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Heidi's mom came to visit.

- How are you doing? - How excited are you?

I think you're condescending

rude and very hostile.

And Spencer had had enough of Heidi's family members.

It's not her fault if she feels like she can't talk to you.

Who's talking to you is what I want to know.

- I'm her family. - Shh!

Spencer!

Audrina started dating Colin.

I really like hanging out with you a lot.

I enjoy your company, but it's just, like, weird right now.

Sorry.

She hoped it would make Justin jealous.

I didn't tell you about the date I went on.

I wish I would have met the old, nice chap.

But it didn't seem to work.

- You're dating too. - Can I do that?

Would that make you mad?

And now she was beginning to wonder

if anyone could replace Justin.

- 'Lauren, are you home?' - Yeah, I'm upstairs in my room.

Okay.

Hello. This is so cute.

You guys have little pictures everywhere.

Yeah, we do that for fun.

We did, like, silly pictures, though, so it wasn't, like...

- Posey-like. - 'Yeah, like, cheesy.'

Kissy faces.

- Um, what's up? - 'Remember Cory?'

The Australian?

I hung out with him all weekend. And that's it.

- 'Justin was like...' - How was that?

It was fun. I really like him.

- He was, like, a good guy. - He's a really good guy.

- We're having dinner tonight. - 'Good.'

- Wait. - I didn't tell Justin about it.

He's just like, well, why didn't you call me back?

Like, I texted you, called you. Like, I was busy having fun.

It's like I wanna give more attention to Cory

but then Justin always makes me feel guilty.

He gets mad at me, but he can't really get mad at me

'cause we're not together.

I've totally been there with a guy

where, like, I didn't really like him.

I totally took him for granted

and then as soon as he, like, got a girlfriend

or did something else, I was like, wait a minute.

Then you wanted him back.

So maybe that's how Justin will feel about you.

I don't know. He's a weird one.

He's... I don't get him.

- But that's why you like him. - I know.

You don't want a normal one. They're no fun.

- Normal is not fun. - 'No way.'

♪ There's a reason why you're gonna be a star ♪

♪ And it's easy to see that you're gonna go far ♪

♪ Great hair great face ♪

♪ And great skin ♪

♪ You're so amazing ♪

♪ With your sprayed-on smile ♪

♪ You're full of grace ♪

♪ You're the reason they all ♪

♪ Want a perfect face ♪

♪ Great lips great legs and that's all ♪

- Hey. - What's up? What's up?

Must be really important for you to call me.

What's up?

It's just insane.

'I don't know who I dislike more'

Heidi's sister or her mom right now.

Her mom came in town?

Oh, her mom came in town and started lighting me up.

She was like, "I think you're

"manipulative and controlling and Heidi doesn't tell me"

"all the details of her life anymore."

I'm like, settle down, stalker mom.

And then Holly is just like the mooch of the century.

I have to, like, spend my day in a coffee shop

because Holly's on my office all day long.

Is she looking for a new place?

No. She doesn't even leave the condo.

I can't even imagine disliking a sister more.

This should make you feel good.

That's like a demented compliment, but thanks.

Oh, and then Holly must've talked Heidi

into writing LC some apology letter

and, like, let's make peace.

- What'd the letter say? - Oh, I didn't know about it.

I didn't even get to read it or spell-check it.

No, it's the first secret she's ever kept from me.

Holly is really throwing some wrenches in this machine.

Spencer, you can't go to war

with someone's family who you wanna marry.

They already started the war when they came out here

and bombed me like Pearl Harbor the other night.

- Okay, then put up the flag. - No, I'm out.

It's not worth it 'cause every time I say, like

Holly, move out, Heidi's like

"Don't listen to him. Spencer, stop. Don't be..."

'Cause you guys are doing it wrong.

You can't ask her to move out. Heidi's got to be the one.

'Just talk to Heidi.'

♪ Oh yeah ♪

♪ He was stuck in the middle ♪

♪ But there's nobody in it ♪

♪ Stuck in the middle but there's nobody in it ♪

♪ You can take chances on everyone like I do ♪

'I need the weekend to come.'

- 'You need the what?' - The weekend to come.

What are you up to?

I may be...

...taking advantage of the nice weather and going to Malibu.

Ooh.

If you wanna come, we're gonna go

I think Saturday, to a party.

- That sounds fun. - A during-the-daytime pool one.

Who's coming?

Audrina will be there with...

...I'm assuming, Cory.

Which one's Cory?

You met Cory, actually, last year at Halloween.

- Oh, the Australian guy. - The really cute guy.

Oh, she's seeing Cory again?

Well, she was seeing Colin, then Colin didn't work out

so she went back to Justin, but then she ran into Cory

but Justin's never, like, really left the picture, so...

Mmm.

It'll either be Justin or Cory.

Alright, well, I'll be looking forward

to seeing either one of them.

- Wanna be my date? - So there.

I actually really like Cory a lot.

You like him better than Justin?

He's great. He, like, wants to be with her.

- You know? - Yeah.

And it's funny 'cause I feel like she's so grateful

for the, for the simplest things, like, you know

she was like, he always returns my calls

and he doesn't stand me up.

And I'm like, these are the normal things, Audrina.

'These are things that should be expected.'

I think she needs someone to be able

to appreciate her for who she is.

Well, I think that's what she needs.

I don't know if that's actually what she wants.

♪ The more I see you ♪

♪ The more I want you ♪

♪ The more I need you ♪

♪ For more than a moment ♪

♪ The more I ♪

When do you go back to Australia?

Uh, probably 20th of December or something around there.

- Just in time for Christmas. - Yeah.

It's the best time of the year, I reckon, to be back there

just at the beach and just ride in the afternoon.

It's like you got summer here

and then you go back for summer and come back here.

Yeah, endless summer. It's pretty awesome.

You need to get out there at least once.

I want to. We should go.

You've been single for a while or what?

'What's, what's going on?'

- What have you been doing? - Well, I've been single.

You been hanging out with any other guys?

I mean, Justin, but not lately.

- Then what's up with you two? - We're just friends.

- That's it. - Yeah. That's, that's cool.

I don't know.

- What? - How long has it been for you?

Just over a year.

- I was five years deep, so... - That's a long time.

So now I'm just not worried about anything, really.

- 'Yeah, just kind of...' - Stress-free, just cruising.

Yeah, I know what you mean.

Yeah.

Stress-free.

There's a party in Malibu tomorrow. You should come.

Go for a swim, hang out with some random people

that I don't, I don't know, that would be sweet.

I'll introduce you to everyone.

- Let's get out of here then. - Okay.

- It's nice out. - It is.

It's a perfect night to go swimming.

Yeah.

♪ This lonely place ♪

♪ That you should be out here with me ♪

♪ Yesterday I saw ♪

♪ You and your new boyfriend ♪

♪ Were walking hand-in-hand ♪

I'm still recovering from last night.

- It's so hot outside. - It's nice out.

♪ Such a sorry old song ♪

♪ You don't know what you got till it's gone ♪

- Here's the kitchen. - Nice.

As long as you have milk and that, I'm all good.

You want, um, strawberries or blueberries?

- Yes, strawberries, please. - Okay.

- Morning. - 'Hi.'

- Lauren, you remember Cory. - Good morning.

- How are you? - Yeah. Good. How you doing?

- Good. You cut your hair. - Yeah, summertime.

- It's too hot. - I know, right?

- It's so hot today. - I know.

'It's, like, perfect Malibu day.'

- It's gonna be so nice. - 'Hm. Are you coming?'

- Yeah, I'll be out there. - Yay!

It's a bit of a hike, it's like, an hour away or whatever, but...

- I'm gonna carpool with Whit. - Yeah.

- Whitney's going? - 'Mm-hm.'

Yay! We're going to Cabo in a couple weeks, right?

You should go with us, Cory.

'We're going for Brody's birthday.'

We're gonna stay in a big house.

- 'I've never been down there.' - 'You've never been to Cabo?'

- No. - It's so fun.

Never been down there.

Yeah, I'll hang out, for sure.

We went to Cabo last year for a full week

and when we came back, we needed two weeks to recover.

It was so fun though.

It sounds like a bit of a big deal.

- Mm-hm. Yeah. - See you at the house later.

- Alright. Catch you. - Bye.

♪ Way they'll always be ♪

♪ Girls do what they want ♪

♪ Whoa whoa ♪

♪ Boys do what they can ♪

♪ Girls do what they want ♪

♪ Whoa whoa ♪

♪ Boys do what they can ♪

So are you almost ready to go to brunch?

Yeah, but we are not bringing your sister to another meal.

- Spencer. - We live with her.

We don't have to eat every meal with her.

Spencer, what do you want me to say?

I want you to tell her that her free rent

'free food, free living...'

It's just a little bit longer.

This is you just being a pushover.

It's really hard

because it's my family.

I get it's your family, but this is our life.

- 'You have your life too.' - I know.

'And your family shouldn't come break up your life.'

It's like no one just imposes themselves on any family member.

You were at your sister's house for, like, two months.

What do you want me to do?

I just cannot live with your sister anymore

so it's either her or it's me.

So you just need to tell her that I'm moving out

or she's moving out. One of us has to move out.

♪ I can't stop I ain't giving up ♪

♪ It's like a rush when we touch touch ♪

♪ I can't stop I ain't giving up ♪

♪ It's like a rush ♪

♪ So won't you swing it this way? ♪

♪ Baby baby won't you swing it this way ♪

I don't know anyone here. That's awesome.

I don't know anyone either.

♪ Swing it this way ♪

♪ Swing it over here my dear ♪

♪ Whenever something's ♪

'I'm glad Audrina brought Cory.'

I think she keeps Justin Bobby, like, on the back burner.

Justin is there until she finds something better.

That's just what he is. Um...

You know, I wandered down to the kitchen today and found them.

Maybe the cutest thing ever. It's so cute.

- She's so happy around him. - She is?

'It makes me so happy.'

- That's pretty adorable. - 'He's, like, a good guy.'

He's nice to her. You know what I mean?

But he's not, like, too nice guy.

'He's still got enough edge for her.'

- Yeah. - 'And she just, like...'

She's so, like, happy around him. I love it.

- 'Hey.' - What up?

- How's it going? - Hi.

- What's going on? - How's it going?

- What's going on? - How are you?

'Seriously, Justin did call me right now a little bit ago.'

Tell him it's lame and not to come.

'Do you understand that he's our boy'

and he hangs out with us every day, like...

You want your boy to come here

while Audrina's with a guy she really likes

'cause that's not fun for anybody.

- That would start some... - 'I'm not gonna start...'

Just, just be like, It's lame, don't come.

'That makes nobody get hurt.'

'I don't want people to get hurt.'

'I actually think Cory's cool.'

- Cory's awesome. - 'Yo, dude, I'm in Malibu.'

I don't know if you were gonna come or not.

Give me a call back.

I'm here with, with everyone.

Don't come. Don't come.

Um, I guess it's kind of lame here, so I don't know.

Not really. It's kind of fun, but whatever.

Call me back. Bye.

- The worst message ever. - I can't lie to him.

Is Cory coming to Cabo or Justin Bobby coming to Cabo?

- Yeah, how is that gonna work? - Well, how's what gonna work?

Well, Justin Bobby's supposed to go to Cabo with us.

He's flying down with us.

So she's not bringing Cory

'cause Justin's coming on the plane?

I mean, we invited him this morning

but I don't know if he's coming.

- Oh, so it's kind of like... - Justin's coming.

- Is he for-sure coming? - 'I just talked to him.'

'We're going to Cabo.'

'I'm gonna go get some answers.'

♪ What's up baby? They call me Donnie ♪

♪ See me on stage I'll rock the party ♪

- 'Hey, Audrina.' - So what's the deal?

- Who are you taking to Cabo? - I'm going by myself.

It, it just puts me in a position when he calls me

and says, "Yo, what's up?"

Are we going to Cabo? So what do I say?

I told him, like, "Stop wasting my time."

"If you wanna be with me, be with me"

"if not, then don't be with me"

"but stop *** with my head emotionally."

Like, I am, this has gone on for four years now.

So I found someone who actually likes me

and treats me good, and he's nice.

Um, just so you know Brody invited Justin to Cabo.

♪ We make better friends than lovers ♪

♪ Keep a safe distance from each other ♪

♪ I know you don't agree but my dear trust me ♪

♪ Some things are better left ♪

♪ Undiscovered ♪

Have you figured out what to do

for Mexico yet?

I don't know, I know Brody invited Justin

but I don't know if he's going or not

'cause I haven't really talked to him.

''Cause I've been hanging out with Cory.'

- Hey, come here. - Who knows?

And I didn't tell Justin about Cory.

I think he knows you're dating. I don't think you owe it...

I think he does know because he's been calling me a lot

and wanting to hang out and, like

saying he misses me and it's just...

It's 'cause you're happy with someone else.

- Yeah. I swear, they've radar. - 'That's entirely unfair.'

My gosh, you're, like, juggling men.

I know it. This is...

I haven't had this happen in a long time.

- Well? - Who to choose?

That's a little weird. I don't know. It's your call.

I don't know either.

'But I would keep in mind that

I think, things are still fun and new with Cory.

I don't think Justin's going anywhere.

I know.

Well...

- Alright. - Ready to race the sun home?

Yeah. Come on.

♪ I can't keep running down ♪

♪ And I can't keep fighting outlaws ♪

♪ Oh everything feels so wasteful ♪

♪ Everything feels so bright ♪

- It's gorgeous out here. - Yeah, it's so amazing.

So real.

Um, I kind of got to talk to you about something.

What?

I think that it's time that we figure out

somewhere else for you to live.

Why?

Because it was only supposed to be, you know

for a week or two until you got on your feet

and, you know, I've been at work all the time

and I don't really know

if you're looking for jobs or places.

Of course, I've been looking for jobs.

But Spencer says you're here a lot

and on the couch and...

- Spencer? - How long do you need?

Am I supposed to just go on the street?

- I don't have a job yet. - I can't...

But I can't figure out your life for you.

Like, I don't know how much more to help you

while sacrificing my life at the same time.

Like, I love having you here, and I wanna have you here

but it can't be at the cost of my relationship.

I just don't understand why it has to be one or the other.

Well, Spencer said it's either

'he's gonna move out or you are and...'

What am I supposed to do?

♪ So now it's been spoken ♪

♪ And now it's understood ♪

♪ That now ♪

♪ When it seems like things may be broken ♪

♪ And somehow that's good enough ♪

You want a little or a lot?

'In between.'

How about a lot?

- Cheers. - Cheers.

'Who's home? Is... Are the girls home?'

No, it's just you and me.

- What up? You getting in? - I don't know.

Well, you can go in and I can watch.

- Really? - Sure.

Go ahead.

Justin.

- I'm watching. - Are you coming in or not?

If you took your top off and went over there

I'd probably have to chase you.

- Would you come in? - Maybe.

Really?

What are you doing?

Okay. Come in.

♪ I don't wanna let you go ♪

Dude, this is cold. Dude, this is BS.

This is freezing.

- You're in. - You got me.

Well, if you go to Cabo for Brody's birthday...

Just can I, can I, can I pre-warn you if I go?

- What? - That I'm...

- I'm gonna get in trouble. - Doing what?

- You're such an ass. - No, it's on now.

What do you mean on, it's on in Cabo? What is on?

I'm just letting you know I get to use my hall pass.

Well, it doesn't matter because I shouldn't, but I do.

- Shouldn't what? - Care.

I'm just letting you know.

- Okay. Fine. - 'Alright.'

♪ I don't wanna let you go ♪

Alright.

Cabo, it's on.

You're in trouble now.

- You're bad. - Why?

- 'Cause I don't trust you. - Hey.

Hey, I'll see you in Cabo.

♪ Said that if you'd give it all up ♪

♪ Everything worked itself out ♪

♪ You know this ♪

♪ I'm waving my flag in the air ♪

♪ Believe me when I say I'm right here ♪

♪ I'm not going anywhere ♪