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Previously on "The Hills..."

After finally ending the relationship from hell

I made a rule... No more boys.

Then I broke it.

I'm glad you came.

I went on my first date since breaking up with Jason.

But I wasn't sure if I was ready to start seeing anyone

even a guy as nice as Brody.

Heidi was getting serious about Spencer.

I just don't know, really, how you feel about me, it's like--

I more than, I more than like you, Heidi.

But she was still mad atAudrina

for showing up with him at the club.

Doesn't she have her own friends?

Now, it was Heidi's birthday

and all she wanted was for Audrina

to keep her distance.

I want a birthday poncho.

I think I want a Betsey Johnson one

because they're so, like, crazy.

You want what I wanted, like, a fun party dress.

I just couldn't find one for my birthday.

What time are we going to the salon?

Not too early because I have a little lunch date with Brody.

Yay.

- Did you invite Whitney? - Yeah.

- Did you invite Audrina? - We're not friends.

I'm not going to invite someone who's not my friend.

I don't dislike her, so I don't care if she's there

but I'm not gonna invite her, because I don't like her.

'You know, if I see her there, I'll be like'

"Hey, how are you?"

- "It's my birthday." - "It's my birthday."

"Want my crown? Oh, you can't wear it."

- Oh, my crown. - 'I know.'

- I'm so excited. - You really are a princess.

- On your birthday. - It's a rule.

Despite what anybody thinks.

♪ I forgot where I was going ♪

♪ When I met you ♪

♪ When I met you ♪

- Hi. How are you? - It's good to see you.

You too.

Don't laugh at my haircut. You gotta stop.

- No, it's cute. - Stop. No, no, no.

- Stop right now. - You look younger.

So how's your love life?

Been talking to Jason at all?

Did it end on a kind of bad note, a little bit?

Um, no, it was just kinda like, "I've had it."

Right, right, you were fed up with it.

How long did you have when you went

from Kristin to Nicole, right?

I wouldn't know.

You had a girlfriend in between?

No, wait, hold on.

Yeah, actually, yeah, no, it was.

Did you, you didn't have a break, did you?

It was maybe two weeks...

Two weeks of, like, living the single life, but it's like--

Why don't you ever take breaks in between girls?

I don't know. 'Cause I just--

You need to be single for a while.

The thing is, I mean, yeah, it just happens that way

and you know, when you meet somebody

say you meet somebody really special

just because you don't want to get in a relationship

you don't wanna ruin that with them, you know?

Really? You don't ever feel like, you can be like

"Can we just like be friends for a while?"

But it's hard, it's hard to say that

if you really care about somebody, you know?

It's hard for me.

I'm still looking for somebody to cuddle with, baby.

- Aww! - I'm a cuddler.

♪ And now I know ♪

♪ Just where I'm going ♪

♪ You see I could live my life without you ♪

♪ But the sun would grow cold... ♪

- Hey. - Hi. Are you busy?

- Not really. - No?

- What's up? - Um...

Well, you know how I told you the whole

Heidi-and-Spencer situation?

'And I think Heidi thinks something's going on with us.'

'Like, there's really nothing.'

There's nothing with him at all.

Right.

Um, you're not gonna get in trouble, right

because I'm, like, back here talking to you?

You obviously have not been here long enough.

You're not gonna get in trouble for anything.

So, like, tonight's Heidi's birthday

and I'm not invited.

It's like kindergarten, "I'm not inviting you

to my birthday."

I mean, so you think it's a good idea, like

being the bigger person, and just--

Just go and, like, wish her happy birthday

and, like, if she's gonna be

a bitch about it, she'll be a bitch about it.

That's what I'm gonna do. I mean, we're friends.

And to have a friend, you have to be a friend

and she's not being a friend right now.

And is he, like, trying to date you, too?

Yeah, he is. He is a dirt-bag.

He's just a pig. Yeah, she's getting played.

That's what it seems, but I'm not, like

hanging out with him or anything.

She doesn't know that, obviously.

Well, this is my last time I'm trying. Like...

- Yeah. - I don't know.

♪ Go girls ♪

♪ Go girls ♪

♪ It's what you wanted yeah ♪

♪ It's what you wanted here right now ♪

♪ Go girls ♪

♪ It's what you wanted here ♪

♪ It's what you wanted here right now... ♪

Hi.

- Good, how are you? - Good, how are you?

- Good. - Thank you.

- To your birthday. - To my birthday.

- No, to the best night ever. - To the best night ever.

And to lots of other stuff.

I'm doing, like, a very Audrey Hepburn kind of look

and I'm wearing a black tutu

and so just, like, really fun.

- But sexy and, like-- - Okay.

Sophisticated at the same time.

Are you getting your makeup done here, too, Heids?

Of course! It's my birthday.

I know. I'm sorry. I know.

I'm not lifting a hand.

I'm an American princess.

Hey, I talked to Whitney today

and she was really tired.

She's not sure if she's gonna make it.

I always want her to come, but I know she's just busy.

Audrina's not coming.

- Have you talked to her? - Nope.

Are you just assuming she's not going?

She can come, but she can't come to my party.

She can't come to my birthday.

♪ It's okay to dance ♪

♪ You can do it if you wanna ♪

♪ It's okay to dance ♪

♪ If you wanna ♪

Hi!

- Oh, my god. - Hi, how are you?

- Oh! - What are we drinking tonight?

Heidi!

Oh, isn't that pretty?

I'm so cute!

Look at me, look at me.

I know, but it's bad.

Look at me, look at me.

Who cares?

♪ Move ♪

♪ Shake shake shake ♪

♪ Okay ♪

♪ Roll it roll it roll it ♪

♪ Move your body like... ♪

- I'm gone! - We're gone.

We're gone.

That's so rude.

Celebrate life.

- Hey! - Hey!

Ahh!

Oh, snap!

'Audrina, well, she's kinda had her feelings hurt.'

'I feel like she just wanted to come'

there to make trouble.

Oh, you're so sweet, you knew I wanted to dip

and you did it for me.

Would you, would you ever date Brody?

Like, do you like him?

I do not want to date anyone right now.

I like her.

I like her. That used to be you.

I think he definitely likes you.

I think the question is do you like him?

If I didn't like him, I wouldn't waste my time

worrying about him.

So if things went well, you would date him?

I don't know what I want! I don't know what I want.

I don't know if I like Brody.

You just want someone on your arm.

It's arm candy.

Yeah, Brody's arm candy. Hell, yeah.

Why do we always compare guys to accessories?

It's just so, so right on.

'Cause they're disposable like that.

I just got a manicure, and it's already, like, all chipped.

I need a me day, I need to go and get my highlights done.

- And my nails done. - Yeah.

My eyebrows done, and my few more things done.

Yeah.

- Can you hand that to me? - Yeah.

Hello?

Oh, hi, how are you?

Mm-hmm.

I'll, I'll go over, um...

I'll call you when we get off, okay?

Okay, bye.

- Who was that? - It's Audrina. You're coming.

- Coming where? - You're coming to lunch.

What did she say?

She's like, "I just wanted to, I just wanted to see

if you wanted to get lunch, and talk and catch up on stuff."

Maybe since, like, she's not talking to Heidi

she figures you're the next person to talk

to in order, like, resolve things.

I meant to call her after Heidi's birthday

but I never did.

So she beat you to it.

I don't know.

That's kind of, I don't know, that's kind of weird.

- Hi. - 'Hi.'

- How are you? - 'Good.'

- Hi. - 'Those are cool jeans.'

Thanks.

How is"Teen Vogue?"

- It's good. - It's fun?

It's good, yeah.

Are you seeing anyone else now?

- Seeing? - Well, I don't know, dating?

I don't want to, like, date anyone for so long.

So I'm just having fun.

- Me too. - You know?

'It's hard to find a good guy.'

I'm not looking for a good guy right now.

I need to be, like, fine to be alone

and, like, not even want to date someone

and then I know I'll be fine to get into a relationship.

Yeah, I don't want a relationship for a while.

Yeah.

Amen.

Yep.

Yeah, so Friday night

I wasn't there to ruin her birthday.

Like...

I'm, like, I'm not, I'm here to have a good time.

I didn't come here to ruin her birthday.

Like, I knew she was here, so I came up to say

"Hi, happy birthday," and that's it.

No, that's fine. Um, I think that she wanted

to say hi to you and stuff, but if you, like

there's stuff going on between you two

and she didn't want to talk about it that night

because it's like, "It's my birthday.

"I don't want to do this tonight.

I'll talk to you about it later."

She won't talk to me anyways.

She's just changed towards me, I guess.

You guys have, like, weird stuff going on

and I feel like a lot of that was Spencer.

Yeah, it's always that, like, guys.

Yeah, it's just one of those things, you know

how, like, friends just sometimes--

- Grow apart? - Yeah.

- And just aren't meant to be. - And that's it.

It's not meant to be, so I'm totally fine, like...

She's doing her thing, I'm doing mine.

Girl fights.

Bye. Have you guys parked over there?

Yeah.

Well, just because me and Heidi aren't friends

doesn't mean we can't be, so...

- Bye, girls. - I'll see you soon.

- Bye. - I'll talk to you later.

♪ Be here ♪

♪ I ♪

♪ I don't want to be here ♪

♪ Somebody told me a story... ♪

- Heidi? - Hi. How'd it go?

- What? - Uh, lunch with Audrina.

Good. I mean, Whitney came.

- Oh, she did? - Mm-hmm.

'It was, like, kind of weird'

that we went out to lunch.

You didn't, like, call her out on anything?

So what's gonna happen if, like, you see her out or something?

I see her out, I just say hi like anyone else.

But it's not... It's a mutual thing.

I know.

"I don't care I have too many friends.

And too little time."

Nap, dinner, and then meet up with Spencer and Brody?

- Okay. - Oh!

I'm excited.

Ah, look who it is.

Hi, look who it is.

Jen Bunney.

'Why don't you come sit over here?'

'Is that a seat that opened up?'

You look so upset, though.

"Nobody's gonna sit here."

Well...

- What? Here it is. - Oh, it's so pretty.

Ah!

- Here, come outside, come on. - I'm coming.

Did you have fun tonight?

- Did you? - Yes, I had an amazing time.

God! Give me a hug.

I'm so glad I'm with you right now and all this happened.

I swear to God, there is nowhere else

where I want to be right now than with you.

- You're a cheeseball. - I'm a cheeseball?

Why am I a cheeseball? Shut up.

It's like I really...

I would not want to be anywhere else.

- Thank you. - Oh, thank you?

- And why are you thanking me? - Because you're so nice.

Well, I'm just being real with you.

Look at you.

I love seeing you smile.

- You make me smile. - You have a beautiful smile.

Thank you.