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Previously on "The Hills..."

Whitney was off and running at her new job.

Hollis, Hollis, go. Go, go, go.

And she'd already made a good impression.

We're gonna expect a lot from you.

I hope so.

I just had my birthday

and I invited Spencer's sister, Stephanie

because she seemed like a cool person.

How are you?

It didn't take long for Heidi to find out.

Did you know that Stephanie went to Lauren's birthday?

And she and Spencer weren't pleased.

You're making me cry right now.

You're making yourself cry thinkin' about what you did.

Heidi didn't like that I was getting

close to one of her friends.

'Just be careful with her, because one minute'

you're her best friend, and then the next minute...

But Heidi was about to make a friend of her own.

So you know how Stephanie was at my birthday party?

I guess Spencer freaked out at her, like made her cry.

Are you serious?

People just waste so much time being angry at people.

I mean, she's not involved in the situation at all

so she has no reason not to be nice to you.

- And he called her Brody. - Oh, God.

I mean, if he, oh, that's ridiculous.

Can I hear about your new job? I'm like...

So I get to New York, and I walk in

and it's, like, such a different atmosphere.

I mean, like, she wanted me to see how the New York offices

work because she basically wants to model the LA office

after the New York office.

So the day that I was there

we were working on the Sass & Bide show.

- So fun! - 'So fun. And the stuff--'

Wait, did you get to work backstage?

Yes. My job during the show was to, um, call the models.

Like, Kelly would be like, okay, next model, out

and I'd be like, go, go, go.

- That's, like, my ideal job. - I know.

I mean, while I was doing it I was like

Lauren would be loving this right now.

Yeah.

♪ Stop cold ♪

♪ I sold my soul ♪

♪ So you could be my millionaire ♪

♪ Sit back and enjoy the show ♪

'Okay, let's gather around like the family that we are.'

Emily, Whitney, move down.

Emily, can you sit over here with us?

'Alright. Next week is LA Fashion Week.'

'I just wanna be really clear'

about what's goin' on here this week.

'Rules for Fashion Week.'

What's expected of you is complete devotion.

So any kind of concepts of, like, 9:00 to 5:00

'LA, not happening here.'

I would plan to be here every night to at least 11 o'clock.

You're gonna wear all black. I don't wanna see your boobs.

I don't wanna see any piercings, if you have tattoos

I don't really care, I don't wanna see them.

'Do not roll your eyes at me, do not question'

'what it is that we're asking you to do.'

I'm not here to be your friend.

Emily, you're not here to be their friend.

'We really care about ourselves more.'

We already know this job, but we will do our best

'to help teach you as much as we can.'

'One of the things that we need to talk about'

is celebrity outreach.

I don't think any of it's happened yet.

- Working on that. - Okay, it's a little late.

- I know, but we were-- - No.

- We, we, we nothing. - Okay.

That was supposed to be your responsibility, Jessica.

No, and I have been working on that.

Do you have any press scheduled for any of the clients?

- To come to the shows? - No.

Any kind of preview opportunities?

What other sort of preview opportunities?

Well, for the Robin Antin one, aren't there so many celeb

uh, woman celebrities that have performed with her

that we can reach out to?

Yes. Good thinking.

'There you go! There you go!'

That's right, support is key. Support and delegation is key.

'Alright, let's get to work.'

♪ I'd do it all over again ♪

♪ Aah ♪

♪ I'd do it all over again ♪

♪ Aah ♪

♪ I'd do it all over again ♪

♪ Aah ♪

- 'Hey, Whitney.' - Hi, Laur, how are you?

- Hey, what're you doin'? - 'Fashion Week is next week.'

And there's just a lot of things, like, riding on my back

so I wish you were here to help me.

Mmm. I wish I was there, too, but I'm not.

I'm in the closet. There's no one in here.

- And I'm in here all day. - 'I think we're starting.'

- 'I got to go.' - Uh, okay. I love you. Bye.

Okay. Love you. Bye.

♪ Burned in your mind ♪

♪ I said freeze we'll ride it again ♪

♪ They thought they heard a shot ♪

♪ Run and face the wind ♪

♪ You can understand... ♪

So girls' night, Spencer's totally not invited.

I at least need to do this like once a week or once every--

- 'Oh, really?' - Yeah.

Alright, now you're steppin' up the game.

It's so weird, like, going back into that scene...

- And like... - Even going into Hollywood?

Yeah, like to a club and stuff, like, that used to be my life.

We'll check out a different couple clubs tonight.

- Okay. - It'll be good.

♪ Tell you were telling me ♪

♪ I'm allowing here ♪

♪ But I don't need nobody for me ♪

♪ I'm gonna allow ♪

♪ And tell you were telling me ♪

♪ I'm allowing here ♪

♪ But I don't need nobody for me ♪

♪ I'm gonna allow ♪

I've never been here, but I like the name.

- I've never been here either. - Sounds tricky.

Hi.

♪ Wanna say hey hey hey hey ♪

♪ I say hey hey hey hey ♪

♪ Hey hey hey hey ♪

I would go out it was like, Monday, is it

Tuesday is it, Wednesday is it.

You gotta come back out. Cheers to many more nights.

- To girls' night out. - Yes.

- Feels good being out again. - I know.

Ah! There you are!

Can I have one more Red Bull vodka?

- Okay. - Cabernet.

Cabernet?

You should.

Hey.

It's just, I try to stay out of what's not my business anymore

because I don't wanna get involved.

- Bye, Chiara. - Bye. It was good to see you.

Bye, Audrina.

♪ When you hold your head up high ♪

♪ In the middle of a fight ♪

♪ Rearrange ♪

'Oh, I'm so excited to, like, redo my apartment'

'cause I feel like, you know, with Spencer gone

my taste is kind of evolving

and I get to do what I wanna do to my apartment finally.

- Instead of graffiti? - Right.

A little bit more of a grown-up, mature apartment.

This is cute.

- I love this mirror. - It's flattering.

- It's very tall. - Yeah.

I actually have a mirror

and, like, some other things that I need to get

that I left at Lauren and Audrina's house.

And I don't know, Audrina seemed pretty cool

when we saw her last night, so maybe...

Maybe I can, like, talk to her and try to get it or something.

- You didn't take your stuff? - I left some stuff on accident.

I moved out so quickly that I hardly

had time to get everything, you know?

What if, like, Lauren got mad and, like, burned it all

or poured, like, red wine on it?

I bet they threw it away.

- I wouldn't keep it. - Unh-unh.

No, but I would love to, like, see Audrina.

There's no reason why Audrina and I should have a problem

when we were friends first, you know?

I think she's just, like, under Lauren's wing

and, like, not trying to piss off Lauren.

I don't know.

♪ I never got much out of this life ♪

♪ Never saw myself with someone's eyes ♪

♪ Until this day ♪

I need to hold this for ten seconds.

Good job.

What are you guys doing right now at People's Revolution?

Just getting ready for Fashion Week?

Basically, yeah. It's just getting

all the press to the shows

and making sure that it's being covered

and then getting all the clothes together

and just the production.

So, basically, it's kind of what we've done

before but just more intense.

Exactly. It's what we've done before

but it's six at a times

instead of, like, one at a time, you know?

That's crazy.

You weren't there the first time I met Kelly Cutrone, were you?

No, but I got a crying phone call of you in panic.

Remember? It was the first young Hollywood party

and you, I was prepping for it

and you were going to get tickets, right?

Yeah, I needed them for Lauren Howell.

And she was a little bit of a...

Oh, my god!

Everyone says, like "Watch out."

She's a little scary and I never saw that scary side.

'But there's this girl Jessica who's, like'

'basically the boss in the LA office that'

I don't know, maybe didn't do what she was supposed to do.

I didn't know 'cause I wasn't there.

But she brought out her fangs.

- Scary side? - Scary. Yeah, so...

- I wanna see the office. - It's really cool.

- Is it? - It's really cool.

'I usually have a lunch break, so maybe you can come by.'

Oh, that's good. Maybe I'll come tomorrow.

Do you have, like, friends there, like...?

It's not like us working together, you know?

There's no one that I necessarily

click with, that I could...

Nice to know I haven't been replaced.

Yeah, you... Never, never.

♪ And everybody knows it's a great big lie ♪

♪ So d-d-don't say it's all alright ♪

♪ And everybody goes when you say goodbye ♪

♪ You d-d-don't look back ♪

- Hey. - Hey.

I missed last week.

You did the homework that was due today?

No, I did the homework that was due last week.

Oh, yeah.

I went over it with her, and she was like...

"This is wrong, this is wrong and this is wrong."

And did the raisings.

- It's so annoying. - Oops.

So Heidi and I went to Vice last night

and we saw Audrina and Chiara.

- You what? - 'Yeah.'

'Heidi and Audrina talked for a long time'

and it kind of seems like they're cool now

but it was interesting.

- Oh. - Yeah.

It was a crazy night.

♪ Tell me lies tell me lies tell me sweet little lies ♪

♪ I'm okay I'm alright I got nothing to hide ♪

♪ Hello drama hello drama hello drama hello ♪

♪ I don't want it but I get it any more than I want ♪

- 'Hey.' - Hi.

'What you doin'?'

I'm writing down a shopping list.

Oh.

So, what's up?

- Um, just curious. - What?

'Were you talking to Heidi at Vice last night?'

Yeah.

I mean, like, you can be friends with her, no matter what.

I would just be careful if you considered

being good friends with her, because it wouldn't surprise me

if she wanted to be friends with you--

I have no intentions of being--

I know, but I'm just telling you to be careful.

I will.

'Cause she is someone who's gonna stab you

in the back two seconds later.

Lauren, I have no intentions

of being friends with her.

Like, I have my good friends.

I have you. You know, what I mean?

Like, I don't need someone else

in my life to stir up drama.

I think that you're a really nice person

and that sometimes people take advantage of that.

- Seriously? - I would just be careful.

Okay.

'You've been such a good friend to me'

and I'm not gonna, like, go behind your back

and, like, hang out with someone that's done bad things to you.

- Hi! - How are you?

- Good. How are you? - You look so cool.

Yeah, we're just doing, uh...

'styling for a photo shoot right now.'

So can you just switch these to plastic hangers?

Okay.

What makes it easier for riding up the poles

also, is if you're try and separate it by designer.

- Mm-hmm. - Everything that is poled...

- Yes. - You can just wheel it over.

'And we enter everything on our computer system.'

What's been shot, who wore it, when it's coming out?

All that sort of thing, so then we track it.

Okay, cool. Thanks.

- 'You wanna help me?' - Oh, wow!

- Lauren, you're comin' with me. - Sorry, I'm comin'.

- You okay, there, Whitney? - Yeah, I'm fine.

- I'm just moving. - I think the one in the...

We might not have time for lunch.

That's okay.

'So we're just gonna record it over here.'

Here, I'll just ring stuff to you.

Okay. Um, so this is Morphine Generation.

We're starting with, not that shirt, the one after it.

- So, it's a gray tee. - Yeah.

Gray tee. And then the next one is a pink tee.

I'm so jealous you went to New York...

- Hey, guys. - Hi.

I'm playing assistant right now.

- Oh, you're helping? - Yeah? Yeah, she's a big help.

Uh, we worked together at"Teen Vogue."

Awesome. Well, we've got a huge schedule

coming up for the Fashion Week. We're doing about eight shows.

So, you know, we always bring on people for extra help, so--

Oh, yeah, if you need any help.

We'll see. Yeah, maybe that would work out.

- We'll put her to work. - Thanks.

Thanks, guys.

- That'd be cool. - It would be awesome.

♪ Come on come on come on ♪

♪ Come on you better take me ♪

♪ 'Cause I know I know I know ♪

♪ You know nothing will take my place ♪

♪ Nothing will take my place ♪

- Hi, what're you doing? - Hello. How are you?

- Hi. - You look cute.

A little messy.

But it looks different, huh?

So different. Oh, there's my mirror.

Yeah, this is yours, and then this is yours, right?

- Right, that's mine. - ''Cause it has like...'

Yeah, that was, like, a painting from my mom's friend.

It's really cute. And this is yours, too, I think.

- I don't know. - Yeah.

That's okay. We don't have to open that box.

Memories of Lauren and I and ex-boyfriends.

- Mm-hmm. - Fun.

I think that was it. I don't know.

Yeah? It's so awkward being in here.

So how about Lauren and Stephanie being friends?

I was just like, "This is too crazy."

- Right now, like-- - That's really random.

You don't like me 'cause of my boyfriend

but you like his sister.

It's weird how the world works.

I know.

Well, I think I'm gonna get out of here

'cause I don't really know when Lauren's coming back.

'But if you ever wanna hang out, give me a call.'

♪ We're stuck on a stage of parading lust ♪

♪ It seems it's always only one thing more ♪

♪ It's always only one thing more ♪

Hi.

- So how was your day? - Fine. I'm just tired.

Me too.

- I'm cleaning up. - Thanks.

- A little bit. - Was it messy?

'No, there were just, like, magazines everywhere.'

- I have something to tell you. - Oh, tell me.

Well, when you were gone today, Heidi came over.

Did she just, like, show up or did you talk to her?

She called me, and she's like, "Is it okay

if I come and get my stuff 'cause I'm redoing--"

What stuff?

She had that box that you put

in a pile with the mirror.

Did she, like, come in here and chill?

She sat down for a few minutes, yeah.

She was saying, like, how weird it was being in here.

Why the hell was she in here?

I don't know. She came to get her stuff.

Grab her stuff and leave then.

Why is she, like, coming in here

and like, makin' herself at home?

It's not her home anymore.

I know, I honestly don't even know

what to say about the whole thing.

It's just weird.

♪ And everything comes ♪

♪ With a price ♪

♪ But how much can you sacrifice ♪

♪ You feel when you win you still lose ♪

♪ And no one else is in your shoes ♪