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Previously on "The Hills..."

After everything Spencer had done

Heidi decided to give him one last chance.

- Here you go, sweetheart. - Oh!

And our friendship

hasn't been the same since.

I told Heidi he was never going to change.

I'm gonna be there for you, when he screws

you over, 'cause he will.

And when Spencer confronted me about it...

Oh, my God, me and Heidi's friendship is fine.

You don't need to be concerned about me and Heidi's friendship.

Oh, but I am concerned.

...Heidi took his side.

I feel like I have to choose between you and Spencer.

'You don't have to choose'

but you have chosen for the last week and a half.

Lauren, don't even say things like that.

And of course, Heidi went running off toSpencer's.

'So, what's going on with you and Heidi?'

You guys are working on your friendship now, aren't you?

The way we get along is we just don't talk about Spencer.

I mean, she doesn't say his name.

We just don't talk about him, and it's awkward

'cause he's obviously, a really big part of her life.

I mean, she is with him every night.

She spends way more time with him than me

so it's, like, kinda weird.

I don't know what he did, it's like he put a spell

on her or something, or she's just, like

'head over heels for this guy.'

I don't know. It's weird. You know what I mean?

Like, I still, I don't like him.

I don't wanna be around him.

Do they say, "I love you," and stuff?

Already?

She's making the same mistake

she did with Jordan, kind of.

That was the day, like, she made such a big deal.

She was, like, with Jordan, she was like

"I will never, I always will have at least one night

a week where I stay away from them"

and like, she stayed at our apartment

like twice this month.

Oh, my God.

But, it kinda bums me out, when she's like

"Let's plan a Lauren and Heidi day."

And I'm like, "Every day used to be Lauren and Heidi day."

Wow.

♪ Oh ♪

♪ I'd do it all over again ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ I'd do it all over again ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ I'd do it all... ♪

Thank you so much for coming with me.

Any time.

'Any excuse to spend more time with you.'

'Oh! So nice.'

Do you think that Lauren would be upset at all

if I hung out with you and Spencer?

Lauren can't control your life, Jen.

No, she doesn't control my life.

I control my life, Heidi.

- Exactly, so you can hang-- - Exactly.

Exactly, you can hang out with me

'if you wanna hang out with me.'

I just don't wanna do anything that would upset her.

I just bought these.

Well, you can't live your life like that either.

Like, do what you wanna do.

I'm trying to listen to you, Heidi.

I'm trying to take your advice, as usual.

As usual, I'm right.

What do I want, what do I want?

♪ This is your wake-up call ♪

♪ You better watch your back ♪

♪ When you're living in Spy town ♪

♪ No more fun and games ♪

♪ They know your every move ♪

♪ When you're living in Spy town... ♪

- Hello. - Hello.

- How are you today? - I'm good. How are you?

- You look cute. - Oh, thank you.

I'm, like, in jammies today.

I was, I wore this to class this morning

and then I just added this nice little touch.

It's very cute. It's, uh, Jen's birthday today.

It is?

- How old is she? - Twenty-one.

- Ooh! - 'I know.'

I'm, like, excited to celebrate it with Jen

because, like, we've been best friends.

- Since, like, third grade. - I know.

And she's been really great 'cause, like, Heidi's been

so, like, involved with--

Yeah, she's been gone all the time, so Jen's

like, basically, been, like, living with me.

'Yeah.'

She's been a really good friend.

That's really nice. Is she having a party?

'Uh, yeah, we were all going out.'

She already invited Spencer, though.

She did?

The only good thing is that if Spencer comes he brings Brody.

That's my plus.

That's a plus. I guess that's worth it, right?

You got to make some sacrifices for the good of your... self.

♪ I'm never satisfied ♪

♪ Yeah yeah yeah ♪

♪ Never satisfied... ♪

Look at Hollywood Star tours.

Pratt, that should be your new job.

What, giving star tours?

I was always thinkin' I would be so amazing at doing star maps.

'Cause I feel like we could, like, hit up

all the homies spots, like, give very little directions.

God, I-I'm in such habit of just seeing a girl laugh

and like hitting on her, but I'm always like "Girlfriend."

I don't know when are you you gotta find a lady, now

that I've got a girlfriend you need a girlfriend

so we can double date.

Heidi's tryin' to get us a roll

to, um, Jen Bunney's birthday at Les Deux.

I like little Bunney. She's-she's a cutie pie.

'I think you should mack Jen, to be honest. Jen is cute.'

Tell you how to get in the back door.

♪ I wanna party all night ♪

♪ We're gonna make it happen ♪

♪ Make it happen yeah ♪

♪ I wanna party ♪

♪ Party all night night night ♪

♪ We're gonna make it happen ♪

♪ Come on and party ♪

♪ Party all night... ♪

Elizabeth, you like sushi, right?

- Yes. - These are really good.

Heaven roll's really good, the Hollywood roll is really good.

'We'll just order a bunch of rolls.'

♪ Hey hey hey ♪

♪ I like your outfit ♪

♪ Your sh-sh-sh-shoes and your... ♪

Happy birthday!

I'm so glad you came.

- Hi! How are you? - Hi.

- You look pretty. - Thank you, you look great.

Hi! Hi! Hi!

Yay!

To Jen

one of my oldest friends in the World

who has always been there for me, no matter what.

Hello! Whoo!

Here's to Jen's 21st birthday

and for us, a decade of friendship.

Cheers! Girl's night! Whoo!

- Best friends. - Best friends.

Heidi, when should we give it to her?

- Now or after? Okay. Now. - 'Now. Now! Now! Now!'

This one is just 'cause it's your 21st birthday

so it's very 21st birthday appropriate.

Yay!

Yeah, 21!

'Done and done.'

♪ You want to be my lover ♪

♪ You want to call me baby doll ♪

♪ You're never gonna do ♪

♪ Better than me no ♪

♪ You're never gonna do ♪

♪ Better than me ♪

♪ You see you want me ♪

♪ To be your... ♪

Whoo-ho!

Hey.

Yay! I'm so glad you're here.

- Hi. - Hi.

Yay!

- Whoo! Yay! - Bunney.

I know.

Shut up.

Snuggle up. One, two, three.

- 'Oh, damn.' - 'Damn!'

- Yeah! - Too hot!

- Hi. - Hi.

So there we go. So why would she be mad at you?

There's no... Me?

Bunney, what are you talking about?

No, I'm kidding. No, it's fine.

Cheers.

One more. One more. One more.

'Give me a lap dance, Jen, for your birthday.'

Give me a lap dance.

It was a joke.

Alright! After party!

'So I think that we're'

'setting up for a meeting in here.'

How many are there?

Well, let's just set 'em on first and then

we'll decide how we're gonna space.

- Ahem. - 'Did you go out last night?'

Yeah, went out to, um

Les Deux for Jen's birthday.

'Did you have fun?'

I was there, they didn't stay the whole time.

They ended up leaving me, I guess the four of them

went back to Brody's condo last night.

- Oh, yeah? - 'Jen called me...'

And she's like, "Hey, I need to ask you something."

But I... A-And then I was like, "What do you need to ask me?"

'She's like, "You know what I need to ask you."'

I was like, "Are you asking me if I care

if you hook up with Brody?"

And she was like, "Yeah."

- Oh! She said, "Yeah?" - And I'm like--

She had the nerve to ask you that

as if she shouldn't have known in the first place?

And of course, Jen told me that it was Spencer

the whole time being like, "You should hook up with Brody."

You know, 'cause Spencer hates me.

Well, then, Jen should be strong enough to be like

"Obviously, Lauren's my first priority," and...

But it's like I know Heidi was there too, and it's just like

I'm so tired of my friends

just screwing me over.

Yeah, people just need to get

their priorities straight. You know, what I'm saying?

They're cool to hang out with, but really, is it really worth

like screwing a friend over for that guy?

I mean, obviously, they have no idea

'what they're doing right now.'

Oh!

'Wait, and did they end up hooking up?'

Yeah, they hooked up.

And Heidi was there, she could have stopped the situation.

Heidi should have stopped it.

She not just could, she should have...

And Jen and Lauren have been friends

since they were, like, four or five.

So she shouldn't even have went.

- She should know. - Right.

Especially, since Lauren seems so... nice.

She's so nice. She's such a good friend.

She got Jen diamonds for her birthday.

And Jen repaid her by hanging out with a guy

that she's kinda seeing?

I would be so pissed at Heidi

especially for egging something like that on.

Yeah, I think, it's... Spencer's, like

brainwashing her a little bit.

Like, I don't know what... First of all

Heidi would never do that, if it was a year ago.

Like, she would be like, no, don't do that

like, that's, Lauren and him are hanging out--

It's weird that Heidi doesn't seem to value

Lauren enough to like...

And Jen too, Jen grew up with her.

It sucks, because those are her two best friends.

It's like, those are her best, best friends.

Is she okay?

- No. She's not okay. - No.

It's really sad. I feel bad for Lauren.

'I do too.'

'I'm just so sick of the situation.'

Jen.

You and Heidi both act like you did nothing wrong.

You did a really cut-throat thing, and so did Heidi.

So you guys need to stop, like, putting it on each other

and stop making it seem like I'm making drama.

And, you know what, I would expect it from someone

I didn't know, but not, like, my oldest friend.

But it's just kinda like code, Jen, that you don't really...

You don't hook up with people that your friends, like

hung out with, or dated.

'So Heidi was in the room as he was doing this?'

No, Jen, if you're sorry, you don't sit there and make excuse

after excuse, you say, I did a really bad thing

and you apologize.

You-You sounded super-sorry, seriously, Jen

don't be at my apartment, when I get home.

Mm!

Okay, then, I'm sorry that I called

like, that's not an apology.

I mean, not that I think Spencer

is, like, the issue, I think--

- Spencer is the issue. - Yeah. I mean--

'He was, he started the issue, but her behavior is the issue.'

Yeah.

'I mean, I don't wanna say this in a harsh way'

but, like, it's really time to evaluate

the friendships that you have--

I know, but that sucks, when it's, your two best friends.

It's-It's awful.

'Oh, I think she's calling you again.'

I don't care.

- Hi. - Hey.

Um, so I need to talk to you about what happened last night.

I had nothing to do with any of this, it's like

I'm sorry, if I left you and that hurt your feelings--

Like, If things are going, gonna continue the way

they're going right now

then that's not okay, I don't wanna live here anymore.

I just don't get how this is becoming all on me

when it's, like, Jen's the one

who's, like, making out with Brody--

Ask Jen, I told, I told Jen, I said

"Don't be at the apartment when I get home."

I don't wanna talk to you, I'm not talking to Jen right now.

I'm livid with Jen. Okay?

I am really shocked by Jen's behavior.

But the thing is, last night was just kind of like

'the straw that broke the camel's back.'

Like, it's not a secret, you know that things

aren't fine with us, like, I really don't feel like

you're the same friend to me as you used to be. I don't.

That's just so unfair, because I feel like you put this wall

because you put this wall up about Spencer. It's like--

Oh, my God! I'm trying to be a good friend.

I am too! So what am I supposed to do?

It's so unfair that, it's like I have to choose

and it's like, I'm trying to be here and--

No, you're not choosing, you're not.

You don't even have to choose. But you've chosen.

- Don't keep saying that-- - 'You have. You've chosen.'

- You make that up. - You know what, you know what--

I consider, I consider...

I feel like if it continues to go the way it is, like

I'm not gonna be friends with you anymore.

'Like, all we do is, like, fight or pretend things are fine'

and just not talk about problems, and that's not

how best friends should be at all.

And I feel like if we just continue, then it's not...

It's just gonna get worse.

So then what do we do to fix it?

'Cause I wanna fix it, I don't wanna just stop

being best friends with you, it's, like, I love you.

Heidi, we don't have to stop being best friends

but something has to change.

So what are we gonna change?

I'm gonna be able to talk to you about Spencer?

It's like, you know, Spencer has you freakin'

like, brainwashed, it's so sick to see.

'It is, like, yo-you've changed so much'

'since you've been with Spencer, you have.'

I'm so tired of being like, "Pay attention to me.

- Pay attention to me." - That's not true.

You have to remind me of certain things, people--

I don't have to remind you to be my best friend.

I'm not reminding you to be my best friend, but Lauren

you're putting me in the weirdest position

'cause it's like, I'm trying here, but I can't talk

to you about my boyfriend, so what do you want me to do?

I thought you were making an effort with Spencer too.

It's like, this is the whole hardest thing.

I'm making an effort, and then he does ♪

like he did last night, he's a sucky person!

- He's a sucky person! - Lauren.

I hate Spencer, I'm never gonna like Spencer.

He did a really messed up thing last night.

'I know that he pushed Jen and Brody together.'

Why did he do it? Why did he do it?

'Give me a good reason why he did it.'

Did Brody tell you that she kissed him?

- Yes. - Bitch.

I haven't felt so betrayed by best friends in so long.

- Like-- - I didn't do anything.

Yeah, exactly. You didn't do anything!

I can't control people, Lauren.

So you... You sit on the phone and tell him you love him.

If he loved you, he wouldn't do *** like that

'to your best friend.'

You know that it's not gonna be okay

until you and Spencer are broken up.

Like, you know that.

Because he is the problem.

We don't have any problems without him.

♪ And I wait ♪

♪ You never were the same ♪

♪ Something in you changed ♪

♪ That day ♪

♪ And I am ♪

♪ All alone again ♪