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Previously on "The Hills..."

I just don't know, really, how you feel about me.

I'm on team Heidi.

Heidi's boyfriend, Spencer

broke her heart not once...

How do you not like you?

- That's what I wanna know. - I don't know.

- I-I'll be your team member. - Thank you.

...but twice.

Spencer, he walks up

with two blonde bimbos.

Let's go, team playmates.

We all knew he was shady.

And it looked like Heidi did too.

- I'm over you. Just hang up. - I'm just, you have...

I'm over you. It's fine. I'm over you.

But she took him back anyway.

- 'Hello, beautiful.' - Hi.

Even though everyone knew what kinda guy he was

as her best friend, I was the only one

who would tell her she was making a mistake.

Are you guys completely fine again? Are you...

I haven't even talked to you in like two days about it.

I decided to give Spencer another chance.

I see so many qualities that Jason had in him

like, just these little like, mind tricks

that he plays you and it's so frustrating.

It's like, I'd think that because you watched me

go through all that, you wouldn't do it.

It's just, it's different.

It's not different. He's not a good person.

I'm telling you that 'cause I'm your friend.

Well, I'm just gonna have fun and see what happens.

You know, really, I feel like I can't even

talk to you, you're my best friend right now

because you're not gonna listen to me.

And you're gonna get mad at me and I hate

thinking, is she gonna get mad at me

if I tell her the truth about this guy, is it worth it?'

It's like, who's to say he can't change?

I hope he changes. That would be ideal for me.

- I-I want you to be happy. - Can't I give him that chance?

Well, is it gonna be this huge elephant in the room?

Are we not gonna be able, like, to be close?

- Are we not gonna be able to... - We're still gonna be friends.

I just, it's an understanding.

You know, that I think you really shouldn't be with him.

I just, I don't wanna talk about him anymore.

I don't wanna hear about him and I just...

I don't, I'm never gonna hang out with him, so...

You know, if it's gonna come between us

and if you're gonna, like, be mad at me

and not be able to be around me, then it's like--

You know what? I've put in my two cents

and you know how I feel and I'm gonna be there for you

when he screws you over.

'Cause he will.

- Can we leave soon? - Yeah, we'll leave right now.

♪ One look was all it took ♪

♪ And everything was set my darling ♪

♪ One look was all it took ♪

♪ And you were in my head my darling ♪

♪ I stood like an open book ♪

♪ Waiting to be read my darlin' ♪

♪ One look was all it took ♪

♪ And you were in my head my darling ♪

♪ Ah ah ah... ♪

- Hi. - Hello, darling.

- Are those for me? - Yes, they're for you.

Thank you.

- There you go, sweetheart. - Oh!

- Aah. - They're beautiful!

Yeah, look, it looks like a rose garden.

I broke the piggy bank for those

so you better appreciate them.

Really? Thank you.

- How are you? - Little stressed.

This whole thing with Lauren is really hard.

God, I wish I hadn't been such a jerk

to start out with and made your life easier.

- She loved you at first. - I know.

It's like, I don't want it to be awkward

when I come home, you know what I mean.

I don't want it to be like, "Hey, where are you going?"

And then I can't be like "Oh, I'm going to Spencer's."

Like, I never wanna go through with her again

what we went through with Jason. It was so hard.

We were, like, hardly friends, you know--

So, the exact same situation

reversed that's happening right now?

You would never treat me like Jason.

You know what I mean, like, it's, it was different.

Does she know how much I love you?

Nobody does.

I don't think people get it, it's like

Heidi is my number one.

That's two, but one here.

Alright, what can I do to get Lauren to like me again?

I think you just have to prove yourself.

- To Lauren? - To everybody.

I gotta prove myself to everybody?

Good luck.

So, are we having a slumber party?

Yes, we are.

♪ And my friends ♪

♪ Would say ♪

♪ You're right you're wrong ♪

♪ You're right you're wrong ♪

♪ You're right ♪

- Lauren. - 'Hi.'

Look, Spencer got you some flowers.

That's really nice of him.

Is he gonna give them to Audrina tomorrow?

- No, they're just for you. - 'Wow.'

I got a bunch of good turkey.

Yum.

♪ Disappointment ♪

♪ Overtakes me ♪

♪ Can I go on? ♪

♪ Will you let me? ♪

♪ I can't believe that ♪

♪ I have to tell you ♪

♪ I must go now we've been... ♪

Alright, my darling. I am leaving.

- Staying away tonight. - Oh, you're not staying here?

- 'No, I'm not staying here.' - Goodnight.

- Goodnight. Love you. - Love you.

♪ Still here ♪

♪ It used to feel right ♪

♪ It used to be good ♪

♪ You supported you... ♪

♪ When my heart was ♪

♪ And now it's broken... ♪

- Hello? - 'Hi.'

'Do you wanna come eat with me? I have a bunch of food.'

'I can make lasagna and salad or something.'

Sold.

- Hello! How are you? - Hi.

- Good. - Good to see you.

Me and my mom cooked this today.

And all we have to do is really, just warm it up.

Oh, well, that's easy.

So, has Heidi made her mind up about, um, Spencer?

- Yeah, he gets another chance. - Really?

- Oh, my God. - I tried.

- I tried to tell her, but-- - So did I.

I told her the truth about everything.

Tell me, like, what did he say to you

'when he asked you to come meet him for ice cream?'

I have a feeling he was just trying to get back at her

by using me, but it didn't happen.

I'm sorry, I just could never see you with Spenc--

Oh, God! Me either.

- 'Are we eating at the table?' - Yeah.

Look at us adults.

Oh, my God. She comes in tonight.

First of all, she went and told him

that I don't like him, and I guess he was, like

really bothered by it because he went out

and bought me a dozen long-stem roses.

What?

I feel like Spencer's gonna be

putting ideas in her head, like, oh--

That's what it already seem, remember he told her

Oh, Audrina and Lauren are just trying to

like, get you against me?

- 'Mm-hmm.' - That's how it's gonna turn.

He's gonna hurt her, like, she's already in

it seems like, over her head.

I know, she is, I'm just, it's just so much easier

to get out before you're--

- Before you're in too deep. - Mm-hm.

I just feel like it's gonna be really bad.

Have you, um, resolved things with Heidi?

She hasn't slept at our house, and just like never home.

It's one thing to have a boyfriend, it's another thing

to just abandon your whole life. You know, what I'm saying.

I feel bad because I did put her in that situation

where it was like, she knows I don't like him.

'Even, she said, she's like, "I feel like'

"we're not gonna be fine until, like

as long as me and Spencer are together."

And I was like, "Well, that's your decision.

You're the one who's changing your behavior."

- Yeah. Yeah. - 'I'm not changing anything.'

Because I think that you'd probably gotten to the point

where all you want is just your best friend.

♪ I lit the last match ♪

♪ And saw the last burn... ♪

I can be the biggest nerd ever.

You are the biggest nerd ever.

- Guess what? - Guess what. What?

I have really fun plans for us this weekend.

What are your plans for us this weekend?

Um, come to the club with me and Lauren tonight.

No, I don't wanna go to the club anymore.

It really means a lot to me--

All the club does is create conflict.

"Spencer was just talking to a girl."

That's what Lauren's gonna say to you if I go to a club.

- "I saw him in the bathroom." - No, she's not.

She's just not gonna care.

Oh, really? She's gonna all of a sudden not care about us?

She's one of my friends, and I need to spend

a little more girl time.

Um, why don't you go without me?

I really don't like the girl, Heidi.

- Be nice, Spencer. - She's not nice to me.

She's gonna try, I think.

You know, I told her that I wanna spend

more time with her too, and make sure

that I don't cut out my friends in my life.

♪ I see you girl ♪

♪ Shake what you got ♪

♪ I'm never ever ♪

♪ Wanting you to stop ♪

♪ I see that thing... ♪

I love this dress on you.

- Your boobies look pretty. - Thanks, baby. You look pretty.

'It's time to, like, grow up and just be like you know what?'

It's like, I think there's just been a lot of miscommunication--

'Well, it's not a miscommunication, but--'

'I'm sick of fighting with people.'

Let's have some fun.

♪ I ♪

♪ I ♪

♪ I ♪

♪ I won't let you go this time ♪

♪ I ♪

♪ I ♪

♪ I won't let you go this time ♪

Whoa!

- How are you? - Good, how are you?

Good.

Have a seat, beautiful.

Aah!

So what is all this drama going on right now?

Heidi went into this and everyone told her from

beginning, you know, what if you're

getting involved with Spencer

'"He's a cool guy, he's a lot of fun'

but don't get into something serious with him."

Why were people saying this, like?

Because when they're hooking up

he goes the next day and takes Audrina

out to lunch and gives her the same flowers

that he gave to Heidi the night before.

'And he hits on every girl.'

It's like, but listen, I'm s...

Of course, it was a little bit wrong

but maybeSpencer feels threatened by you

because you're going to Heidi and sayin'

stay away from Spencer, he's shady, he's shady.

'...that wasn't Heidi's place to go tell him that.'

I would never ever choose a guy over a friend.

Heidi seems happy, that's all you should care about.

I watched my best friend cry

because of what your best friend did to her.

Listen, but listen, have you ever thought that, like

"Maybe she really, really likes Spencer?"

If I was not getting along with my best friend

I wouldn't be happy.

'So what's up, player?'

So Lauren came over earlier.

And she's all upset about Heidi and her not being friends

and I felt bad, because she almost cried.

She needs to stop worrying about other people's lives.

- Like, I get it. - I told her that.

You're best friends, you guys

are like sisters. Da, da, dah.

It's like, "Okay, you don't like Spencer, that's fine.

Stop letting it come between our friendship."

- 'She goes around--' - She's upset with--

- It's like, get over it. - 'I know.'

I asked her, "Well, what did Spencer do?"

It is so, and she brought up the Audrina thing with the rose--

Oh, I got Heidi a dozen roses

and I gave them to Heidi, right?

'And then Heidi turned right around and gave them to Lauren.'

So, Lauren thinks I got her a dozen roses.

But it's like, "Yeah, right, am I spending a dollar on you?"

Hello, my darling. How are you?

Uh, I've been better, like, when I'm with you

and not hearing about your good friend Lauren.

Why? What happened?

Well, she said that she knows

that you're not happy anymore.

And Brody's like, "Well, she's always happy

"with Spencer, so I guess she's only not happy

when she's with you," whatever.

I'm like the happiest I've ever been in my entire life.

'She's the only one that doesn't know that'

'cause she's too busy being negative

and, I don't know, I'm, I'm really, like fed up.

'I don't see how you guys can even live together anymore'

''cause I'm not allowed to be in the same room as her'

'it's just like...'

'I just feel like I've been put'

'in the worst situation possible.'

You know and she's my best friend and now

it's so weird and it's just getting weirder.

And this, the whole thing is just

'so, so, so incredibly out of control.'

I just want everything to be normal.

I just want it to be back when everything was fine

with everyone.

♪ Catch your demons ♪

♪ Like butterflies ♪

♪ In a a giant netting ♪

♪ Full of eager eyes ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm a comet ♪

♪ Burnin' up the sky ♪

♪ And fading into dust ♪

♪ And fallin' fast ♪

♪ But it's alright ♪

♪ Yeah it's only your life ♪

♪ It's alright ♪

♪ Yeah it's only your life ♪

♪ And you never ♪

♪ Get it right ♪

♪ And you never ♪

♪ Get it right ♪

♪ No never ♪

♪ On the first... ♪

Ooh!

Hey. How was school?

Long.

Did you have a conversation with Brody today?

I did.

'Do you think I'm unhappy?'

'Brody said that you were saying that'

'like, "I'm unhappy and you know me."'

No, he said, I think Heidi's really happy right now

and I said that I wouldn't be really happy

if I had, like, if I had barely talked to my best friend

in a week and a half, that's what I said to him.

I don't want it to be like this with us.

I don't think it's fair.

Oh, it's not? How is it not fair?

I feel like I have to choose between you and Spencer.

You don't have to choose...

...but you have chosen

for the last week and a half.

Lauren, don't even say things like that.

It just sucks, Heidi, I was the only one of your friends

who was gonna say something to your face

and it sucks that I did, and I really

regret it and next time, I won't.

Don't walk away like that and just say something

'like that, it's not about that--'

I don't wanna fight with you right now.

'I don't wanna fight with you, period.'

You're my best friend. I love you more than anything.

You don't think I, my life sucks when it's not fine with you?

It's like you're one of the most important people in my life

ever, in my world, it's like, I care about you

and I love you more than anything, it's like--

Really, Heidi, because I really think

that you would have made time, you keep saying

'like, oh, you don't wanna choose but you have.'

I haven't chosen. Don't make it like that.

'I haven't chosen. It's not like that at all.'

'It's like, I would love to spend time with you'

'but I don't want it to be awkward time...'

I want it to be normal Heidi Lauren time

and it's like, I feel like it won't be that way

as long as Spencer's in my life.

How? Why not? I told you I won't...

- 'I don't know, it's like...' - I won't talk about him.

I know, but I still feel like there's this weird space

between us, do you not feel like that?

Okay, Heidi, how would you feel right now

if I was like, "I'm gonna go hang out with Jason."

- I like him again? - It's a whole different issue.

- 'No, no, it's not, it's not.' - Oh, really?

You came to me, and you said all these things

and you put on line, you were like, "I hate him--"

Because I know what happened.

I'm saying that I went to you, and I made a risk.

And I said, this is all this stuff.

I know, it's gonna be awkward, but I think

it's more worth it for me to say these things to you.

'I really, like I hoped that you wouldn't make me'

'regret it but you really did.'

The first thing you did was go

and tell Spencer, "Oh, Lauren hates you

Lauren hates you," so it's awkward.

I didn't say, "Lauren hates you, Lauren hates you..."

Why would he buy me flowers if you didn't say anything?

Uh, those were my flowers, I was just joking

like, here, Spencer bought you flowers.

I thought it was funny.

I thought it was a joke, like, look

he bought Audrina flowers, he bought you flowers

like, I'm sorry.

I really, like, um, don't even wanna talk to you right now.

No, Lauren, you can't just shut yourself off like that.

It's like, I'm reaching out, I'm trying to have a conversation...

♪ Someday ♪

♪ There's not much you can change ♪

♪ And did you really think ♪

♪ You're right this time ♪

♪ With what you've done to me ♪

♪ We'll meet the end someday ♪

♪ We'll meet the end someday ♪

♪ No time to contemplate... ♪

Do you wanna talk about this?

- 'Cause I really am leaving. - 'Heidi...'

'I just really don't wanna talk to you right now.'

Alright.

♪ The end ♪

♪ Today ♪

♪ Today ♪