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Previously on "The Hills..."

Heidi's sister, Holly, moved in with Heidi and Spencer.

This is the quickest way to get me to move out.

And even Heidi had to admit the timing was bad.

It's awkward for me having her live there, too

but you have to promise me you're not gonna say anything.

Oh, I won't say anything to her.

We went to Vegas for Frankie's

birthday and before we knew it

Brody had Steph in tears.

I wanna know why you told Lauren not to trust me.

I know how crazy you are.

And the tension between me and

Audrina was worse than ever.

'Honestly, what am I supposed to do?'

I would honestly say, "Get out of my house."

If I say that to her, we're not friends anymore.

Then things got worse than anyone imagined.

- Brody's in jail? - 'Doug got punched.'

They're both in jail.

And they still hadn't gotten better.

Well, we have Clark County Jail

Las Vegas metropolitan police department

and Las Vegas City Jail, and they're not at any of them.

Why did they have to go and get themselves arrested?

- That's what boys do. - 'Like, where are they?'

Do you think we can call a bail bond store

and they'll give us a list of jails?

There's so many bail bonds.

But we can call the actual bail bond store.

I don't know if it's called a store.

It says "The Bail Bond store."

- 'Frankie.' - Guess what I found?

Oh, my gosh!

- We're alive. - 'Are you guys okay?'

We were just walking through the casino last night

'minding our own business.'

We're walking through and some crazy dude, drunk.

He's like, "Hey, we got girls. Come party with us."

'We were like, "Dude, we're going to bed, chill out."'

He's like, "You too cool for us? You too cool?"

So Doug's like, "Yo, you need to relax."

I get in the dude's face. I'm like, "Get away."

And the dude hits me in the... Hit me in the chest, right?

'And, like, knocks me down.'

My Bloody Mary goes all over him.

You were in the casino?

We were in casino jail filing police reports.

So, you spent five hours in a room to press charges?

Listen, if you would have seen...

If you would have seen how obnoxious this guy was...

- Was he worth it? - Yes. Yes. He was worth it.

I'm gonna come back here and look at him in court like, "Ha!"

Do you know how many places we called looking for you guys?

You got the bail bond!

- Tsk. - 'Whatever.'

- Wow. Fun night. - Let's go pack.

- I'm glad you're okay. - Frankie, happy birthday.

Yeah, thank you for looking out, girls.

'Vegas. Whoo!'

Idiots.

♪ So far from home now ♪

♪ But you are my lighthouse ♪

♪ And just know those stars that you see ♪

♪ Well that you're seeing they are looking right back at me ♪

- Bye-bye, Vegas. - Kinda awkward with Lauren.

- Hate LAX, but whatever. - Yeah.

Next time, we'll come by ourselves.

Hello. I think, actually, we're gonna hop in this one.

Yeah, do you guys wanna take the first one?

''Cause we're all going to the same place.'

- Hey, Phil. - How you doing?

- Whoa! - Hi.

Lauren, we need to talk.

I know it's not the right time, but...

Bye, sweetie. I'll see you at the airport.

- I'll see you at home. - Okay.

- Later, guys. - Get home safe.

You, too. I'll see you at home.

'Mwah.'

We'll see you at the airport.

♪ We're not the same ♪

♪ I won't do this again ♪

♪ Why this space ♪

♪ And why did it take way too long ♪

♪ We don't belong ♪

Oh, what a surprise.

Look who's in my office.

- How are you doing? - I'm excellent. How are you?

Still looking, uh... Looking for jobs and an apartment.

You do that from the couch all day?

Yeah. I mean... How about you?

I had a little talk with Heidi earlier.

Well, it's good to hear you guys are... communicating.

- She loves having you here. - Aw.

'Having her big sis around.'

I bet she'd love you even more

you know, down the hall

but she's not gonna ever tell you that... ever.

Well, she's my sister, and she can tell me anything.

You think she's gonna be like, "Hey, Holly, move out?"

Heidi wants me to move out? You're telling me that?

Heidi and I want you to move out, straight up.

Fine.

I'm out right now.

♪ No I don't don't ♪

♪ Have to let it bother me ♪

♪ Bother me now ♪

♪ No I don't don't ♪

♪ Have to let it carry me ♪

♪ Carry me down ♪

♪ No I don't don't ♪

♪ Have to let it cover me ♪

- Hey. - Hey.

- How are you? - So tired.

- Just got back from Vegas. - 'Right.'

- Did you guys have fun? - Yeah.

- Are you okay? You seem so... - 'Yeah. I'm sorry.'

I'm just like, stressing on Audrina...

- You are? - 'Yeah.'

- Have you spoken to her? - No. We went to Vegas.

- She didn't say a word to me. - Are you serious?

Oh, are you gonna talk to her?

I mean, when I was leaving, she was like, "We need to talk."

I mean, obviously, we do, but it's just...

I think we both have been putting it off 'cause

we're obviously have to say things we don't want to say.

'Of course.'

- Oh, my gosh. - Distractions.

'We have to style these jeans for Dylan George.'

I marked them for you, where, right here

we need to just fray them and then rough 'em up

a little bit so they look more vintagy.

- We'll do this together. - Okay. I'll do this one.

- 'Alright.' - Thank you.

♪ Try to figure out tonight ♪

♪ That I would lose it all ♪

If I trip, you're going down with me.

- Oh, if I trip with you. - Get the door.

You're going down. Thank you.

Barbecue.

- You ready to cook? - Yeah.

That's awesome.

What a week. I can't wait for this week to be over.

'Oh, you have no idea. Me neither.'

'Cause Vegas was... You know what I mean like?

- Catty. - 'Yeah.'

Just uncomfortable.

Why spend any second of your life to have that unsettling

ulcery feeling for nothing?

And if those people bring that ♪ to your life

then kick them the *** out.

You guys want to grill both at the same time?

- Sure. - Yeah.

Just so you know, if you need anything at all

help in any kind of way

even a place to stay for a few days

figure it out, you're totally welcome whenever.

Okay. But I just feel like I can't run away from this.

I have to talk to Lauren. This has gone way too far.

We used to be really good friends

and I don't know what it is that caused this tension.

- And we're both stubborn. - You're in a sticky situation.

- I know, but it's worth... - 'That's just the reality.'

It worth that last shot. Otherwise, you'll never know.

I'm not knocking you to do it, honey.

I just don't want to see you hurt, that's all.

I know.

♪ Just an ordinary day ♪

♪ The day that I met you ♪

♪ Just an ordinary day ♪

♪ Then it turned into ♪

♪ An extraordinary day ♪

♪ An extraordinary day ♪

'She's texting me, "We need to talk."'

- Who? Audrina? - Yeah.

- Lauren, Whitney. - Yeah?

Just a quick meeting about Danny Guez and Dylan George.

- Are you ready? - Okay.

We're gonna be doing the Dylan George launch event.

'This is his new brand.'

'The event is gonna be at area'

the club on La Cienega.

And we're gonna be doing it in conjunction

'with Inters cope Records.'

They're launching some girl named Lady Gaga

'who, apparently, is their new big signing.'

And, also, Whitney, I know you want to do more styling stuff.

There's gonna be an opportunity for somebody to style Gaga.

'And she's gonna be the star of the night.'

'So I think you should do it.'

If there's something that you're feeling that

she should be doing and wearing and the way that...

I'd rather have you do it than the client.

- Okay. Yeah. - 'Okay?'

Lauren, I'm really gonna need you to help

Whitney with this event.

I'm gonna be back in New York that night.

'Cause I don't live here, um, and I'm not here all the time.

We're gonna just put our faith in you.

'I think the best thing to do'

'is to let you take the lead.'

We'll be watching you to see how you deal with it.

- Okay, great. - 'Don't let me down, okay?'

Thanks, everybody.

♪ I want to see it ♪

♪ I wanna believe it's true ♪

♪ It's true ♪

♪ 'Cause I been stuck in a run but I dream I woke up ♪

♪ Jogging to you ♪

- Hello. - What's going on?

Nada mucho.

- Where's Holls? - Have not seen her, actually.

- Was she here this morning? - 'I think so.'

Did you not have a good day at work today?

- You seem awfully intense. - I had a great day.

But I haven't talked to my sister

and I'm really worried about her.

I had plans with her. She hasn't called me all day.

Maybe she was in a tunnel.

I go places where I don't have service for five hours.

Did you say anything to her?

For you, it's been an hour. You've seen her an hour.

I've seen her for 48 hours straight.

So, what did you say to her?

I probably said something about her moving out

and how we both probably wanted her moving out.

Do you just not think about anyone but yourself?

Now she probably hates me.

Hey, you're not the bad guy here.

You know what, I can't even talk to you.

♪ Now we'll never really know ♪

♪ Take a guess ♪

♪ Who burned down our nest ♪

♪ We'll never put a face ♪

♪ To the name ♪

♪ Who set our hopes ablaze ♪

'This was probably the weirdest trip'

in Vegas I've ever had.

It was weird, the next day, how everyone was missing.

The boys and Audrina. She was missing all day.

She was in the whole trip.

Has she even talked to you since we've been back?

'She texted me that we need to talk.'

And she lives 20 feet away.

'I mean, like, we don't have to be'

'this core group that always hangs out.'

If she wants to move on and, like

hang out with other people, that's cool

'cause I want her to be happy, you know?

'I only want good things for her.'

But from my perspective

I feel like you're really unhappy about it

and... something has to change.

When it's finally resolved

no matter what happens you're gonna feel so much better.

Even from that. Do you know what I mean?

How can I feel better when I've, like, lost another friend?

I don't know. I don't know what the answer is.

I know what the answer is.

I just don't want it to play out that way.

♪ You better bring your boys up at the club ♪

♪ Get up under get get ♪

♪ Get up under get ♪

♪ Get up under get get ♪

Here, take over. Take over. One second.

She's just getting in her outfit right now

and then she's going on stage. Are you okay?

I just feel sick from so much stress.

- Oh, so much anxiety? - 'Yeah.'

'I still haven't talked to Audrina.'

Yeah.

Oh, well, I'm really glad that you made it.

Yeah, no. I'm fine.

- Whitney? - Yeah, I'm right here.

- I have a problem. - Okay.

- What's the problem? - Zipper broke.

The zipper broke?

It came unattached from that thing, yeah.

This is, like, an intense test.

Here. I'll hold it together.

- 'Okay, ready?' - Yeah.

'The zipper broke.'

'Alright, I'm trying to think.'

Do we have another jacket? Can we somehow...

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

- I got it! I got it! I got it! - 'You got it?'

- Okay, up. - 'Oh, my gosh! Yay!'

You are superwoman.

You're ready to go.

- 'Good luck.' - Thank you.

Lady Gaga!

- So, you're really okay? - Yeah.

Yeah.

♪ I'm on a mission ♪

♪ And it involves some heavy touching yeah ♪

♪ I've had enough of the hard and harder ♪

♪ Times are tough ♪

♪ I've drifted farther ♪

♪ Farther from myself ♪

♪ I won't dwell baby ♪

♪ On my failures ♪

- Hi. - Hi.

Where have you been?

Just trying to figure out what I'm gonna do.

I left, like, 50 messages, worried sick.

I just didn't know what else to do.

I mean, Spencer told me

you didn't want me here anymore

and you couldn't even tell me.

So, you couldn't even call me and ask me yourself?

You think that I'm gonna send Spencer home

like, "Oh, go tell Holly this."

It's, like, I'm really sorry that you felt that way

and I'm really sorry if he said something to you

or he made you feel uncomfortable

but you should have come to me.

I just don't understand why

'he would say those things, then, I don't get it.'

Is there any truth to what Spencer was saying?

You know, obviously, it's been a little hard on my relationship

but I want you to stay here as long as you want to or need to.

You're my best friend. You're my sister.

You're everything to me.

- I love you so much. - Sorry. I love you.

♪ Somewhere else so far from home ♪

♪ My voice it calls out all alone ♪

♪ Somewhere else ♪

♪ You're somewhere else ♪

♪ Somewhere else so far from home ♪

♪ My voice it calls out all alone ♪

- Hi. - Hey.

- Can I talk? - Yeah.

Okay.

I don't even know where to start.

I don't know how it got to this point.

I'm not mad at you. I don't have any bad feelings.

If anything, I'm just kinda hurt right now

because I feel like I'm trying so hard

to be friends with someone who just doesn't have any interest

in being my friend.

I do care, Lauren. I just...

In the beginning whenever I did try to talk to you

like, there was just that uncomfortable vibe.

Well, why wouldn't you just talk to me about it?

Obviously, it was gonna be uncomfortable

because I'm living with two of my best friends

and they're not getting along.

And it's-it's really awkward for me

'but I don't know what to do.'

Like, every time I would try and talk to you

it felt like I was bothering you.

Well, I felt the exact same way.

I just, whenever I would hang out with you

sometimes you had a bad attitude

or it was like you weren't listening to what I was saying.

How so? Like, I don't understand how I did that...

Maybe you didn't realize you did.

Then why wouldn't you say something to me?

Be like, "Lauren, it hurts my feelings."

- I have in the past. - 'When?'

The night you came into my room and sat on the couch.

Yes, the night when I came into your room

because you wouldn't even talk to me.

I just feel like I never stopped trying to be your friend

and you just lost interest, you just didn't care.

I call you... When is the last time

you called me and said...

When was the last time you called me?

- Last week I called you! - Really?

I said, "We're going out to Teddy's. You want to come?"

'Two weeks ago, I had a bunch of people over.'

We were cooking dinner.

I walked out, invited you and said "Hey, we're cooking."

- "You want to come up?" - My sister was here.

We went to the Thrice concert. I had tickets.

Okay, this is my point, is that I'm always inviting you.

When is the last time you called me and said

"Hey, Lauren, do you want to do something?"

You don't like to do anything I do.

You don't like going to shows.

You don't like any of that.

I go for you, though!

I go, I sit.

I'm awkwardly bobbing

my head at the weird shows

but it's just because we're friends.

I do it for you. We're friends.

Like, I want to hang out with my friends

and I'm trying so hard.

Like, the worst part is, like, at the end of the day

like, you were one of my best friends

and I feel like I've completely lost that.

'I've lost another friend.'

I'm so, just, like, tired

of trying to make you be my friend

and I don't know what to do anymore.

- Like, I feel pathetic. - I don't...

See, this is so frustrating. Like, I don't know.

This whole situation just sucks.

I don't know what do you want me to do?

'I don't know what to do either.'

I don't want to just be like, "Fine."

You think that I don't want...

Do you think I'm not trying right now, Lauren?

Right now!

Okay, so, what about the past? You wanna keep bringing that up?

Like, you can't start and keep dwelling on that.

You have to start from now. Fresh start. Move forward.

If you really, really want to say, like

"Let's go back. Let the past be the past."

'That would make me so happy because that's all I want.'

That's all I want.

Is that really what you want, though?

It's like everyone doesn't want us to be friends, you know?

All I want is for you to just be my friend again.

Okay, then let's do it.

♪ No introductions baby ♪

We used to be such good friends, you know?

- I'm sorry. - It's okay.

♪ I know we had our problems ♪

♪ Things didn't always go the way ♪

♪ That we planned ♪

♪ But I'd rather live ♪

♪ With losing you one more time ♪

♪ Than regret ♪

♪ Never having tried ♪