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Previously on "The Hills..."

Spencer made some changes to his and Heidi's apartment.

You said we needed to get some art.

And that wasn't all he was changing.

And I love you more than anything in the whole world.

Audrina was trying to decide

if Justin was boyfriend material.

I've never had a boyfriend before

and this is, like, hard for me.

But after Heidi, I was determined

to stay out of it.

I'm keeping my opinions to myself.

They just get me in trouble.

And now Audrina was about to find out

sometimes the baddest boys

are the hardest to stay away from.

Tonight, me and Justin are gonna go

get drinks at Bella.

'You should come and meet with us'

'and then we can just all go out.'

How are you guys? Are you good?

It's not like, I'm not gonna rush it

to be boyfriend and girlfriend.

And, like, I've never really

had like a real relationship, so...

How you're 22 and never had a real relationship?

I have commitment issues.

Would you want him to be your boyfriend

or you're just like, "Whatever?"

I wanna hang out with him a little more

before I make that decision.

Honestly, like, I don't even know the guy.

You know what I mean? Like, I've talked to him like two seconds.

Like, you could talk to him tonight and see.

That'll be fun. I wanna meet you guys for drinks.

Yeah. You should come out.

Y-you know, you're a smart girl.

You know what you're doing.

Go with your gut, but use your head.

Yeah. We'll see.

Hey!

- 'Hey, Heidi.' - How you doing?

- 'Good. How are you?' - Good. Working?

Yep.

What's that on your finger?

- This? - Come over here right now.

O-M-G!

Oh, my God! It's so beautiful!

Thank you.

So, tell me all the details. When did it happen?

Okay, so, it was last weekend.

And, um, we were up at the beach house.

He was like, "I have a surprise for you" and, you know--

And you did not see it coming.

No, no, 'cause after the spray-painting on the walls--

I didn't hear anything about that.

You don't know he spray-painted on the wall?

- No. - So, he did that.

And I was just like, "Oh, what kind of surprise is it?"

You're not pregnant, are you?

- No way. - Okay.

- No way. - So, you're fully engaged?

I think I'm going to have a panic attack

thinking about, like, planning a wedding.

Oh, yeah, now, are you gonna do it, like

a big wedding or small wedding?

Or are you not even thinking about it?

I am not even... I have no idea.

- Can we have a lingerie brunch? - Yeah.

I think that when I was at your age

I would have been, like, "Are you kidding me? No way."

But it's like, if you meet a Spencer at my age

you know, it's a whole different thing, like...

You know, it's like, he's not only my... fiance...

You know, it's like, he's, like, my soul mate.

Yeah, I mean, my advice to you is just to make sure

that you take a lot of time with your engagement.

I don't think you should buy a wedding dress anytime soon.

No. Long time.

I think you should just start with the magazines.

'You know, like, let's just go with the magazines.'

♪ Oh yeah! ♪

♪ Oh yeah! ♪

Oh, you need to get some furniture for your pad. The--

Oh, like, I do need to get some furniture.

But H-Heidi wanted to go furniture shopping.

Heidi's probably, like...

- Let's go here. - I want to go in here.

Thank you, Spencer.

- Hello, gentlemen. - Hello.

'It's summertime, player. I got to get my gear on.'

We need to get board shorts for Cabo.

Black. Hell yeah.

So... how did, uh...

I'm scared to ask.

How did Santa Barbara go?

It went amazing.

I never thought I'll be, at 23, wanting to marry a girl.

It's like, I used to think marriage was the dumbest thing

for guys who couldn't get laid and like, were like--

I do remember you used to say that.

I used to say, like, it was from back in the day.

They'd say, "Hey, I'm gonna give you half my money

all you got to do is make my food and hang out with me."

Make my food.

Yes, I was very against it.

And then you meet somebody like Heidi

who makes you realize you could spend your whole life

with one girl forever and be happy.

Yo, I'm curious to know, if you're getting married

where are we going for this bachelor party?

I'll throw you a bachelor party.

- I'm not getting married. - 'No, that's my point.'

It'll be called a bachelor party for single Brody.

Oh, shut up.

You said, you've been a bachelor for 23 years.

That's good 'cause you're about to be married.

You ain't having any sex at all.

I know married couples. They don't have sex.

So what's going on, girlie?

Not too much. What have you been up to?

Just working. What about you?

Well, tonight I'm going out with Audrina and Justin

third-wheeling it.

That's fun.

I don't know what attracts her so much to him.

He's a good-looking guy.

But looks can only take you so far.

He, like, abandoned her in Vegas.

And if those bad traits show up

right at the beginning of a relationship

it's just, like, a red flag immediately.

Like, I want to try really hard to like him.

'You know what I mean, like, I've never really sat'

'and had a conversation with him.'

So, we'll see. Maybe he deserves another chance.

'You got to tell me how that goes.'

Oh, I will.

- Hi! - Your hair looks amazing.

Thanks.

Um, so, I went shopping with Brody today.

What is that?

What is that?

It's a little detail for the pad. It's--

But an insect?

No, the insect's gonna be covered by

uh, "Lethal Enforcer."

Are we gonna put like a painting over this or something?

These are original, vintage graphics, babe.

It's from 1980. This is a collector's item.

Want to play one player or two?

Neither. I have to get dressed.

- When is it going back? - What?

When is it going back?

What do you mean "Going back?"

Going back to wherever you got it from.

It's for here forever.

What?

Whoa, watch your head.

I thought we were getting a table in here.

Well, let's get a pool table.

A table, like, to eat on or something.

Oh, my God.

When is Lauren coming?

She's on her way.

You look all comfy.

I know. I was laying around all day.

- Are you sick? - I feel like...

I don't know what it is.

- Hi. - Hi!

- How are you? - Good. How are you?

Good.

Did you drive your bike here?

Yeah.

I love bikes but...

...you be careful.

Yeah.

It's precious cargo you got there.

- Hey. - 'You burp a lot.'

Excuse you, mister. God.

So, any-who...

What do you think, Lauren? Do you think he's a good guy?

You know, it takes more than a couple drinks to tell.

It's not about all me this time, you know?

'Tell me what you think about me.'

Give me my evaluation.

No, I want it. I want to hear it.

You love Lauren, right?

I'm actually really in love with her.

- I didn't know who to-- - Date her.

I'm trying to, but I got to get

through you to get to her.

You're such a...

Do you want your evaluation?

No. I don't care.

Audrina cares.

It is what it is. Let's go.

It is what it is.

Well, I'm glad we got to do drinks.

Audrina, call me later.

- I love you. - I love you.

Be safe.

I'll call you in a little bit.

Justin... please be careful driving with her.

Oh.

I'm so sleepy today.

I'm so... I could go to sleep right now.

So, Justin, last night, was being weird.

It was so awkward.

Uh, it was awkward for you?

I'm glad you were there with me.

You try being the third wheel on that date.

He wasn't nice.

No, he wasn't.

- I'm sorry. - Yep.

He was really rude and disrespectful.

Really, though, like, when you look at Justin

do you say, "Oh, there looks like a gentleman?"

No.

Do you think I should even call him

and hear what he has to say?

Do you really wanna know what I think or are you just asking?

Oh, obviously not.

You are... You know what I'm gonna say.

I know what you're gonna say 'cause that's what I'm thinking.

Just leave it.

You should have a guy that makes you feel

happier, not upset.

You know what I mean?

I don't think that's much to ask for.

So, are you done? Are you, like, 100% done?

Spencer] 'Um, so, after cooking, I realized'

that on Monday, we need to go

like you've been saying, buy plates... spoons.

- 'A table.' - Yeah.

I definitely think you're right.

'We need to get a, uh, coffee table.'

Or a dining room table.

A dining room table?

Mm-hmm.

'And what else do we need?'

We need everything.

We don't even have anything in here.

This mural is so much more fun to look at

than a blank wall.

I feel like we're literally in a playhouse.

I talked to Elodie about living here

and about this, and the video games.

And she was just like, "Spencer doesn't

make the decisions with you, he just does that?"

And I was just kind of, like...

"Yeah, I guess he does.

I guess we're not making these decisions together."

They're not decisions. They're surprises.

Okay, there's a difference between surprises

and coming home and seeing in, like...

spray paint all over the walls and video games there and like--

- 'That's stressful?' - It was a little stressful.

'Which part was stressful?'

Thinking the landlord's gonna come up and kick us out.

Well, I love having this power.

I'm so excited for Pinkberry.

- Hu-hu-huh. - I love Pinkberry.

You're such a little kid. I love it.

I know, and I got fruity pebbles, too.

I haven't had fruity pebbles in a really long time

and they looked really good.

I haven't had them, like, ever.

Where'd you go? What was last night?

Wednesday? Les Deux? Anything fabulous happen?

No. I'm kind of in a rut.

Let's get you out of your rut.

How is, uh, Audrina?

Is she still, um, dating Justin Bobby or whatever?

I went out to have drinks with them the other night.

Mm-hmm.

- It was not good. - What do you mean?

He's just weird. Like... I don't know.

It was just like, he was just like being disrespectful.

- You know what I mean? - No.

If it was any other guy, I would have been like

"No," but I was, like, trying to like him for her sake.

Well, I don't know.

- I'm supposed to work out. - What?

I'm supposed to work out in like an hour.

- Are you going to? - I really don't want to.

Then don't. Skip it. Eat your Pinkberry and enjoy life.

Here, I'm calling Audrina real quick.

Okay.

Hey, um, question.

Did you decide, are-are we going to the gym?

Are you really?

Okay, well, um...

...I wish you luck.

I'll talk to you later. Bye.

Ooh. She's going to meet Justin Bobby.

Why? I thought he was being mean.

I hate it, I really wanna like, uh

like, I wanna like the guy she likes

but... I can't do the roommate

thing with a sucky boyfriend.

You already did that once. It didn't work out so well.

I can't do it.

Are you eating my hair?

- Hi. - Hi.

I haven't talked to you in, like, a week.

I know. Why?

- Why? - I don't know.

'Cause Friday night was weird.

Yeah, I know it was weird.

Wasn't it?

It was a bad night for me, and it just kept getting worse.

Why?

You were grumpy and mean and--

I know. I was sick.

You were sick. You shouldn't have came out if you were sick.

I know.

But I wanted to hang out.

I don't think it was that big of a thing.

Sorry.

I don't know.

It was awkward, weird situation.

How's your roommate?

Lauren?

She just thought some of your comments

were really rude, so...

I didn't mean anything by it.

I don't know. I thought she--

'It's not a big deal.'

I don't-I don't really care...

...truthfully.

I don't know, maybe we're just better off as friends.

What do you think?

I mean...

You tell me.

I don't-I don't know. I'm not good with commitment.

I am not good with--

Well, you're like me and that's

why we have these issues.

I know.

So... we have a choice.

We have a choice to either... be like, it, peace

and, you know, kick rocks and be acquaintances.

Or we can be cool with each other

and enjoy the company and have fun when we go out

and do things and not let the... get in the way.

'But if we look beyond it and we're just cool with it--'

So, do you want to look beyond it?

I've already looked beyond it. I don't... I...

I take you for who you are and the person you are

and the heart that you have.

And I don't let anybody

interfere with that.

I think truth and time tells all.

Okay, so, cheers to truth and time.

'Yo, y...'

Yo-yo.

Hi.

Surprise! I have a surprise for you!

Are you kidding right now?

I mean, were you kidding when you put it up?

This is a surprise, just like you surprised me.

I surprised you with a beautiful mural.

You surprised me with a... boring white wall.

You can't really be mad at me.

- I can't? - 'No.'

I mean, I just can't even believe you did this.

Well, we can decide what to do with this wall together.

'I mean, I don't know what to tell you.'

You can't be mad at me. I mean...

- I can. - No, you can't.

I mean, I thought we should make decisions together

what furniture we get, what we put on the walls

what dishes we get.

You know, it's all us being together. That's--

I totally agree.

You know, if we're really gonna, you know, do this

engagement thing and everything, it's, like...

our whole life, our decisions... are together.

- Hmm? - Hmm, yeah.

Hmm.

So, from now on

should we agree to make decisions together?

What could I do without you?

Don't say it like that.

Anyways, so this is what it is. So...

So this is what it is. So great.

Great, great painting job.

Thank you. I thought I did well.