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Previously on "The Hills..."

'Surprise!'

My birthday was a little more
eventful than I'd hoped.

Do you want to go?
I don't want it to be, like...

- ...weird and awkward.
- I think you're fine.

Thanks to Steph,
Heidi showed up.

- Hi. Happy birthday.
- 'Oh, look who's here.'

Spencer had a guys' night out.

What gets you up
on the bar dancing?

And it did not end well.

Did you just say
I'm hitting on the bartender?

Yeah. You are, aren't you?

'Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo!'

I had to say,
I told you so about Spencer.

He's an ass***.
He's an awful person.

I'm shaking.
I don't know what to do.

But Heidi was going to have

to get to the bottom
of it herself.

Come in.

Hey.

- Do you want a quesadilla?
- Nope.

What I have to say'll
be pretty short.

'First, let's begin with
the fact'

that I think
it was totally uncool

that you took Heidi
to Lauren's party

when she wasn't even invited.

Spencer, I didn't put a bag
over Heidi's head

and kidnap her and take her,
she wanted to go.

And just because
we went to a birthday party

it didn't mean that
you had to go out and--

- That's nothing to do with it.
- Hitting on a bartender?

'Where do you get off
reading a text message'

without checking with me?

So you go to a bar, get
drunk, and you punch someone?

What if he was just lying,
making up the whole thing?

But he wasn't lying.

You were at a club
talking to a bartender.

It's like, who does that
to their brother?

Obviously, we know
you have no loyalty.

Who does that
to their girlfriend, Spencer?

Does what? It shows me your
loyalty to our family again.

- You don't have it.
- Spencer, this loyalty thing--

I am not calling you
a sister any more.

Well, I'm gonna stop calling you
a good guy to Heidi

'cause you know what,
you kind of suck.

If I was a therapist,
I would be a millionaire

with how many conversations
I have with Heidi.

Don't talk to Heidi.

'You're so obsessed
with the idea of loyalty'

that you have
completely abandoned

all of your friends,
including your sister.

Do you think you know
any of the people in my life?

'Cause you're not
even in my life.

You don't have
any other friends.

You don't know how to exist
without Heidi.

What are you gonna do
when you're single?

If you and Heidi don't work out?

When am I getting single?

Get your own life figured out

and then you can
give me advice, okay?

- Just leave.
- 'I was already on my way out.'

- Oh, my God.
- 'Thank you.'

Have a nice single, lonely life.

♪ Nothing but good hearts
gone bad ♪

♪ So afraid to bleed
and holding back ♪

♪ I'm taking it all
I'm taking it all yeah ♪

♪ Nothing but good hearts
gone... ♪

You know what, I feel like
I don't really expect presents

any more when I go to birthdays.

- 'Neither do I.'
- 'I don't know.'

I don't, like, expect them

so when I get presents,
I'm like, "Ooh!"

- Hi, pumpkin.
- Good morning, sunshines.

Had fun last night, everybody?

Um, I liked that
all my friends got together

and planned a surprise party
for me.

So did you like that
your party was on a boat?

- It was a good idea in theory.
- 'It was.'

Situation reversed,
how stoked would you be?

You were basically crying
half of the time on the boat.

Sweet. "What did you do
on your birthday?" Cried.

Heidi showed up. Oh, man.

'You guys were like reminiscing,
um, back in the day.'

No, we weren't reminiscing.

Can someone want to explain
to me how that came to be?

I feel like she invited herself.

'I'm sure Stephanie was like'

"Oh, yeah, I'm going to
Lauren's party tonight."

I just don't wanna be put
in that situation

'cause it makes me upset.

We didn't put you
in that situation.

Who put me on the damn boat?

You know, we had a good, like,
guest list minus the one...

- The one.
- Mm-hmm.

- Hello.
- Hi. How're you doing?

- Hi, I'm Heidi.
- Good to meet you.

Um, this might sound, like,
a little crazy.

My fiancewas here
the other night.

I don't know if you remember,
Spencer Pratt.

- Oh, the fighter. Spencer.
- Yeah.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

'So I'm sure
you get this a lot.'

I got a message, he was, like,
sitting here flirting with you

and trying to get your number.

And I just wanted to know

like, if that was your man,
you wouldn't care.

- I mean, I would care, yes.
- You would care.

I didn't know
he had a girlfriend.

I didn't know what
the occasion was. I had no idea.

But it's, like, yeah,
he asked me if, like

I was to dance
on the bar right now.

Well, "What could I do
to make you dance

on this bar right now?"

So it was more like asking me
little questions like that

that it made me feel
really weird about it.

I cannot believe he was saying
stuff like that to you.

- Don't know if it was the alc--
- Just can't even believe that.

It doesn't matter
if it's alcohol, or anything.

- You don't say stuff like that.
- No.

Like, you know,
I was about to marry this man.

I wouldn't be happy
with my boyfriend, or a man

I was going to marry
to act that way.

Because I couldn't take lying,
or flirting with other girls

and having to look stupid
in front of your friends.

- Yeah.
- Good luck with that.

Wow.

♪ Oo-o-oh ooh-ooh ooh ♪

♪ Oo-o-oh ooh-ooh ooh ♪

Hello, dear.

'I've been waiting for you.'

I just don't even want to
keep fighting about something

that I don't
believe I did, so...

Well, I went and I talked
to that bartender.

Was that fun or what?

And she said you were
way out of line.

Are you gonna look at me,
or are you just gonna text?

Are you still talking about
this bartender?

And she said that if she were in
my position, she would be livid

and that at one point
at the night, you were like

"What do I have to get,
do to get you to dance

on the bar right now?"

Whatever you were saying to her.

- I don't remember saying that.
- That's your only response?

How dare you
disrespect me like that?

Yeah, I flirted
with a bartender.

That's the end of the world,
right, but the reality is

you don't even trust me
a little bit.

I didn't even have a chance
to trust you on it.

You had to go meet
with a stranger

because another stranger
told you I did something.

- You told me I should.
- I didn't say that.

- You said, "Yeah, that's fine."
- Said, "Do whatever you want."

I can't believe you're turning
this all around on me.

There's no way to turn around.

For the last three years,
I have been

stuck to your hip 24/7

and I've never even been around
another female even--

Oh, so I'm depriving you
of being around other women

and seeing other women?
I'm so sorry, I had no idea.

Okay, well, I think maybe
you should spend a lot

more time away from me then,
why don't you

make sure you have
your guy nights out

and your whatever you wanna do,
because I'm gonna go to Colorado

have some time to think and
figure out what we're gonna do.

Great. Have a great trip.

Tell your mom I said hello.

♪ It's a hard time
you ready for it ♪

♪ I'm not sure
if you'll ever make it ♪

♪ Give you a call ♪

♪ I'll give you a call ♪

♪ And it's a hard world
we're sad as it seems ♪

♪ Are you gonna be the light
to shine between... ♪

- Hi!
- Hi.

- 'How are you?'
- I haven't seen you in...

- I know.
- A while it feels like.

- So long. How was your flight?
- I know.

My flight was good.
It was easy.

Uneventful?

Uneventful,
unlike my life recently.

I wish my life
was more uneventful.

- Mm?
- I'm so frustrated.

So sick of being frustrated.

Maybe you should take a break.

That's why I came here.

But, um, I have some maybe good
news that you'll be happy about.

I went to Lauren's surprise
birthday the other night.

And I think she was kind of
thrown off

and not too happy
about me being there.

And I think she's just
so frustrated that

she feels like I chose Spencer,
and as the night progressed

you know,
it really started changing

and it just felt like
my old friend again.

I know.
Those guys were your family.

Yeah.

It was such a good night,
except Stephanie's ex-boyfriend

texted Stephanie like,
"Spencer's so shady.

He's trying to get
the bartender's number."

And Spencer, like,
hit him five times.

- No way.
- In the face.

- And he had to get stitches.
- That's horrible.

- That's not okay.
- None of it's good.

Well, he's the common thread
in every issue

that you're having in your life.

Everything is just, like,
crumbling, you know?

Well, it doesn't sound like
everything's crumbling.

Sounds like things are better
with you and Lauren.

- That's huge.
- That's such a big step.

- I didn't think we'd get there.
- Yeah.

It's good to be home.

♪ O-o-oh o-o-oh ♪

Okay, do you mind doing a dress?

'Oh, I don't care.'

Okay, pants out of this
or a dress out of this?

I don't know, Steph.

That's your call.

Why aren't you being
more helpful?

It kind of depends
what you want to do.

'Did you have a good birthday?'

Um, it was a little more
dramatic than I needed.

You know, Heidi invited herself.

How did she invite herself?

Um, she was like, "Lauren's
having a party? I should come."

You didn't think you should
tell her that maybe

my birthday wasn't
the best time to come?

What about SLS?

You went to her event.

That wasn't her event.
She works for a company--

She works for Bolthouse that
threw a party, and you went.

With 1500 people. I wasn't going
to Heidi's birthday party.

Why can't you get along with
her? I just like.. This is--

'Cause I hate your brother,
and she's marrying him.

- What are you talking about?
- Who cares about my brother?

Like, look at Heidi
as her own person.

I think it was
really inappropriate

for her to be there. I do.

And I think that if you were
really my friend

you would have been like,
"Hey, don't go to her birthday.

Maybe, you know,
ask her to go to dinner."

You would never go
to a dinner with her.

Well, if I wouldn't go
to a dinner with her

what makes you think
I'd want her at my birthday?

All she wants
is her best friend back.

Stephanie, you have to stop. You
have to stop pushing it on me.

- I'm not kidding.
- 'Okay. Okay.'

It's not fair to me.
Let it go.

It's not fair to force someone
on someone else.

- I just... alright.
- Okay.

Do you have your swatch?

♪ Now hang me up to dry ♪

♪ I'm pearly like the whites ♪

♪ The whites of your eyes ♪

This is so cute.
What's up, buddy?

- How you doing, man?
- It's been too long.

- How you been?
- Awful.

What is this little vegan place.

- It's the muse, homie.
- Alright.

Well, thank you
for returning my call, "A."

"B," hearing my desperation.

Alright, cut the "BS" out.

I'm here because you callin' me

leaving me a message

telling me
you are in some kind of

desperate situation.

I know we've had a little
falling out in the past

but you are still my friend.

I still consider you
one of my friends.

But what happened?

So she comes home,
just packs her bag...

- Flies to Colorado.
- Is that where she is now?

Oh, yeah, to meet up
with her mom who hates me

as much as, uh, our good buddy
LC does, if not more.

Well, I mean, what does that say
about your guys' relationship?

It's bananas, homie. Trust me.

I...if I were you,
I'd be pissed at Heidi.

Oh, I'm totally
on your page now.

It's making me just rethink
everything 'cause it's, like

how are we supposed to continue
on with a relationship or--

If you don't,
if you don't believe me...

- 'Over this dude...'
- Over this random guy...

I just never even put it
to that, like, simple--

'She's believing a random dude
that dated your little sister'

'who's bitter about
them breaking up.'

You just need to be like,
"Fine, you know what

if you're not gonna trust me,
fine, I'm out of here."

Go out to the clubs a little
bit. Go hang out.

Go spread your wings.
You're still 25 years old.

If we were married right now,
that'd be my wife.

Well, that's why you can't put
too many eggs in one basket.

'Go out and enjoy your life.'

You've been cooped up in this
little, this little world that

you and Heidi have created
in this apartment

with your video games
and your things

and it's like
you haven't got out.

Go out with your guy friends.
Go and talk to some chicks.

She just straight-up left you.

You're allowed to talk
to whoever you want now

as far as I'm concerned.

'That'd be my advice, you know?'

♪ Why ♪

♪ Why ♪

♪ Why'd you have to say
you loved me ♪

♪ Why ♪

♪ Why ♪

- Oh!
- Brr.

This is definitely different
than LA.

- Hi, Heids.
- How are you?

Welcome. It's so good to see
you. I'm off soon.

- Brr. I am freezing.
- No, you're just...

My bones are frozen.
My blood is frozen.

You're accustomed to that
sunny California weather.

- We missed you at Christmas.
- I know.

- 'And at Thanksgiving.'
- I know.

I saw Colby.

I haven't seen him
in a long time.

Didn't you used to date Colby?

I think he was, like,
my first boyfriend.

I think he was your first love.

- Aww.
- Such a nice boy.

'He's got his act together,
coming home'

starting his own business
at 22 years old.

By golly, good for him.

- He was asking about you.
- Oh.

'Heidi.

- Hi.
- 'How are you?'

- How are you?
- I am so good.

I haven't seen you
in a long time.

- I know, it's been forever.
- What are you doing?

I-I thought you guys would run
into each other before.

- 'Now, this is amazing.'
- I know. I know.

I feel like this is almost,
like, set-up or something.

'It's got to be a God thing.'

I...yeah, we just came
into town last night.

This is crazy. You guys had
a lot of great times together.

- We did.
- Good strong Christian boy.

He's going to
Colorado Christian.

But I do remember
you were the only one

I would let her drive in the car
with because I trusted you.

Yeah. I remember that too.

- 'How fun.'
- Good times.

Are you still playing
any sports?

Oh, my gosh. You were the stud
of your high school. Wasn't he?

Was he, like, the wrestling
champ of like Colorado?

You couldn't be more enthralled
right now.

- I love you, Colby.
- 'Thank you.'

Spencer is a purple belt
in jujitsu.

- Really?
- 'Isn't that really hard?'

Yeah, as a matter of fact,
he just got in a fight.

- Really?
- 'Yeah. A real fight.'

Spencer and my mom don't get
along very well, which is hard.

For good reason.

They kind of got off
on the wrong foot.

So when are you getting married?

- I don't know.
- 'Are you-you're engaged?'

- No.
- Oh, so there's still hope?

Mom.

♪ So when I'm old
and out of time ♪

♪ Will you keep me pick me up ♪

♪ Although it's lonely
at the top ♪

'It's a classy establishment.'

- Which side would you like?
- I'd like the middle, please.

You want middle?
Want me to go over here?

Oh, wow.
Did you have fun at your party?

Um... kind of.

You tell me how awkward it was
to have Heidi show up.

I don't know what's more
awkward, is if she came

or if that Stephanie brought her
and didn't, like...

Don't even get me
on the Stephanie subject.

Stephanie did invite her,
didn't she?

Stephanie told her about it

and then Heidi said
she wanted to come.

I mean, I'm like, did I miss

like, the step we took where
we became best friends again?

Like, the issue that
we had hasn't gone anywhere.

And you want to know something
even more awkward

is that Spencer,
I guess, you know

Heidi and him got
in this huge fight

'and Heidi left
and went to Colorado.'

And I guess Spencer just
obviously had nobody to call

so he decided to call me.

'I guess he's at a really
bad place right now.'

'I guess he doesn't know
who to call.'

The thing that's craziest
is that

after everything
that's gone down

the two people that they burned

are the only two people
they have to call.

- It's cold out here.
- Thank you.

- You're welcome.
- It's so pretty.

What are you thinking about
out here?

Just thinking about my trip here
and how nice it's been

and just so drama-free,
and relaxing, and...

- Yeah.
- You know.

It was so great to see Colby
last night. He's so cute.

He is the exact same.
It's so funny.

'I haven't seen him in years.'

Well, everything happens
for a reason.

Maybe it's not a coincidence.

I just feel like, I just love it
when you come home.

I feel like you
get grounded again

and you kind of remember
who you are

and I think in LA, you spend too
much time with Spencer.

I think he's the only one
you spend time with.

That's why I'm so happy
that you and Lauren

are re-establishing
your friendship.

That's... for you guys to have
girl time.

I feel like you think that
Spencer has, like

this power over me,
and he doesn't.

It's like I'm my own person,
and I always choose

what I want and I always do
what I want.

And just because you spend time
with someone

doesn't mean that he, like,
chooses things.

That's probably true,
but I do think that

you're more influenced by him
than you realize.

Well, I think it's good that
we didn't get married.

There's too many things
you don't know about each other.

♪ Nothing is forever ♪

♪ Still I can't let go ♪

♪ You know ♪

- Ahh.
- That was a juicy lime.

It seems like every time
you come here

we finish a bottle of tequila.

So where, where's your
girlfriend?

Well, after she met up with you,
she went straight home

packed her bag
and flew home to Colorado.

- Really?
- 'Yeah.'

- 'Abandoned me.'
- 'Did she ask you--'

Didn't even tell me
if we were broken up.

Didn't tell me anything.
Just left.

Wow.

Well, I mean, I thought
she was nuts.

'I don't know your relationship.
I don't know what it's like.'

And just from what I see,
it's kind of crazy.

It's definitely crazy.

- What's the toast?
- To no crazy girlfriends.

'I could toast to that.'

Aah!

I like how tequila

creates and fixes
all of our problems.

'Next time it's gonna be what?'

Is there gonna be a next time?

I mean, it's up to you.
I don't know.

- Well...
- 'Well?'

I think this is the end
of the evening.

I know. I'm kind of sad.

What are we gonna do?

♪ So you can cut me loose ♪

♪ I'm not your revelation ♪

♪ I'm not your only excuse ♪

♪ So you can cut me loose ♪

♪ I'm not your revelation ♪

♪ Well I'm not
your personal excuse ♪