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Previously on "The Hills..."

Summer had ended, and I was back at "Teen Vogue"

but my boss wasn't happy with me.

'Lauren is gonna always be known as'

the girl who didn't go to Paris.

And that needed to change.

My relationship with Jason had ended badly.

It's not just, like, that easy to, like, not see you.

I know, but it's harder to see you.

And now I wanted a break from guys.

But Heidi kept pushing me to start

dating again before I was ready.

Spencer got Heidi to believe that she was

the only girl in his life

when the whole time he was seeing Audrina on the side.

I would never do that to someone.

I would never disrespect somebody like that.

And now I was about to learn that Heidi

had more on her mind than I could have ever guessed.

- Hi. - Hi.

I'm making my list for my birthday

that's months and months away.

Oh, that sounds fun.

I know.

- How was work? - Stressful.

I left early. Had a lot on my mind, I was really sick.

- You okay? - Yeah. I think that...

I don't know, for the past couple days, you know

how I've been so like incredibly nauseous and couldn't eat and...

So it's like a part of me thought

that I might have been pregnant.

So... It's, like, we were careful and everything

'but I don't know.'

Why do you say thought?

- Because I just took a test. - Are you serious?

Why didn't you have me go up there with you?

I've never been, like, I've never been so scared

in my entire life to do anything.

I was like, "Okay. What am I gonna do?"

I'm so sorry. I wish you would have told me.

I literally couldn't even talk about it.

- I just felt so nauseous. - I'm sorry.

It's like going through something like this

it makes you just be like...

Do you want to tell that person? Do you not?

Well, I'm here. I'll talk to you about it.

- I know, it's just-- - And I won't cheat on you.

Yeah.

♪ This is life ♪

♪ I won't throw it away ♪

♪ On the hills of Hollywood ♪

♪ I am here to stay ♪

♪ I told you once before ♪

♪ And I won't tell you again ♪

♪ On the hills of Hollywood ♪

What a pleasant little surprise.

Um... can I talk to you?

'Go. Right now. I'm free.'

Would you mind coming to my work?

Is there something wrong?

Come meet me in the back alley.

'I'm coming. Coming.'

Alright, bye.

No.

Come in.

No, he's not.

Okay. I'll talk to you later.

Um... tomorrow you need to go work at a fashion show.

Ashley Paige is the designer, she's a young LA designer

'who designs fabulous bathing suits.'

It's very important that you do this

because she's a friend of Amy Astley's

and, uh, so it's a special request from her.

So I think I'll send both of you there.

- Okay. - Um, I have school tomorrow.

- 'So I can rush there.' - When do you get out?

I can do my best to be there as soon as possible, but--

School's very important.

Lauren, it means I'm gonna have to count on you.

Do you think you can do this on your own?

- Mm-hmm. - 'Okay.'

So you'll represent "Teen Vogue" at the show.

So it's very important that you come through.

- Okay. - Be on time.

'Do whatever they want you to do.'

I'm counting on you.

- Okay. - Thank you.

- Thanks. - Thank you.

♪ I remember how it used to be ♪

♪ Please please please ♪

♪ I just got to... ♪

Hi.

Well, hello, dear.

What's with the whole serious aura here?

I-I kind of want to talk to you about something.

It's why I'm here, sweetheart.

Well, I've been feeling really sick and really nauseous

and I've never, never really felt like this before.

So... I'm just kind of worried.

Well...

I mean, I just don't know really how you feel about me.

It's like, I don't know...

I-I get you like me or whatever, but--

I more than... I more than like you, Heidi.

Way more.

What would we do?

Whatever you want to do.

I'm not gonna tell you what to do

with your body and your life.

I'm here. I'm on Team Heidi.

But, I mean, this is a decision you need to make.

I'll go either way with this.

Well...

I took a pregnancy test

and...

...I'm not pregnant.

I'm a little bit irritated that you just had me thinking

that you were pregnant for a second there.

Oh, like, boo-hoo. I've been feelin' that way for days.

"Boo-hoo?"

I don't feel bad. I've been feeling that way for days.

- So you wanted me to feel it? - I thought I really was...

I've been feeling this by myself for how long?

- It's like... - That's your own choice.

I would've been at your apartment a phone call away.

I thought I was.

So you thought you were pregnant yesterday

you found out you weren't pregnant

so you were gonna come tell me that you thought

you were pregnant just to see how I would react?

You know, it's like, obviously, I care about you

or I wouldn't get so upset about things.

And, you know, it just made me think about us

and it just made me think about, you know, a lot of things.

If we're talking about Audrina

who's out of her mind

I never tried to hook up with Audrina.

I'm so mad at you still.

If I wanted to be with other girls, I wouldn't be

sitting here talking about pregnancy with you.

- I have to get back to work. - So where do we stand here?

I'll call you later.

I hope I have my phone with me when you call.

You'll have your phone.

- Oh, no hug goodbye? - Oh, would you like a hug?

No. I don't want one if you're just gonna leave like that.

- It was a test. - Oh!

Oh! We know how you are with tests.

It's gonna be nothing but tests from now on?

You're just a big test now.

I already passed my test, so... I'm fine.

Alright, bye.

- Bye, Heidi. - Bye, Spence.

♪ Because I can't stop it now ♪

♪ It's so amazing how ♪

♪ I know I can't I could never walk away ♪

♪ Girl on the run ♪

♪ Turning heads everywhere she goes ♪

♪ Sweet temptation ♪

♪ Like a spider in a web she's never gonna let you go... ♪

Morning. I made you some tea.

Thank you.

You're welcome. Going to work?

- Mm-hmm. - Me too.

Did you talk to Spencer last night?

Um, I went through the whole thing and I was like

"You know, I think I've been feeling sick" blah-blah

and then I was like, "But I'm not pregnant."

How am I supposed to know how he's supposed to react?

If he was gonna react wrongly then

I wouldn't wanna be with him.

I don't think there's a right way to react to that though.

He took it very well, so...

- Good, good. - Um, I have a brilliant idea.

I think maybe you should go on a date

with Spencer's friend Brody Jenner.

Heidi, he's been touched by Kristin.

- He's, like, tainted. - 'He was just asking me.'

He was like "Oh, you know, I think

"I've had a crush on Lauren for a while.

She's really cute." And I was like, "Oh, perfect!"

- Is he single right now? - He's single.

Look, I think you guys would be cute together.

I'm gonna take a rain check for now.

Okay, you should tell him that when he calls.

He wanted your number, go a little horseback riding.

Heidi, don't give my number to guys. 'Cause that's--

It's not just a guy. It's Spencer's best friend.

Such a good idea.

He's gonna call you, so I'll give you his number

and you can screen it or whatever you wanna do.

- Yeah, will you, though? - 'Yeah, for sure.'

I have to get it later 'cause I have to go.

- Have a good day at work. - You too.

Don't give anyone else my number.

- I already did. - Ugh!

♪ Go ♪

♪ Whoa oh whoa oh ♪

♪ Whoa oh whoa oh ♪

You got two more hours. We're doing okay?

Do you know how to answer phones?

- Do I... Oh. - Come on.

- Just say, "Studio." - Pick it up right here.

- Yes. - Grab a seat.

Pick it up, say "Studio, Ashley Paige Studio."

Interns never know how to answer phones. It's ridiculous.

'This is a magic candle, and someone messed it up'

'and I really wish we could get it burning.'

The-the wax is all covering it. See what they did?

- Yeah, good luck. - Yeah, we need it. Can you...

- You know how to dig out wax? - Sure.

It's a magic candle from across the street.

And it really works too, it's a green money candle

and right now we need more money.

'And don't get it everywhere.'

So h-her last bikini then...

I just don't see it in there at all.

Britney. Here we go. Britney's number one.

- 'What time is it?' - '10:38.'

You should be wearing a watch.

- I don't wear watches. - How you know what time it is?

'Cause I always have my cell phone with me.

- Okay. - '10:37.'

Did she say this is from across the street?

Can I just go buy another one real quick?

They're not open yet. It's from, like, a witch store.

- Oh. - The models are relaxing.

'Must be nice, being so gorgeous'

you don't have to work.

Us ugly people got to bust our ass.

- Go ahead and jab it. - Oh, wait.

- I found the wick. - Shut up. Shut up.

'I found the wick.'

- Ashley. - Where's the biki... Where...

- Ashley. - You did it!

Oh, my God. Awesome. Good job.

You can stay. You're hired.

Okay, Do you all like this? Do you like this?

- That's cute. - Here. Walk with it.

Can you walk that way so I can just see?

Pretend like you're real tall.

You're pretty, but pretend like you're real tall.

Don't you think it needs more flowers?

- I think on that side. - Can you please help her?

She's new, so she doesn't really know what she's doing.

Can you show her how to put these flowers on

and make it really pretty? Don't make it look tacky.

- Okay. - Okay?

The steamer doesn't go until they're done.

That's the last thing to go, and she's going with it.

- 'What time is it?' - 'What time is it?'

- Ten minutes we're leaving. - 'How you doing, Lauren?'

- Good. I'm almost done. - 'Alright. Awesome.'

- I think I need to throw up. - 'No! No, no, no.'

I just got real nervous.

- Hello? - Well, look who it is.

My favorite person in the world.

Spencer. God.

Let's go eat dinner.

Yeah, I'm gonna have to say no.

What'd you say?

Um, I think it might be kind of awkward

'because Heidi and I, I don't know what's going on'

but we have some kinda, some kinda beef.

You've done absolutely nothing wrong.

Even if I did do something wrong, it's like...

A, we weren't dating, and B, it's like--

Spencer, I gotta go.

Oh, just hangs up.

♪ Freak or star ♪

♪ You're beautiful and presidential ♪

♪ Freak or star ♪

♪ It's California ♪

Wait. What are you doing? Put these in show order.

Look at Jessica. She's so pretty. I love her.

- Okay, Jessica's first. - 'Okay.'

Here's extra shoes, since you guys know

the shoes there they are.

- Here's the umbrella. - Yay.

- Do you really like it? - I really like it.

Can you find something to do with it?

- Lauren! You're going with Gio. - Okay.

You'll need to do whatever he says. Be on top of it.

- On top of it. - Keep going.

Don't play with your hair.

Stand up straight. Go!

'When the models start coming out they're gonna start'

'yelling their name and their number.'

'They need help getting them in order.'

They say, "Tianni, number 12" or something, just make sure

you grab them by hand and hand them over.

'Okay, cool. I will.'

- How are you? - Good. How are you?

- Good. - What can I help you with?

Hey, Lauren, I need you to stay over here in the front

and talk to the girl who's in charge of the models.

Okay. Here, Whit. Whitney's gonna help, too.

Why don't you have an Ashley Paige shirt?

- You need a shirt. - 'Cause I just got here.

And that's the order they come in, she's the first model

and that would be the last.

'It's gonna be a little difficult because'

you guys need to make sure that they need, they need help

putting their shoes on or accessory-wise or anything.

- You just jump in and do it. - Okay.

Be happy. If you want to smile, smile.

Do whatever you feel.

- Hello? - 'Lauren.'

- Hey. Wait, who is this? - This is Brody.

Spencer's friend.

Oh, hey, Brody.

Oh, wait, hey, my model got here. I have to go.

No, that's fine. I'll just call you in a little bit.

Bye.

Don't put anything on inside out.

Be calm. Move slowly.

Put it on right.

Let the chaos begin.

- 'You need to go, Jessica.' - 'Walk with her.'

'Not you, goddammit!'

♪ What's it like ♪

'You're gonna follow them.'

'Where's Krichelle in the long gown?'

'Her bikini's not tied tight.'

- 'Lauren!' - What?

♪ Do do do what you like ♪

♪ What you like ♪

- 'Finale, please!' - 'Move. Go!'

♪ Move your body ♪

- Are you happy? - Great job.

Thank you for helping.

It looked so good.

And I love the umbrella.

- Yeah! - Awesome.

Lauren! Your phone's ringing!

Heidi's Dating Service. How may I help you?

What did you just say?

'What are you doing?'

"Heidi's Dating Service."

That is hilarious.

I'm trying to hook you up.

- What's going on? - Who is that?

Hold on, here's Lauren.

- Hello? - Hello?

Hi.

- How was the show? - 'Yeah, I'm sorry.'

I didn't mean to, like, hang up so quickly but I was

like, in the middle of dressing a model

and it was, like crazy back there.

Well, you have no shows tomorrow night, right?

No, I don't have any shows tomorrow night.

I'm picking you up. We're going out.

- We're gonna have fun. - Okay.

- So it's a date. - Okay, great.

- Alright. - 'Bye.'

Bye.

Ooh, somebody's got a date.

- 'Come in.' - 'Hi.'

- 'Hi.' - Hello.

Thank you. Hey, Whitney. How are you?

- Good. How are you? - Thank you.

Lauren, do you wanna come back for a sec?

Ashley said you did a great job.

Oh, she was so cool.

I mean, and that is what your strength is.

I think we're finding out more and more

is the whole production level.

She said you were great, you were incredibly helpful.

I had fun, it was cool, 'cause I've never like

spent a full day, like, in preparation.

Well, sometimes, really, two weeks it takes

before a fashion show, and maybe that's the next thing

that you should do.

A project, is to try

and work with one designer

from the beginning of the stages.

But anyway, I just wanted to say thank you

'cause she did say that it was really helpful.

- Okay. - Alright. Thanks.

- Heya. - Hi.

- What are you doing? - You're so fancy.

Thanks. I'm going to dinner. Are you fancy?

I'm not gonna get fancy.

- I'm just gonna change. - You look cute.

You having dinner with Spencer?

Yeah. Is this, like

the first time you've gone out with a guy alone since Jason?

- I think so. Just one-on-one? - But you do wanna go?

'I obviously wanna go otherwise I wouldn't go.'

Well, do you think that you're gonna have fun?

- I have no idea. - I bet you will.

I think it's gonna be pretty harmless, it's just dinner.

- Mm. Big step. - Oh, yeah.

Well, that's good though.

Ow! I just hit myself in the face.

I have to say, you look amazing in that.

Thank you. You look very handsome.

- I really tried. - You did!

You got all dressed up.

I feel like we're so distant here.

- Can I scoot over? - Yes, you can scoot over.

Much better. You have a very nice smile.

- I love it when you smile. - Thank you. That's so nice.

I got told I have a creepy smile.

- No, you don't. - Yeah.

I smile, normally when people smile

they smile like this, I smile straight.

That's cute. It's character. It adds character.

That's what you say to people when they have a weird feature.

Like when someone has a big nose, you go

"It gives you character."

What's wrong with having a big nose?

Everybody... It's all about just how your interpretation is.

I'm not saying there's something wrong with it.

I'm just saying it's how you interpret things--

Some-somebody thinks that that big nose is cute.

Somebody in the world thinks that that big nose is cute.

You know, just like the straight-across lip.

I happen to think it's very cute.

Straight smile.

I'm glad you came.

Lauren, thank you for giving me

the most beautiful date in this place.

♪ And I hate love ♪

I'm just... God.

I just like to see you smile.

♪ Quite the way I want it to ♪

♪ The trap gets set ♪

♪ Don't they know? ♪

♪ The walls go up and then drama begins ♪

♪ It's all part of the show ♪

♪ But it's a wonderful thing ♪

- Thank you for coming. - I had fun. Thank you.

- I had an amazing time. - Mm.

I'll call you later, okay?

- See ya. - Bye.

♪ When it's happening ♪

♪ Hey it's happening ♪

♪ Hey it's happening ♪

♪ I think it's happening ♪

♪ Oh I hope it's happening ♪