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I went on a few dates with Brody.

I'm so glad I'm with you right now.

But as cute as he was, I wasn't sure

I was ready to get serious with anyone.

I don't know what I want! I don't know if I like Brody.

Heidi was getting closer to Spencer.

I more than like you, Heidi, way more.

But Spencer was trying to get closer to Audrina.

How do you not like you?

- That's what I want to know. - I don't know.

When Audrina showed up at Heidi's birthday

to tell her side of the story...

Heidi wanted no part of it.

And now, as far as Audrina was concerned

it was time for Heidi to make the next move.

A part of me just wants to be like

"Brody, we should just be friends."

- Aah! Don't say that. - It bums me out.

I feel like Jason, like, broke me.

Because of him I'm, like, so different than I was before

like, as far as, like, liking guys.

'I think it's gonna be easier for me.'

Before I didn't really know where Spencer and I were

but now it's, like

we're more secure in our relationship.

Yeah.

What do you have to do today?

Um, I'm gonna meet up with Audrina later.

Ooh, are you going alone?

- It's a solo mish? - Solo mish.

That's good. You should just talk to her.

So, it's, like, it's so stupid.

Like, we used to be friends

and this is getting in the way of, like...

What, what are we, in high school?

- Come on, grow up. - Exactly.

- Grow up. - 'And I'm proud of you.'

- Thank you. - Very mature.

- Thanks. It's a big step. - Oh, my Heidi's growing up.

So fast.

♪ It hurts so bad when it feels so good ♪

♪ She keeps you coming back like you knew you would ♪

♪ You just can't wait for love... ♪

Heidi.

'I was wondering, it's my mom's birthday, and I was wondering'

if maybe I could go home for two days to see her?

Yeah, I mean, it's your, I mean, basically

it's your vacation time, so you use it

however you want to use it, like.

Thank you.

Alright, um, yeah, have fun at your mom's birthday.

- 'I'll see you later.' - Thanks, Brent.

Bolthouse Productions.

Just giving you a little heads-up

the dress code thing.

I got kind of chewed out by Jen today.

I mean, you look great and all, but I don't know

if it's appropriate for office wear.

Hmm, I'll talk to Brent about it.

Alright, later.

'Should we take pictures of these as well?'

How was your date with Brody? Got it?

'I'm not good at dating. I, like, forgot how.'

Did he even try to kiss you that night?

- Don't... - 'I'm just asking.'

God, you don't have to tell me.

- Um, maybe. - Maybe.

'Maybe.'

Maybe, probably, yes.

Is he a good kisser?

'I'm just asking.'

Whitney, um, I'm a lady.

I don't kiss and tell. Wait, I just told.

Just kidding. Um, yeah, he was.

Maybe it's meant to be.

Oh, my God, stop it.

You get corny on me, I'll beat you up.

♪ Can you love me all the way? ♪

♪ Every night and every day? ♪

♪ Even more than words can say? ♪

♪ Can you love me all the way? ♪

I asked Brent, I go

"Do you think my outfit's inappropriate?"

And he was like, "No."

And I was like, "Well, that little Max kid

told me that my outfit was inappropriate"

and he was like, "Why would he tell you that?"

I was like, "I don't know. I'm just saying."

"Throwing it out there. He said that to me."

I cannot wait to see little Max up in the club

and tell him I think his outfit looks a little inappropriate

and he needs to leave.

Um, okay, I'm gonna get the muscle breakfast.

Why, 'cause you don't have any muscles?

- Thank you. - He set you up for that one.

So, I'm gonna have dinner with Audrina tonight.

And this is a girl that was, like, supposedly

your mortal enemy, like, a week ago, right?

She was also used to be my good friend. So it's like--

You got to be thinking about her motives.

It's like you guys are just, like, rehashing.

She sees how happy we are.

I'm obviously happy when I'm around you.

It's, like, very apparent.

What's she going to do to try to snipe that out, you know?

It's like that's a girl stuff, I've been watchin'--

I don't know, I feel, like, if she's, like

trying to, like, make up with me--

Yeah, right, that's like, the way to make up.

"I'm gonna be your friend and tell you this and that."

It's like...

No drama now, can we have a good conversation

about how pretty you look, and how cute your outfit is

and how happy I am to be here with you

and not talking about Audrina?

Yeah, yeah, good deal? You are amazing.

And I'm gonna call your mom and tell her

'cause she needs to know she created--

She asked me, she's like, "Can I please bring him home

for my birthday?" I was like, "I'm not bringing Spencer."

- 'Hello.' - Hey, Max.

Hi, Elodie.

I'm done with that kid.

Let's just go. Come on.

I know you. I think you met me the other night? Spencer, right?

- Yeah. - You don't really know me.

So, I just want to know real quick...

Don't comment on how Heidi dresses.

We all, everybody I hang out with loves how she dresses.

You're ex, you're an intern, bro.

I'm not an intern. Excuse me, sir. I'm not an intern.

You're an assistant to my boy, Diamond.

Listen. Listen. Look here. Listen.

Heidi dresses cute every day.

- That's fine, buddy-- - She looks amazing.

You're not the boss. Don't tell her how to dress.

- Alright, champion. Champion. - Don't touch me, bro.

- You just touched me. - Spencer.

Walk away. He just touched me.

That's assault.

- 'Walk away, bro.' - Assault?

- Really? Really? - 'I'm just sayin'.'

Oh, yeah, you're a cool guy with your orange shades, bro.

Like, why did you just do that? Like, why--

Look at you. Keep talking then.

- Keep talking. - Please, Spencer.

- Relax, I'm not doing anything. - Please get in the car.

Don't. Just come on.

Where are you going? You're gonna call somebody a tool?

- He just called me a tool. - 'Spencer, stop being stupid.'

You're gonna call me a tool? Let's go.

I'm gonna beat your ass. Let's go right now.

- Let's go right now. - I'm heading to work--

- Let's go. Who do you think... - 'Get in the car.'

Do you have any idea what I'm gonna do to you, homeboy?

What are you talking about?

You think you can call somebody a tool in LA?

- Don't know where you're from. - In LA, dude.

- I *** grew up in LA. - I've never seen you.

- Please, I don't care about-- - Please, please.

Walk in front of a car. Walk in front of a car.

- Alright, I'll walk in... - Yeah, keep walkin' away, bro.

I'll see you in the club.

- 'Why, why would you do that?' - Hey.

I was being nice until he called me a tool.

I was just saying, "Don't comment on how Heidi dresses."

'Cause I love the way you dress. You look amazing every day.

- We're getting out of here. - Okay.

Alright. Nice to meet you.

- I'm sorry for being rude. - Bye, okay.

I'm not a jerk.

- I just, you know... - 'Bye, guys.'

'Oh, my God, Spencer, you can't do that'

'just 'cause you're my boyfriend.'

It's not about boyfriend.

I don't like this fool talking

disrespecting things to you.

- I just don't-- - Come on.

♪ Ooh it's all sunshine ♪

♪ Or it's all rain... ♪

So I'm going to this birthday party tonight

and I really have no time to go shopping.

Either look here, English Tea Party march

and there's holiday dresses

so you might be able to find something here.

- 'Okay.' - Are they gonna let you borrow?

Um, yeah, they said that I could if I found something.

Oh, that's nice of them.

I wanna be, like casual, but still...

- 'Oh, I like punk rock.' - Me too.

I want to date a punk-rock guy.

I feel like that's Audrina's type.

Heidi's going to dinner with Audrina tonight.

That's so great.

- I think-- - It was stupid. It was--

They need to sit down and talk because

it's, it's very like, "He said, she said," and stuff.

- You know what I mean? - 'Yeah.'

I feel like I don't believe-- Oh, my God.

These are really cute, huh?

Really cute, with, like, maybe a little ruffle top or something?

- Yeah. - Try them on.

'Okay, so this is what happened.'

My birthday, it was like, you came, and I was just like

you know, I don't think it's appropriate to like have

this drama on my birthday. Tomorrow I'll talk to you.

- 'Well, no, see I--' - The next day...

And then you showed up with Spencer that night.

- And I was just like-- - See, I knew that you'd freak.

Oh, you just showed up with Spencer.

Like, are you kidding me?

I was just kinda like, "Why would Audrina show up here?"

After I that heard that you'd been, like

hooking up with him, or whatever--

That I was hooking up with Spencer? No, I was not.

And you were like, "Heidi's so jealous because Spencer likes--"

Okay, I'm sorry, but I don't like...

- He is not my type at all. - Didn't think he was your type.

And he came up and kept, like, grabbing me on the dance floor

and like, he was trying to use me.

To make it look like to you that we were together

and to piss you off, and, like, I don't do that.

I don't know, I'm just sick, I'm really sick of people

coming up to me and being like

"Watch out for Spencer. Watch out for Spencer."

I know, like, just let me be.

- Like, let me... - You have to learn on your own.

Decide for myself. Like, you don't see how he looks at me.

You're not there when we're alone, you're not there

when it's like, when we're together.

It's like you can't really judge that.

Were you still with him, like, two or three Saturdays ago?

Two or three? Let me look in my planner, and let's see.

Two? If it was two, then, yeah, we were.

And if it was three, then I think we were too.

Saturday, like, he called me and I never called him back, ever

'cause I was like, I didn't know what his deal was.

I didn't understand. Like, it was just weird.

'I didn't know if I should tell you or not.'

- Of course, you should. - I'm gonna tell you though.

- I think you should know. - Hell, yeah. Hell, yeah.

Like, I'm so like relieved now, I feel...

Let's cheers to us.

Cheers.

You need to be careful with him.

I don't know.

I don't know.

'Okay, Audrina and I are fine. We talked about everything.'

She said, she's like, "He wanted to piss you off somehow."

'I guess he's been calling her for weeks now.'

Who would make up something like that?

I'm not saying she's making it up.

It's just hard, when you have everyone in LA that you know

coming up to you, being like, "Be careful."

I mean, you know. You know what I'm talkin' about?

You know what? You know what? Seriously, I don't care.

All those people aren't with us, when it's you and Spencer.

'They don't see the way that he looks at you. They don't--'

- That's what I told Audrina. - I would tell you.

I'm your best friend. I don't owe anything to Spencer.

If I thought Spencer was a rat, I'd be like, "You're over it."

- I don't completely-- - That's what you said at first.

I don't completely trust Spencer

but I do trust that he likes you.

'And I mean, that's part of dating.'

'You don't know people when you start dating them.'

- I hate dating. - 'It's a gamble.'

Who do you trust more? Audrina or Spencer?

I don't know.

♪ Here ♪

♪ I could waste my time if you're not... ♪

- 'What time is your flight?' - '6 o'clock.'

'Don't leave me.'

I don't know, I just feel like I really need to go though

because I never get to see my mom...

Oh, my God.

- It's like finding gold. - These tweezers.

I haven't even been able to find a pair as good.

Like, oh!

- Did you get her a present? - I am the present.

Okay, sorry.

Are you gonna go out without me?

To Area?

Maybe. I don't, I don't know.

I think it would be kind of weird to go without you.

If you go, you have to tell me how Spencer is.

Oh, you want me to go to watch him! Ah, the real reason--

But don't tell him you're going.

Just be, like, very sneaky.

You're so funny. You want me to go spy on Spence.

Yeah. I need to...

I need to see what Audrina's talking about

and how he behaves when I'm out of town.

- You're crazy jealous. - I am so jealous.

I don't know when I got so jealous either.

♪ You came looking for the answers ♪

♪ Lost like diamonds in the sand... ♪

'So who's gonna be at the club tonight?'

Is Heidi gonna be there?

'No, remember, she's out of town?'

'I got the Playmates rollin' over.'

- So it's like-- - 'You checking your Myspace?'

Come on, now, obviously got to check the friend requests.

- So how many you got? - It's not enough.

Ladies don't love me enough.

It's 'cause you got a girlfriend, man.

- Oh! - 'Ha ha! I really like Heidi.'

Know what, if you're gonna date anybody, it should be Heidi.

That's my logic, but it's like, whoa.

- 'God!' - Speaking of love.

'Speakin' of love.'

'Oh, dear.'

- Hi. - Hi.

- 'Oh, my God.' - Whoa!

- Hello, I'm Spencer. - 'Hi, I'm Shannon.'

- Nice to meet you. - Shannon, it's a pleasure.

- Brody. - Hey, Amanda.

- Amanda, very nice to meet you. - Amanda, Spencer.

Hugh Hefner, eat your heart out.

I'm a little overwhelmed right now, I'll be honest.

- Can we, little toast? - Let's all toast.

- Come on, you toast. - Brody, let's hear your toast.

What's your toast to?

To an amazing night, and let's have fun.

- Oh, weak, weak, weak toast. - What do you want to do?

To the most beautiful human beings

I have ever been in a room with.

- Okay, okay, now cheers. - Cheers, whoo!

And to good night.

♪ Move it ♪

'I can't believe I missed my flight.'

Oh, I just need to have fun tonight.

- My mom is so stressing me out. - You were at the airport.

It wasn't like, you were just like...

Did you tell Spencer that you didn't go to Colorado?

No, and I didn't tell him I'm going to Area.

And I think a little piece of her

wants to bump into him and surprise him.

Implement the spy plan.

Perfect, 'cause he thinks you're gone.

- I know. - But you won't be gone.

At least, I'm a surprise to someone tonight.

♪ Hey what you looking and you want what you see ♪

♪ If you're bad and you know it come see about me ♪

♪ Hey what you looking and you want what you see ♪

♪ If you're bad and you know it come see about me... ♪

Yeah, my girls.

Whoo-hoo!

Hi! I just wanted to say hi.

I love that top, pretty girl.

'I love you.'

Why is Spencer with some blond whores?

- Who? - I don't know.

- Two blond sluts. - Who?

Spencer, he walked in with two blond bimbos.

- What blond bimbos? - I don't know.

I've never seen them before.

- What's going on? - Oh, I'm about to get crazy--

Him and Brody and the other one, walked in with--

Is he, like, with them, with them, or is he like--

They sat down at the table together.

- But he's there-- - Two blonds.

- I've never seen before. - We'll see.

- Okay. Let's go. - This is gonna be fun.

- Alright, let's go. - Where's your little group?

Let's go! Lauren!

'Thank you.'

'No, dancing table. I want another table.'

Oh, wait! Spencer!

- 'Surprise!' - Ah!

Get over here!

'Out of my way. Lauren, I'm leaving.'

Heidi, Heidi, Heidi.

Heidi! Heidi!

What is going on?

- Ow, you're hurting me. - Sorry.

Come here.

- Will you come here, baby? - Come here.

Tell her what you just told me about Spencer.

- Please, please, please. - What about Spencer?

♪ Oh... ♪

Lauren! Lauren! Lauren!

♪ But it's for the best ♪

♪ I'm getting out of this mess ♪

'Spencer, you showed up with three Playmates.'

- I saw you flirting with them. - I'm over you.

Just hang up. I'm over you.

It's fine. I'm over you.

No, she didn't put me on the phone.

She didn't put me on the phone, Spencer.

She was crying so hard, I had to pick up the phone.

I had to pick up the phone, like I...

Like, I had to pick up my best friend

and carry her upstairs. No, Spencer, no.

- Hang up the phone! - 'You have to realize.'

'You have to realize.'

'You have to decide what you want with Heidi.'

You know what, you know what, Spencer?

Spencer, Stop. I mea...

Heidi's gonna call you tomorrow, okay?

I was really falling in love with him.

Don't fall in love.

Don't fall in love with anyone here.

You're too young to fall in love.

Let's go, team Playmates.

Let's go, let's go, let's go.

♪ I thought the world was round ♪

♪ Looking closely I have found ♪

♪ It's a messed up ball of jagged edges ♪

♪ Stupid me I thought the world was round ♪