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Previously on "The Hills..."

This New Year's Eve was thebest one I'd ever had.

I even got a New Year's kiss.

I was really having fun withAudrina and Lo

especially since Heidi was always with Spencer.

What if I was gonna get a house with Princess Heidi?

And Jen was too busy backstabbing me

to be a real friend.

I still couldn't believe that she'd hooked up

with Brody behind my back.

Now I was starting to get excited about my 21st birthday

when Lo revealed that Heidi was keeping a secret from me.

Who is moving into your apartment

when Heidi moves out with Spencer?

And Heidi was about to tell me her secret herself.

Oh, my God, you're not gonna guess

what happened to me on New Year's.

You kissed a boy.

Um, no.

Spencer asked me to move in with him.

'Yeah, Lo told me.'

I was surprised you told Lo before me though.

It's kind of, like, big news.

Well, I'd just found out.

Thought it was really nice of him to...

You know, that he wanted that but--

That kinda freaks me out. I gotta be honest.

- No, it's nice. - 'Yeah.'

I think if a guy after a few months asked me

to move in with him, I would be like, "Whoa."

Yeah. It was sweet.

Do you want to?

Um...

I told him that I wasn't going to, so...

I'm happy that I decided to stay here with you though.

Me too, I'm not like about to celebrate

'my 21st birthday with a different roommate.'

A good roommate, that's like a good pair of jeans.

You know what I mean? Like, you hang on to those.

- 'You do.' - No matter what.

You do.

That's very true.

♪ She goes to California ♪

♪ Oh California's not so far ♪

♪ When I close my eyes and wonder where you are ♪

- Hello. How are you? - Hey, what are you doing?

- What's going on? - Just relaxing.

- What are you up to today? - Nice.

Nothing much.

Oh, my gosh.

Is everything's set for Lauren's surprise party?

Yeah. Everything's set. Ouch.

We have, um, Hyde

the guest list, the cake.

She knows her birthday is coming up.

And she thinks it's just you and her going to dinner?

So maybe if I bailed out, like, right before dinner?

- It will throw-- - She'll be so mad at you.

She'll be like, "I can't believe you're leaving."

And I'll be like, "I'm sorry. I have to go."

And then, like, it will really throw off.

And then you swoop in and like...

And then I'll bring her and I'll just keep texting you.

- Yeah, and just be like-- - Well, I'll tell her...

I'll just be like, "Yeah, you know, let's go meet my sister

"and let's go meet some of my friends at Hyde

and have a couple drinks since you're 21."

- Yeah, exactly. Exactly. - And we'll walk off.

And then she's gonna get so mad, Heidi.

Can you imagine if that really happened?

That would be the worst person ever.

- That would be so mean. - 'I know.'

But it is gonna be so good.

She's gonna die.

- Yeah. - 'Yeah.'

Lucky brand...

Short-sleeved sweatshirt. Orange.

Hey, isn't it your birthday this weekend?

Mm-hmm. My 21st.

- Your big 21st. - I'm so excited.

'What are you gonna do?'

Um... I don't know.

I mean...

I've already told Heidi I'd go out to dinner with her.

But, I mean, we'll probably go out afterwards.

- Yeah. - I haven't really planned it.

I always kind of thought I'd have a big 21st but--

Yeah. I didn't really have a big 21st.

It's one of those things that just being 21 is enough.

You don't really even need to have any sort of party.

But I always thought, like, I would have this huge party

and it just kind of, like, came really fast.

- You know what I mean? - Yeah.

I mean I'm kinda like, um...

You don't really have to know what you're gonna do.

As long as you have your friends by your side.

- Yeah. - That's what matters.

Oh, my God. But 21 is such a big one.

I know. I'm so excited.

Hey, Spencer.

Hey, so, um, I got Hyde for Sunday night

for Lauren's surprise birthday party, and, um...

Yeah, it'll be great. It'll be like 60 people.

So bring Brody, too.

Okay, I love you.

Bye.

Hi.

Here, let's go inside.

- Hi. - Hi.

Hi. I can't really talk to you.

I'm kind of at work.

- What? - I'm at work.

- I can't really talk to you. - Okay.

- That's fine. - I'm so busy. So what's up?

Uh, I just wanted to see how you were and everything

'cause I haven't talked to you in so long.

What's going on?

Nothin'. Just working a lot.

And I've been so, so busy, crazy running around.

- Yeah. - How's school?

Good, but I haven't, like, talked to Lauren at all

and so I just wanted to, like, see what was going on with that.

- Yeah. - I don't know.

Do you think she's ready to talk at all or not?

No. I don't think she wants to talk for a while.

I haven't talked to my best friend of 15 years for, like

what, three weeks for what, sloppy thirds?

Like, that's... crazy!

I think that's why she's all mad

'because it was like a code that you don't hook up'

'with your friends' exes or, like, past hook-ups.'

One night should not have even amounted

to two days of this fight and I think we both agree

on how crazy out of proportion this got blown. Like--

Well, I told you, and I told her

I was, like, that's between you guys

and I want nothing to do with it. So...

Okay. That's fine.

I mean, it's like an awkward situation.

- I know. It's so awkward. - It's so weird, I'm like...

- Yeah. - Thought, like, I don't know--

- Busy, busy. - What?

- I said busy, busy. - Yeah.

- You have to go back to work? - Yeah.

I'm doing, like, a lot of office stuff.

- Okay. - Right, so...

I mean, maybe another place, another time.

I just, like, haven't been able to really

like, get a hold of anyone, so I figured

I'd just see what was going on.

Okay, well, have a good day at work.

Okay. Bye. Well, yeah.

♪ Assuming you can't run away ♪

♪ Do your best to hide your face ♪

♪ And oh I know you best ♪

♪ I know you get what you're getting ♪

♪ Or you get what you deserve ♪

Hi. Are you reading?

I'm reading "You Didn't Hear It From Us."

Oh, my gosh.

Uh, guess who showed up at my work, uninvited.

- Who? - Jen Bunney.

I go, "I think it's really inappropriate

that you're at my work. I don't know what happened."

I was like "With you and Lauren, it's between you and Lauren.

Please don't talk to me about it."

I go, "Obviously, you know, you did wrong.

Give her space and don't come back to my work place."

Like, "Don't be so desperate.

"Do you not have any other friends? Like, chill out.

I said, I'll talk to you when I wanna talk to you."

I was friends with her 'cause you're friends with her.

- You know what I mean? - Mm-hmm.

I told her just to give you your space.

'That's all I need, like, honestly...'

Like, if you do a really bad thing

or if you do a really shady thing

be like, "I was shady." Like, just fess up to it.

That's fine. I don't need people like that in my life.

You know what I mean, like, I have too many good people

in my life to try and have bad ones in it, too.

We're still on for your birthday dinner, right?

- Yeah. - Okay.

Done.

♪ Go ♪

Twenty-one. So exciting.

What time are our reservations?

Like, 8:30.

Are you wearing a dress?

No, I'm gonna wear, um, jeans and a top.

- What are you gonna wear? - Should I not wear a dress?

- I have a dress on. - You're the birthday girl.

You should be wearing dresses all week.

♪ I'm so excited ♪

Hey, Spence. What's up?

'Why? What's wrong?'

'Are you okay? What do you mean?'

Right now?

'I mean, come on, seriously?'

Heidi, who are you talking to?

Spencer, are you sure?

'Alright. Fine. I'll call you in 20.'

'Okay, bye.'

Um...

What... Spencer just called

and I'm really sorry, but I have to go.

I'll call you when I know what's going on or what it is, so...

- Okay. - Okay.

'I-I-I'm really sorry, Lauren.'

- H-Heidi? - 'I love you.'

You made plans with me to do something for my birthday.

I know, but I don't know what's wrong.

Well, then call him and say, "I'm gonna go to dinner

with my best friend for her birthday."

'Like don't, like, stop leaving me for Spencer.'

- 'Stop.' - I'll call you.

- Hello? - Oh, my God.

- She totally bought it. - It's gonna be fun.

Should I bring her... I'll bring her, like, at 9:15-ish.

Perfect. She totally won't know.

Okay, bye.

- Hello? - Hey. What are you doing?

Hi. Nothing.

Well, Heidi just left here and she was like, "Oh, Spencer

just called me and da-da-da." And she's like, "I can't.

I need to go. Can we do this later?"

Um, well, come over and I'll take you out.

Okay, bye.

'Uh, excuse me. Could I have your attention?'

'Lauren's gonna be here in, like, two minutes'

so if we can all, like, jump out and say "Surprise"

'cause it's a surprise party, so...

Thank you. You can go back to your things now.

She just told you and left you?

- Like, she didn't say-- - Yeah. No.

It was like, "He won't talk to me."

I have to talk to him in person. Sorry. I have to go."

And she was really short about it.

Then she just left.

Kinda, like, "You've got to be kidding me."

Like, "You're not actually doing this, are you?"

And she was, like, "I'm sorry. I have to go."

It's like three strikes and you're out.

No, she's on, like, her 10th strike.

- They're here, they're here. - Shh. Shh.

One, two, and three.

Surprise!

Happy birthday!

Surprise!

- Happy birthday! - Hi!

Thank you.

There is the oh-so-beautiful birthday girl.

- Yes. - How are you?

- Good. How are you? - Everything good?

- Oh, yeah, really? - Yeah.

I know.

And then I went on a couple of dates.

Come here.

- We doing the birthday toast? - Birthday toast!

- Spratt, give the speech. - Okay.

- Speech, speech, speech! - Alright.

Okay, I'm not very good at speeches

'cause Lo said I'm not very smart

but I do know this.

Heidi, the love of my life

loves Lauren more than anything in the world.

'So that makes Lauren an amazing person.'

'We don't see eye to eye, but they do.'

So at the end of the day, we all see eye to eye.

- Cheers. - Happy birthday.

- You're amazing. - Cheers.

Twenty-one, it's a big deal.

♪ And I know ♪

♪ What it feels to be alive ♪

♪ And if you breathe for me ♪

♪ I'll breathe for you tonight ♪

♪ Tonight ♪

♪ Tonight... ♪

♪ You're a distraction ♪

♪ For my eyes to realize ♪

♪ It's my attraction that makes me keep coming back ♪

♪ There's something about you that I can't hold in my hand ♪

♪ And my control is what you can't understand ♪

♪ Yeah yeah ♪

Did you have fun?

Yeah, it was really fun.

How was his birthday toast to me?

- He was like-- - It was pretty.

"Me and Lauren don't always see eye to eye

but I see eye to eye with Heidi."

I was like, "Just say happy birthday."

Seriously, I was, like, just be like

"Happy birthday, Lauren," and it's done.

He's a big toaster.

What else? No Jen Bunney talk?

Nope. No Jen Bunney.

Shh.

She was, like, telling someone, like, she's like

"Oh, we'll make up by her birthday, so I'll be there."

I'm like, "Don't come to my birthday."

A lot of people don't like her. That's cra... Why is that?

She's kind of, like, had a lot

of problems with girls and their guys.

- Really? - Like, hooked up with exes.

Or, um, lied to them about things they've said.

- Or just, oh... - Change of subject here.

Um...

Oh, that's not weird for you.

No, it's not weird.

Did you know that the night I kissed Jason

Jen kissed him first?

I told Jen, "I-I kind of like Jason."

And she's like, "I got your back, I got your back."

She went into another room to talk to him.

- Apparently made out with him. - What?

And then he went and kissed me.

- Shut up. - Yeah.

That whole situation could have been completely avoided.

She just had to be, like, an honest person to me

and she wasn't, you know what I mean?

And you're supposed to be best friends.

And we're supposed to be best friends.

♪ Oh oh ♪

♪ Oh oh oh ♪

♪ Oh oh ♪

♪ Oh oh oh ♪

♪ 'Cause this is a battle ♪

♪ And it's your final last call ♪

♪ It was a trial ♪

♪ You made a mistake we know ♪

♪ Can't you see you've hurt me so ♪

♪ Why aren't you sorry? ♪

♪ Why aren't you sorry? ♪

♪ Why? ♪

Hey. Can I come in and talk

with you about everything?

♪ 'Cause this is a battle ♪

♪ This is a battle ♪

♪ Oh oh ♪

♪ Oh oh oh ♪

'Okay, so, say to me whatever you want to say'

because you obviously feel like you need to say something.

Well...

I just have been trying, like, really hard to talk to you.

I know. Well, I'm saying, like, you've tried, really tried.

So, like, talk to me now.

Okay, well...

I just feel like everything got so blown out of proportion

than what it needed to be, like--

I don't feel that way at all but--

Okay, that's the way I feel

and not necessarily, like, the situation--

'It probably feels that way to you'

'cause it didn't happen to you.

I just think that what you don't understand

is that I really never meant to hurt you.

I-I don't think you meant to hurt me.

I don't think that you thought about me

at allwhen you were doing it.

Because you were only thinking about yourself.

- I wasn't thinking. - You really like didn't think?

Like it wasn't even a thought in your head when you left?

No, I'm gonna be perfectly honest with you.

I knew that Brody was trying to hook up with me.

But you know what, it shouldn't even have been a situation.

You shouldn't be in a situation where you're, you know

hitting on some guy that I could have been interested.

You know what, it wasn't just any guy.

It wasn't who he was, it was the fact

that that was the first guy

that I was able to have a crush on after Jason.

- That was a big deal to me. - Okay.

It had to be that guy.

I didn't know Brody even mattered.

'Brody doesn't matter.'

'It's not... I'm not mad about Brody!'

- This is about a guy. - No.

It's about the fact that you did something really shady

and you did it behind my back and you were evil and conniving.

It wasn't all Brody. It was you!

'And it was, like, I didn't need my best friend to go'

'and make me feel like an idiot'

like I've had happen to me before.

And it just sucked that it wasn't some girl I hated.

No, it was my best friend

who made me feel like such an idiot

and made me feel so low.

It was a mistake.

- I messed up one night. - I know you did.

- That's why, I'm sayin'-- - No, no, no.

You made a mistake that you went home with him.

You made a mistake that you kissed him

and you stared in my eyes and lied to me about it.

Then you made a mistake that you tried to

blame it on every person you could.

I'm not trying to play the victim.

'You are, you sit there and you, like'

make your sad puppy-dog face.

You're like, "Oh, it's so hard."

You put yourself in this situation.

And I've tried to apologize to you so much.

Sincerely sorry.

I understand what I did was wrong. Really, really wrong.

You've screwed up a lot of friendships because of guys.

The first night that I told you I liked Jason

and I wanted to kiss him, you went and kissed him.

- Don't even go there. - 'Yes, you did.'

- That was-- - 'It doesn't matter.'

You didn't tell me that night.

That was, like, a joke, Lauren.

- Come on. You can't-- - It's funny.

It's funny 'cause I dated him for a year after.

I obviously didn't have any feelings for him.

I know I made a mistake and I know I lied to you

and I am so sorry.

I've been burned by so many friends, especially lately.

And I really am starting to learn who my true friends are.

'And I have every reason not to trust you.'

You know it's true.

I'm sorry I hurt you.

I appreciate that. Thank you.

Nothin', there's nothing I can do?

There's nothing I can say?

No.

I think you've done and said enough.

♪ In so many words ♪

♪ I wish I could explain ♪

♪ But it won't sound the same ♪

♪ If promises... ♪

So I'll let you call me when you're ready.

♪ It's a little too late ♪

♪ I'm under the spell ♪

♪ And I can't hear you saying good-bye ♪

♪ Good-bye ♪

♪ Good-bye good-bye good-bye ♪