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Enjoy your space.

After she made Spencer move out

Heidi was loving living on her own.

But Spencer had no one to turn to

except for his sister, Stephanie.

You're so homeless and so lame.

Stephanie turned up in my fashion class

and everyone told me not to trust her

but we were actually getting along great.

Spencer and Heidi, it's like their word or nothing.

Sounds fun!

Brody and I were not getting along great.

You're not gonna give me a hug right now?

- Where's your girlfriend? - What is wrong with her?

But now it was my birthday

and I just wanted everyone to stop fighting.

Unfortunately, birthday wishes don't always come true.

Have you been to S Bar yet?

Yes, I was there, um, opening night.

We're all gonna go tonight. Is it big though?

'Cause I don't know how many people to invite.

No. What's it for?

Oh, it's, well, my birthday is in a couple days

but like everyone's going out of town.

So I was just gonna have it tonight, so everyone can go.

- Oh, your birthday! - Yeah. 22.

Oh, that's, like, perfect.

It's a really good birthday place.

- That's good, yeah. - Are you doing anything?

No. No school.

Well, if you want, you can come.

Yeah, totally, I do.

But, like, I don't know.

It's like, are you sure you really want me there?

No, no, I wouldn't ask you to come

if I didn't want you to come.

I don't care if you're Spencer's sister.

I'm not gonna dislike someone 'cause of their blood.

- 'Cause of their blood. - I mean, don't feel obligated.

I'm just saying if you're out, you're welcome to come.

- Okay. I'm leaving. - Good to see you.

- Come tonight if you want. - Alright. Bye.

♪ Am I just another scene ♪

♪ From a movie that you've seen one hundred times? ♪

♪ 'Cause baby you weren't the first ♪

♪ Or the last or the worst ♪

♪ And I've got to fill the blanks ♪

♪ In the past with a verse ♪

♪ And we could sit around and cry ♪

- 'Hey.' - Hello.

Wow, this looks good. When did you paint the place?

You really been up to--

You here to get your stuff?

- Are you taking this? - I will take this.

And make sure you get all your video games too.

Jelly Jim will be here in, like, ten minutes.

Maybe any minute actually to get this.

- Kim and jellies. - Great.

So are, uh, we dating?

'Cause, you know, I'll meet girls

and they'll be like, uh, "Hey, do you wanna go out?"

'And I'm like, "I don't know. IthinkI have a girlfriend."'

- But-- - You don't know?

You don't know if you wanna go out with other girls?

- If you wanna go out with-- - That's not what I said--

- Then why are you asking me? - I said, are we dating?

So, are you asking me permission to go on a date?

My question is where, where are we in our relationship?

If you wanna date, go ahead and date.

That's fine, if you wanna do that.

That's my point. You don't even care.

I do care. I'm not dating anyone.

And I don't wanna date anyone. I'm not trying to meet guys.

And if you're trying to meet girls, then we should break up.

I thought wewerebroken up.

I'm about to punch you in your face.

Scared... I'm scared.

- You can leave. - I can leave?

'But make sure you get all your stuff out, so...'

♪ I'm feelin' a change ♪

♪ It's takin' over me ♪

♪ And it's okay okay ♪

♪ Nothing's the same ♪

- Happy birthday! - Thank you.

Okay, do you want your birthday present now or at dinner?

Here. You can open it.

- That's so pretty, Lo. - Pretty, right?

- It's a little heart. - Oh, I wanna wear it tonight.

- You can wear on your heart. - It's so pretty.

Thank you so much.

Yeah, you're welcome, sweetie.

I hope I invited everyone.

I feel like I invited a bunch of people

but then when I, like, go down the list, I'm like...

- Yeah. - And Frankie can't come.

Oh, that's okay.

He didn't tell me he had a girlfriend.

He's not even invited.

Brody didn't tell me he had a girlfriend.

Hey, same boat.

- Cheers to that, too. Yay! - Yay!

So he won't be there either.

'But I'm seeing him tomorrow. So we'll see.'

Oh, the brodster. That's cute.

But it'll be all the girls.

And Whitney's coming, and bringing a friend.

I asked Stephanie if she wanted to come

but she said that Spencer might like

have a problem with it, which I get.

So she might stop by, might not.

That's cool. Okay, cheers to your birthday.

- Cheers. - Happy birthday!

- Thank you. - You're so old.

♪ I don't feel like I used to ♪

♪ But I don't want for you to know ♪

♪ I don't want for you to know ♪

♪ Sandman slaloms on our fortune ♪

♪ We watch it go ♪

- Hey. - What up? What up?

Helping yourself to my food?

Oh, my god. What is this doing here?'

'Spencer, this isn't your apartment.'

- This is mine. - It's not an apartment.

It's a condo.

- Spencer. - 'Stephanie.'

This needs to leave tomorrow.

What do you really want me to do with this?

Get rid of it.

I cannot believe this, Spencer. You're just like--

What are you doing with your life?

"What are you doing with your life?"

No, seriously. You're sleeping on my couch.

Are you even trying to get a job or look for a new apartment?

I'm getting a job.

I'm seriously gonna call dad and have someone get this.

What are these things? Why are they in the kitchen?

Spencer, I'm doing you a really big favor.

You're doing me a big favor by letting me sleep

on your couch when you have two bedrooms

and one of your bedrooms just has clothes in it.

It's, like, ridiculous.

But I've been being so cool about this whole thing.

- And when does the maid come? - You're looking at her.

Well, she needs to do those sheets on my couch.

So the good news is, I've started

operation Win Heidi Back, at any cost.

- 'Good.' - Today's day one.

Alright. Well, what's the plan?

Oh, like I'm gonna tell. You're a little snitch.

You're gonna go tell L.C. my plan at class?

I don't think so.

Well, my dear, I gotta watch, uh, "24."

So I would like my bedroom, please.

Can you exit?

Are you kidding, Spencer? This--

Fine. We're gonna end this conversation.

When I wake up tomorrow, I don't wanna see this.

I don't even wanna see you sleeping.

'I wanna hear--'

Alright, I'm going out. That's it, Spencer.

- We're not speaking anymore. - Good. Thank God!

♪ Hey J can you dance to this one? ♪

♪ You'll be shaking when the revolution comes ♪

♪ One fist tied to the sky ♪

♪ Two feet on the dancefloor ♪

Spencer's so wacked. I'm glad we're going out.

♪ Brookie D can you dance to this one? ♪

♪ The way you spin it get some bodies ♪

Hi. Stephanie Pratt.

Here for Lauren Conrad's birthday?

Stephanie plus one. You guys can go.

Thanks.

♪ Like it's 1984 ♪

♪ And we danced all through the night ♪

♪ That's right It's a dance revolution ♪

♪ That's right ♪

Hi!

Good!

- Hi. - Hi.

- Happy birthday. - Thank you!

- Thank you. - Cheers.

Cheers.

They're looking.

- Cheers. - Hello.

- How are you, Stephanie? - Good.

- Hey, Kimberly. - Hi.

I worked S Bar last night

and Lauren had her birthday party there

and, um, Stephanie was there.

- Spencer's sister, Stephanie? - Yeah.

Like, she was just there, like, at the club?

No, she was there for the party.

- That can't be right. - Yeah. I don't know.

And then I was walking around, just kind of checking out

everyone's tables, drinks and stuff.

And she was sitting over there with them.

I don't understand Lauren's logic.

Like, that's so crazy to me, that Lauren won't even talk

to me because of my boyfriend.

But she'll hang out with my boyfriend's sister.

- I thought it was weird too. - It's so weird, I don't even--

That's crazy, I'm definitely gonna have to ask

Stephanie about that.

Alright, I'm gonna get back to this.

- I'll be working on Coachella. - Okay, I'll schedule it in.

'Hello?'

Did you know that Stephanie went to Lauren's birthday?

Yeah, she did. She went to S Bar.

Because Kimberly just told me she was working it.

And Stephanie, and I think

Roxy were on the list under Lauren's birthday

and they were sitting at her table all night.

No, this is not a joke.

♪ You ♪

♪ You know you've got a hold over me ♪

♪ I cannot end what I've begun ♪

♪ I feel you flowing straight through my veins ♪

♪ I feel you mixing in with my blood ♪

♪ Here we are a lot lower than I thought we'd be ♪

♪ Try to run but you can't from reality ♪

♪ In the middle where my friends tell me you're no good ♪

Is somebody late? Is somebody late for a lunch over here?

Where are you?

- I'm not late. I was here. - Oh! Wait a minute.

Before you sit down, can I get a little hug?

- How are you? - Good.

You're very blue today.

- I like that necklace. - Thank you.

'I miss you guys, we used to hang out all the time'

and I only see you, like--

Last time I saw you, you got all weird on me.

I didn't get weird.

Well, you're like, "Where's your girlfriend?"

- "Where's your girlfriend?" - It's a question.

I was just asking where she was.

How long have you been with, wait, what's her name?

- Cora. - Cora. That's pretty.

She's cool. You would really like her.

She's, she's fun.

What's new with you? How's love life?

I'm kind of not having a love life right now.

Sounds like life's very exciting.

- I'm getting As in my classes. - 'Are you?'

- Mm-hmm. - Congratulations.

Did I tell you about my computer class?

- Your what? Mnh-mnh. - Thank you.

Stephanie Pratt's in it.

She came to my birthday.

Stephanie came to your birthday.

- Mm-hmm. - Stephanie Pratt?

Mm-hmm.

That's a little strange. I don't know about any of this.

Well, she's a nice girl.

What? Did you guys have a little powwow?

- I like her. - You guys best friends now?

No.

Do you really think she's being genuine and sincere?

- Yeah. - But also be very cautious.

Let me just tell you, be cautious.

I know, I know Stephanie. I've known her for a while.

Do you ever think that for one second

Spencer and Heidi are trying to, like

get her into being friends with you

just so they can, like, something, I don't know.

- What are they gonna do? - I don't know.

But they're always planning up some scheme constantly.

Honestly, I really don't think she's like them.

I think she's a nice person.

Take your time.

♪ Oh what have I done ♪

♪ To lead me to this? ♪

♪ I cannot run ♪

♪ Falling through if things don't work ♪

♪ All I can see ♪

♪ Is you calling me ♪

Well, look who it is.

What's up?

Did you forget that Bolthouse owns S Bar

and that Heidi is one of the lead promoters for Bolthouse?

So you know what I'm talking about?

Yeah, that I went to Lauren's birthday.

And you don't think that's weird?

Are we five years old? Heidi has apologized to her.

Heidi just went there to be like, "Hey, crazy.

Why are you mean to me for no reason?"

'Lauren is the crazy one that hates Heidi'

because of me, who's now friends with you--

Friendly.

Friendly is not going to somebody's birthday party.

- That's friends. So friends. - Okay, friends.

So you're gonna hanging out with Brody tomorrow or what?

You got, you got, you got plans with him?

I don't get it.

She hasn't said anything mean about you or Heidi

and if she did, Spencer--

It's just insane to me.

The fact that she talks to you freaks me out.

'I guess I'm very different than people'

'like you, people like Brody who--'

Stop putting me in the same category.

You guys are in different boats.

His set sail a long time ago.

Yours is just sailing this way.

- So... - Oh, my god.

The fact that you don't think it's crazy

is what's so crazy to me.

You don't think it's crazy? No?

I feel like since Lauren and I are friends

I can make them friends again.

I just cannot believe you wanna keep this fight going.

Like, we get it. Everyone gets it, Spencer.

You need to stop having enemies, Spencer.

'She's forgotten this. She's forgiven Heidi.'

- I forgot it too. - No, you haven't.

'Cause you're making me cry right now.

Stephanie, you're making yourself cry

thinking about whatyoudid.

So, I'm sorry that you're making yourself cry.

So you had a great time at the birthday.

♪ You won't amount to anything at all ♪

♪ And no one is gonna be there when you fall ♪

♪ Your feet will never stand on the ground ♪

♪ And no one is ever gonna be around ♪

♪ I was lookin' here when I went down ♪

'You're gonna be using some of those sketches that you did.'

'And I have the homework to give you back.'

How was your birthday?

- It was fun. - That's good.

Roxy and I had a good time.

- She's really nice. - Isn't she the best? Yeah.

Spencer found out that I went to your birthday.

He was such a jerk about it.

- What happened? - Oh, my god.

He was like, I can't believe you actually went.

And he was like, I know you just, like, you wantedto go.

And I was like, "Yeah, I did want to go."

Like, we're friends.

He made me cry. I know.

I'm really sorry.

I think he just like

his goal is to make me, like, feel guilty.

You know, it's probably because, you know, when like

there's certain things you're sensitive about.

And he had a really big problem with Brody being my friend.

And it's probably just a sensitive--

This is exactly, exactly what it is.

And that's not your fault.

And I'm really, really, I mean, I don't ever

wanna, like, cause fights and I'm really sorry.

But you didn't do anything wrong. You know that.

Yeah. That's true.

'Come in.'

Making a salad?

Yes. Dinner. So what's up?

- You know, don't you? - What?

That I went to Lauren's birthday.

Mm-hmm.

I didn't tell you this just because, like

'we have become friends.'

And I know you wanna be friends with her.

'You do, don't you?'

Anyways, I heard that you went to Lauren's birthday

from a coworker.

'And I was like, "First of all, I don't believe this."'

Like, "You're kidding, you have to be kidding."

Of all the people in the world, being like a sister to me

and like a best friend to me, and being Spencer's sister.

I'm sorry. Like, what do you want me to do?

Like, we do have fashion in common.

I mean, everygirl has fashion in common.

You know, like...

You just apologized to her.

Yeah, but I apologized to her

for something that we both were doing.

What did you and Spencer do to her that she--

Nothing.

I didn't... If you're really thinking that

then I-I honestly don't even wanna talk to you.

If you really think I would do something like that.

Like, that's crazy.

I don't know.

Just be careful with her, because one minute

you're her best friend, and then the next minute--

Just like playing devil's advocate, why?

- What's gonna happen? - I have no idea.

I wouldn't have been able to tell you the events

that have occurred in my life, so...

I mean, obviously, you wanted to go.

I'm glad I went.

Well, that's great.

You know, you guys, it does not, like, sounds

like it's the end of your friendship.

It sounds like it's just the beginning.

♪ Once in my life I just want things to be simple ♪

♪ But all I can think and feel ♪

♪ Is this bitterness inside my head ♪

♪ I'm distressed when you're gone ♪

♪ And unknown to what I've done ♪

♪ You didn't know I know better ♪

♪ I've complicated this again ♪

♪ And I replay the conversations in my mind ♪

♪ From times before I read into every... ♪