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Previously on "The Hills..."

Heidi let me down one too many times.

Audrina, I just got home, but Heidi's not here

so do you wanna go to dinner still?

But Audrina and I were getting really close

and I was finally adjusting to things

without my best friend.

I feel like we're getting the hang of this.

Now with New Year's coming

I had to think about my own life.

- 'Cheers.' - Cheers.

I just couldn't wait around

for Heidi anymore.

- I love you. Bye. - Okay.

'Oh, my gosh, this is 75% off.'

That's cute.

And so, who's all coming for New Year's?

Are your friends from Laguna?

I'm inviting my friends Jill, Natania, and Lo.

So you've known Lo since high school?

I've known Lo since, like, third grade.

You'll really like Lo. She's hilarious.

Is she anything like Jen?

'No, I-I told you, like, one of the reasons'

we were, like, got in a big fight

and, like, didn't talk over the last

couple years is 'cause of Jen.

So, we'll just get ready at your house?

'Yeah, we'll all meet at our house.'

I have a feeling that Heidi will end up spending

most of the night with Spencer, which is understandable.

- It's New Year's. - Oh, yeah, it's her boyfriend.

But I mean, that's why I went and invited other people

was 'cause I didn't wanna depend on her to be, like--

Mm-hmm, to be, like, the third wheel or something.

'Are they coming in the limo?'

Spencer's not allowed in the car.

- No? I know. I know. - No.

I'm so happy. This New Year's is gonna be fun.

'I know. I just hope it's better than last year.'

Mm-hmm.

♪ Whao-o-o ♪

♪ Won't you bring light to my day? ♪

♪ Won't you be somebody new ♪

♪ It'll be good ♪

♪ It'll be like coming home ♪

♪ And tell me that you wanna be... ♪

Out of the park, Whitney. Out of the park.

Go, Whitney, go!

- 'Yeah!' - Whoo! Go!

Run!

'Yay, Whitney!'

Whoo! Go, Whitney!

- Go, team. - Whoo!

- Yay! - Hi, girls.

Whoo-hoo!

- You did fabulous. - Thanks for coming.

So do you, do you guys always, like, switch around positions?

Usually I play, like, either catcher or in the outfield.

So, what do you guys think you're gonna do for New Year's?

I guess, you know what when I asked Heidi something

about New Year's, she's like, "What are you gonna do for

New Year's?" and I was kind of, like...

What are we gonna do?

Well, she's gonna wanna be with Spencer

on New Year's, but...

I kissed, like, three guys on New Year's last year.

It was like, the most, the sluttiest moment of my life.

I'm just gonna grab someone next to me.

I did that two years ago.

I remember you telling me about that.

We're gonna have a good New Year's this year.

♪ Oh when I walk out into the sun ♪

♪ Walk out into the sun oh ♪

♪ Sounds like everyone... ♪

'It'd be fun shopping for a New Year's eve dress, isn't it?'

Really? Have you ever shopped for a New Year's eve dress?

I do have two sisters, sweetheart.

So, yes, actually.

So, what's the plan for New Year's, huh?

Do we get our own night, or what?

- We'll go to dinner together. - Without the posse?

Yes, without the posse, and then

we will all go to Area together afterwards.

- Who's "We all?" - I made up with them.

With Lauren and her friends from Laguna.

I'm done hanging out with Lauren.

I'm really excited to spend New Year's with Lauren, though.

Like, 2006 was a hard year on our friendship

and I think that this year's gonna be a lot better

and I wanna make more of an effort, and I wanna spend

New Year's with her too, and I want to spend it

with my two favorite people.

She means a lot to me too

and it's just unfair to me.

- I think I-- - That was serious.

I know. I know. Give me a hug.

I don't want anything to be unfair to Heidi.

I'm a very fair person.

So, I got some big news I wanna talk to you about.

What's the news?

- The news is... - What?

What if I was moving out of the condo

and I was gonna get a house...

...with Princess Heidi?

No? Maybe?

I mean...

I mean, obviously, I would love to move in with you.

But?

I mean, I made a commitment to live with her.

You know, I'm trying to work things out.

I feel like that would just make it worse in a way.

That gets really annoying. And it's really...

I don't wanna say affecting our relationship

but it definitely doesn't help it.

Well, at least put that in your head because I think

it's a good solution because, uh--

It's not like we won't have to worry about it anymore.

It's, like, she'll always be my best friend.

Like you guys are still best friends?

She spends all her time with Audrina.

Think about it, dear.

'So, just think about it.'

♪ You say you say ♪

♪ Someday someday ♪

♪ You'll be changed ♪

♪ Someday someday ♪

♪ Some way some way... ♪

We're gonna be at Area for the countdown, right?

We're planning, I don't know, like, what your deal is

but we're planning on going there and, uh, Area's countdown.

We have to leave earlier, 'cause we have to pick up a guy

that I met last night that I'm bringing with us.

- You met a guy last night? - Yeah.

If you had come out, you would know that.

But he's visiting from Colorado, so he's only out here

for like, another five days, I think.

I asked him out, I called him and I'm picking him up.

When you see him, you'll be like

"That's not Lauren's type."

Maybe that's a good thing.

Um, it's a very good thing.

Have you met my type?

Audrina!

- Audrina, you look pretty. - Thank you.

What's your New Year's resolution?

Audrina and I are gonna take kickboxing.

- Yeah. - Chh.

'Huh, Audrina?'

It's, like, such a good workout.

- 'I want to try it.' - 'Hey, Lauren.'

Should we just grab something to eat?

We can order, like, a pizza.

Pizza and champagne.

Are you guys gonna do it up or down?

'We like it down.'

Oh, my God! Twins, Audrina.

Alright. I got to go to dinner.

And, uh, but we'll all meet up later tonight at Area?

- Mm-hmm. - Okay.

Here you go, man.

Look at the princess, looking so beautiful.

Get this door open for the princess.

I don't even wanna go to the club.

I just want to take you home right now.

I wish we could just go home.

Why can't we? Oh, that's right.

'Cause you have another boyfriend, named

Lauren Conrad, that we have to meet at the club.

Have you given any thought to my offer?

Honestly, in the next couple of years

I wanna move in with you. It's like, I love you.

I wanna be with you. I just feel like...

It's not like I'm sitting here demanding anything from you.

I feel like if I move out...

...it was gonna compromise our friendship.

It shouldn't be this, like, juggling act.

It's like, there's a big difference between friends

and people you're romantically and intimately involved with.

I'm trying really hard, and I'm trying hard to keep you

happy, and I'm trying hard to keep her happy

and I know it shouldn't be a balance like that

because it's like, you are who I'm in love with.

I don't understand, why can't Lauren live with...

...somebody else, like Audrina?

♪ I love the starlights... ♪

Look at that...

- Okay. Smile again. - My face.

♪ ...I'd dream tonight ♪

- Can you stand? - No.

Alright, guys. Ready? Smile. One, two, three.

- Cheers. - 'Cheers to New Year's.'

To spending New Year's with people most important to us.

- 'Happy New Year.' - Happy New Year's.

- Cheers. - Guys, I'm excited for tonight.

I've never had a New Year's kiss.

I think everyone should have a New Year's kiss.

I have had a New Year's kiss for the last four years

but I've only had one good one.

Lauren, where's Heidi? Why isn't she here?

'Heidi's at dinner with Spencer, and she's--'

- Is that, like, her man? - That's her boyfriend.

- I love Heidi. She's so sweet. - 'I love Heidi, too.'

- 'I heard Spencer was an ass.' - What did you hear?

You guys will have to get your own--

'I'm not saying anything. You'll meet him.'

You tell us what you think later, like, after you meet him.

- 'Hey, are we ready to go?' - Okay, let's go.

♪ We're gonna rock this world it's ♪

♪ A party planet gonna make it shake ♪

♪ Right off it's axis gonna rock this world ♪

♪ It's a party planet ♪

♪ They're gonna hear us all across the... ♪

- Are we waiting for Heidi? - No. Let's go.

- Hello. - Hi.

Let's not go to club.

I could care less about any person in Area.

Spencer, please don't make this hard.

- I actually have a speedboat. - Really?

So during the summer, every day we have off

me and my roommates, we go out. It's just a blast, so...

It's really hard, because...

Especially for me. I'm, like, a pretty big guy.

And it's hard to get me up out of the water.

You're tall? Are you?

I thought so.

Oh, my God. These are intense.

Whoo!

- Hi! Happy New Year's! - How are you?

- Happy New Year's to you too. - Happy New Year, boss.

- Good to see you. - Good to see you too, guys.

- My love. - Do you know my boyfriend?

- Spencer. - Spencer...

Hi, Rob.

- 'My New Year scarf.' - I know.

That was embarrassing. That was embarrassing.

Okay.

- Hi, guys! - Hi-i-i!

Yeah.

Very nice.

- Cocker spaniel! - Oh!

I really want a cocker spaniel...

'Oh, my God!'

We're gonna be like...

Oh, my God. Olson's down there.

Whoo!

Three! Two! One!

Whoo!

Happy New Year's!

Happy New Year!

Happy New Year's!

Wait, that's not our car.

Valet!

Hey, in 2007, I had...

Happy New Year!

No, in 2007.

- Go handle your business. - Go handle.

- Go handle it. - But you gotta handle.

Don't play games.

You like how they just leave you and don't even say goodbye?

Great friends, right? Your best friends.

Was there a goodbye, Heidi? I didn't see a goodbye, Heidi.

- Baby. - Oh-ho.

Oh, reality check for you. Who am I? I'm Lauren.

Walk right by Heidi without saying goodbye.

I'm just saying that's the reality.

- It's a reality check. - Please, stop. Please.

- I love you. I don't... - I love you. Stop.

I don't stop.

'Here's a bunch of invites'

'that we had for another party'

and we need to use the envelopes again.

'Um, how was your New Year's?'

Oh, it was okay. I worked.

What did you do?

Um, I was kind of disappointed

because I, like, made an offer

to, like, I wanted to be with Lauren all night

because obviously Spencer didn't want to spend

New Year's with like, me and my friends

and then Lauren was mostly with Audrina all night.

Like, I hardly saw her, and I'm like

"I came here to be with you, not just

for you to be with Audrina--"

Well, they probably

didn't even want Spencer there.

And...

...Spencer asked me to move in with him.

No way.

He was just like, "You know

"every day, I love you more

"and I just never thought I'd feel

"this way about somebody," and...

- "I didn't know what love was." - Really?

And I've never been in love like this.

Like, this is a different level.

I didn't even know what to say

'cause it's like, obviously I really

want to live with him, but it's like...

- You know-- - Are you ready for that?

Like, you are really so young still.

Exactly. It's like, am I ready?

Did you mention that to Lauren?

Um... not yet.

What are you thinking right now?

- It's nice out today. - I know.

- How was your New Year's? - I had a date.

- You had a date? - I was, like, determined.

I was like, "I need to have a New Year's kiss."

'That's important.'

And he was just here on vacation which is part

of his appeal 'cause, like, he'll go away.

He's gone now. So nothing.

No, I think he's still here, but...

But it could have been, like, a nice little winter fling.

It was. I kissed him on New Year's. That was my fling.

Like, the crowd there was kind of random.

- It was? Who came up? - Mm-hmm.

My friend Lo came up, who was, like

my best friend in high school.

- That's so fun. - 'It was really fun.'

It's good to be with old friends on nights like that.

This year, I just wanted, like, be with people...

You know what I mean? Just like a good group of friends.

And you got to be with Heidi on New Year's.

We met Heidi and Spencer at Area.

I only really got to see her for like, two minutes on New Year's.

- Shut up. - Better than nothing.

They've been together for a long time now, huh?

- Mm-hmm. - 'Like, how many months?'

I don't know. I expected them to screw it up by now.

I-I-I didn't think it was gonna last as long, either.

Nobody did.

'I was so happy to spend New Year's with, like'

four or five of my closest friends and those are all

people that really have been there for me.

- 'Yeah.' - You know what I mean?

I'm very sad you weren't there, though.

I know.

I mean, yeah, we're all trying to find out, like

who our true friends are and stuff, and it sucks, but...

- Hi. How are you? - How are you?

- I'm good. Thanks. - It's under "Spencer," for two.

- Here's your Virgin Lemon Drop. - Thank you so much.

- Thank you, sir. - No problem.

This one's mine. That's yours.

Cheers. I love you.

Cheers. I love you more.

- I do. I really do. - No, you really don't.

Heidi, I deal with all your crazy friends, all your drama.

And I deal with all that... for you.

Heidi's the one with all the baggage.

You know what? I don't have baggage.

You have...

I have a lot of people in my life.

I have a lot of things that I'm doing.

You call them baggage, but that's a lot of things

that I have to deal with.

There's a lot of people in my life. It's...

Really, go cry to yourself, because I don't need--

♪ Do-do-do ♪

I've been thinking a lot, and I think it's really rude

that you've chosen Lauren over me.

I think it's really rude that you'd make me choose.

- Oh, is that what you think? - Yeah.

Yeah, you are choosing to live with somebody

that abandons you out in front of clubs.

I don't think so.

Well, I don't really know why she did that, but there

has to come a time when she has to let go a little bit.

I was never, like, "I dislike Jason" or anything.

It's like, she was gonna move, she moved in with him

in the summer, and I never was like

"We're gonna stop being friends."

That never happened.

So I'd expect the same courtesy.

- Whoa. This is a new statement. - Yeah.

So who are you gonna get a house from?

You don't worry about that.

All you worry about is how you're gonna break it to Lauren.

'You are wearing flats.'

Well, I came straight from work.

I know.

Thanks, Brittany.

Thank you so much.

- Oh, thank you. - 'Sure.'

- Ginger. I love ginger. - You're gonna love this.

I believe you.

It's heated up on the top.

- Sorry. - You okay?

I just had ginger juice go up my nose.

Lo, just go like this.

No, it's, like, up here in the back of my head.

Oh. Does it burn your brain?

Yeah, it really does.

It's burning my brain.

I didn't realize that ginger was that potent.

- You okay now? - Yeah. Yay.

So, did you have a good New Year's overall?

Yeah. It's so fun being back in LA, like, with everybody.

Do you know, someone told me

that Jen was gonna go to Area on New Year's?

I did hear that she was going to go.

She had, like, bought a ticket and everything.

She's probably, like

"Ah, I have no more friendships to destroy."

'Who does she hang out with?'

I'm guessing that she is spending

time with her friends at USC.

I don't know, it's disappointing to me that...

Like, that friendship had to end in the way it did.

Honestly, like, at this point I would so much rather

have, like, a few good friends than a lot of fake friends.

I know, and especially being in LA, it's really hard to find

people here that are sincere.

- Do you know what I mean? - Someone who is real.

Um, who is moving into

your apartment when Heidi moves out with Spencer?

Did she tell you that?

Heidi came up to me on New Year's, and was like

"Spencer asked me to move in with him, and I'm, like

thinking about it." She didn't tell you that?

- No. - And I know--

That's just really weird that she wouldn't say

something to me.

I don't think she would move in with Spencer.

It's way too soon, like, I know she's crazy in love

but she's not that crazy.

That's so weird.

- Are you done? - Awkward.

♪ One breath ♪

♪ Too late ♪

♪ And you're gone ♪

♪ For good ♪

♪ It's funny how far it seems ♪

♪ But what could I do ♪

♪ And what would I change ♪

♪ When everything's strange? ♪

♪ And why should I learn to fly ♪

♪ When I could just hide away ♪

♪ Isn't it strange? ♪