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Whitney was doing great

at her new job at People's Revolution.

- 'Celebrity outreach.' - Working on that.

Okay, it's a little late. It's just too late.

That was supposed to be your responsibility, Jessica.

No, and I have been working on that.

Well, for the Robin Antin one, aren't there women celebrities

that we can reach out to?

Good thinking.

And they had asked me to help out

with LA Fashion Week.

You weren't there the first time I met

- Kelly Cutrone, were you? - No.

But I got a crying phone call.

Heidi had reached out to Audrina.

Hey, mind if I sit down?

Audrina promised me that she wasn't going

to become friends with Heidi again.

But Heidi may be having other ideas

about their new friendship.

- 'Hi.' - Hi.

Um, I'm here to see Audrina.

She's gonna be in the Epic Digital

which is straight ahead.

- And it's on the first floor. - Okay.

- Right through those doors. - Great, thank you.

'This is so cute. It's like a real cafeteria.'

This is our little hangout spots.

Do you eat here every day?

Not every day, there's like, um...

there's a couple places down the street.

But they usually have good food here.

'So nice to, like, relax and be able to have, like, a lunch--'

I know I've been going nonstop.

Like, you don't know how nice

it is to be able to talk to you again.

You know, it's like we were friends for a long time

and then all this stuff happened that had nothing to do with us.

It had to really do with Lauren and Spencer.

I know and then somehow

all of us, it became part of all of us.

And I was acting like, "What have I...

This is none of my business, like--"

- 'Right.' - You know.

I'm really, like, gaining myself again

and I'm gaining, like, hanging out with girlfriends

and, like... Okay, you know what?

'I really need a girls' night out.'

'No boys, no Spencer. Will you come?'

♪ Gotta let it go Gotta take control ♪

♪ You know I'm about to lose my mind ♪

♪ Gonna break away I've had all I can take ♪

♪ You just run out of time Gotta let it go ♪

Excuse me.

- Hi. - It's, like, models in here.

- I know, I know. - Oodles of models.

- Is Kelly here? - She is.

I don't know, she's some... She goes, like, in and out.

- Oh, is she upstairs right now? - I think so.

Okay, so here's what's happening.

Put your stuff down over here and then

I'll tell you what's going on.

Bianca Gomez, how old are you now?

- 'Nineteen.' - Oh, my god.

You look so cute in that lingerie.

- Great. - Hi, Kelly, this is Lauren.

- The helper. - Hi, I met you before.

- I've met you before. - How are you?

I did meet you before. I'm well.

- Is she our helper? - Yeah.

She is? Alright, Lauren.

- You wanna cast with me? - Sure.

You and Whitney, get ready. Here we go.

- We'll start from there. - Okay, go ahead.

Straight down. Uh, Lauren, um...

Whitney, can you Polaroid these two girls?

Alright. One, two, three.

- What's your name? - 'Courtney.'

- Courtney. - Courtney with a C?

- Thank you. - Alright.

'We've got another one, Lauren. Don't get too comfortable.'

'Oh, my god. Okay, I think he's perfect.'

'Lauren Conrad, where are you?'

- Getting paper clips, gettin-- - Okay.

I need to book these models. You guys have that done?

Oh, my god. You guys are so slow.

Let's sit over here really quick

I'm gonna bump Jess, I mean, I know

you don't wanna move, but you're gonna have to move.

'Can you guys grab a couple chairs?'

Just to have, like, a little crash course... really quickly.

Can we spare Lauren to maybe call?

Julia wants to make sure that the models--

No, you could do that.

We're gonna book these models over here.

Lauren, pull up a chair over here.

'Okay.'

♪ Nowhere to go all alone ♪

♪ Lost in the middle of nowhere ♪

♪ Stranded stranded nowhere is feeling like home ♪

Oh, perfect time. I'm just cutting your half.

- Thank you, but I'm leaving. - Where are you going?

Oh, my god, did you use all

the turkey for your one sandwich?

No, this half is for you. This half is for me.

- Where are you going anyways? - I'm going out in Hollywood.

I'm sure you are. Going to a nightclub?

- Uh, yeah. - What club would that be?

- It's a S Bar. - Is Heidi going?

- Umm-- - So I'll take that as a yes.

Don't wait up.

Have fun, coach potato.

It feels so weird me meeting Heidi here.

'Was the last time New Year's Eve with Lauren?'

Yeah, over there.

'Doesn't matter what I do'

'someone's gonna be mad.'

- Hey... - Hi, hey.

I'm so glad you're here.

What's going on?

'Oh, my god, you have to hear this.'

It's so crazy to see how much goes into it.

You know, you think that you just, like, slap on an outfit

and just, like, throw them out there, it's so not like that.

This is like a dream job. I'm so stoked for you.

'It'd be so cool to work here with you.'

I know.

Well, if you impress Kelly

maybe she'll hire you.

Hey, you guys, I wanna... Hi.

I wanna go over a couple things.

First of all, for the shows, it's just best

to wear all black no boobies.

- You know, just straight black. - Am I doing shows?

I'm gonna need you to help us because--

Yeah, I'm open all week, I just didn't know what I was doing.

Tomorrow really is gonna be, all hell's gonna break loose

so, I really need you to get a good night's sleep tonight.

It's gonna be a big day, alright?

♪ Woo ♪

♪ Shake shake shake ♪

♪ I been a long time ♪

♪ Been a long time searching for you ♪

Ha ha. Oh, my god, I didn't know that.

I don't think you should go there.

They're taking shots?

They're taking shots?

- That's right. - They're talking shots?

You are insane.

Oh, and you guys were standing over there like, oh--

Oh, really?

I'm not like, "Oh, blah, blah, blah."

Hi... they're here.

♪ Can you hear me on your own? ♪

♪ Can you feel? ♪

- Good morning. - Good morning.

- How are you? - Doing laundry.

- 'It's a laundry day for me.' - Umm.

Where did you go last night?

Um, I went to S Bar after work.

Heidi and Stephanie were there, like girls' night out.

'So then we're sitting there talking, Spencer shows up'

and he's with all these girls

'and, like, Heidi kept looking over there'

'and Stephanie's like, "Oh, my god."'

'Like, what, what are you gonna do?'

Why wouldn't she just go up and say hi?

Wasn't the guy like her fiance?

'Because, like, he knew that'

she was doing a girls' night with her girls

and, like, she's like, I bet he knew where I was coming

and he's just, like, stalking me and coming here.

But, like, if you're in a relationship with someone

you can't walk up to them and be like, "Hey?"

I guess they're on relationship vacation.

- I don't know. - Thing is...

And this is just me being me that, um...

it would not surprise me if Heidi or Spencer

tried very, very hard to become friends with you

'because they really don't like the fact that'

'I get along with Stephanie.'

Umm.

- I know. - Cool.

It was surprisingly gross that how many girls were on him.

He probably pays them.

No girl would willingly touch that scum.

Whoa, where'd that come from?

'Okay, I have to go get ready. I have Kelly's show today.'

♪ 'Cause feel I really feel I feel alright ♪

♪ If something brings you down I'm leaving it behind ♪

♪ I'm letting it go let it go let it go yeah ♪

♪ I'm livin' in the moment ♪

Alright, here's what I need you to do.

I want you to push like a mother hen

just from the back, both of you.

Call these people out.

- Here's the microphone. - Okay.

Get all the models I'll show you how to do it.

Girls, we don't have time for this, let's go.

- Out, out... out on the runway. - Let's roll.

That's how you do it, just like a...

like a sheepherding dog, okay?

Anyone that looks tall with her hair done.

Okay, models, everybody, to the runway!

- Models. - Models out to the runway!

Okay, okay.

'All the girls out on the runway.'

'Whitney, get the seating chart.'

- I have it. - Guys, wanna come out more?

She's gonna demonstrate for you.

'Whitney, can you just go backstage really quickly'

and ask does she wanna go to red backstage lighting

then change to the purple for the first look and copy that?

- Okay... yeah. - Does she...?

She wants to know, when she's finished talking

is she wants it to start red

and then change to purple when the first girl comes out.

- Alexia wants to know? - Kelly wants to know.

The light, the lighting red? Red to purple? Okay.

- I'm-- - 'I can get some jelly, if--'

Yeah, no, no, I'm sorry, did you wanna

start red or did you wanna start--

First look red and then change to purple?

- Or do you wanna start purple? - 'Start red.'

- Right, okay. - Starting red.

Starting red, we're gonna go with the original red?

Okay, good... the backstage is gonna go deep red.

Go deep, can I see a red, so I can lock it in?

Let's bring the other houselights down.

Okay, perfect!

Okay, girls, you're gonna go

line them up from the back.

- Okay. - 'Alright?'

- Yes. - 'Alright, don't *** up.'

♪ Look to the sky ♪

♪ The dreams you want aren't far behind ♪

♪ You feel it ♪

♪ Look to the sky ♪

So I'm changing the layout maybe a little bit.

I want to switch this one out to here

and move this cabana out completely, which...

- Alright. - We have a week, so...

It's perfect.

Are you okay? I haven't seen you all day.

I know, I've been kind of hiding out a little bit.

I had, like, the worst night in my life last night.

- At S Bar? - 'Yeah.'

I thought I was having, like, girls' night out.

- 'And then Spencer shows up.' - Yeah?

And he doesn't come over and say hi.

Like, he doesn't even acknowledge my existence.

And then he's surrounded by, like

a group of girls and taking shots with them.

'I was so sick and I wanted to kill him.'

- Why would he do that? - I've never felt so betrayed.

Was he trying to do some childish display of him

being angry with the fact you guys are--

Or he's over it, you know.

He's not over it, if you're over it

then you don't do something like that.

It's so hard seeing him with other girls though.

How can you love and hate someone so much

at the same time?

♪ I don't wanna let it slip away ♪

♪ The way it feels to run ♪

♪ And so it feels when I just stay ♪

♪ I have been beautifully wounded ♪

♪ I'm beautifully wounded ♪

'Well, look who it is.'

What are you doing?

- 'What are you doing?' - I am just at Bolthouse.

Do you wanna come by?

I think we need to talk.

'Uh, yeah, when should I come?'

Uh, whenever you can make it.

- 'I'll be there soon.' - Alright, bye.

'In about 15 minutes, we're gonna start the shows.'

You're gonna be backstage with me

and you're gonna help me push the models.

And then Lauren's gonna help with the model lineup.

Those models that came in late, we've got to get them

into first look, so that we can start the show.

'Alright, guys, let's get in order.'

'If models are done changing, please send them up front.'

'We're gonna start lining up. Michelle!'

I just did a lap and no one caught it.

- Michelle! Okay. - 'Alright.'

- Lauren! - Two minutes left.

'Guys, is everyone lined up and ready for first look?'

What time is it? Is everybody lined up?

- We're ready. - 'Are we ready?'

Okay, yoo-hoo! Let's do this good.

'Roll out.'

♪ Sun comes down for a holiday ♪

'Tell the girls to smile when they come out.'

Smile, everybody.

♪ Saturday and your ♪

I'm sorry, what did you say your name was?

Devin, great.

- Great job, Lauren. - Great job.

Heather, come right here.

Right here, step up, step up.

'This is Amanda.'

- 'Heather.' - 'Okay.'

We need Michelle. Where's Michelle?

Michelle, we need you!

- 'Where's Michelle?' - 'Right here, right here.'

Come right here.

♪ Till I'm down on the dance floor ♪

Okay, everybody, get in order for finale!

One, two, three, go for the girls.

Everybody, go! Everybody, go!

Everybody go! Everybody go!

- Nice job on the music, boys. - Whoo!

- Thank you so much. - Come here, I owe you.

♪ There's just something about you ♪

♪ That makes me feel the way I do ♪

♪ Something about you ♪

♪ And I can't live without you ♪

♪ Can't live without you ♪

- Hey. - Well, hello.

I want to talk to you about last night.

Oh, I'm not even gonna sit here and argue 'cause--

You don't have to sit here and argue

but if you wanna be single

then be single, but let me know.

Um, you pretty much mademe single when you--

- No, I didn't. - Aye?

You call it relationship vacation.

Anyone else on planet Earth calls that breaking up.

- No, they don't. - Yes.

Who takes a vacation from a relationship?

I mean, we were just fighting so much.

- We were... we fought twice. - I wanted space.

- I wanted-- - Well, you got your space.

Yeah, but I didn't want you, like, hooking up with other--

I didn't hook up, I didn't hook up with anybody!

I was there with my friends and you

embarrassed me in front of everybody--

- I embarrassed you? - Yes!

- For standing at a bar? - Okay, you know what?

Next time I stand at a bar

and there happens to be some guys there

and I'm flirting with them taking shots

let's see how you feel.

Bottom line is, you're delusional if you think

I was flirting with those girls.

How long is relationship vacation?

Like, am I supposed to not go to bars

and not talk to people for how many months?

I just don't think I can just keep waiting around

all year long, to wait for when Heidi decides

she wants to get off relationship vacation.

♪ Take me home ♪

♪ I have nothing left to say ♪

♪ I'm at a loss ♪

♪ You keep listening ♪

- Hi. - Hi!

OMG. Oh, my god.

First of all, you go up the ladder

to, like, bitch in training.

Oh, God, my mom would be so proud.

Okay, Lauren, you've gone from, like slow-mo

to, like, fashion glow.

An unbelievable two-year increase!

And, um, we would love to offer you a position

to come and work with us.

We're happy to have you come on, because we wanna start

making some changes in our LA office.

Hi, you're going to the party, right?

Can you make sure everybody out there has wristbands?

- I'm going, we have two, so... - But, she's talking about--

No, but I'm talking about this party

before we go to the other party.

- Oh, I didn't even know there-- - Yeah.

There's one in that green room for Mercedes.

And then can you get an assistant to get a taxi

for my nanny and my daughter to get back?

Yeah, okay, we'll just figure out

the wristbands and then, okay...

So, thank you so much for showing up

'and helping us out, and we're happy'

to have you come on, you know...

...it's an amazing opportunity

to make the best of yourself.

♪ Believe believe ♪

♪ You say that no one will understand ♪

♪ I say that you need to open up ♪

♪ And believe believe ♪

♪ Believe believe ♪

♪ Believe and you will find ♪

♪ Just a little piece of mind ♪

♪ Mind ♪