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After Audrina caught Justin with another girl.

I saw you guys kissing at the bar.

She was finally ready to move on.

Should just be over, and we just be friends.

Heidi thought she was headed towards a fairy-tale wedding

but she was having her own troubles with Spencer.

We're going to Las Vegas to get married.

Spence.

And now Spencer's sister was on the scene.

Heidi's my family now!

When you hate my brother, it makes me hate you.

And Brody and I had been off and on forever.

So I had to figure out if I could ever

get serious about him.

I think there's too many pillows in between us.

- Oh! - Ohh!

I knew Brody likes me.

But he also had his eye on every other girl in LA.

'Should we get some calamari?'

- No. Do you like calamari? - I like calamari.

Wow! Your eyes look very beautiful right now.

- Thank you. - They look very bluish.

They are blue.

I thought they were green.

They're blue with yellow in the middle.

I need to get some eyes like that.

I like your eyes.

So? Anything else new and exciting in your life?

Any... Talk to Jen Bunney at all lately?

I think Jen might be coming tonight to my Halloween party.

Oh, really? That's cool, though.

- You guys can hang out. - Oh, yeah.

Shut up.

Little cuties everywhere.

Kidding.

'What are you gonna do for Halloween?'

I think, Audrina and I were talking about

having like a Halloween party, but...

Oh, my gosh! That should be fun.

It'll be fun just 'cause we've never had one at our apartment.

And Audrina's inviting a couple of her guy friends.

Oh, my God! And she's inviting a guy.

Ooh!

- JB's replacement. - Special night!

I haven't met him yet either, so I'm excited to meet him.

You and Brody doing a little, like, couple-costume action?

Please. He'll couple with Frankie before me.

I guarantee he does.

"Dumb and dumber."

Oh! They should do "Dumb and Dumber."

But which one's Dumber?

They should be the guys from "Night at the Roxbury."

They would have to do this all night.

Wait, so, what's going on with Brody?

- Same thing as always. - Same thing as always?

What's that mean, though?

Brody's a good guy. He's really nice.

- Very good-looking. - Mm-hmm.

But Brody likes his ladies.

Brody does like his ladies.

And you don't need to be one among a million.

- Mmnh-mnh. - Mmnh-mnh.

I just know that when I'm around the two of you guys

like I can definitely sense some sort of chemistry.

Yeah.

'Thanks for coming over and talking about this.'

I know you know Spencer better than anyone

'and I just kind of wanted to, like, talk to you'

for a minute and see what you thought.

I don't think Spencer told you, but we got in this huge fight

the other night 'cause he wanted to elope.

"Are you kidding me?" Like, "You want to go elope?"

And so, he got so mad at me, and he left.

And he like didn't call me that night.

And I was just so upset.

I was like, "how could you just leave me?"

Like, "I wouldn't leave you."

- That's so not like him. - I know.

You know, he's just over it, and I'm burnt out.

'And it's all happening so fast.'

And I feel, if anything, it's just kind of tearing us apart.

You know that he loves you.

And I'm sure he knows that you love him and...

You know, like, I want to be engaged and I want to get

married, but maybe we should postpone this

and wait a little bit.

Like, what's the harm in waiting, you know?

Yeah.

But please don't, you know, like tell him anything.

Oh, of course.

I know you won't, but I just got to say it in case, you know?

I know you're his sister and everything.

Yeah.

Don't... Take that off, bro.

- Bro, it's so hot in here. - No, that's our costume right?

'Whitney, what do you think of Batman and Robin?'

It's more like Siegfried and Roy.

Hey, you know what?

Good job, Batman!

'Alright, that's good on the smoke!'

Alright, we're gonna shut off the smoke for a while.

I, like, can't breathe.

Oh!

Oh! Amazing!

You're amazing.

Oh, my God!

- 'Great job, ladies!' - 'Thank you!'

- Amazing job, Jen, you too. - We just won!

- 'What?' - 'We just won!'

That's why he's saying "good job."

What do you think I'm saying "great job" for?

- Hi! Hi! - Hello, hello.

- Do you like my costume? - Holy...

- How are you? - I'm doing alright.

How are you doing?

- You're not gonna say hi? - Oh, hi!

Are you gonna ignore me like that?

- 'Can I see how it is?' - 'What?'

- Lauren! - This is Corey.

Corey, this is my sister Casey and her fiance Aaron.

Nice to meet you.

I'm glad you guys came.

We made it, but just.

Well, you're still here.

It's all good.

'Brody and Lauren, I want to introduce you guys to Corey.'

- Corey, what up, man? - How you doing?

- Nice to meet you. - Lauren. Nice to meet you.

- He's from Australia. - Where in Australia you from?

- Brisbane. - Oh, Brisbane?

Aussies are the best. I love Aussies.

I love Aussies.

Alright, baby, I got to bounce.

- You give me a nice hug. - A cape hug.

Do you have to leave right now?

Sorry, I was a little under dressed here

but, oh, wait, I got a little excited.

Whoa!

Alright. Audrina...

- Hey, very nice to meet you. - You too, man.

- Hey. - Hi.

This is a mess.

It's too bad that Frankie and Brody left so early.

I barely remember even saying goodbye to 'em.

It was just chaos.

They must have went to another party.

Sometimes it doesn't work out.

Mm-hmm.

That's okay. That doesn't matter, though.

'I know.'

But the good thing is, everybody's a fan of Corey.

'Everyone loves him.'

He's nice, huh?

I really like him.

I know. We're going on a date tonight.

- Are you really? - Yeah.

That'll be fun. You'll have fun.

He didn't know anyone, and he, like...

See? That's so good.

And he was nice to everybody. You know what I mean?

He made an effort, which shows that he likes you.

It shows a lot.

- After you, my dear. - Thanks.

'Hi. Nice to meet you.'

'Hi, I'm here to pick up the Heidi Montag'

save-the-date cards.

- You're getting married. - I am. I am.

- I'm his sister. - Oh! Okay. Alright.

Very excited.

Pretty, pretty, pretty.

I was getting stressed out by it, but now it's all

starting to come together.

Got a church. We got invites.

Now we just need to figure out where to have the party.

She won't do Don Antonio's, so...

Well, we were talking a couple days ago, Heidi and I.

About?

I just think that fight freaked her out.

It wasn't a fight.

You left.

Well, that's your opinion.

She just feels like this is breaking up your relationship.

What are you talking about?

She didn't know how to tell you.

Are you kidding me right now?

When did you have this conversation with her?

How do you know this and I don't know.

I mean, she wants the perfect wedding.

I know she was pushing you into this.

She wasn't pushing me into this.

I wanted this as much if not more than she did.

Spencer, I don't even think she is 100% sure

she wants to get married right now.

I mean, I think you just freaked her out.

Alright, well, thank you so much.

I think we're gonna have to come back.

I think, I need to go talk to my future bride.

I don't want to say anything, but...

After you, bearer of great news.

♪ Don't you run and hide ♪

♪ It's only... ♪

It's probably best that they sat us inside anyway.

- Hi. - How are you doing?

- We have reservations. - Great. Come on in.

Check in with the hosts.

I used to come here all the time. It's so good.

'Yeah, this place is pretty nice, huh?'

You got to try one of these ones.

I'm not very good with chopsticks.

- I'm trying. - Go for it.

We got this one little local sushi place back home.

We sesh there quite a bit.

That's where I learned my skills.

That's where you learned your skills?

Yeah.

'Cause I was real bad at it, too.

They brang me out the beginner ones

you know, with the rubber band.

That's what I used to.

Yeah, the training ones.

You feel like a real loser, but that's how to learn it.

You got to go down to Australia, alright, at least once.

'I will.'

You should. It's gonna be so hot this summer, though.

I don't think I've had a proper winter in like five years.

Do you snowboard?

I've never been snowboarding once.

I've only been once.

'I love to go again this winter.'

- You want to? - Yeah, let's do it up.

- It'll be sweet. - Where should we go next?

I don't know. Do you want to go out?

Or do you want to just go home?

'This place is cute.'

It's very romantical.

- Yeah, I've been here before. - Have you?

Who have you been here with?

I came here with Jason.

Oh, then it is very romantical indeed.

Well, I can be your boyfriend tonight.

How was Halloween?

Um, it was fun. You should have come.

- I'm sad you couldn't make it. - I was such a loser-face.

I had a midterm the next day. It was horrible.

Did Brody and Frankie go?

Oh, as Batman and Robin.

They left early, too. They went to another party.

Mmm.

Have you guys been, like, going on dates?

I don't know. It's limbo. It's...

We're friends, but, like...

He's more than your friend, Lauren.

The thing is, like...

I mean, do you want him to be more than your friend?

That's the thing is I just...

Maybe he wants things from you, too, that you just don't know.

You know, like how we're having this conversation.

He could be having a conversation like this

with somebody else, and you just don't know.

Maybe Brody is waiting for you to say something.

It's not that I don't want Brody to be my boyfriend

but... I mean, I'm not stupid.

I know that he's out with other girls all the time.

You know what I mean? Like, I know that.

I want... Brody to want...

...to not do it without me saying anything.

So, you want him to not want to see other girls.

But, like, I don't want to tell him not to do that.

You know what I mean? Who am I to tell not to do that?

Yeah. Catch 22, love.

- Hi - Hello!

Didn't see you right there.

- 'I like your blue hat.' - Thanks.

- How was your date? - It was really good!

'He's really nice.'

Like, everything he does

I'm not used to like being treated like that.

You know, he's very attentive and very gent.

He's, like, a gentleman. He's really nice.

So good.

He doesn't leave me hanging all the time, you know?

- He's a keeper. - Oh, you got a keeper?

Well, I'm not gonna jinx anything.

It's way too soon to jump into anything.

- 'Knock on wood.' - Yeah.

- Alright, can I be annoying? - Please.

Did you kiss him?

- Yes. - You kissed him, huh?

He kissed me.

Did you kiss him, like, "thanks for dinner."

- It was, like, mutual. - 'Or was it like...'

Like I wanna kiss you, but I don't know and then you kiss.

- Or was it like-- - Oh, my God, Lauren.

What kind of kiss? Kiss, it's important!

It's so weird 'cause Justin hated. He never liked to kiss.

So, he returned your calls, which Justin didn't.

He likes to kiss, which Justin didn't.

He bathes, which Justin didn't.

Upgrade!

'Will you please move your feet off the table?'

'I'm trying to clean up here.'

What's wrong?

Well, uh...

Last I heard, we were planning on getting married.

And I was going and getting invitations, and my sister

thankfully stopped me.

Your sister? What'd your sister say?

She said not to spend a few thousand dollars on invitations

for a wedding that she doesn't think is happening.

Well, first of all, I don't think that's

any of her business.

Well, you made it her business when you told her about

what's going on with the wedding instead of me.

First of all, your sister has nothing to do with this.

And actually, she shouldn't even have said anything to you.

She was just looking out for her brother.

'She was not trying to be a snitch.'

Is the big wedding just an excuse for you to stall

and not have a wedding?

You can just be honest.

I was trying to make a nice ceremony that we'd all be at

and you don't want this.

It's like it seems like a nightmare for you.

You're the one that's dragging it out

so there's all this conflict so it doesn't happen.

I don't want to just get it over with.

I want our family and friends to be there.

Like, that's not dragging it out.

It's something that's really important to me.

And if you don't understand that by now

'I don't know what to tell you.'

I mean, I'm not the one who pushed you.

You're the one who pushed me to move in here.

You're the one who proposed to me.

I have given up so much for this.

I haven't given up anything for this relationship?

Do you see me going out ever with any of my friends?

Oh, I'm sorry. Is that something really important to you?

Then why don't you go do that?

My point is you're acting like I haven't sacrificed

anything... I'm here with you 24-7.

I don't make you be here with me 24-7.

But, I don't sit here and say "I've sacrificed everything."

"I forced you to do this."

'Ah, don't mock me.'

Don't you dare leave.

If you leave, don't come back.

Spencer!

'Wow!'

This place is cool. I can...

I mean, you know, you could have let me pull that out for you.

Jeez. Way to make me look bad.

- Sorry. - Just kidding!

I love when they put twinkly lights around

when it's not Christmas time.

'It's almost Christmas time.'

- Audrina her and Justin... - Done.

...wanna hang out.

They're done.

- They're not done. - Yeah, they are.

'I've heard that before.'

She just went on two dates with another guy

and she really likes him.

No. I think she's... She's gonna be strong this time.

Sure.

Sometimes no matter how much you like a guy

they're just not good for you, you know?

Who is that with you?

Go on.

How is that? I don't understand.

Why, do you think I'm gonna go...

- 'Go what?' - Mack all these girls?

Yeah, that's exactly what I think you're gonna do.

- Oh, really? - It's fine.

Who am I gonna mack?

- Really? - Who?

Let me see your phone.

Let's see. We got... Alex, Alex, Allie, Allison

Allison, Amanda, Amber, Amber,

Amy, Amy, Amy, Angie, Angie, Anna, Anna, April, Adrianne

Ashley, Ashley, Aubrey.

Those are friends of mine.

Blond hottie.

They've accumulated over the years.

Bridgett, wannabe bang. Oh, wanna bang.

What? Oh-ho! What was that one?

You have a Britney Miami.

Call her Britney platinum blond.

Britney Canada whore.

'I'm gonna take that back asap.'

Get that password lock back on before

you get hold of that again.

No, for real, those are names over a couple years.

You got that phone about two months ago.

Yeah, but I switched all my... I bought this program.

There's a whole process to it. It was very time-consuming.

So, Britney Canada whore won't get a call anytime soon?

Britney Canada whore is not getting a call anytime soon.

Well, those girls mean nothing to me, sweetheart.

Brody, you can do whatever you want.

Okay.

I'm not gonna tell you what to do.

You don't have to tell me what to do

but you can give me some sort of... I don't know.

What do you want me to tell you, I don't understand.

Nothing.