?
377
00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:52,168
'A little bit.'
378
00:15:52,255 --> 00:15:53,909
'Is it just us three right now?'
379
00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:55,998
'Audrina came home.
She's sleeping.'
380
00:15:56,085 --> 00:15:57,521
Oh, she did come home.
381
00:15:57,608 --> 00:15:59,697
- Um...
- This morning.
382
00:15:59,784 --> 00:16:02,265
You spill the beans immediately.
383
00:16:02,352 --> 00:16:04,137
I have no idea.
384
00:16:04,224 --> 00:16:07,227
I just know
that she slept at Brody's.
385
00:16:07,314 --> 00:16:11,883
♪ Yeah everything's falling ♪
386
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:16,932
♪ Yeah everything's falling ♪
387
00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:19,108
♪ Woo-hoo ♪
388
00:16:19,195 --> 00:16:20,327
'Well, that was a fun weekend'
389
00:16:20,414 --> 00:16:21,676
'with Colby, don't you think?'
390
00:16:21,763 --> 00:16:23,765
Honestly, I'm thinking about it
391
00:16:23,852 --> 00:16:25,810
and you're a genius
for bringing this guy out here
392
00:16:25,897 --> 00:16:28,161
''cause you know what,
he's exactly
393
00:16:28,248 --> 00:16:30,728
what kind of guy you are
supposed to be with.
394
00:16:30,815 --> 00:16:33,253
No, Spencer, I broke up
with him a long time ago.
395
00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:35,211
No, no, no, he's right.
396
00:16:35,298 --> 00:16:38,258
I've taken too much of the
small town Heidi out of you.
397
00:16:38,345 --> 00:16:41,609
It's not like that. I moved
from a small town for a reason.
398
00:16:41,696 --> 00:16:44,481
I, I just think it's good
to be around someone like that
399
00:16:44,568 --> 00:16:46,483
and, you know, Colby
has a lot of good values
400
00:16:46,570 --> 00:16:50,183
and, you know, how he treats
women and people and--
401
00:16:50,270 --> 00:16:53,273
I think if I acted
like Colby for a week
402
00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:54,926
you'd be so damn bored
403
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,277
you'd probably be cheating
on me by Friday.
404
00:16:57,364 --> 00:17:00,193
I'm just saying just to try
to be nicer to people
405
00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:02,586
and try, maybe you could get
along with my mom
406
00:17:02,673 --> 00:17:04,719
and maybe, you know,
you and my sister
407
00:17:04,806 --> 00:17:06,112
could get along better or--
408
00:17:06,199 --> 00:17:08,766
Well, the new me has got
409
00:17:08,853 --> 00:17:10,638
a bunch of Colby traits,
you know.
410
00:17:10,725 --> 00:17:12,205
I don't want you
to be anything like Colby.
411
00:17:12,292 --> 00:17:13,423
- I just want--
- 'It's too late.'
412
00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:16,078
I like that whole little
413
00:17:16,165 --> 00:17:17,384
"Leave It To Beaver" vibe.
414
00:17:17,471 --> 00:17:18,733
Forget it, obviously
415
00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:20,126
you haven't learned anything,
and--
416
00:17:20,213 --> 00:17:21,562
- I've learned everything.
- 'Alright.'
417
00:17:21,649 --> 00:17:22,780
I've learned I want the check
418
00:17:22,867 --> 00:17:25,131
and I wanna go.
419
00:17:25,218 --> 00:17:29,483
♪ So here's to the days
we spent chasing ♪
420
00:17:29,570 --> 00:17:32,268
♪ All we could ever dream
of taking ♪
421
00:17:33,661 --> 00:17:35,793
Whoo!
422
00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:38,535
- Whoo!
- Ah, Brody.
423
00:17:38,622 --> 00:17:40,842
- The Brodster.
- Rough night last night, boys.
424
00:17:40,929 --> 00:17:42,974
- Yeah, it was for you.
- What do you mean?
425
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:46,326
I woke up early,
wanted to enjoy the nice surf
426
00:17:46,413 --> 00:17:51,287
and, uh, look who I see
come on out of, uh, Brody's room
427
00:17:51,374 --> 00:17:54,203
was, uh, Miss Audrina
in this bathing suit.
428
00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:56,075
- 'And, uh--'
- I mean, we're in Hawaii.
429
00:17:56,162 --> 00:17:58,468
Were you guys frolicking
in the water together or what?
430
00:17:58,555 --> 00:18:01,819
Listen, man, I messed up.
I cheated on my girlfriend.
431
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:06,737
I would've put that down
like a sick dog.
432
00:18:06,824 --> 00:18:09,349
'Come on, dude. Come on.'
433
00:18:09,436 --> 00:18:11,046
So how do you think
Jayde's gonna feel?
434
00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:12,439
- How's she gonna feel?
- 'Think she's gonna be upset?'
435
00:18:12,526 --> 00:18:13,701
'Do you think, like, you're--'
436
00:18:13,788 --> 00:18:15,398
Of course,
she's gonna be upset.
437
00:18:15,485 --> 00:18:17,705
Are you gonna call her today
and be like "Hey, you know, I--"
438
00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:19,924
No, man, there's not, w-what?
439
00:18:20,011 --> 00:18:21,752
I wouldn't doubt Audrina
going and telling
440
00:18:21,839 --> 00:18:23,493
the other girls
that something happened.
441
00:18:23,580 --> 00:18:25,495
- I don't think she would.
- 'Well, how do you know?'
442
00:18:25,582 --> 00:18:27,497
- I mean, I don't--
- Dude, girls are evil.
443
00:18:27,584 --> 00:18:29,195
I think they probably
444
00:18:29,282 --> 00:18:31,545
were just wasted and passed out.
445
00:18:31,632 --> 00:18:33,416
I don't even think
I wanna know.
446
00:18:33,503 --> 00:18:35,636
You're a liar.
You totally wanna know.
447
00:18:35,723 --> 00:18:37,812
- Totally.
- Are you guys telling Jayde?
448
00:18:37,899 --> 00:18:40,119
Don't look at me.
That's not our place.
449
00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:41,816
Is that her?
450
00:18:41,903 --> 00:18:45,646
- 'Good morning, sunshine.'
- 'She's alive!'
451
00:18:45,733 --> 00:18:47,822
How you feeling?
452
00:18:47,909 --> 00:18:49,911
'I'm so tired right now.'
453
00:18:53,349 --> 00:18:56,178
Um, well, where'd you sleep?
454
00:18:56,265 --> 00:18:57,875
At Brody's, in the room.
455
00:18:57,962 --> 00:18:59,964
'But there was only one bed.'
456
00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:03,968
What do you think
Justin's gonna think?
457
00:19:04,055 --> 00:19:05,666
Obviously, he wouldn't be happy
458
00:19:05,753 --> 00:19:09,060
if he found out
I slept in Brody's room.
459
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,410
'Jayde's gonna die.'
460
00:19:10,497 --> 00:19:12,629
It would be like World War III.
461
00:19:12,716 --> 00:19:15,023
She might be coming after you.
462
00:19:15,110 --> 00:19:16,329
'Well, let her come after me.'
463
00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:18,679
Like, start a war.
Like, whatever.
464
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:25,860
♪ No I ain't waiting ♪
465
00:19:25,947 --> 00:19:27,166
♪ I'd like to change ♪
466
00:19:27,253 --> 00:19:29,429
♪ But I'm wicked ♪
467
00:19:29,516 --> 00:19:31,822
♪ It's hard to say ♪
468
00:19:31,909 --> 00:19:34,347
♪ From where I get it ♪
469
00:19:34,434 --> 00:19:36,566
♪ All I know ♪
470
00:19:36,653 --> 00:19:39,003
♪ Is when I'm with ya ♪
471
00:19:39,090 --> 00:19:41,005
♪ You tame and inflame ♪
472
00:19:41,092 --> 00:19:42,137
♪ My wicked ways ♪
473
00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:44,313
♪ My wicked ways ♪
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