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Previously on "The Hills..."

Surprise!

Heidi reminded me what a good friend she was

when she threw me a surprise birthday party.

Heidi, the love of my life

loves Lauren more than anything in the world.

- 'Happy birthday.' - Cheers!

But Spencer kept pressuring her to move in.

There's a big difference between your friends

and people you're romantically

'and intimately involved with.'

Whitney was about to graduate college

and it was time to start thinking about her career.

I'm just ready to have, like, more responsibility.

But we had already learned that the fashion industry

had tough competition.

She's not coming, Emily.

Why don't you take a seat at the table?

'And you can take the other girls down. They're gonna go.'

Whitney really wanted to move up at "Teen Vogue"

but she was about to find out that sometimes the last step

is the hardest.

'As you know, the Oscars are this week'

'and we have a wonderful opportunity.'

Andre Leon Talley is coming into town.

'Andre is the editor-at-large at "Vogue"'

and they're doing a segment of "Good Morning America."

'We have now collected 30 dresses'

worn by famous actresses to the Oscars.

- Wow. - Wow.

You will have Emily from New York.

'She's coming out to help on this event.'

'She will be modeling one of the dresses in the show.'

- Any questions? - Um...

No, but do you have a second to talk?

- Absolutely. Yeah. Okay. - I'm...

- 'Thanks.' - I'm gonna go to the closet.

- 'Okay.' - Sorry.

As you know, I'm graduating in May.

And I just wanted to know, like, what realm of this whole world

I could possibly work in? Just kind of want your input.

'And what do you think? What are you thinking?'

I don't know, it would be my dream to work for you

to work for Amy.

It's, uh, there is a job possibility

here at "Teen Vogue"

and that's as a fashion contributor.

So it's a great time for you to be graduating from college

'and looking for a job.'

There are other interns that also have

the same qualifications and will be interviewing

'for the same job.'

♪ Oh it all looks good ♪

♪ I knew I had it coming ♪

♪ And I get high just thinkin' ♪

♪ 'Bout my dreams ♪

- Hi. - Hey.

- How'd it go? - 'Good.'

Basically, she said that...

...they're looking for someone to fill

the position called, like, a fashion contributor.

'She said there's a bunch of other interns'

that would be applying, blah, blah, blah.

Ah, it's gonna be a little competitive.

Yeah.

I would not wanna compete with Emily.

So I just kinda have to, like, I guess, prove myself.

And, you know, especially with this shoot coming up.

Let's make you look good.

Yeah.

Whoo!

Thank you. Alright.

This is... a feast.

Thank you.

So I had fun at Lauren's birthday.

'Uh, I think it's very ironic'

that I ended up somehow making

Lauren Conrad's, um, birthday toast.

I bet she hated that more than anything.

What was that birthday toast about though?

You thought I was nice. I was trying to be mean.

Spence...

What?

I feel like if we really did start thinking about

moving in together, honestly, it's like...

...we'd have to really make sure that there's never gonna be

another, like, Playmate incident, like

you know, those things, they can't happen again.

How much I love you now compared to where we were at then

is... from Earth to the Moon.

So...

I think moving in would be brilliant.

We'd have to really...

...you know, like, trust each other, I mean, like--

You don't trust me?

I mean, I just don't even know what to say.

It's like, I don't...

'Cause I know I trust you.

Where's Super Emily?

'Your competition has arrived.'

- Hi, how are you? - How are you?

- Good. How are you? - Good.

So, ladies, just quickly to go over with you

Andre's gonna be here in a few minutes.

'Um, Lauren? I'm just making sure you're listening.'

- Yeah. - 'Um, okay.'

So when he gets here

if we could just eliminate

'as much chaos as possible'

with all the people and everything...

- 'Okay.' - Okay?

- 'Okay.' - Thanks, guys.

This is so exciting, I mean, this is, like

such a huge thing to be doing.

- 'I know.' - 'I remember all of these.'

'The pink one's the Gwyneth Paltrow one.'

- Right? - Very good.

The blue one's the Hilary Swank.

I wanna wear all of this stuff.

♪ Na na na ♪

♪ Na na-na na na na-na ♪

'Okay, tell me exactly what his job is. I know he's like...'

'He's the editor-at-large at "Vogue"'

as in he's, like, the premier "Vogue" person.

- 'Next to Anna Wintour.' - Wow.

You look fabulous in this dress, fabulous.

'See, it's just changing the dress on her.'

♪ Na na na na na-na na na na-na... ♪

'I like that shoe. That's the shoe.'

That's the heel, Lauren.

- This is pretty. - Mm-hmm.

'Where's the Manolo flat that you just had?'

'Is there enough... Oh!'

'Oh, she's learning, the little intern.'

Oh, and she's asserting herself. Assertiveness.

That's the way you go ahead in life. That's it.

'She asserted herself. Divine.'

♪ This love emotion ♪

♪ And I can't escape from you ♪

♪ And you can't escape me ♪

Ooh!

Let's see you walking in this.

Okay, I think you might wanna try that sandal.

What about Sue London? Have you seen those flats?

No. What do they look like?

They're basic flats that come in every color.

Yeah?

Are you a model? The lady in the little top?

- She should be, right? - No. I'm an intern.

An intern. You should be a model.

She walked in one of the "Teen Vogue" shows.

You're beautiful. You should be a model.

- Thank you. - 'You never modeled?'

No one's told you you should model?

'No, never.'

I mean, people have said it because of my height, but...

Can we try a dress-up over here? Can we try--

What about trying Faye Dunaway's, uh, white dress?

- No. - It's making me sweat.

- Sophia Loren dress. - The Sophia Loren dress.

Really?

Look how skinny her legs are!

Oh, my goodness, no... Uh, you missed your calling.

She hasn't got a job yet, you know. She's just graduating.

'You know what she would look good in? It's in that...'

Hey, hey, hey...

Can you go back there and give her

the Hilary Swank dress? Guy LaRoche.

She's got the look, television look.

She's got that television face.

- 'Ooh, Whitney.' - 'Whoa! Come on.'

'A star is born!'

'A star is born!'

We're gonna put her in a show, she's going on that TV show.

She's going on the show in that dress.

You're looking great in the dress.

Thank you very much.

"Good Morning America," Whitney.

That's crazy!

You've been discovered.

♪ I'm dreamin' dreamin' ♪

♪ Dreamin' ♪

♪ I'll never let it go ♪

♪ Go go ♪

Have you seen my shoes?

Uh, what do they look like?

Uh, like, black stiletto pumps.

I'm afraid I have not seen any black stiletto pumps.

Damn, I have to go to work and I'm late.

And you know why I don't feel bad for you?

Oh, why?

'Cause if we lived together

you wouldn't have that

inconvenience of always having

to go get that last little thing

you forgot at your apartment.

That really helps right now.

- You know what, Heidi? - 'What, Spencer?'

Go to work and we'll talk about it when you get back.

- What is that supposed to mean? - I'm ready to get serious now.

It's like, I've been doing the whole

like, single Hollywood thing.

It's like, if you don't wanna get serious

you just need to tell me that.

I'm serious, does that mean I have

to move in with you? Is that the... It's like...

That's the next step? That's not fair, it's like--

It's not about the next step.

It's about making this relationship better.

So living together is gonna make...

'No, living with Lauren'

'is ruining our relationship.'

There's a difference between a best friend

and a best friend slash roommate.

'I would rather you live by yourself than with Lauren.'

Why don't you decide my living arrangements

and you can just tell me later?

I've already decided your living arrangements.

It's a huge thing, it's not just like

"Let's move in together." You know?

'This is probably the biggest decision'

I've ever had to make.

This is serious and you're the first girl

that I've ever wanted to take it

to that next level with and that's fine

if you don't wanna do that, let me just get out.

♪ My shining star is my ♪

♪ Delight ♪

♪ You got me rising high ♪

♪ Tonight ♪

♪ You are my shining star ♪

♪ You are my shining star ♪

♪ Shining star ♪

♪ Shining star ♪

'Alright, everybody. Quiet, please.'

'We're gonna go live in five, four, three...'

'Good morning, Andre.'

'Tell us a little bit about your exhibition.'

'Well, Laura Ziskin who's producing the Oscars this year'

'came to "Vogue" and to me and to Anna Wintour'

and said, "Let's have a great show

about historical Oscar fashion."

'So what we have is the history of Oscar fashion.'

We have these four extraordinary ladies

'coming down the steps now in a representation'

'that I think is so fabulous.'

'We start first with Didanka, who's wearing Barb... Uh...'

'Barbra Streisand's Arnold Scaasi dress, 1969'

'when she won the Oscar for "Funny Girl".'

Then we have Whitney, an intern from "Vogue" wearing

Hilary Swank's beautiful blue silk jersey dress

'from Guy LaRoche for the year when she got'

'"Million Dollar Baby," it's an extraordinary dress'

'and Hilary picked it because she thought'

'it'd be chilly that night, so she wanted long sleeves'

'but then when she turned around'

'you got all the drama'

'of an Oscar-gorgeous gown.'

'And then we have lovely Emily'

'another "Vogue" intern from New York'

'wearing Vera Wang's extraordinary dress'

'with a beautiful necklace from Fred Leighton'

'and it's all about couture with Vera'

'and this was a great hourglass shape'

'going to a bombastic sweep of skirt.'

You see glamour. You see style.

'Thanks, Andre.'

'Diane, back to you.'

'And we're clear.'

Honey, it's fine. It's a great way to begin your career.

Ouch! What happened?

- Great job. Thank you, dear. - I don't know.

You didn't fall on the floor, did you?

- No, I just went to the side. - It's a train.

'It's real. That's real.'

- 'Thank you.' - Thank you!

- Whitney! - Yeah.

- Hey, you okay? - Embarrassed.

Whitney, no, you were beautiful.

Please don't be sad. You looked perfect.

I highly doubt that.

Don't stress, it's fine.

- You looked great. - Thank you.

At least you didn't really fall.

Like, you could have actually fallen.

- Yeah. - I would've, on the ground...

Fell to the side.

- Whitney. - Relax.

- Why were you so upset? - No, it's fine.

♪ I should forget about it ♪

♪ There's always something in the way ♪

♪ Save yourself before you drown ♪

♪ Hearts get lost ♪

♪ And hearts are found ♪

'We need to talk about'

'"Good Morning, America."'

You did a great job, Whitney.

I know it was hard for you

'but it was really impressive.'

I think it was a really endearing moment.

Uh, everybody falls.

Uh, here's a letter from Amy Astley to you.

Oh, my gosh.

"Dear Whitney, even Naomi Campbell

"has taken a tumble on the runway

'so that puts you in great company."'

- That's so sweet. - 'It's really sweet.'

- Yeah. - And besides Amy Astley...

Anna Wintour also called to say that she thought

you did a really great job.

Wow.

You just recovered really well and dignified

and you represented us really well.

- So... - Okay, good, yeah.

I just didn't wanna disappoint you.

- You didn't. - Okay, good.

Um, on that note, we're thinking

that it would be a really great

idea for you to go to New York

to meet with Amy Astley about this job

that I spoke to you about before.

Wow.

That's amazing. Thank you.

I feel like I am really ready for this responsibility.

I highly recommend you.

'I think you've done a great job'

'but I talked to you about this before'

that Amy will be interviewing others.

- My gosh. Okay. - 'Alright.'

- Well, thank you so much. - 'You are so welcome.'

I feel really so honored to have this opportunity.

Well, we definitely wanna keep you in the family.

Yeah, I'm gonna take this, though.

- Yeah, that's for you. - 'Okay.'

- Absolutely. - I feel like I should frame it.

'You're going to New York? That's awesome.'

'I know, but the "Good Morning America" thing.'

It's just been, like, replaying in my head.

- I'm sorry. - We walked on the stairs.

We did, we rehearsed it five times, I was, like

"Fine, no problem, whatever, I can handle this."

- And it's live, right? - 'And it's live, okay.'

- Oh, my gosh. - 'I get to the last step...'

And I just, like, kinda collapse to the side.

She didn't go all the way down.

I didn't go all the way down, I come up and I'm like

I just keep this smile on my face because, like

you know, what am I gonna do? I can't just run off.

It was just embarrassing, you know, like...

- I started hysterically crying. - 'But you know what?'

You got up and kept doing it

you didn't run off stage and start crying.

Yeah, it could have been a lot worse.

I thought it was gonna be like a domino effect

with the models and they were all gonna go down.

At that moment, I thought it was, like, the end of the world.

'So what is the job, Whitney?'

Lisa titled it, like, fashion contributor.

'It would have something to do with styling'

and she said that I would be

like, basically head of all the interns.

'That's kind of a scary thing.'

You didn't tell me that.

You're head of all the interns?

I mean, it's not something

that I really, like...

Well, if I go back there and intern next year

then you would be in charge of me.

I mean, technically.

I would rather you be there instead of, like...

- Emily. That's a possibility. - 'Emily.'

You'd love that, Lauren. Come on.

I would quit. I actually would quit.

'You know you have to get the job, right?'

Hopefully.

- Hello? - Yeah, I'm in the alley.

Okay, I'll come outside.

- 'Alright.' - Okay, bye.

What's wrong?

You tell me what's wrong.

Nothing.

I disagree.

What?

I got this unresolved...

...living situation with my girlfriend.

I don't know. It's just, like, a really big decision.

Well, for me, it's not, so that's the difference

in our relationship.

It's just over this you not ready to go

to the next level with our relationship.

It's not about going the next level with our relationship

I have other things going on too.

- It's like, why now? - Stop saying other things.

- Just say Lauren. - You know what? It's like...

- No, it's not just Lauren. - What else is it then?

No, why now? Why are you pressuring me so much now?

It's, like, what is this big moment? It's like...

- Come on, just relax. - 'It is a big moment.'

- I wanna move on with my life. - It's not like move on or...

- It is that. - It's not like that.

For me, it is that. It is.

- You can't wait couple months? - What do I have to wait for?

For me to be ready to...

It's like everybody's pulling at me.

For God's sakes, just let me

relax for a minute.

I don't know what you want me to do.

- You do, though. - 'Okay.'

You want me to move in

what about the repercussions

for the rest of my life?

- 'Where?' - For my friends, for work.

It's one person, you keep on tryin' to pretend.

"How's it gonna affect your work?" "How's it gonna--"

Okay, but why now? Why can't you wait? I don't understand.

I've been waiting, we've talked about this for over a month!

Over a month now, we've been going back and forth.

Is this, like, your way out?

If you wanna be single, you wanna run around

with all these girls, just, like, just tell me.

- Heidi. Heidi. - Don't blame it on moving--

Yes?

If I wanted to go around with all these girls

you think trying to get you to move in

is what I'd be doing? Is that...

Does that sound like it makes sense to you?

- Yeah. - It does?

'Cause it doesn't really make sense to me.

Hmm, nope. Doesn't really.

Alright, well, my answer is no.

Sweet. My answer is get out of my car.

Stupid car.

♪ There's nothing you can say ♪

♪ Some things just can't be fixed ♪

♪ Every word sounds the same ♪

♪ You've been hanging on ♪

♪ For too long ♪

♪ Don't you know ♪

♪ That everything is not alright? ♪

♪ This is goodbye ♪