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They say nothing stays the same forever

but the strongest friendships can make it through anything.

Stephanie's going on a date with Doug?

I almost lost one friend over a boy.

- She went behind your back. - I know.

And another over a rumor.

And she's calling me a shady person.

She's calling me a slut.

And I did lose a friend...

I'm so excited you're going away.

It's just, it's a little sad.

...when she followed her career and her love life

to New York City.

As hard as she tried

Audrina never could let Justin go.

Whenever you're ready to grow up, come and find me.

But she was starting to think

he might have been worth waiting for.

I want you to be with me.

When he invited her away

for a romantic weekend.

I think you're condescending, rude

and very hostile right now.

Even after all the resistance from Heidi's family

Spencer wouldn't let anything stop him from getting his way.

Well, hello, Mrs. Pratt. I love saying that.

My mom is gonna freak.

But now Heidi had to return to real life

and their honeymoon was about to be over.

- Hi, guys. - 'Hi.'

- How's it going? - Good.

Okay, the opening of the hotel

is a few days away.

We're kind of just in scramble mode.

I need you guys to look at the timeline

double-check that we haven't forgot anything.

We've got, like, all hands on deck, so--

- Okay. - That's what's going on.

'How was your vacations? What'd you guys do?'

Um, Hawaii, Kona.

- 'Yeah.' - Yeah, what'd you do?

I was in Mexico and kinda decided

to get married.

- Shut up. - 'No, really.'

We were down there and we had, like, a couple margaritas

and there was a chapel there and we're like

'"Well, let's just do a ceremony."'

So it's the craziest thing I've ever done.

Alright.

♪ You can't take my feet to the ground ♪

♪ I'm in the air and I'm flying ♪

♪ Let me live my way ♪

♪ It's my life my own ♪

What kind of a do are you gonna do?

I think just like a little bun.

I'm a little nervous about wearing

lime green to a black-tie.

Lime green is, like, the cutest thing I've ever seen.

What do you guys have going on tonight?

Um, we're doing that SLS opening

but it's a black-tie, so...

Great, have a seat.

- 'Have a seat in here.' - 'Thanks, sweetie.'

We haven't been to a big, fun party in a while.

- I'm kind of excited. - I know.

'Do you know who is doing the event tonight?'

It's Bolthouse.

Does that mean Heidi's gonna be there?

Probably.

Are you gonna talk to her?

You miss her though, right?

'I mean, it's so sad'

but the main reason we don't get along hasn't changed.

I know. Holly told me about the wedding.

Holly also told me that Heidi does miss you.

Well, I'm sure she misses having friends, period.

Yeah.

I would love to go up to her

and just be fine but I feel like

because we were so close for so long

I know how to be her best friend and I know how to hate her

and I don't know how to do anything in between.

Yeah. Well, we'll see tonight, I guess.

♪ Is there ever a dream of mine you? ♪

♪ Oh you haven't heard ♪

♪ I keep running ahead of the race ♪

♪ Until I put that sparkle away ♪

This is it. We got a little bungalow.

It's our little getaway, dude.

Oh, my God.

Wow, this is impressive.

You did this all yourself.

- Good, huh? - Yeah, I like it.

I am going straight to the bar.

- Straight to the bar? We need-- - You check it out.

- It's so white. - Look what I found.

'Champagne?'

That's kinda like a celebration, dude.

It is, out of LA.

Out of LA.

- Here. - Out of LA. No more drama.

'Oh, crap.'

'We don't need glasses, do we?'

We should do this, like, once a month.

You got it.

Did you realize every time we go away

it's never just the two of us?

- I know. - It's always--

With a group of people and then we don't really

get to spend time with each other.

And you know what comes with that.

Drama.

Well, this is gonna be drama-free.

Better be.

These little trips will make us a little

closer and closer together.

I'm all yours. You're all mine.

- We're gonna have fun. - 'You're in trouble now, dude.'

You're in trouble now.

- I'm gonna shut the door. - Alright.

♪ You know I want a little more ♪

♪ Love from you ♪

♪ Love to do me right ♪

♪ You know you got to let me say ♪

♪ Your love for me ♪

♪ You got to do it right yeah ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

'Hi.'

I didn't know you were here. When did you get here?

- Just got here. - Mm.

I just came to see you.

What a surprise.

Yeah, I wanted to surprise you.

♪ Make it worth my while ♪

♪ You cry your eyes out ♪

♪ Baby cry your eyes out ♪

♪ Every time you call for some sympathy ♪

♪ Make it worth my time ♪

♪ You cry about ♪

♪ Cry about it ♪

So what's going on?

Nothing's going on with me. What's going on with you?

I just came to see how you were doing and...

- Well, we went to Mexico. - 'How Mexico was?'

And, you know, had a couple of margaritas

and we just decided to--

Just that easy, couple margaritas

beautiful sunset, get married?

I don't want you to be upset about this.

How can I not be upset? You chose to go and elope.

That's my choice, mom, and that shouldn't affect you.

It does affect me and it affects a lot of people.

A lot of people have been hurt very deeply by all this.

Who?

There's a lot of people

who your whole life, contribute to your life

to get you to where you are

and to help mold you into the person that you are.

I know, mom. I know.

I just feel excluded from your life.

Well, I didn't mean to hurt you.

I can't not live my life

worrying about everyone else all the time too.

Is it even legal?

We're gonna make it legal.

'We're going down to city hall tomorrow'

and we're getting married.

And I would appreciate it if you supported me in that.

♪ And then it comes ♪

♪ Just over the shoulder ♪

♪ That strange rush ♪

♪ From cover to cover ♪

♪ And when it comes ♪

♪ It feels like a lover ♪

♪ That strange rush ♪

♪ Is taking me over ♪

♪ And then it comes ♪

♪ Just over the shoulder ♪

♪ That strange rush ♪

I don't know what it is. I'm so antsy lately.

I can't sit still.

Maybe you make me nervous.

I get nervous sometimes.

If we don't see each other for a while

'it's kinda like maybe an excitement nervous.'

- I get excited to see you. - Aw.

That's good. You're a rare one.

So are you.

You think the universe is in our favor?

I don't know.

Well, do you think you're comfortable with where we stand?

What do you think?

I think we're at this standstill that's kind of stuck.

'Audrina, I don't have that big of a connection with people'

that I give myself to and spend all that time with

and you're definitely one of those people.

'And I hope that it stays like that'

'for as long as it possibly can.'

What is that?

It's just a ring.

- Are you serious? - Yeah.

'I wanna see it.'

It's cute. I like it.

- Thank you. - You're amazing.

Thank you so much.

I love it.

♪ Take me ♪

♪ I wanna dance ♪

♪ Take me ♪

♪ I'll have no regrets ♪

♪ Take me ♪

♪ I wanna dance ♪

'This is so crazy.'

I know. This is beautiful out here.

Hey. How are you guys?

- Welcome back. - Thank you.

- 'Hi.' - You look amazing.

Hi, Mrs. Pratt.

'Um, wait a minute. Is that Lauren?'

'Yeah, Lauren and Lo.'

- Should I go say something? - Hello.

Hi. Should I go say something?

Yeah, go do that. One hundred percent.

- Alright, I'll go. - 'Now's the time.'

It's beautiful. Oh, Heidi's coming over.

She looks nice.

- Hi, Heidi. How are you? - Hi. How are you?

Do you mind if I talk to you for a second?

- Is that okay? - I'm gonna let you guys...

- Sorry. - No, it's okay.

- How's everything going? - I'm good. How are you?

Good.

I hate that this is awkward.

You heard Spencer and I got married.

- Are you happy? - Yeah.

That's all that matters.

What about your mom? How's she?

Um, it's, it's really hard.

Parents.

Yeah, it's been hard with her.

- You know? - It's okay.

The things that she said is

just a little bit irreparable, so...

You just gotta know that that's your mom and--

I know and that's why, you know

and Spencer understands that and then...

You have an amazing mother. You know that?

Of course. And sister and--

- Yeah, I know. - Stephanie, and you know.

The only thing really missing in my life is you

and I don't think that's gonna change anytime.

It just is what it is. It's not always fair.

I know.

I know.

You been working out a lot?

- Working out? - Yeah.

- No. - No?

No, I wish.

I'm just hiding it well in my clothes.

No, no, no. I don't think so.

- Mm. - So?

Don't you feel like you're, like, 18 again, 19?

I feel like I don't really get older.

Time just keeps, like, passing by and I'm, like, wait.

Like, two years ago, three years ago

seems like five minutes ago so much, you know?

You know that, like

if you ever really needed anything, that I'm here?

I know.

Alright, well, I'm gonna go back to work.

- Okay. - It was good to see you.

- I miss you. - I really miss you.

Alright, well, it's good to see you.

We're walking the same way, aren't we?

Alright, I'll walk you out, madame.

♪ I think almost maybe ♪

♪ We should ♪

♪ Almost maybe we should ♪

♪ I think almost maybe we should ♪

- 'Good morning.' - 'Good morning.'

You're up very early.

I didn't sleep much last night. Where's Heidi?

Uh, she's up earlier than all of us at work.

Got some pictures on your camera?

There it is.

'Just Heidi and I, the minister'

and an empty chapel.

'That's beautiful.'

So you headed to the courthouse soon?

Well, I know you manipulated and plotted this whole wedding.

'And you know it's not what Heidi wanted.'

Is that what I did?

You know that she had dreams

of a bigger wedding with her family there.

I can't let you go to the courthouse

and make this wedding legal.

This is how wewanted to have our wedding.

This is how youwanted to have your wedding.

Oh, really? Well, Heidi's my wife.

And we're gonna be married for the rest of our lives

and you're gonna need to accept that.

So we'll go to the courthouse and we'll make it legal

so then you'll be my mom.

♪ We've all got scars as big as ours ♪

♪ A token for the pain we have inside of us ♪

How do you feel this morning?

I have no doubts.

- 'You?' - Neither do I.

And this ring means so much to me.

'Aw, of course.'

I mean, like I said last night, we've been through a lot.

You mean a lot to me.

- You meant it? - Yeah, of course, I did.

- Okay. - You're special to me.

I'm sold, dude.

♪ Someone wake me when it's over ♪

♪ I'm no Casanova ♪

♪ All because of us like this ♪

- Hm. You guys nervous? - Nervous?

It's, like, the happiest day of my life. You ready, babe?

- 'Are you ready?' - I don't know.

I just can't believe my mom's not here and stuff.

I don't know how I'm gonna tell her about this.

I thought she would, you know, be here for, like, this part

but it's good, you know?

I got the rings right here in my pocket.

Alright, well, I'm gonna go to the bathroom and freshen up.

- Fresh? You look great. - Thank you.

Where... You know, come on, let's just do this.

I'll be right back.

You can't do this.

You mean I just got dressed up in a suit

and I'm at a courthouse and filled out

an hour's worth of paperwork to not do this?

She's gonna remember this day forever.

And you know what she's gonna think about?

That she's not talking to her sister or her mom.

I did not force her to come to the courthouse.

You think I dressed her up in that outfit

and put on her shoes--

Why do you have to do it right now?

Just wait till she's on better terms with her mom.

Seriously, like, I just

I don't even know what else to say

but I just think this is wrong.

'Just think.'

Seriously.

- Hey, you. - Hey, you.

Ready to do this?

Yeah, I'm, I'm ready. Are you ready?

- Hello. - Hello, come on in.

I'm nervous.

Shh.

- Should we come in or-- - Yes, please.

- You stay here. - Okay.

I am Deputy Commissioner Donna Jones.

'I see you guys wanna get married.'

Well, we kinda already did get married in Mexico

but everyone's saying it's not legal, so we're here.

- Alright. Are you ready? - Let's do this.

We are gathered here today to unite in matrimony

'Heidi Blair Montag and Spencer Pratt.'

The tradition of marriage is most sacred

'and with much joy should be entered into thoughtfully'

and wisely and with a deep sense of honor

and understanding of its responsibilities

'and commitments.'

'So why don't you guys go ahead and join hands?'

Heidi, will you repeat after me to him?

- I, Heidi... - 'I, Heidi...'

- '...take thee, Spencer...' - ...take thee, Spencer...

'...to be my lawful wedded husband...'

...to be my lawful wedded husband...

'...for better or for worse...'

...for better or for worse...

'...for as long as we both shall live.'

...for as long as we both shall live.

'Spencer, will you have Heidi'

'as your wedded wife'

through all the days of your lives?

Before we do this part right here

I need to know

that everything going on with your mom and everything

'that you honestly, in your heart'

'after her, she forbid you to do this'

and we're going so against what your whole family wants--

I mean, what are you talking about?

- This is your idea. - That's the key thing.

It's myidea.

So I mean, that's what's throwing this

whole thing off for me, like...

It's just, like, this rain cloud following me

'and I don't want that feeling.'

And I just feel like we're doing something

sneaky right now and shady.

I mean, of course, I want my mom here.

I shouldn't have to tell you that.

Alright, then we can't do this.

I just wanna give you the wedding of your dreams

that you have been talking about now for three years.

- Really? - Yeah.

And, and I will deal with it.

It's worth it to be with you the rest of my life.

We'll do it the way you want. I'm sorry.

- I love you so much. - I love you.

♪ Everything burns up ♪

♪ In the end ♪

♪ Long way to fall ♪

♪ And it'll break your heart ♪

♪ Everything burns up ♪

♪ In the end ♪

♪ Would you leave it and be? ♪

♪ Leave it and see ♪

♪ You leave it and breathe boy ♪

♪ You breathe in ♪

♪ You take what you'll need ♪

♪ And do what you please ♪

♪ And be who you'll be ♪

♪ Yeah yeah ♪

♪ 'Cause everything rhymes ♪