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Previously on "The Hills..."

What is this?

After Spencer surprised Heidi

with video games and graffiti for their apartment...

- It's a gift. - Oh, my God.

...Heidi's frustration couldn't be covered up anylonger.

I mean, I thought we should make decisions together.

What furniture we get, what we put on the walls.

I totally agree.

Audrina decided to start seeing her ex-boyfriend again.

He abandoned you in Vegas.

I'm keeping my opinions to myself.

They just get me in trouble.

As much as I really wanted Audrina to have a boyfriend

I just wasn't sure if this was the right guy.

Excuse you, mister!

We all just needed to have some fun.

And Brody's upcoming beach party seemed like

the perfect place to do it.

Especially since Heidi was aboutto take

Spencer away for the weekend.

- Hi. How are you? - Hello.

- How are you? - Good, how are you?

How can I help you?

Um, I actually have a ring I needed to size.

'Yes, of course.'

- Beautiful ring. - Thank you.

Very nice.

'Your finger?'

Or should it be this one?

Which hand is engagement ring?

This one.

Thing is perfect.

- Alright, perfect. - Give me a second, please.

Okay, thank you.

So, I was thinking maybe, um

you could come back to Colorado with me

for the weekend, if you want

and meet my dad and, you know, meet my sister

and my brother this weekend.

Um, this weekend...

...was the barbecue we were doing, but...

Well, if there's a barbecue you want to go to--

No-no-no, I would much rather

go meet your family and go to Colorado.

Wow.

- Whoo-whee! - Damn!

Like a little kid in a candy store.

These are all like Mercedes.

You don't wanna get the BMW ones.

Oh-no, no. So, this weekend I'm going to go meet

Heidi's whole family in Colorado.

This weekend is the barbecue

that we planned two months ago

with Nick and Frankie and all the boys

if you forgot about that.

I'm gonna be there in spirit.

Oh, we've been planning this for two months.

It's like they're all... Don't look at me like that.

You've known about it for two months.

Check your little Blackberry schedule.

How many barbecues have we had?

There's a lot... Doesn't matter, we planned on this.

Just stop flaking out.

If you're making plans with me, then stick with it.

It's a lot like LC over there.

I understand that you're in love, but it just sucks

when you just flake out on the homies like that.

Isn't it nice being here instead of Hollywood?

- Hollywood doesn't have this. - I know.

It seems like you and Lauren got off to a rough start

I hope you'd two can get along.

It's all good.

- She's just worried. - For you?

For me, because I've been screwed over by so many guys.

Aww!

She just, like, you know, looks out for her friends.

She good. That's being a good friend.

Yeah.

She doesn't need to worry about it.

It did piss me off.

- Totally pissed you off? - Yeah.

- Right, then it's all good. - Thank you so much.

I'm telling you, you're cute.

You're looking really cute.

That's it.

I am very excited. A tad nervous, actually.

Yeah?

Does all your whole family know we're coming or just your mom?

Um, I think the whole town knows we're coming.

Just kidding.

Do your parents know all about our relationship?

Like, what do they know?

What do you mean, "All about our relationship?"

Like give me some intel on.

- They know we live together. - Okay.

I mean, I talk to my mom every day.

Yeah, this is pretty much the heaviest thing

I've ever done.

What are you guys doing tomorrow?

Brody's having a barbecue over at a house in Malibu

and he wanted me to invite you and you.

Oh, that's fun.

It's our first beach barbecue this summer.

It's gonna be fun.

So, you're friends with Brody again?

I'm always friends with my exes though.

I know you are good at that.

And the thing with Brody and I is that

we really enjoy each other's company.

You know, we get along really well.

Do you think he'd mind if I brought Justin?

No, no, no, he said you can bring people, so...

Well, it's always nice to have somebody like

'new and unique in your life.'

She went on and off with him for two years.

I know, but every time he comes back into your life

then all of the sudden, it's like a party.

Justin Bobby is complicated.

He is a bit complicated.

And I think that's why I like him

'cause he definitely keeps me on my toes.

Justin Bobby.

Okay, time to meet the parents.

Whooee!

Here we go, Crested Butte.

I wasn't kidding, people are like

"I'm from a small town."

I'm like, "Oh, you have no idea what a small town is."

Okay, we're getting close. Homestretch, aren't we?

Oh, I'm so nervous but so excited.

You're nervous? This is your family.

- I never met them. - I know.

You okay? You up for the challenge?

Hey! Open the door!

- Hi! - Hi.

- Hi. - My darling.

Hi.

What's going on?

- Hi. - Hi.

Hello, family.

Oh, my God, look how big you are.

- Pleasure. - Welcome, Spencer.

- Good to meet you finally. - Good to meet you.

- I'm so glad you're here. - I'm so glad to be here.

- I feel like I'm hallucinating. - So happy to have you.

It's a trip coming from the city to this.

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'Where's Mary boy?'

Pratt daddy?

Pratt daddy is, uh...

...with his wife in Colorado.

I'll bet you right now, he's riding horseback

in the mountains.

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- Who's calling? - Oh!

- It's Pratt. - Oh.

- Is he on right on the... - Hello.

- Brody Jenner. - 'What up?'

You having fun out in the, in the outback?

It's surreal, she's from a different world

than we grew up in, Mr. Jenner, I'll tell you that.

Rookie.

We're all here at the barbecue.

'It's the most beautiful day out in Malibu right now.'

'We're chilling. Some ladies.'

Oh, wait! You don't care about that.

Yeah, well, you guys can, uh, pretend I'm there.

'Well, you're blowing it.'

Tell Heidi's dad and mom I say hello, okay?

''Cause I guess they're gonna be my best friend's'

future mother and father-in-law, so...

Uh, talk to you later. Peace.

While he's horseback riding, we should go on the kayaks.

- Maybe I'll go on the kayaks. - Hi!

- Oh! - Oh!

Ah, Lo and Lala in the house!

- Hi, you guys. - What's up, my lady?

- Good to see you. - Good to you see you, too.

I'm glad you guys came. We're about to go on the kayaks.

We're gonna get our fitness on.

You guys should get on the one next to us and start racing.

I'm not going on the kayak.

- You're at a beach. - I'm too afraid.

- You want a boogie board? - 'Yeah, Serena.'

Ah, hutt.

Go, go, go.

'Oh, oh.'

'Go, go, go.'

Go, go, go.

Ah, my finger.

Ah!

- I broke my finger. - You alright?

Yeah, I'm fine. Swear to God, swear to God.

- It's broken, trust me. - It is.

It's broken, I know about that.

Yeah, Lauren did it.

This has really nice stuff in here.

Did you want to go in anywhere?

I got to get a Crested Butte T-shirt ASAP.

Let's go in and get your T-shirt.

I tried to buy you one before and Heidi was like

"Don't send him a T-shirt."

'What do you think about Spencer?'

He's... nice.

He's-he's polite.

And as long as that's the person you like, then...

Yeah, I've always said I wanted, you know

a guy like my daddy, so...

Well, if you think he's that way, then

that's all that's important to me.

'No, I love him a lot.'

I'll take it slow, though, you know.

One day at a time.

I need to talk with him and see how...

...see, you know, I haven't had that talk with him.

Well, let me know if you have that talk.

Yeah, I look forward to it.

That won't move past.

Oh, my God.

Here, let me see. Isn't that bad.

I-I swear to God, look.

Was that playing football?

This part won't move right here.

I'm just gonna go get this checked out.

Okay. Bye.

- 'Thanks, daddy.' - 'You're welcome, sweetie.'

- So good. - Nice out here today, too.

- Yeah. - Nice little breeze.

- Everybody good? - We're all good.

- Can I get anything for you? - I'm good, thanks.

Spence? Let's go have a little talk.

What do you say, buddy?

Let's do that.

- Be back in a little bit. - See you back, buddy.

If I'm not back, come get me.

Well, I'm glad you came out and, uh...

I get a chance to meet you and we can talk

a little bit and I can get to know you a little better.

You know, I just want to kind of build that trust

that I have with Heidi with you somehow.

I mean, all I can tell you is, in my whole life, I never

never thought I was gonna be the kind of person

that wanted to get so serious with a girl ever.

'Cause I was like, "Oh, I'll get married when I'm 50."

'And it's like, at the end of the day'

I just love spending

every second with Heidi, so...

But Heidi has been this type of gal that

would be very social, and then she would get

a boyfriend, and she would lose all of her friends

because she would kind of, they would become secondary to her.

And, I mean, now all she has is you.

But if things were to go south, what would happen to her?

I-I just hate to have her have all her eggs in one basket.

'Look at him. He's such a flirt.'

'He's been ignoring me all afternoon.'

Serious, that guy should be jumping to date you.

Right?

I mean, it's way worse. I got to get surgery in ten days.

- What? - Oh, my God!

That's all 'cause of you. It's all 'cause of you.

Well, you won't believe, I'll show you what happened.

'Oh, my God! You've got an X-ray!'

Well, laugh it up, guys.

All they do is laugh. Yeah, keep on laughing.

Can't wait till it happens to you.

I'm so happy that you're in a loving

'mature relationship.'

Spencer could be the guy that ends up being

you know, your husband.

Could be, that's who I want to be.

Well, he's made a huge effort to come all the way out here to

Colorado and get to know your family, and...

I can't imagine my life without Spencer.

Like, he's my best friend. He's my boyfriend.

He's my everything, and I got no--

I know, and that's kind of my concern

because I don't think--

You don't need to be concerned

this is my life and what I'm doing--

My only concern for you is, if, you know

that you guys end up having trouble

where are you gonna go?

I have a lot of friends.

A lot of Spencer's friends, and they have girlfriends

and hang out with a lot of them, and...

What happened between you and Lauren?

It seemed like it was just all of a sudden--

She was upset that I was spending time with Spencer.

That couldn't be the only thing, there must be something...

It just seems to me that there's a lot, I mean, if you...

I don't even want to talk about this right now.

It just seems like everything's getting magnified.

I just don't think we'll ever be friends again.

And that's it.

I feel really bad. I'm so sorry you got hurt.

I'm gonna tell him what everybody said to him.

Because girlfriend of mine, Lauren laughed at me

when I walked in.

It's kind of funny, though.

Just listen to me, right now, if you were to

start laughing at me, it'd be like, "It's kind of funny."

But when I first walked in, for you to just laugh at me...

Brody, look at me, look at me. If I was like...

"I hurt my finger and I got to get my finger fixed."

And I came back with a full, like arm cast to my elbow

it would be a little funny, 'cause it was unexpected.

You have to understand something.

I'm a little insecure about this, okay?

'So please understand that.'

It's not a big deal, but it's like, it kind of sucks.

Will you guys just chill out, please?

God. See, that was nice.

I still can't believe you painted this whole place.

'Every stroke.'

I would love to come and help you guys.

I would love to paint your apartment.

Heidi just repainted our apartment.

- Heidi painted our apartment. - A nice white.

It's a very beautiful color.

So, Spencer, I'm impressed with your commitment with this ring.

'I just got it because I wanted her to know'

I think of her as a wife.

I live together, you know, with her.

'Wait, I think before you make an ultimate commitment'

'with someone, you need to go through'

'some really rough times, you know'

'and bounce back from those, and...'

I would marry her today, so, I mean, it's...

she deserves the world, so...

'I'm ready when she is.'

Where's Whitney? She should have been here at 8:00.

I was at work with her today, and she was not feeling well

all day, so she went home.

Spencer's not here, either.

- You guys are good? - Yeah. No, we're good.

- It's... We're good. - I honestly--

He's just always with Heidi constantly.

No, I know, I get that.

Because, honestly, like, the last

whatever times I've seen you out, never Spence...

I get it. I lost a best friend last year, too.

'Now, I see why she hates on every'

'other chocolate souffle in LA.'

This is the real deal.

Excuse me. I'll be right back.

'We'll be waiting.'

What an angel.

'So, Spencer, it seems to me that Lauren saw'

'as Heidi getting taken away from her.'

Why does there have to be an either or?

It's literally like a stubborn, immature, selfish

little girl who's like, "I want Heidi to myself!

You don't share her."

It's literally like that. That's what it's about.

Heidi could have benefited from having her as a best friend

and you as a boyfriend. There's room for everybody.

Especially with a heart as big as Heidi's.

What are you talking about?

As a best friend, you know, to be there

for two years, and to work as hard as you did--

Why are we talking about Lauren?

My mom, she's was like, "I'm so glad you

have Audrina in LA because I love Audrina so much."

And she's been such a good roommate.

It's hard to find good friends.

Heidi is just, she let Hollywood go to her head.

It changed her, it turned her into a different person

and she let a guy influence her.

You know what I mean?

I know, but you don't, like, understand.

I know guys do do that

but you just got to stick with your friends.

But only to a point. Like, Jason hated Heidi.

Like, he hated her.

And, like, he always said, like, "I don't care

like, your friends like me."

You don't wanna let people in. It's hard for you.

And once you let those people in, you don't want to

let them go, and when they... up you're like

"Why would you do that to me?

"Like I gave you my feelings.

I did everything for you, andyou screwed me over."

It's like... I wish Heidi was a better person

but, I mean, you have Lo, you have Jill.

You have all your amazing friends, Lauren.

I love you to death.

I would do anything for you, ever.

It's just hard losing a best friend.

I know.

- I love you. - I love you too.

'Alright, I'm gonna go to bed.'

I'll be in there if you need anything.

- Alright, I love you. - Love you.

I'm gonna go grab us a couple of drinks.

I haven't seen Justin in forever.

I'm gonna try to call him.

He probably won't even answer.

Hey, Justin left this on the couch.

He put my helmet on the couch?

'He just left me? He's gone?'

- Really? - I'm sorry.

Seriously, I'm done.

- I'm done. - I know.

- I can't do it anymore. - Look at me.

Homeboy wore combat boots to the beach.

I know you don't wanna call that your boyfriend.

I know you don't.

Him leaving this on the table

not saying bye, like... I'm done.

I'm over it.

Hey, baby.

Life's tough.

- Get a helmet. - Well, get a helmet!

- I love you. - I love you.