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Previously on "The Hills..."

Whitney interviewed for a new job

with Diane Von Furstenberg in New York.

I'm looking for someone who can come in as an image coordinator.

I've always wanted to work for a designer.

I think it's part of the fashion industry

that I've never been able to do.

And she was ready to take a chance on a new life.

What I really need to keep in the back of my head

is I'm doing this purely for the job

and not for any other reason.

But we all knew there were other reasons.

I wanna get back here, like, as soon as possible.

- Are you gonna stay? - I really want to, you know.

I wanna get out of LA.

Everyone was telling Heidi that

Spencer was no good for her.

Your boyfriend's a nightmare.

You can't let people like that influence your life.

But she just didn't listen.

He's been doing nothing but push everybody away.

Push all your friends away.

And now he was about to convince her

to do something that couldn't be undone.

Ho-ho!

Viva la Mexico.

Whoo!

- We're here. Hello. - Yes. Hello.

Oh, wow, it is hot.

Oh, my gosh, look at the ocean.

- Wow! - Look at this.

This is insane.

I love it here so much.

Yeah, I think it's nice to get out of town

and everything, you know, but why now?

Our relationship always is the best when it's just you and me.

I feel like it's always other people

who are trying to tear us apart.

Whether it's your former best friends

or your sister or your mom or my sister.

Just when it's not that, it's work.

I feel like I was never gonna see you, so...

Well, I must say, Mr. Pratt

this is definitely one of your best surprises.

I have a feeling, my dear

this will be the most memorable vacation of your life.

- Buckle up, baby. - 'Buckle up.'

♪ You know you love it you know you need it ♪

♪ You got to have it it's the one thing on your mind ♪

♪ You know you love it first time you see it ♪

♪ You got to have it can't resist don't even try ♪

♪ You know you love it ♪

♪ You know you love it ♪

- Hi, Alixe, how are you? - 'Hi, Whitney.'

Oh, my gosh, thank you so much.

- That's unbelievable. - 'Congratulations.'

- I got the job. - No.

'Honestly, thank you so much.'

Just tell me when and I'll be there.

Okay. Alright, bye.

- I got the job. - No, you didn't.

'I swear.'

- Aah! - Aah!

- Oh, my God. - I know.

- Are you taking it? - I just have to go for it.

- Oh, my gosh. - Dude, Diane Von Furstenberg.

- I know. It's so crazy. - You're like big time.

You have the perfect job and the perfect boyfriend.

You're gonna leave behind everything

and just have a perfect life.

I can't think about it like that.

I don't wanna get my hopes up.

I'm going there for the job. I'm going there for the job.

Okay, Whitney, we get it. You're not going for a guy.

There's just a guy there that you should date

and it's amazing.

Oh, my God, I have to call my parents.

- Oh, they're gonna freak out. - Call them.

We have to celebrate.

Yeah, I think we can have a little goodbye drinks.

- Congratulations. - Thank you.

♪ You look so good in Mexico ♪

♪ You're always the star of the show ♪

♪ You look so good in Mexico ♪

- I have champagne. - Whoa-ha-ha-ho.

Now we're talking.

This is a delivery service if I've ever seen one.

Thank you. Whoo! Look at me. Pro, pro.

Monsieur, may I get you some champagne?

Of course.

This here.

It's so romantic.

Oh, whoa, we're getting cozy like this.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

'Have you stopped stressin' out yet?'

Yeah, I think the champagne took it all away.

When we met, you really never got stressed out.

'You were such, like, a carefree party animal--'

I know, I didn't have my mom yelling at me and my sister--

This is the reason why I brought you here

''cause this is our life.'

It's time for Heidi and Spencer time.

Well, I'll really work on not letting my family affect me.

And I will work on trying to not let your family affect me.

♪ She won't kiss and tell ♪

♪ But this isn't hell ♪

♪ She got that name it all seems like a game ♪

♪ How she moves so well ♪

♪ I won't call this hell ♪

♪ If I had to guess I'd say we have a mess ♪

♪ You could sell ♪

- I love this. - 'You like it?'

- I like all the plants. - Isn't it pretty?

- Justin's here. - Hi.

- Hi. Good morning. - How you doin'?

Good morning. How you doing?

I didn't know you guys were still hangin' out.

- Oh, yeah. - Have a seat.

What have you been up to?

- How you guys right now? - We're good.

- 'Really?' - How are you?

- Have you talked to Heidi? - I wrote her a few days ago.

- I haven't heard back from her. - We had to go shopping.

- She just never showed? - No.

And, for us, to have plans is kind of a big deal

'because Spencer and I aren't really getting along.'

Heidi and my mom talk every day.

They're really close and even my mom

doesn't know where they are.

Maybe they're in Santa Barbara.

'They always go up there.'

But they would need keys from my parents.

See, my mom and I have, like, gone through the list of places.

Hm.

It's just, like, really uncool

if they did go somewhere and they had to take a plane ride.

Our, like, rule in our family is you call before you take off

and you call right when you land.

For them just to kinda disappear is weird.

You should put up some signs.

♪ 'Cause if it's good be all about it uh-huh ♪

♪ You know you should be all about it ♪

♪ Alright now don't hold back ♪

♪ Be all about it 'bout it 'bout it 'bout it ♪

♪ Just like that ♪

Aah!

Mmm.

Ah, oh!

That's a move.

Arriba.

Are you even gonna remember this conversation tomorrow?

I know how you are after a little Patron.

Um, what if we were to just go get married

and then don't tell anybody and then it's just us.

You're loco en la cabeza, senor--

For real, for real.

Think you've had one too many Patron shots.

No, for real. Let's just go get married.

For real, Jose.

That's the only way it's ever gonna work out.

- I'm being serious and-- - Well, me too.

- 'Okay.' - Okay.

Dos shots Patron.

Or your, your most top-shelf tequila.

- Even above Patron. - 'Sure.'

- Mucho gracias. - 'You're welcome.'

Aah, you know what Patron does to me.

- What? - Gets me crazy.

♪ Switch it up ♪

♪ I like the things you do ♪

♪ Switch it up ♪

♪ Always something new ♪

♪ Never stop switching ♪

Hello!

I see balloons.

Where there's balloons, there's a party.

When does Whitney actually leave?

I think in a couple days.

I know, I know. I can't even talk about it.

I'm really sad.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Thanks for coming, guys.

Hi. How are you?

- You look so pretty. - Thank you.

- Hi. How are you, sweetie? - I'm good.

- How are you? - I'm good.

- Hi. Oops! - Oops!

- I just stepped on your foot. - Okay.

- 'How are you?' - 'I'm good.'

'I love your balloons.'

You're coming back. You'll come back every weekend and see us.

Yo, yo.

Don't worry, dad. I'll be back.

It's sad.

I'm really proud of her though.

It's a big deal to move across the country, like...

She has, like, one friend in New York.

- What? - 'And a boy.'

You may have a crush on him, but you're not dating him yet.

I'm not dating him. That's very true.

Well, Stephanie came over today.

'She said Heidi and Spencer just totally disappeared.'

Hey, everybody. I just wanted to make a toast.

We couldn't be more proud of the fact that you've progressed

'the way you have with dignity.'

'We hope that you have all the success.'

And we hope that you may be even convince them that

you can run their West Coast office and be back here shortly.

- Love you and... - And be safe.

And be safe.

Cheers.

And come home.

Okay.

It hasn't really hit me yet.

Oh, mom.

You made mom cry.

You okay?

This is, I have to stop.

Okay, girls, so what's new?

'I told Whitney I might cry'

but I was like, it's not real to me yet.

♪ To the past is lost ♪

♪ And all that's left is a faint memory ♪

♪ Lay here with me ♪

Whitney's been my advice-giver for many years.

I'm gonna be like, "Whitney, I like this boy

who doesn't like me. What do I do?"

And she'll be like, "Well, Lauren..."

It's been a long run with us.

Oh my God, don't talk about it. Don't talk about it.

As soon as it hits me is when I'll kinda break down

and call you guys.

♪ Before we count up ♪

♪ What does it cost ♪

♪ Before the present to the past is lost ♪

♪ And all that's left is a faint memory ♪

♪ Lay here with me ♪

Oh, you're gnarly. Did you just finish that?

I am being so serious. I want to go marry you.

I don't know, Spence.

- I feel like your mom-- - We don't have to tell--

- Your nana, your mum-- - That's the whole point.

It's a secret Mexico wedding. It's for us.

'It's like we've been through so much and my...'

I just, I just don't want to be in a relationship

that's not going anywhere. I'm ready to get married--

What do you mean it's not going anywhere?

Of course, it's going somewhere.

'Where? We're never gonna get married--'

- Yes, we are-- - With your family.

Your mom will never approve of it.

And you don't have to tell anyone.

It's our secret marriage.

No drama, no stress. Just you and me.

- No planning. - Are you serious?

I mean, it will be so crazy.

Hasn't our relationship been that pretty much?

Do you think we should really do it?

Heidi Montag, when I'm with you, you make me wanna be nicer

and that's why I just am madly obsessed with you

and it's pretty apparent the fact that I haven't left

your side in nearly two and a half years

and I pretty much keep you from the whole world.

You're just my angel.

Let's just do it. We'll tell nobody.

It'll just be you and me, about us, for us.

- You promise? - I promise.

It has nothing to do with anybody but us.

Let's just go do it. Let's just...

Just do it.

- You sure? - Yeah, I'm sure.

Let's do it.

Whoa!

Save some for the honeymoon, yo.

I'll show you what a wife does.

♪ The prayer for me is gone ♪

♪ I will love you ♪

♪ Until this heart that beats is done ♪

Alright, let's go do this.

- I'm gonna go get married. - I know.

♪ I will loveyou ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ I will love you ♪

♪ Fly with the way I'm feeling ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm here and I'm ready for anything ♪

♪ Gonna yell it from the rooftops ♪

♪ Over the city ♪

♪ Across the world ♪

♪ I'm ready for anything ♪

It's so weird to me still.

It doesn't feel like you're leaving yet.

I know. I just can't even imagine

like, living in the city.

It's like when I go to the grocery store

do I take a cab there and just bring all my groceries with me?

Do I get a bicycle and get, like, a basket

and carry everything inside?

I don't know.

I'm gonna be sitting at my desk

staring at my computer with no one to look to.

No, you'll make new good friends.

No one like you though.

I feel like we've really grown up with each other.

My first memory of you is our first day.

We had our hair all done and they changed our outfits.

I would dare someone to come change your outfit now.

When someone was like, that's a little--

- Matchy, matchy. - Matchy, matchy.

That was totally our first day. Oh, my God.

Was the DKNY show the first thing we did?

- No, the-- - The young Hollywood party.

When I let Heidi in.

If we only knew then what we know now.

Seriously, that seems like so long ago.

Mm.

Don't cry.

I kind of went into it looking at it as a job

and I didn't expect to get a friend.

Never.

I really think that we got so lucky to have found each other.

I'm so proud of you and, like, so excited you're going away.

Just it's a little sad.

- I know. I know. - 'I'm sorry.'

I'm really excited for you though.

I'm honestly, like, so touched that we've, like, come this far.

Are you ready?

♪ One moment ♪

♪ Imprinted ♪

♪ Inside my mind ♪

Oh, I love you so much.

I love you too.

- Okay. - Don't cry.

- I love you. Call me, okay? - 'I love you too.'

'I'll call you once I'm there.'

♪ If it's all ♪

♪ I can take ♪

♪ I'll remember it all ♪

♪ Remember it all ♪

♪ If it's all ♪

♪ I can take ♪

♪ I'll remember it all ♪

♪ Remember it all ♪

- You're yawning? - I am worn out.

I just got married, I'm beat.

- 'Hello, Mrs. Pratt.' - Hello, Mr. Pratt.

Oh, wow, I love saying that.

You're the most amazing wife ever.

You had this plan the whole time.

We were gonna come here and get married.

The day before I booked the trip.

I didn't know if I could actually get you to do it.

Think the Patron helped a little bit.

A lot bit.

You didn't feel too good last night, did you?

Well, don't give me too much tequila.

'I'm so hung over.'

I can't believe we did this.

Oh, let's watch the tape.

We got footage of that.

- Oh! Oh! - Oh!

Almost dropped the camera.

Look at this.

'This is it, right after, walking out.'

'Wow!'

'What were you really thinking when we walked in that chapel?'

'I just didn't think you were gonna do it.'

'I was just nervous and scared.'

'Oh, I don't think I've ever been that nervous'

'in my whole life and I was just like'

'"I'm getting married right now. This is crazy."'

'And I got nobody here to watch.'

'Not one person.'

I can't believe we did this.

'Don't get overwhelmed with that bling, baby.'

Oh, nice ring.

Mine too.

'Little Zsa Zsa rock here.'

That's a Cabo special right here.

- I don't know about this. - This is my Cabo special.

You naughty wife.

'Look at that dress. It worked out so perfectly.'

'And the bouquet.'

'Look at that chapel.'

'I just can't believe it.'

'It was just so romantic and on a whim and...'

Unbelievable.

'That's enough of this for now.'

'That's amazing.'

My mom is gonna freak.

'I don't even know what to tell her'

because she's gonna kill me.

I thought you weren't tellin' her.

I mean, how can you not tell somebody something like this?

Like...

She is, like, really gonna have an issue

with us being married, I think.

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Been waiting on an answer ♪

♪ To something that's been on your mind ♪

♪ They tell you to be patient ♪

♪ That all will be revealed in time ♪

♪ Oh ♪

Thank you for coming, Mr. and Mrs. Pratt.

Adios.

♪ So you keep on treading water ♪

♪ Just waiting for the tide to turn ♪

♪ And wondering all the while ♪

♪ When will it get easier? ♪

♪ Come tomorrow ♪

♪ Come tomorrow ♪

♪ Come tomorrow ♪

♪ And leave today to yesterday ♪