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Previously on "The Hills..."

Things had gotten really bad

since I moved in with Lo and Audrina.

- 'We'll never be friends.' - Okay.

But at least Audrina and I patched things up.

All I want is for you to just be my friend again.

Okay, then let's do it.

I'd been dating Doug, an old flame from Laguna.

Can we do this again sometime?

But things just didn't work out.

I'm sorry.

You know, I still wanna be good friends.

We've known each other forever.

And it was fun.

Hey, we had a lot of fun.

And everyone was still telling me not to trust Stephanie.

I think that Stephanie has ulterior motives.

What are they?

I was about to realize maybe they were right.

You got to bring someheels, just in case.

No, they said, they were like, don't even bother

bringing heels if you won't wear them.

So no one in Italy wears heels?

I guess not.

Hello! What are you taking?

I think you should bring one fancy outfit

if you guys go to a nice dinner.

'I'm jealous of your vacay.'

Audrina and I are gonna have fun though.

Yeah, me and Lo will have some bonding time.

Me and Audrina, kicking it without you.

There.

- Okay, have so much fun. - Love you guys.

- Don't burn the house down. - E-mail us.

- And keep us updated. - I will.

You guys have fun without me.

- Bye, Lauren! - Bye!

- Bye, sweetie. - Bye.

♪ I want it the way I like it ♪

♪ I want it the way I like it ♪

♪ I want it the way I like it ♪

♪ So give it to me ♪

- Hello? Hello? - Audrina?

- 'Hi!' - Hey, it's Stephanie.

- Um, Lauren's not here. - Oh, I know.

I was wondering if I could talk to you for a minute.

- Yeah, let me buzz you in. - Okay. Thanks.

- 'Hey!' - You look cute.

My God, you're so tan.

I laid out all weekend.

'Had strawberry mojitos and laid out all day.'

- So how are you? - I'm good. How are you?

We've been cooking a lot this week, Lo and I.

- You and Lo? - Yeah, we've been hanging out.

- Have you talked to Lauren? - No, she's in Italy phoneless.

Like, we can't get a hold of her.

Lo and I have both e-mailed her

but she hasn't responded, so...

'What's up with you?'

I need to tell you something.

Doug asked me to go to dinner with him.

No eyebrow lifts.

He was just like, "Hey, Steph, do you wanna go to dinner?"

If anything, I would wait until Lauren gets back

to talk to her before hanging out with him.

But like, I don't know, like, what to say.

No, just be like, "Hey, just to give you a heads-up."

Just you know, like, I hope you don't care

that Doug asked me out.

How would she find out? Like...

I don't know.

I would just be careful.

♪ I need ♪ ♪ I need my reputation ♪

♪ I need my satisfaction ♪

♪ I need you to check your brow ♪

♪ Don't need no false friend by my side ♪

♪ I need my reputation ♪

♪ I need my satisfaction ♪

♪ I need you to check your brow ♪

Did you get all that stuff?

- Yeah. - Oh, good.

'I was just looking at skate ramps.'

Whoo! So excited!

I think this is gonna be one of my favorite events.

I feel like we're completely set for it.

'I'm gonna bring Spencer, I think.'

Yeah, 'cause we should be good, I mean

once doors are open, like two hours into it

we're cool to hang out, you know?

- Yeah. Exactly. - Do that.

You guys definitely need to start going out more.

- You need to have fun together. - I know.

'You know how it is when you're a couple.'

You just get in kind of a rut of not ever going out.

Oh, yeah, I think it always happens when you start dating

someone seriously, you know?

But I think it's time to get out there.

'And I think I'm even gonna get him to go out tonight.'

It's like, we can stay in when we're old.

Yeah, I 'm not really into the whole staying-in thing

at all.

♪ So monochrome ♪

♪ I watched the color drain from you ♪

♪ Where's the color in this life ♪

This looks good.

Oh, we didn't, oh, wait, you have silverware.

Yeah, I have silverware on mine.

I was like, no!

- I'm so thirsty! - So am I.

Oh, wait, I have two knives.

- Oh, I have two forks. - Trade. Thank you.

'So what's up with you and Justin'

since he didn't come the other night?

Did you guys, like, figure it out?

Not really, I mean, he apologized

and then, like, I just kind of got over it.

I feel like at this age

you have to make decisions for yourself.

Mm-hmm.

♪ La la la ♪

- We should go to Goa tonight. - That would be fun.

I haven't been there in a while.

I was there a couple weeks ago.

Oh, I have to tell you about Stephanie.

She came to the house this morning to talk.

She's like about Doug.

- About Doug? - Yeah.

- What did she say? - I was like huh?

She's like, I don't know if I should go

on a date with him or not.

- With Doug? - I don't know.

Stephanie's going on a date with Doug?

That's the biggest no-no, like, with girlfriends.

You never go out with their ex. I don't know.

I just never imagined them, Stephanie and Doug.

Why would you want sloppy seconds?

This big table just for you and me.

You know what, our friends will come.

- This drink is so good. - Good.

It's a ginger... ginger lemonade.

I think so.

Really?

Oh, they're right there.

Hi!

Hi, how are you? Hi!

Surprise!

Like, I just wouldn't do that to my friend, I don't know.

That's so weird.

- 'That would be fun!' - Okay. Okay.

♪ Dream diva when will you give up ♪

♪ Do you hear me ♪

Um, that's crazy.

Well, when's your next event you got to do?

What's tonight?

Is that Heidi?

Alright, the wind just blew something in here.

Tell her I say "Hi."

Love you. Bye.

What are you doing here?

- You don't know anything? - I know nothing.

I don't have my ears to the street anymore.

You know how I became friends with Doug and stuff?

No, I didn't know you had a new clique of friends.

- How's that working out? - You haven't met Doug?

I met him at your birthday party.

- Doug asked me to dinner. - As friends?

'I think that is a date, actually.'

LC's gonna gonna freak out.

I'll bet you anything. Trust me.

Look, like, if Lauren gets mad, if she finds out

like, that we went and had, like, dinner, then

you know, we're just gonna tell her we're friends.

How small of a weird, twisted, little world.

- 'That's crazy.' - Yeah.

So are you a little nervous that

LC's gonna clip you from her little posse?

I would be if I were you.

♪ So why'd you have to go ♪

♪ Is there something I could say ♪

♪ To make you turn around ♪

♪ 'Cause nights like these I wish ♪

♪ I'd said don't go ♪

♪ Is there anybody there ♪

♪ Can anybody help ♪

♪ To get me out of here ♪

♪ 'Cause you're walking down a road that I can't go ♪

- That's Justin right there. - 'Justin!'

How are you?

- Long time no see. - Have a seat, my friend.

- What are you guys doing? - 'Taking photos.'

Ah, the Hooligans. I like that.

- Hi! - Hi!

- How are you? - Good, how are you?

Oh, I 'm so glad you came.

- Have you seen "Batman?" - So good.

Joker. It should have been called "Joker."

♪ All of you gossiping ♪

♪ Maybe you're just a bad bad ♪

♪ Bad bad girl ♪

♪ Maybe you're just a bad bad bad bad girl ♪

Hi!

- Hi! - What's up?

- Good to see you. - You too.

You look pretty.

- Thank you. - How's it going?

- Good. - Yeah?

Okay, so what's going on in your life?

What's going on in my life? Nothing.

You see Brody a lot?

Yeah, he's a good buddy of mine now.

- Really? - 'Yeah.'

I-I know you and Brody have your differences.

I'm staying out of that

you know, but whatever.

'Did you tell Brody you were going to dinner?'

No.

'Did you tell Lauren?'

'Lauren's in Italy.'

- So she doesn't have her phone. - Really?

Is it weird that you dated Lauren?

'Not at all.'

What are you doing after this?

That's Brody's mom. Hi!

- 'How are you?' - I'm good. How are you?

- Oh, my God. You look gorgeous. - 'You look beautiful.'

- Nice to see you, sweetheart. - I'm Doug.

I've talked to you on the phone.

- Oh, my God, you're Doug! - Yes, I am.

- You look so pretty. - Thank you. So do you.

You're just getting prettier.

- Are you guys on a date? - No, we're friends.

'So what's happening here?'

- Just wondering. - No, no, no.

- Nice meeting you finally. - So nice to meet you, sweetie.

- I'll see you again. - Very nice meeting you too.

Nice seeing you guys.

Wow. That's interesting.

It's not good.

♪ La la la la la ♪

♪ La la la la la la ♪

♪ La la la la la ♪

♪ La la la la la la ♪

Oh, my whole body is...

I got a massage yesterday, you know that good kind of sore

where it's like everything hurts, but...

- Drink a lot of water today. - I'm trying.

Maybe coffee isn't the best idea.

So what's going on?

- Lauren's been in Italy. - That's awesome.

So Lo and I had some bonding time.

How's that going?

'It's actually going pretty good.'

I think it's kind of a good thing that Lauren's away.

What are you guys doing?

We went to Goa and we ran into Heidi and Spencer there.

She invited me to this X Games party.

Does Lauren know you guys have been hanging out?

'She's been in Italy and we haven't been

able to get a hold of her.

Oh, my God, and Stephanie came over

and asked me if she should go on a date with Doug.

What?

Does Stephanie like Doug or is she just...

That's what I asked her.

I think she's afraid because no one really thinks

that Stephanie is trustworthy of-of being Lauren's friend.

Right, because she's Spencer's sister.

There are plenty of guys that Stephanie can date

that aren't Lauren's recent fling.

Yeah, it's just crazy

how all this is happening while Lauren's gone.

♪ Hey you keep breathing ♪

♪ Keep breathing ♪

♪ Hey you it will come back to you ♪

- 'Hello?' - Loey.

Hi!

I'm so happy you're home! I missed you!

I missed you back. Where's Audrina?

- I don't know. - 'I'm in here!'

- Oh, she's in the kitchen. - I'm home!

♪ Bring your stuff bring your stuff bring your stuff ♪

- Lauren, you're back! - I'm back. How are you?

- I'm back early. - I know!

Didn't you have, like, two or three days left?

Yeah, I left two days early.

Why did you leave early?

I had seen all that Italy had to offer.

Uh, no, actually, I saw a lot, I learned a lot, it was so good.

So how are the boys in Italy? Cute?

Um, you know like when you walk by a construction site

and like, all the guys, like, whistle at you?

Italy's kind of like a construction site.

- Like everywhere you go? - Really?

The guys there are very, like, yeah.

'Well, we're glad you're back.'

So what did I miss?

Well, we went out to Goa one night...

'And then Heidi and Spencer were there.'

They sat right behind us.

I'm Audrina. She's Heidi.

They sat this close to us.

I was like, hello.

It was very uncomfortable.

So we said hi.

'And Justin and I met up with them last night.'

Surprise.

Very shocking.

So what else did I miss?

Um...

'Stephanie came over here.'

She wanted my advice whether or not

she should go on a date with Doug.

- My Doug? - Your Doug.

What did you tell her?

I didn't really tell her yes or no.

If she has to ask me, like, she obviously knows

that that's probably not...

It, it has to be.

He has to be trying to make you jealous.

- 'Yeah.' - Do you know what I mean?

I just told her, I wouldn't go there if I were you.

♪ Fake the moment ♪

♪ You don't even mean it ♪

♪ Don't even mean it, do you ♪

Finally get a little dinner date.

- I know, it's been so long. - It has been a long time.

- I've never been here. - Neither have I.

Hello. How are you?

Thank you.

Thank you.

This is exciting.

What, that we're getting Mexican food?

- It's been a while. - I know.

So what up?

Italy was fun.

I heard some things happened while you were gone.

What did you hear happened?

I just wanna look at you and just be like

I told you so.

Wait, what are you talking about?

The whole Doug-Stephanie thing.

It's kind of funny to me that she really went and did that.

- So they did go out. - This is how I found out.

We told him to come out with us, he's like, I got to handle

a little business, you know, a little business dinner

you know? No big deal.

He called it a business dinner?

You're gonna die. You're gonna die.

My mom calls me up and goes

"I just met your friend Doug.

Why was he having dinner with Stephanie?"

And I was like

"Come again, mom. What did you say?"

I think it's kind of ironic, don't you, kind of?

Are you pissed off about it?

Yeah.

She straight went behind your back.

I know.

You don't think that was wrong of Doug?

I think that guys will be guys

'but Stephanie's supposed to be one of your best friends.'

I just don't wanna see you get hurt.

You know.

♪ Don't long for the past ♪

♪ Long for what comes next ♪

At least, you know what I was talking about.

She's shady.

♪ 'Cause when you're not breathing ♪

♪ I beg for one more breath with you ♪