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Last season on "The Hills..."

Living in Los Angeles taught me

some tough lessons last year.

I broke up with the love of my life

and my oldest and best friend totally betrayed me.

You did something really shady, and you did it behind my back.

It wasn't all Brody. It was you.

My roommate, Heidi, started dating a guy

that I just didn't trust.

Spencer. He walked in with two blonde bimbos.

- What blonde bimbos? - I've never seen them before.

And eventually, it tore us apart.

He's a sucky person!

- He's a sucky person! - Lauren.

Heidi finally decided to move in with Spencer.

If I do this with you, you're gonna be serious, right?

No more messing around.

- No playmates? - Deal.

And I knew that our friendship would never be the same.

I don't want it to be, like I move out

and that's the end of it, you know.

It's not like that at all.

It might be though, Heidi.

But a lot's happened since then.

Whitney graduated from college

and she got the job at "Teen Vogue."

There's a world of difference between

being an intern and an employee.

And now she's my boss.

Audrina and I settled in as roommates

and it's been so much fun.

I felt like I had it all back on track.

But then I heard something that made me realize

that Heidi and I could never be friends again.

- Hey! - Hey!

Look at you with your own desk.

I know, so official.

Oh, my God, they moved everything around in here.

- I know. - It looks good though.

And all the clothes are more organized and everything, too.

Like, all the sweaters and the shoes back there.

I'm so proud of you and your new job.

- Thank you. - Are you gonna be my boss man?

Supposedly. How are you doing?

I didn't tell you what happened?

No.

Started having, like, my friends

coming up to me and just telling me, like

really, like, rude, horrible rumors.

Like, the next thing I know, all the exact same things

they were telling me, like

ended up, like, on the Internet.

Horrible.

And it got back to Laguna

and my parents.

What were the rumors?

They basically were saying that, like

me and Jason made, like, inappropriate videotapes.

Ay.

'Who does that?'

I just could never understand hating someone so much

that you want to do something like that to them.

Have you heard from Heidi, lately?

- Delivery! - Hey! You got the TVs?

- What is that? - 'A jelly aquarium.'

A what?

I didn't even know you were looking for a fish tank.

Are you working on invites?

- Yeah, I was. - Look at you.

I need the guest list of who's coming

for the housewarming party.

The guests? I don't think we have a guest list.

'Cause I invite friends and tell friends

to invite friends, so I don't know what--

So, how many people are coming?

'I invited Brody, Frankie'

I invited your boy.

I invited Gino, Panaro. What about you?

Who are you gonna invite?

I'll invite Lauren and Audrina and then, um, Whitney.

I already invited. That's pretty much it.

We'll see if we can get them on the list.

- Hey! - Hi. How are you?

Good. Haven't seen you in so long.

- How's work going? - Good.

Yeah? You just sit here by yourself?

Um, Spencer and I are having a little housewarming party.

I wanted to see if you and Lauren wanted to come.

One for both of you.

If you want to come, I talked to Whitney

and I think she should be coming.

- Whitney is gonna go? - Mm-hmm.

Okay, I'll deliver it to Lauren.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, so, if you guys can come.

- 'Yeah!' - If not but--

Um, but it was good seeing you.

I have to go take these to the mailroom.

- Okay, bye. - Bye.

Oh, my God.

- Chiara. - Hi.

Oh, my God.

Heidi just came in here right now.

Is she still here?

No, she just left.

What was she doing here?

She came her to give us

housewarming invitations.

Argh, I didn't even tell you the story, but, like

she hasn't called Lauren once since she's moved out.

We've heard from friends that her and Spencer

were talking so much crap on Lauren

saying really mean, mean things.

'Saying that Lauren was no one without Heidi'

and she could never get in any club without her.

That's so pathetic.

You know what's the bad thing?

Lauren's mom called her.

She was like, "Lauren...

"...there's these rumors on, on these websites

saying that you and Jason have a sex-tape out."

And Lauren's like, "What?"

I cannot even imagine.

Even if these rumors are going around

she could have called her and been, like

you know, like, "I'm sorry." Like, "Are you okay?"

Even if they had nothing to do

with the rumors in the first place.

We don't have any real proof

but they were best friends

and for Heidi just to stand back and not do anything

and then for her to come in here and give us invitations

and expect us to go to her housewarming party?

- It's not gonna happen. - No. That's really weird. Ugh.

I mean, I have Lauren's back, regardless.

'Oh, my God, I have to tell you something.'

Audrina was at work today, and Heidi walked into her work.

Really?

She came to give us invitations

'to her housewarming party tonight.'

That's strange. Does she really think you're gonna go?

No. She can't think I'm gonna go.

I feel bad not going, but at the same time

I just think I would feel really uncomfortable being there.

- She's in a different world. - Yeah.

Oh, well, hope she has fun.

So, what are we doing tonight?

'We're going to Les Deux. You should come.'

Almost every time I go there, I meet a cute guy.

Really? That sounds fun.

'Oh, yeah.'

'Unbelievable.'

Wait till you taste these things.

- Jenny! - Hi!

- Oh, my God! - Oh, I love you.

Spencer better pay me for this.

Hi, nice to meet you.

You guys, margarita's in here.

Your apartment is so cute.

Okay.

Whitney, come here, pretty.

'Refill, playboy.'

I shouldn't even be drinking.

It's Friday night. You're 23 years old.

Brody is such a good influence.

Who wants one?

Oh, what a nice party. I'm so glad that you came.

- I know. - I'm so, so glad--

- I'm so glad to see you. - I missed you so much.

I'm totally focused on, like, my real friendships right now.

'Like, you're a very important person to me.'

I know.

'I'm just really glad that'

you know, I'm here and we're talking.

I'm just glad that you're part of my fresh start.

You know, I'm glad that you're here

to really be a part of all this

because, you know, you mean so much to me.

- 'Did you invite Lauren?' - I did.

I wish, you know, she were here to see how much fun this is.

Lauren?

How are you feeling?

'I think the girls' pre-party'

before going out isn't always a good idea.

No. No more. We can't start so early. Oh.

- I have the worst headache. - Oh, yeah.

'What time did you get home?'

6:00 in the morning.

The club closes at 2:00. What did you do for four hours?

We went back to Justin's apartment.

- So you hooked up with him? - We made out.

You made out with that guy from London.

Oh, God.

- You guys kissed a lot. - No, we didn't.

- It wasn't just once. - Really?

Yes.

No.

I liked all your friends last night.

You know, they loved you actually.

They seem very nice, all of them.

Oh, Frankie invited us to his birthday party

at Les Deux tonight.

Oh, yeah? Is, um, Lauren going?

'Um, she actually just called me.'

I just missed her call, and I'll call her back and ask her.

I wish that Audrina and Lauren would have come last night.

I mean, I totally accept that she doesn't like me

but she shouldn't take that out on you.

I know, our friendship shouldn't suffer from it.

'So, what time do we have to be at Frankie's?'

'Let's go around 10:00.'

So, I told you I saw Brody, right?

He came up to me and was really nice at first

and then he started saying how we didn't go

to the housewarming party and how we missed out.

- That's just rude though. - It is really rude.

When you've disrespected someone so much

they're not gonna be there for you.

They're not, no, not at all.

And at this point, I have no intention

of being there for her.

Oh, well. What can you do?

All I know is, "Thank you for getting out of my life."

Because now I have a better roommate and a better apartment

'and I'm just in a better situation.'

- Yeah. - Cheers. Frankie's birthday.

Let's go have fun. Who cares?

It's done and over with.

It's gonna be a long night.

That looks good.

And those are the shoes?

I think so.

I'm dying to see if Lauren, Audrina, and Whitney

show up to Frankie's birthday.

Somebody they've known for three months

and they didn't show up to their best friend's

housewarming apartment party.

So I wrote Lauren a letter about

'not coming to the housewarming party.'

Let me read these.

'Well, how about you don't read them? They're personal.'

Oh!

Okay. So, should we go?

Oh, look at this.

You come in handy so often these days.

Frankie's here! The birthday boy!

'Oh!'

Oh!

'Frankie! Happy birthday!'

'Oh, yeah!'

- Happy birthday! - Out of my mind.

I just wanted my... Yo, listen.

Not really.

- 'Lauren?' - 'I don't want to talk to you.'

- 'What is your problem?' - 'I don't understand.'

Heidi, you're a different person.

You're not my friend anymore. I don't...

I really, I don't care about you.

I don't ever, ever wanna talk to you again.

I think that's really sad, Lauren.

- I think you're really sad. - I feel bad for you.

'I always feel bad for you, Lauren, always.'

- No, you're a bad person. - What did I do? What did I do?

I was there for you through everything

and now you're mad at me, it's like, oh, come on, seriously.

- You know why I'm mad at you? - Why, Lauren?

- You know why I'm mad at you. - Why?

- You know what you did. - Why? What did I do?

- You know what you did! - What did I do? What?

'Heidi, you're brainwashed. You're a different person now.'

- You guys are crazy. - Yes, you're crazy.

What did I do? What did I do?

- 'You guys are sick people.' - What did we do?

- You say... What did you do? - Yeah.

What did you do? What did you do?

You started a sick little rumor about me.

- I didn't start any rumor. - 'Oh, really, nothing?'

'Lauren!'

Ugh!

She is playing Miss Innocent.

She knows exactly what she did.

I'm so... mad right now.

You don't know what just went on.

'Oh, I'm so hungry.'

'Oh, my God, I totally forgot to tell you what happened.'

- What? - I went to Les Deux.

For, uh, Frankie's birthday, right?

So, I walked in with Frankie and everyone.

Lauren was at the table, right?

And she got up from the table and left.

- So I was like, "Okay." Yeah! - What?

And it's like I didn't even think we had a problem.

So I go downstairs to see what's wrong

and she starts looking at me so crazy, and she's like

"You know what you did," and starts screaming at me.

"You're pathetic! You're brainwashed!

Spencer brainwashed you!"

And I'm just like, "What are you talking about?"

'What are you guys gonna do now?'

I don't know. I guess we're not really friends or...

I don't know.

- I mean, do you even care? - 'I mean, I do, but--'

- 'Like, do you miss her?' - I mean, only to an extent.

It's like, you know, she hates my boyfriend...

I just feel like it's more drama than anything.

Yeah, it's like I'm not a child--

And then for Audrina just to take her side--

I'm not a catty girl, and I'm not...

You know, I don't have time for this.

Forget it.

- Hello. - How are you?

'I'm pretty good. How are you?'

- Good. - You look pretty.

Thank you. I like your jacket.

Thank you.

Did you go out last night?

No, actually.

I took the night off. Did you?

- It was Frankie's birthday. - 'Oh, yeah?'

You have a good time?

It was alright. I got in a fight with Heidi, though.

'Heidi was there?'

Was there a confrontation?

She was like, "I don't understand

why you're mad at me."

W-T-F.

And she just won't take any responsibility for it.

I mean, it's sad that I lost her as a friend.

It's sad the things she did to me.

Mm-hmm, but maybe you haven't lost her forever.

I don't want a friend that I know I will never trust again.

Right, I know.

I feel like, lately

or at least since I've known you

it's been really difficult with friends.

It's like, you've had a lot of problems with friends.

I'm lucky that I have Lo that moved back.

And I have you at work and I have Audrina in my apartment.

But, I literally feel like one of my friends died.

You know what I mean? Like, that friend is gone.

It's so sad.

She's just not a part of my life anymore.

Maybe that's a good thing.

Yeah, and maybe you'll be better off, you know.

I am so far.